Well i started construction today on the penis cake, i had alot of cake making stuff laying around my house, but i did need to run to the store for alot more of everything, im thinkin its gonna b about 4 or 5 ft long, the shaft and tip will be made of cake, the balls will be something else.
heres a pic of the supplies, so far ive baked 4 cakes to start building with.
two are pineapple upside down cake, they go on the bottom, then white frosting ontop of it, with another white cake on top, thats going to make the shaft, the tip is going to be chocolate cake with raspberry filling.. then its all going to be shaped and covered in skin colored fondant.
todays spoiler girls r extra hot but pretty extra NSFW so keep that in mind.
im also planning on syndicating my spoiler girls into the boob thread eventually.
Was lookin around for spoiler girl pics, found a awesome pic for some daut art.
Tournys suck quite alot today, busted 3R with AK vs AQ,
just busted the 10freezeout http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/356860
still in the 27$, have a good chipstack, hope things will work out..
im havin a good time tho chillin out watchin EPT stream.
if u duno about the spoiler section yet in my blog, check the blog post b4 this one. + Show Spoiler +
Ive been wanting to add something new to my blog, i worked out a way to change it up but naz had some problems with the way it did it, beacuse its a secruity issue, and i c where hes comming from. So i have decided to add what im calling "Soiler Girls" to my blog, every time i make a blog post, there will be a spoiler at the bottom, full of hot girl pics.. these pics are probably not a good idea to check out at work, but dont show any full nudity.
As far as a poker update, im back to playin a little 6max, and still grinding hard in the tournys, like i complained about earlier today, i was deep in the 33 freezeout last night and my internet disconnected, instead of driving to my friends house on the other side of town, i decided to try and fix it on my end, 45 mins later i cussed out the ISP tech support, and went to sleep.
Overall just runnin bad in tournys.. cash has been good 2 me tho, im also using alot of my spare time to do good table selection.
I got bored today, and playd with photoshop, doing more SFW porn stuff.. i guess its called art at this point since there is no dudes, but w/e.. these r pretty sick.
bottom one gets resized by LP, click on it to get the full image..
well ive been bored and decided to play around with some photoshop during tournaments..
but only playing with porn pics.. but dont worry i edited them so they are safe for work.
(btw if u dont know what that means, thats like download a whole 700mb movie in 11seconds speed)
lol ok srsly, my internet doesnt even work, i cant play on pokerstars, and havent been able to load LP all day until now.
umm kinda off subject update, my parents other house that they are building cuz they got bored.. is starting to look like more then walls.. they are building the roof today, and theres a huge storm up and down the northern west coast and inland, so they have a crane lifting roof pieces in 50MPH winds, kinda funny. but really starting to take shape..
i went to the body shop to take some pics of my car b4 it went into paint, and its a fuckin mess, the front bumper is done, hood is pretty much done, both fenders need a LOT of work still.. so i might get it back next week.. i was supposed to have it back on christmas.. so to say the least, im pretty mad at the guy for stalling so long, and basically just doing shit i could have done myself..
so i have half a car, my parents have half another house.. and its raining (obv cuz i live in oregon) but i dont mind it cuz stormy weather is sick cool.. i just wish my sick ultra mega high speed internet was fast enough to run pokerstars.
well i wasnt planning on blogging about my last night.. im still in the hung over, feeling oddly guilty cuz i blacked out kinda faze.
Most of the night went by really fast, i started out with a few beers. Then i was drinking Smirnoff 100 proof vodka, and b4 i knew it i was drinking the stuff straight outa the bottle.. some girls i used to go to high school were in town and called me, they said they were on their way to dennys and were almost there, i told them id give um 50 bucks to turn around and pick me and my buddy up.. then i took half a vicodin then i just lost it... we went to dennys, i gave the waitress a 100% tip, our meal was 50 bucks, she just sat there and stared at the 50 dollar tip and then as i stumbled out she looked at it up to the light lol.
After that the ride home was a mess, my friend said i licked the girl that was driving, i dont even know how thats possible.. but w/e, i also made them stop on the side of the highway so i could pee, i ended up stepping out of the car while it was still moving, i slid a little.. then i was peeing, its like 1am and cars are passing and i really didnt want them to hit our car on the side of the road, so while peeing i tried to kinda flag them around but i just ended up flagging people down to watch me pee...
after that its pretty much all a blur, i remember having my head in a very deep sink, drinking water for dear life.. my friend told me i didnt puke.. i remember at one point i almost did, i think cuz i drank half a gallon of water..
anyways, i had one of those wake ups where u dont know how u got there, but my friend has heated floors so it was plenty comfy...
thus leading me to my new years resolution.. im going to stop drinking hard A.. i just dont think theirs a reason for it in my life anymore.. and i just run really bad.. i think i either black out, or get so drunk i do something very dumb, like 8 out 10 times i drink hard a... and before i accidentally fuck a fat chick or something horrible.. im gonna quit.
also pokers going very boringly.. i got final 3 tables in a few big tournys.. mainly just running pretty bad, very few times im getting my money in badly tho, so im happy with how im playing.. also playing some cash on the side.. im not sure if mixing tournys and cash is a good idea, i really need to focus on one or another, its just so frustrating getting donked out by minraising aces all day long.
i should have my car back soon, and post some pics up of that asap
free - all right now..
epic song, im totally jammin 2 right now.. thought id share it with u all..
sry the recording sux cuz it was made in the 70's but there are better versions out there..
well no poker today, my internet has got me fully on tilt.. fucking running at 80kbps down/10kbps up... thats like 10X slower then average internet now days, thats almost as slow as oldschool 56K.. i have verizon dsl and i called and got some fucking retard, and on top of that obv hes indian (nothing wrong with being indian) but i cant understand wtf hes saying + hes a fucking retard and askd me for my name 4 times in a row and my # 6 times.. then went on to say its a problem with my computer, when i tested this shit out on 4 comptuers on my network..
just got sooo fuckin tilted, then then 10$ 20K guar started up and i flopped a set in 3way pot, cbet, 1 caller, 3rd diamond hit on the turn, i obv am tilted and get it in.. i duno, might have had 2 anyway, but i could have check called or something... gah im soo mad at verizon right now, i srsly hope we find oil in india and that tech support agent is 100% of their army and we just ship a missile directly into his cereal bowl.
btw that reminds me that im also mad about how fucked up america is.. this stupid fucking war is still going on.. and this stupid fucking poker ban is getting all gay.. i emailed the senator about it last month and got an email back saying for the sites to be legal they dont only want us to pay taxes on what we make from poker, they also want the poker sites to pay them 2% of every bet placed on the site.. 2%!!!!???? thats more then poekrstars takes for rake? and wtf casinos dont do that, i mean wtf jesus.. wtf how is that fair? a fucking site in the isle of man that has nothign to do with america has to pay them 2%? FOR WHAT??? and their already going to make fucking tons of money from us and taxes..
so if this thing does go through.. which it wont if thats the case.. but if it does, im leaving america and going to become a canadian citizen.
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