Life update
milkman, Jan 23 2008
well i got back from the casino, and it was just another reminder of why i play online.. obv i knew the tourny structure was going to be stupid, but this was really bad, after first blind raise, which was like 2 orbits at best, the blinds went up and u had 10bbs... pretty dumb.. during the tourny i got on the wait list for 1-2.. after i got out of the tourny there were 7 ppl on the list, i asked if we could start up a table, they said no.. i waited for an hour more, by that time there were 10 ppl on the list and confirmed there.. he STILL doesnt start, then he sends one dealer on break, and lets another one go home!! just is like, yea if u wanna go u can, we dont really need ya.. im like WTF START A NEW FUCKIN TABLE!!! then i sat for 30 more mins, after bugging him like every 30 mins, i went up there and was like.. wtf why isnt there a table going yet? he says he doesnt have enough dealers and needs to wait till the final table of the tourny is over, which from my experience would b at least another 30 mins... then the dealer that was on break comes in and im like "there! have her deal" and hes like sorry cant.. and im like, k take me off the list, your dumb. and i left..
Anyway i did some 22 tabling for a while to check out what all the fuss was about... i ran pretty good, ended up playing like 1K hands, up 2 buyins.. i would be moving up full time to nl100 but i had to cash
out some money.. (obv, story of my life) so im gonna wait a little longer..
BIG news is im moving. Doomer(aj) and I are moving in with MezmerizePLZ(clay) and iamalex(alex,duh) Clay and Alex already ahve a nice house that they posted pics of, so doomer and I are moving in with them, they live in colorado so doomers gonna drive there, and im gonna fly over.. im gonna wait to sell my car b4 i go so ill have some propbetting and food money..
This is a really sick spot for me, for a few reasons, for one, everyone in that house is sick good at poker and i can learn a million diff things from them.. for 2, living with poker players is the most fun you will ever have in life.. poker changes you and its just so much more fun to live with other ppl that have gone through it all.
Clay is in a 20K weight loss bet with Peachy, so im gonna be helping hold his hair back while he pukes in the morning... lol jk, were all gonna get gym memberships and try and go daily i think..i duno but clay is goign to need ALOT of work to lose the 30 pounds or w/e, he doesnt weigh that much as is so i dont really think 30 is a good number but w/e.. so we will all be going to the gym and hopefully ill help get clay motivated and also get in the best shape ive ever been in..
Another thing that doomer and I are setting up is going to be a video blog.. we are investing some money into getting a nice camera and setup.. im thinking were going to go with a HDD based camera instead of miniDV. One of the main reasons is so we wont need to use firewire to upload videos online, that way i can use my laptop when were on the road.. So we will be doing a video blog based on the house and stuff we do, and poker related stuff, hopefully answer questions from the poker community, have some news, do interviews, blog when we travel, vegas ect.. , and also keep up to date with our prop bets..
we are hoping to have a large # of viewers, possibly reaching out past LP and just getting out in the general poker community more, but who knows, we might just keep it small..
im really excited about starting the video blog, and also pretty fuckin stoaked to be moving into a house with these guys, pretty lucky place for me 2 end up after just over a year of playing poker.
well thats alot of writing, thanx for reading. leave me a comment,lemme know what u think.
now for some spoiler girls.

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[Q]wut 2 wear?
milkman, Jan 22 2008
going to the casino tonight.. duno what i should wear, u guys think i should go with the stereotypical online poker player "goofy" expensive as shit hoodie and a hat rockin iphone and the earbuds? (hood up obv)
hoodie featured here

The other option, is dress pants, dress shoes, dress shirt, with yellow polo sweater over the shirt.
cant really rock the music with this goin on, and music is a plus since im playing in a rebuy thats gonna last forever.. then prolly cash..
this is kinda the same idea, but with dress pants

i leave in like 2 hours so get ur comments in quick... "ur gay, is a obv comment, so just skip that and get to the opinion"
Option 3 i also have a tan/brown armani suit thats pretty baller..
K also duno if i should wear my sunglasses or not..
hot girls!
milkman, Jan 21 2008
since pplz were soo chill about listening to my beat storys, i figured i give back.. i finally was able to upload these bitches to image shack.

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Beat.
milkman, Jan 20 2008
well i was really happy to get my car back from the body shop after a little over a month.. but obv, i shoulda known it was gonna break again.. i think the starter is broken now.. thats why i got stranded the night of my 21st... the sunroof is also broken.. i cant get it into a mechanic because for 1 i cant start it, and for 2 i cant get my money off stars until my banking is set up again, so im probably fucked for the next month.. im just really frusterated right now.. my parents also wanna take me to the casino for my bday but i spent all my cash so i duno if im even going to be able to play...
just kinda life beat i guess. My plan right now is to get the car to a mechanic as fast as possible, get it fixed, and sell it, then move out of my parents house. This car is such a piece of shit, literally when one thing gets fixed, it breaks again, the entire time ive had it, its never all worked.. oddly enough the radiator actually blew up on the way home from picking the car up the day i bought it 2 years ago, and from then on, its never all worked. GG me.
i duno, all this negative stuff is gay... on a positive note, im healthy.
Thanx LP
milkman, Jan 19 2008
Thanx 2 everyone at lp that bought me a beer for my birthday. I had a blast, i started out the day picking up my car.



The bodyshop guy painted the corner lights for sum reason? So i got a new set of those ordered and on the way.
Then getting drunk and getting my hair cut.. this is kinda standard for me, my hair salon lady is a badass and knows i like to get a little tipsy.

Unfortunately i didnt remember to eat anything all day... Soo after i hit the bar i got really fucked up, i made my new years resolution to not drink any hard-a, but i guess it had to go on hold for my b-day, i drank a couple beers, then a adios motherfucker and a washington apple, then a 11dollar shot of scotch (wanted to drink the most expensive thing in the place).
So i drank all of that, then just had a couple beers, and since i hadnt eaten anything all day, it hit me pretty good.. Me and my friend playd some shuffle board against these 2 bitches that think their good, i fuckin pwned um.. not long after that, i got cut off (i guess the bar is pretty strict)
I wasnt that fucked up, i mean pretty fucked up, but not about to do anything stupid.. so anyway i ordered a pizza and chilled and tried to sober up a little, got some water in me. My plan was to go get my car and drive it to the hotel and leave it tehre overnight cuz they have a monitored parking place.
But my fuckin car wouldnt start... so its like 27degrees out and were freezing and my car wont start.. we had his GF come pick us up and i just left my car on the street like a block away from the bar, downtown in Oregons capital. I was not happy about doing this, my car has been through enough, i didnt want it getting stolen or vandalized.. but w/e i pretty much suffered through the rest of the night on my friends couch, then got up at 6 and went to go get my car, we tried jumping it, that wouldnt work, tried swapping batterys, that didnt work, i think the starter is totally out on it...
but after all the hard core body work i just had done to it, the guy fiberglassed over the tow point in the front.. so getting it towed wouldnt be easy... anyways i decided we could probably push start it... so we fuckin pushed it down a 3 lane busy ass road, finally someone stopped and helped us, first trys forward wernt that good cuz it was kinda up hill, so we got it going really fast in reverse and jumped it going backwards down a 3 lane busy ass street..
I got home this morning and just left it near my shop cuz i dont wanna deal with it, and i guess i couldnt if i wanted to because the shop if full of stuff for our new house, so i cant work on my car anyway.
Overall it was a great birthday, Thanx to everyone that bought me a drink or said happy bday! my drink fund actually equaled almost exactly how much i spent.
edit: sorry stil no spoiler girls, image shack keeps timing out when i try to upload them.. as soon as i get it fixed ill post um.
My 21st Birthday!
milkman, Jan 18 2008
Todays officially my 21st birthday, ive set up an extra special spoiler girl section, with some links to some amazing shoots that i cant post here.. So enjoy that.. im thinkin about drinking 21 beers today, but probably wont.
if anyone wants to help pitch in with my 21st beer fund, ggplz and a sum other ppl on vent already bought me a beer..
ship to S1KLYF on stars, or Steinbacher on FTP.
Later on today, after i sleep, ill have pics up of my bday adventure.
Other news, i went to the bodyshop and checked out my car, its lookin sick, i wanted him to make a few quick adjustments so ill have it tomorrow, and pics with it..

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New Name
milkman, Jan 16 2008
Well i decided to change my stars name. I didnt like having my old name, so i got S1KLYF. I duno, maybe it will run sick good..
Kinda funny thing happened, after i emailed them, they didnt check to see what i was doing, and they restricted my account in the middle of a tourny.. i couldnt do shit but watch the cards go by.

But we got it all changed up.

I also got 4:1 on my money with donald that i couldnt get it changed, so i put up 15$ and just got shipped $60 about 10 mins ago. Thanx donald!
Some other cool pics, since i dont think im posting any spoiler girls today, these 2 guys in the UK got some extreme weather and decided to grab their boogie boards and go get effed up in some 50ft waves..
i used to surf alot, and i was never good at boogieboarding so i have mass respect for these guys, its a real man vs nature kinda fun/suicidal battle when seas r this high, ive been out in some 15ft+ wave days and its just really adrenalin pumping fun, but after ur underwater for a little 2 long, the realistic side of the danger comes into play.. anyway, some awesome and funny pics from these guys.



i duno about spoiler girls anymroe, if im gonna do um in every post or not, lemme know what u guys think, i dont get 2 many comments about um, but if u really miss um lemme know.
Alba Pics
milkman, Jan 13 2008
well nothing really happened today, but yesterday i did find some sick pics of jessica alba, so im just gonna post some girl pics and leave it at that.

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Penis Cake Failure
milkman, Jan 12 2008
Well i just typed everything and accidentally closed the window, so here it all goes again!..
The penis cake was a failure, i decided to bake all the sheets of cake (all 12 of them) then bring it to my friends house and carve and ice it. I brought it over to his house in a buncha squares and he instantly is like "so your building me a giant penis cake." and im like, obv his fucking GF that i hate, told him..



so im already pissed, then carving was a fail, the tip was way 2 big, and i didnt have enough fondant to cover the whole cake, and the coloring i got for the fondant was the totally wrong color, so it looked like processed american cheese. After all taht shit, i just gave up, we ate some of it, and got pizza and drank a ton.. overall it was pretty sick, it was a good 21st bday party for my friend, and i didnt drink 2 much... well i did drink 2 much, but i didnt get stupid drunk, because i stopeed drinking hard-a.. i just got beer drunk and chilled out all night, didnt do anything stupid or anything i regret, which is awesome.
I did almost get kicked outa a restaurant for drinking under age tho, but i wasnt drunk 4 that, just me being me..
My 21st is on jan 18th, so about 6 more days, i get my car back soemtime this week and will have pics up.. so this should be a pretty awesome week, im hoping to add a nice tourny score ontop of that so i can fly out to Borgata and go hang with khan and the crew.

This entrys spoiler girls are really NSFW so be careful.
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8 pounds 1 night
milkman, Jan 12 2008
i fucking drank so much last night, that by the time i woke up, i had lost 8 pounds.. i srsly weighed my self b4 i started drinking for fun last night, and i woke up, weighted my self, i was so dehydrated i was 8 pounds lighter, i didnt vomit or shit or anything....
soo im pretty hung over, but its manageable.. i kept to my new years resolution and didnt drink any hard-a.
the penis cake was a failure, i just lost it at the end and gave up.. i got pics tho..
sooo pics and more info on the penis cake, and spoiler girls later tonight when i can see straight.
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