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I guess I should do some writeup for july but it feels meaningless since i didnt play much at all. Probably ended up in the green for a couple of grand but im not sure. w/e.

This month is my last as a pure professional slacker/pokerplayer. I will be going back to school at the end of august so Im trying to put in as many hours as possible now while I can. It feels kinda good to go back to university again, even though its in a new town and I need to get an new appartment, learn to find my way around etc. Hopefully It will be baller though.

August has been going well so far, but mainly cause ive raped 3/6. I had a nightmare session of 5/10 where i dropped 10k in like 3-4k hands. But ive been grinding it out and now my 5/10 numbers are in the green atleast. Imo theres a pretty big skillgap from 3/6 to 5/10 but I dont care really. I wanna make 5/10 my bitch like before my big cashout and grind it for a good winrate during my years at the univerisity.

Results so far:



Im already longing for bahamas in january and the chance of getting to see milkman in a bikini again. Its going to be awesome.


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6-tabling 5/10 zomg


sad thing is, this only makes up for the two last horrible sessions of 5/10 ive played. Awell, atleast im in the green.



Good night.

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As many of you have seen, Ryan Daut is in his blog claiming that my future whife, random german beer drinking girl, is infact his girlfiend Helga. Most people have accepted this fact since Daut actually provided factual evidence in pictures of him and "Helga". Undisputable evidence, some would say.

Or is it?

I will hereby prove that theres pictures are fake, forged to make me give up on my goal to find this godess and when doing so giving Daut a head start.

Lets have a look at the first picture shall we?



Ah, such a cute couple in a loving embrace, you just cant fake love like that. Or can you? Lets take a closer look.



When we look closely at the shadows on #1. dauts shoulder and #2. the beer shadow, we come to a terrifying conclution. The light seems to be coming from two diffrent sources(as indicated by the arrows)eventhough the picture clearly states that daut and "helga" was outside on a bright sunny day when it was taken. Intriguing yes?


Well, sometimes light can play with the mind you might say. Not yet convinced? Lets continue.




A neat picture indeed, but is it real?



Have a look at "Helga"s neck.(#1) if you focus totally on one spot by her neck it almost seems like the neck doesnt fit with the rest of the body. You can easily miss it but an experienced observer as myself did not. Well isnt that strange mr Daut? Strange indeed. Also note echos eyes(#2)and how they are completely fixed upon the camera. Thats just such a logic flaw that im surprised Daut overlooked it. There is just no way any guy would look at the camera when theres a hot chick like "Helga" present in the room. Especially not a british guy since the british werent really blessed with the best goods god had to offer when it comes to females(sorry guys but its true :/)

Still thinking the pictures are real? Fine, I have saved the best for last. Have a closer look at echos shirt. Looks just like a fresh tshirt any baller young chap would wear doesnt it? But theres more than meets the eye here. Lets see what comes out when we zoom in on the #3 square 10,000,000 times.



Daut, in his own ignorance and delusion of grandeur where so confident that he would never be caught in this horrible lie that he even left clues about his devious crime in the actual picture!

Oh Ryan Daut you fool! Thinking you could go up against me and live through another day!

My work here is done. Random german beer drinking girl, Im coming for you my love! And not even the 2007 PCA winner can stop me!

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This is kinda embarrasing to admit but Im deeply in love.

It all started with somebody making a thread about getting their neteller money back. In said thread kingkory posted this picture:



My first reaction was nothing more than omg cute girl drinking beer ship it new wallpaper. But as time went on, everytime i minimised a window, she was there. Smiling her beautiful smile at me, slowly melting my cold scandinavian heart.

I now have to admit it. Im deeply in love with random german beer drinking girl. I want nothing more than to marry her, raise a family and share plates of sauerkraut with here for the rest of my life.

We could buy a small cottage somewhere in south germany. We would start a small local beer brewery where my love will work while I play poker and raise our horde of 12 little german kids. Sometimes we invite our friendly neighbour Klaus the bratwurst maker and his whife Bertha for a delightful dinner.

Random german beer drinking girl's best friend "persumably hot girl to the left with a beer covering her face" lives nearby and sometimes when the kids are at summer camp she comes over to still random german beer drinking girl's craving for hot threesomes.

Basicly im pretty sure we would live a full happy life together. Theres just one little problem. I need to find out who she is. I can hardly ask here to marry me if I do not know her name and where she lives.

So if anyone has any information about random german beer drinking girl please let me know, this heartache is getting unbareable.



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Uhh, so I joined the tournament challange thinking it would be a great excuse to get better at donkaments and to motivate myself to play more poker in general. Now, a couple of days in I realize I hate donkaments so much. Its like playing poker with a straitjacket. Im already so tired of having to race for my stack continiously. Getting it in with the best hand, getting sucked out on the flop and chanting ACE OR A KING ACE OR A KING on turn and river loosing and realizing I just wasted 3 hours of my life.

The general donkamentplayer are sooooo bad its almost embarresing, they fucking cant play deep stacked and just try to fold their way into the push fold stage where they dont have to make decisions. Nothing that I love about poker exists in donkaments. You cant make sick reads deepstacked, metagame manipulations or big bluffs. Its like beating a homeless man with a stick, and yet I manage to loose to these fucking morons.

Whatever, rant over. Im still going to play donkaments because Im commited to my team and im determined to win a few just to prove my point that donkaments are ez.

Im still recovering in cash for this month, Im doing well on 3/6 and I intend to stay there for probably another month so I have a deep roll for 5/10 when I decide to move up again.




In other news, Im going to spain tomorrow for a week of partying/chilling with 7 friends. Hopefully it will be alot of fun and I can recharge my poker batteries so I can make up for the week off missed donkaments when I get back.




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The following pictures require a bit off back story to comprehend. Me cosmo, derric, milkman, clay, alex, myth, echo, lyric and mango are hanging out at lyrics house playing beer pong. Milkman was pretty drunk when we got there and he wasnt improving as the night went on. In one particular game, he had one cup left against Myth and echo(correct me if im wrong here) while Mecho had 5. He bet them that if he won they would dress up in bikinis and jump in the pool, if they won he would do the same. A couple of seconds after the deal is set in stone Milkman drunkenly drops the ball in his own cup. DOH!

Being a man off his word, Chris humbly and drunkenly slowly dressed up in one of mangos bikinis.







Heres from one of the last nights when we got a vip table at Tryst, a nightclub at the wynn. Definitely the most baller nightclub ive ever been to, it was sick nice. They even had a fucking waterfall inside the club (which im pretty sure cosmo has like 500 pictures of). Anyways, it was a really fun and extremely baller night.

Unfortunately I only got one picture the whole night of derric and lyric being baller/kinda gay. You decide.




I have saved the best one for last. Me and cosmo are walking through the Bellagio when suddenly cosmo pokes at me looking really exited. He points at the nearest craps table whispering "TJ cloutier playing craps!" I look over and instantly byrnesams picture of TJ playing craps nude pops into my head and I realize, I fucking need a picture of this! Unfortunately taking pictures in the casino is forbidden. But I dont care, I NEED THIS PICTURE! I stand back a bit, take up my camera and start fiddling with the settings trying to turn of the flash. Being really excited I just cant remember how to turn it off. Getting eyeballed by some casino employees theres strong tension in the air. I decide its now or never, flash or no flash. I take position, slowly and gently squeeze the trigger and WHAM! Half the casino gets lit up by my flash, I swiftly turn around and walk really fast towards the exit, disappering in the crowd with my priced photo. VICTORY!

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So I finally got around to uploading some Vegas pictures. I dont really have that many cause Im just not as asian as Cosmo is, I do have a couple that are pretty golden.


Blind mans bluff at the jockey club, some off these american fishes are pretty drunk and tired.



Intense poker discussion the same night



Milkman being.... Milkman



Myth spreading sick wisdom



Milkman, myth, Chris(foxfox1 something on stars)mezmerizeplz and iamalex



More to come...

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Just kidding. Im not going to play cashgames for a couple of days since I apparently blow at em and keep getting owned. I am, however, going to play all the big sunday tours tommorow. I think its fair to donate some money to the tourney donks that pay my bills and who knows, I might get lucky and win something.



<3



OH, and GO RAIN! I sincerely wish him all the best, go on and win it man you deserve it!

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Uhm, so I got completely pwnd yesterday on 5/10. Some of you might have seen my session review post in the high stakes forum. I dont as bad today though, ill just have to get back to the grind. Oh, and pokerev pre beta is finally up. Really cool software, now I can actually get a graph of me running bad



awell whatever, atleast I didnt tilt yesterday and that I am really proud off.

Im so psyched for rainkhan dozin in the main event! He is such a randomly funny guy and it would be awesome for poker in general if he wins. Who wouldnt wanna watch rain rant and sing about random things at the final table? GOO RAIN!



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As usual some of this is tilt which pains me the most. Its kinda pathetic that I still do tilt sometimes. I should be over that kind of shit a long time ago.

Me new quest for the coming weeks will be to COMPLETELY remove tilt from my game. I can so easily destroy 3/6 and 5/10 when Im playing well but this tilt business is really fucking with my winrate.

Anyways, Ive noted a couple of phenomenon on party the last few days.

1. People berate me when they win a hand. Wtf is up with that? Someone gets it in with a flushdraw, hits on the river and proceeds to trashtalk and call me a fish etc. I can understand ppl ranting in chat when someone sucks out on them but this??? And it doesnt really affect me at all so they are wasting energy and making them selves look like complete assholes for no reason.

2. I hate partypoker russians. EVERY single ratholing fagass whoreface on party is russian. EVERY disconnect cheating asswhole downsyndromefaggot is russian. Its like somewhere in russia theres a secret science lab where they are spawning evildoing unethical pokerplayers and just pour them all over partypoker.

You lost the cold war, get the fuck over it.


Im still kinda bummed out that I left vegas so early, I miss all the cool kids already T_T

Clay talked about him and I think iamalex coming to London sometime in september for an event of some sort. If they do I will definitely go there aswell since they both are awesomecool cats +we can hopefully hook up with ket and echo and be balling outa control etc.



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