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just met liquid meat tonight that was pretty cool, me and tj (aka tom aka tjbentham) busted out #88 and 87 for 7thousand, and frink is the last LPr in it! ( as far as i know ) we left with blinds at 3K 6K and he had a 310K stack.. they plan on playing down to 9 players tonight.. they have automatic updates now with a new system so jump on worldseriesofpoker.com or pokernews.com and check out whats goin on with frinkx.. besides that the only other big name i know is in the tourny is chris furgeson.

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Well contrary to last nights blog post, i have decided to start taking life in general a little more serious. Ive been pretty degen the last few months, except for my health.. but with the recent move, health is also out the window (eating wendys atm)

Ive stopped mega tabling full ring, i just dont think my edge shows as much as it should when i play full ring.. ive been playing a max of 4 6max tables, or 2 HU tables.. been trying to get in at least 1K hands, and then start in on HU and try and get as many as i can.. i have trouble playing 2 diff ppl right now HU so ive just been sticking to 2tabling 1 person or just playing 1 table.. ive still been playing aruond with WOW a bit, but poker is deff first on my list.

I think im gonna stop drinking as much also, hangover days pretty much fuck up my poker flow.. my head always hurts and im constantly dizzy and its just 2 hard to focus..

Poker has been doing good, my win rate has been good, and about what i would expect from someone who has dropped down to nl50 like 8 times in the last 6 months.. but im basically gonna doze it until the end of this month, then start back in on nl100..

I am planning on playing the upcoming WSOP $1500 NLHE event with a LARGE % of my self sold to the highest bidder....

Peachy is gonna b moving into our house for a small half month stay until his own house is ready.. so that should be fun, and id imagine him and mez will my %.. but i think its way more +ev to have peachy to stake me cuz everyone he stakes, wins...

anyway i think im gonna go throwup and go to sleep..
gl everyone!

Edit: oh and if you're a house fan, DL the latest episode, season 4 ep 15.. its fuckin AMAZING its the whole reason i got drunk in the first place..

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yo u cant spell funeral without fun... remember that when i die.

anyway im prty drunk right now... nothings been happening.. clays lighted the oven on fire and just let it burn cuz it was to hot..

ive been talkin with some lprs about my progression and realized im way 2 lazy and need to play more.. which ive obv been doing...

i playd "college sucks" from LP on stars today, itwas rly funny cuz i was mega drunk and im like, yo u read any poker forums, and hes like "yea i read this really amazing one, and it has really good blogs, and theres this guy called milkman" and im like lol owned... <--- me that is... lol so we playd a little, sry i couldnt play more i just got way 2 hammered.

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well around this time last year we were kickin off the wsop blogs, vegas just totally reminded me of that.. def a fun time of the year for all of us.

so last night i dropped about 5bi HU online and then took a piece of clays action and lost another 8 or so lol.. so online was total crap.. so i decided i was gonna hit up the Wynn for some 1/3NL.. i had Aj drop me off cuz i didnt even wanna know how much cab fair was gonna b, anyway i started off the night buying in for $600, ended up doing pretty well.. got deep, built up my stack at the table to around 900 or so, and got in a hand with some dude at my table (also 900 deep), ran a HUGE triple barrel bluff on him, the board came down QT2,Q,2 and i basically just bet into him every street and he decided to fold the river, i flipped over 99 and basically set my image for the rest of the night.. right after that hand at a 2/5nl table next to mine some dickhead calls the clock on a hand that he wasnt even in, it was some young kid and some asian guy, i guess the asian guy bet 500 on the river and the kid was sitting with Khigh and thinking about bluffing... so anyway i get up off my table and go take a look at the board and stuff and the kid looks at me and is like " i duno milkman what should i do?"
Im like, "lol how do u know me?" but then i just figured my blog or something.. so im like " i duno.. monster poker, RR allin" He folds, and packs up chips, i see him standing in the lobby a few mins later and walk over.. the "kid" was LPs own adam001, which made me feel happy about not moving to that 2/5 table earlier that night lol.. so that was pretty cool to meet him and his housemates (sry dont remember ur sn's)

so that was pretty cool, i love to meet other poker players n shit so if any of u see me and my dorky ass polkadotted hoodie, dont b shy come say hi.

anyway ended up the night around + 500sumthin, my table started breaking around 5am so i strolled outa there and got a cab home, cab costs around $30 from the wynn , which is pretty bad for 5am NO traffic lol.. but w/e.. so next time ill prolly drive there and if i get 2 drunk at the table ill just cab it home and leave the car..

No other really interesting hands, i overbet shoved on some old tilted guy with top2, obv he had TPTK, and i also saw someone do the slam dunk chip smash allin and then acts really distracted with watching the tv LOL..

other then that, our furniture isnt here yet so that kinda sux, and our pool is cold, and im RLY tired of eating fast food... prolly gonna hit up the strip with the guys tonight and get some good food and maybe get our gambol on..

anyway gl to ya all, maybe ill get some pics here b4 2 long.

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ima try and keep this short so my face wont show up on the front page.. if its under like 250 words or something it shouldnt be active..
we moved to vegas, the house is sick, we will have internet tomorrow and i will upload pics or a tour vid, lemme know witch one u prefer.
and can sum1 from LP msg me about a pic change for the front page icon

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well i know i havent blogged in a while so i figured id just give everyone an update.
Ive been on the WOW crack for almost 2 weeks now, 1 week almost full time, me mez alex and aj r all playin.
Ive been playing all HU and 6max, no more full ring.. and i think im gonna move down to nl50 for the month of May, even tho im rolled for nl100, id just like to have a stress free month and work out on getting moved into vegas and shit..

our moving pplz come the 5th and they r gonna take all our cool shit and move it to vegas for us.. so were kinda fucked for a little over a week, i duno what im gonna do without the TV. We got all the cars tuned up and new tires n shit for the drive, the idea is basically were gonna let the movers take everything but our computers and some clothes and then were just gonna put our computers and clothes in our cars. we all have to drive our own car down there, so were gonna get some radios so we can talk to eachother between the cars and stuff, hopefully make a fun road trip out of it.

my gameplan for when i get to vegas is basically but like 8 pairs of board shorts and 2 new hoodies, and hopefully hook up a sick stereo next to the pool.. and grill/swim/drink all day..

after clay came back from Monte Carlo he taught us all Chinese Poker, so we have homegames like every other night.. sometimes going really late, and sometimes really sick hands.. we play royaltys a little different, we basically take the standard royaltys and multiply them by 3, then weve changed it up in 2 diff ways, one way is u play HU and each play 6 hands and play each hand vs eachother, which isnt realy a variation of the game just a fun way 2 play. The fun variation is each person has one hand, dealer is button obv and then u play go fish after u get delt ur hand, each person can ask 1 person at the table for 1 card, cant be like "do you have a seven" has to be 1 specific card... it adds a whole diff edge to the game, and with royaltys so high it really fucks with stuff..

anyway other then that not much is going on, we have been thinkin of a new prop bet, u guys should check it out http://www.liquidpoker.net/poker-forum/466908/New_Prop_bet.html

edit: oh and if anyone is wondering, the squirrel died in the roof above clays office, it doesnt smell yet, and where outa here in a few days anyway, so we have decided to just not care, lol.

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so im like pretty fuckin sure the squirrel found a way out of the ceiling and is now in the garage.. im 2 scared to go in there tho.

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so uhh... we have a squirrel trapped in our roof.. i guess there was a hole in the roof, it climbed in, and the landlord fixed the hole.. now its freakin out up there.. lol wtf? !!!

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well im on my flight home now from oregon back to boulder, i hate flying so im gonna try and blog out the last 2 days so i can think about something else.
this weekend i spent saturday and sunday at the casino playing a little 1/2NL, first day i only put in around 6 hours and didnt have that many good hands, i had one hand with a guy, i raised up AJs in early position, he calls from the button, flop is Kx5s2s, i fire at the flop, he flats, turn is 9x i double barrel, he reraises and leaves about 40 in chips behind, pots over 100 but im not sure by how much, i shove, he folds.. i had a few reads on him, he showed me a4os

the second day i spent alot more time at the table, i showed up at about 1 and left around 2, most of the day i spent just drinking redbull and when i was comming down from that id go to the bar and get drunk then come back, i did a few orbits of minraiseing dark PF, and i playd a few hands in the dark, pretty fun stuff.. so its about 1:45am and were consolidating tables and we get some new girls at the table and a few ppl, but i wanted to catch last call, so i head to the bar. oops i forgot one part, when i was at the bar earlier that day i saw some girls and one of them had a tiara so on my way out i dropped 20 infront of her and said happy birthday.
so im going back about 4 hours later, and there still there, and hammered as shit, one of them was really hot and 2 were really not, they were both huge and shit.. it was one of their birthdays and the hot one was their sister. so the hot one grabs onto me and says "ur comin with me" they wanted to go play some roulette, i obv wasnt down for playing but w/e, so i grab the hot one and leave the 2 fattys and head to the poker room, i cash out around 600 in chips and leave, so everyone at the poker table musta thought i was just the sickest kid there going to the bar for 10 mins and snagging this 10. so we head out, i didnt wanna play roulette so i tell
um we should just go to the store and get some beer and then go to their room. we get to her car and security blocks us in and says we cant leave and they need to escort them to the hotel loby and one of them cant leave.. so we go through all that and then i leave withone of the fattys and go get some beer, we play drinking games and fuck around all night, and the whole time im just wondering how im gonna get this girl alone, so one of them disapears and then the other one gets a phone call, and she was drunk so i was thinking i could be in luck. The hotty tells me to hit the lights, and im just like "JACKPOT!" shes takin her pants off i kill all the
lights, jump in bed, get my pants off and start climbing on her, right as im moving in to start making out... in comes the first cock block of the night, her sister is banging on the door, she lost her key and wanted back in.. so the cute girl walks over to the door, opens it up, the light shines through and just gives me a full preview of everything i just missed.. the sickest ass ever, perky, and pefect.. and i wasnt getting any of it... im just like waving at her like quick get into bed, she comes back and then her sister walks in and is like "WAHHH! what are u doing she has a boyfriend!! and im just like "i dont care.." so then all 200 pounds of this bitch just comes
running over and jumps in between us.. and im like fuck this.. i get up to grab another beer.. later on the fat one fell asleep so i got some cuddeling with the cute one in the other bed but no action.. so its about 9am i havent slept at all and ive had about 10 beers, then the phone rings.. and i hear one of the girls like "NO who r u!? u called me first.." then she just has this random look on her face and turns and is like "chris... george?" and im like.. hrmm...
now george is my step dads name and then it hits me... i took my moms car and she said to be back b4 9 because she had a meeting... so im like... wtf how did u find out where i was? cuz i just randomly hooked up with a few girls from the bar and now ur calling me here... ( my cell was dead btw ) so at this point it doesnt even matter cuz my mom missed the shit outa her apointment, and i was gonna b able to nail this bitch.. so i snag the tiara and put my pants on... which they also ripped in half while we were playing around on the bed.. so i come down to the loby to cash in some ships , i got a pair of pants with the ass totally ripped out and a tiara on at 9am...
so i cash out my chips, head back to the car and pretty much decide i might b able to make it home...
and like who the fuck gets a DUI at 9am.. so i get home, i try and get to sleep but the fuckin 9 redbulls in my system had me wired, i sleep for about 30 mins and get a call from the moving company, then cant sleep for the next 2 and a half hours.. then i gotta be up at 5 for a date anyway..

i get up at 5, scrub off the cigarette smell and head out, meet up with this one really cute girl for some dinner, then i get a call from my parents who im already on the bad side of... im sitting at dinner in the nicest place in oregon having dinner and my parents are like "where do you want to have dinner at? your grandma flew in today and you said we were having dinner" im just like FUUUUUCCK!
so i tell this girl, and shes like "i feel so badd!!" and that was awkward.. but i ordered desert and we went and did some speed shopping, i mad plans to fly her out to vegas this summer and we were all good, so i hawl ass to dinner wih my parents, i order when they are getting their food, i get a pizza and the waitress sets it down, the pizza holder gets caught on her menu and she turns around and flings my pizza off the table
the maranara sauce on the side got all over my pants and my new sparkley white shoes... so im just like "fuck this im out" i leave and head out to the bar with my friend.. the owner of the bar was there and she just wouldnt let me and my friend stop drinking... so i run up a 75$ bar tab, i drank flaming dr peppers, double vodka cran, rusty nails, jegger bombs, washington apples... sooo much shit... i get back to my friends house, he insta stars puking everywhere
about 20 mins later i fuckin lose it to.. i havent puked in months but my fuckin shit would not stay down... so i was puking alot, and i finally look down.. see a buncha blood.. and im like great... my friends GF says he was puking blood 2... after i can barley breathe cuz of all the barfing i just fuckin fall over and pass out.. i wake up about 2 hours later on the floor and just lookign around like... well im alive... so i get up and his GF made a
bed for me on the couch.. i fuckin go to lay down, fall over, land on a table, and its a multi story office computer desk thing, and she had a buncha glass flower and candle holders on top, so they all come flying down and smash and break everywhere.. she comes out crying and im just like "Fuuuckk.." not again. so i give her some money to replace that shit.. go home and grab some sleep.. now im flying home.. looking forward to some good sleep and a nice big tv to do it infront of.

gl everyone.

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i have some srs shit to blog about, just give me 5 hours to sleep, and 5 more to clean off the shame/self pity/ cigarette smell/ and over all heroic aura around me


oh my god, what a day.

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