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milkman   United States. Apr 18 2008 18:55. Posts 5719
so uhh... we have a squirrel trapped in our roof.. i guess there was a hole in the roof, it climbed in, and the landlord fixed the hole.. now its freakin out up there.. lol wtf? !!!

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Oly   United Kingdom. Apr 18 2008 18:58. Posts 3585

A pepper sauce would probably be nice, with some roasted garlic.

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devon06atX   Canada. Apr 18 2008 18:59. Posts 5460

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Loco   Canada. Apr 18 2008 19:23. Posts 21004


  On April 18 2008 17:59 devon06atX wrote:
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Bejamin1   Canada. Apr 18 2008 19:38. Posts 7042

Thats gonna be some really smelly insulation in a few weeks.

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YoMeR   United States. Apr 18 2008 19:49. Posts 12438

yea i'd get that shit out. imagine all the maggots and eventual flies you'll have in your room. not to mention random things trying to go and eat the decaying corpse.

I'm very curious to how it tastes tho...I'd probably boil the meat to soften it then maybe stir fry it adding minced garlic, soy sauce, kiwi sauce (for additional tenderization because the meat will be very stringy with lots of ligaments and muscles probably), a bit of brown sugar, and sesame seed oil.

Add in some onions and mushrooms and i think we have a complete meal. I'd probably enjoy this with a Widmer heff beer and rice.

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milkman   United States. Apr 18 2008 19:50. Posts 5719


  On April 18 2008 18:49 YoMeR wrote:
yea i'd get that shit out. imagine all the maggots and eventual flies you'll have in your room. not to mention random things trying to go and eat the decaying corpse.

I'm very curious to how it tastes tho...I'd probably boil the meat to soften it then maybe stir fry it adding minced garlic, soy sauce, kiwi sauce (for additional tenderization because the meat will be very stringy with lots of ligaments and muscles probably), a bit of brown sugar, and sesame seed oil.

Add in some onions and mushrooms and i think we have a complete meal. I'd probably enjoy this with a Widmer heff beer and rice.



yea u are korean... and squirrel isnt very far from dog...

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Oly   United Kingdom. Apr 18 2008 20:01. Posts 3585

I'll contribute $500 if you live in the attic only eating squirrel for a week.

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Apr 18 2008 20:35. Posts 14026

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gawdawaful   Canada. Apr 18 2008 20:59. Posts 9012

lol we had one that got in our roof somehow too, but we didnt patch up the hole and put a trap up instead. caught it and got rid of it


no we didnt eat it, fuck we're Chinese not Korean

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hkbubbletea   Canada. Apr 18 2008 21:56. Posts 1575


  On April 18 2008 19:59 gawdawaful wrote:
lol we had one that got in our roof somehow too, but we didnt patch up the hole and put a trap up instead. caught it and got rid of it


no we didnt eat it, fuck we're Chinese not Korean



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Sheitan   Canada. Apr 18 2008 22:07. Posts 4217

Care, these squirrels are vicious mother fuckers i can assure you, shoot on sight imo.

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albonycee   United States. Apr 18 2008 22:11. Posts 2749

smoke him out ?

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ggplz   Sweden. Apr 19 2008 03:47. Posts 16784


  On April 18 2008 17:59 devon06atX wrote:
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