Vegas Housemates Wanted!
milkman, Mar 11 2009
Well quick update on things and ill get to the vegas stuff.. pokers going awesome.. decided to give it a try with that crazy girl again, i found out that it was just when she gets drunk, any wrong move can send her off the deep end.. so i just didnt make any wrong moves (which is really amazing knowing me) and it ended up better this time...
kinda gotta put filler in here or its not gonna hit the 250 word cap to get on the front page..
Poker is going good, up about 10bi last week, wanna keep up my momentum but i dont think im gonna play today, im gonna take a diff girl out to dinner and stuff so i prolly wont get my iron man stuff done today, but i duno maybe ill have time.. ive been spending like all my free time cleaning my house, i get drunk with girls and it gets so dirty so fast and it takes me forever to clean cuz i suck at it..
ANYWAY VEGAS!
House right now is set at me, bibbobm, timdawg, mezmerizeplz. that is the set 4.. doomer is coming for a lil short of a month, and we have other people in talks..
we are trying to get a house from may 15th till july 15th. 2 months in key wsop season. Like i said, weve been talking with alot of people and might not even grab anyone else offline.. Theres always just alot of variables with this stuff.. we are looking for 2 more full time room mates.. prolly gonna have a 6bd room house, not insane rent, and we will have alot of guests coming in and out for like a week or so (or we did last time). So normally the house stays around 4 - 8 ppl.. we will be getting one in a good location (close enough to the strip) and it will have a pool and prolly hottub.
So if your reading this and interested in staying, for the full 2 months, send me a PM or just comment. Then if end up needing room mates we will contact ppl..
drunken update
milkman, Mar 05 2009
well im a lil hammered and feel like posting... something suppper random just happened to me tonight and i kinda feel like posint it, it totally reminded me of vegas and all the random girl probs i had there lol..
so im making out with this girl and i get her jacket and top and everything off, then i move for the pants, take the top button off and she FLIPS the fuck out, jumps up, puts everything back on, and booms the fuck out my house just tilted as fuck at me, like i did something terrible.. i was just like.. half being like "uuhhh what?" and half me htought i should say sorry but not really.. so im just standing there in amazement as she rolls out... it was pretty fuckin ranom, i still feel pretty guilty about it but i dont know why, i really shouldnt, but i duno, i cant help feeling bad... but w/e ...
so that shit was fuckin crazy, i think im just gonna snap hookup with some other random and get over her real fast so i dont have to deal with everything.
im taking the day off poker tomorrow to get my head straight.. last month i played 50K hands, i forced alot of hands on my self, and i had the worst month ive ever had since i started paying poker, it was really embarrassing, so this month im just doing w/e i feel like doing, as long as i keep iron man status(the top level thing)
Im getting really excited for vegas, me and the guys r prolly gonna get a house figured out in the next month here... so far its looking like me, bigbobm, mez, doomer, maybe yomer, timdawg, and maybe nolan and maybe peachy, pretty good crew all in all, im hoping to have alot of constant people this time.. one person im gonan miss for sure is simon, i duno if any other LPrs know simon but hes a UKr thats friends with eric and he lived with us last year and was deff the MVP of the house..
anyway yea were looking at the same kinda house as last time, pool, and good location and lots of space, houses r super cheap now cuz the US is falling apart and everyone needs w/e they can get.
sooo yea, pokers going bad, girls r going bad...my car got raped by someone baking into it while i was visiting rush and yomer.. oh that reminds me, i got roofied while i was visiting rush and yomer, i went out to the bar and im about 95% sure a fat girl who handed me a drink at the end of the night, shes all "oh i bough thtis and forgot i cant drink it cuz im DD" anyway she gives me this drink and i get back to the apartment and fucking blackout, puke in my sleep and almost die... but w/e im alive..
ive been watching alot of hells kitchen, gonna keep my cooking up, ive been falling behind on it 2 much, i have some skills and need to keep um sharp.. anyway poker after dark is on and im gonna peace out and try really hard to fall asleep...
cliff notes : FML
peace
edit btw sorry to fazi for bumping his shit down
if anyone wants to roll out to dubai, hit u his blug
FTP to Stars transfer needed
milkman, Feb 05 2009
need to transfer 500$ from ftp onto stars. Pm or aim me if u can help, only reputable players please.
AZ/Vegas/Birthday Wrap Up
milkman, Jan 25 2009
Since my first bday post i made while here in AZ kinda covered some stuff but i didnt post pics im gonna backtrack a bit...
This is back in oregon at a friends house, playing some beer hockey.
This is a new invention ive created.. the idea is you put about 3 - 5 shots in the bottom can, get a redbull can, stab a hole in the bottom (keep the top shut, try and keep the bottom hole plugged) then you stack them on top of eachother, open the redbull and chug through them both.. i know, i know.. i shoulda been an engineer.
OK now were back on track with the last post.. the prop betting game went pretty well till we got bored and quit.. my prop vs AJ was he had to play 8 tables of nl50 HU and profit.. he ran amazingly well and still managed to lose.. clay tried the same thing later and interestingly enough would have won, but he thought he was down so he flipped off his stack right at the end.
Next bet was BW betting, AJ was allowed to use one hand and had to give me vision. I won the first game, he won the 2nd game, the 3rd game he cheesed me on LT and i lost very fast/badly... i was super duper tilted, ive never played BW except for recently and i hate getting cheesed, especially when i watch it happen and dont know how to counter/do anything. The last prop bet i remember was just me vs jorge bo3 on LT, jorge won the first game, i won the 2 after that. We propped on alot of the games also and basically everyone ended up around their starting imaginary prop moneys.
I snagged a pic of one of our study sessions, this is something we started in CO and did very little of in vegas but did again back here. This game was (i think) tjbentham(fellow lpr here) vs steve harris (could be a lpr for all we know lol)
Ive always been a fan of doing this, it gets good group talks going ect..
Not long after this AJ got his car fixed and we decided to head off to vegas for a 2 day trip. The car ran better then cosmo, so we were all happy, AJs BMW M3 is kinda touchy and sometimes doesnt wanna work.. we rolled into vegas at about 10pm, i had talked to PechyKeen (eric) the night b4 and we planned to meet up.. the drive from AZ to vegas is pretty grose, i drove pretty much the whole way there in the night, it was nice to drive a proper sports car again, got us there in about 4 hours, but was just super uneventfull.. anyway if youve ever driven into vegas, everyone knows the sigh of relief and excitement when you finally see this city just surrounded in mountains and filled with lights..
Once we got to vegas i gave eric a call once again and he said he was with a friend and we should go to the Bellagio and meet up with simon and leah, so we decided to check into our hotel room at the wynn and then head over to the B..
So i go into the wynn lobby and start to check in, i had some promo package mailed to me from the wynn so i booked up a room.. i give the guy my ID to run with the card and hes like "ohh your from oregon, this kids trouble" and i was like "huh, hopefully, why u know someone from oregon?" he explains that the girl working with him is from oregon and grabs her over, so i start chatting with her.. shes like "im from beaverton blah blah blah", and im like oh yea im from salem ( which is about 50 miles away so i didnt know her at all) then her eyes light up and shes like "REALLY? The other girl that works here is from salem, she went to McKay high school" Then i spouted off one of my douchbaggy cocky comments and im like "lol huh, i prolly dated her then" and so i ask how old she is, she said 22, and im like yea so am I.. finally she gets down to the point and is like "do u know a ashton *****" then my fuckin jaw drops, she was the hottest girl i ever had around in my childhood, going through puberty around this girl was a mindfuck greater then most.. anyway i explained to her that yea i knew her and we were really good friends and everything, so she calls ashton at home and is like "hey do u remember a ?" and ashton starts going nuts on the other end of the phone.. basically a crazy fate mind fuck.. she tells me to meet her in the lobby tomorrow morning, i tell her to meet me at the bar in the wynn, she said shes sick and has work early so just to meet her there.. im like  ok.. and we carry on.
We got freshened up in our room, we had a room on the 57th floor, pretty close to the top, great view. I really like the wynn rooms and everything the wynn has to offer..
so that was the view from our room, we didnt bring and proper dress clothes so i just put on some cologne, grabbed a beer, and headed out to the B to meet up with Simon and Leah.
We snagged a few pics at the front room of the B.
If at this point your wondering who is who, im the pale white one, AJ (doomer) is the skinny mexican looking one and Clay (mezmerizeplz) is the dumb looking one.
So were there, i ring eric, he says hes still out with his friend but to call Leah and she is with simon, so we can meet up.. now at this point, i have no idea who this Leah girl is, im thinking she is Simons GF possibly or something, really pretty in the dark but eric gives me her number.. so i make a call in the dark and im just like "ummm hi, is simon around?" and shes like "is this chris?" and im like "FUCK TWICE IN ONE NIGHT? IM FAMOUS!" (still on my ashton kick from 30 mins ago) anyway eric obv told her i was gonna call.. so we meet up with Simon and Leah.. At the bar right outside the B poker room..
Now to explain who is who here.. Simon lived with us in vegas, hes from London, he has an amazing sence of humor, and i think yomer is in love with him.. So i already knew simon and it was good to see him again.. now im kinda wondering , where does this leah girl fit in at all? and no one was really saying anything.. but it turns out she is like a mix of a manager and a personal assistant, and a agent.. Basically she runs her own business of "life management services" Shes a girl that has worked in the town for quite a while, assisted some guys that owned strip clubs and was into poker.. she quickly built up a SHIT LOAD of contacts in the city and started using them + her smarts + her non lazyness to make some serious money.. So basically she was out in vegas with eric to go house shopping. And kinda like a trial run showing him the magic powers.. So at the very least i was super into finding out more about how this girls business works.. I have been in talks with some of my closer friends about becoming basically the same thing she is, except for 1/5 the price lol.. but ive realized that someone like her is worth 5X what i am because of all her contacts and to be honest most of her contacts come from ways/places i cant do (like her first big assisting jobs and stuff) oh and btw this girl is a huge cutie, she dated gus hansen for a while and has alot of cool storys LOL, i think right now she manages Antonio and Phil and some other people... but i duno, maybe working with her or like paying her to use her contacts for me would be an option later on if i ever do decide to stop the full time poker and get into the scene..
So we have a few drinks and then eric and unique show up. Unique is erics friend btw.. so we snagged a few pics off at the lounge part of the bar, which btw is a really cool place, its like right by the bar, the poker room, and has GIANT sports betting line boards and everything infront of us.. so heres those.
**** LOL i know ive done this before, but right here im gonna remind people that spend 2 much time writing in their blog to keep copying and pasting a backup into note pad cuz i just lost a bunch and got set back to here.. so my bad if i lose all my flow ***
Ok so pics of the bar/lounge.
Left to right (aj, me, simon, eric, unique, leah)
So we have about 4 beers each at the lounge and we talk about what the plan is for the night.. we only had that night and the next to do anything, leah is like "hey do u guys mind if one of my girl friends meets up with us? Shes really cool" and i snap off another of my uber smart comments and am like "uhh is she hot?" and shes like "oh yea" and im like GOD I LOVE U! so she calls marry jane and tells her to meet up with us..
fist off shes got a really cool name but also has a great personality..
So marry jane meets us at the lounge at about 2am and hangs out for a bit and is like, well i gtg to work, and im like ... hmm hot girl, lives in vegas, goes to work at 2am, so im like "oh your a dancer?" and shes like "yea at the rhino" so we start talking weather or not we wanted to hit up the rhino.. i realized i had never met a girl normally, u know, totally clothed n shit.. and then seen her dance.. so i told simon, i was like .. i duno i kinda need to do this, its like christmas, ive seen my present packaged and i like it, now i wanna get it unwrapped.. So MarryJane went to work and had the Spearmint Rhino limo sent to come get us. I had to snag a pic (feeling kinda nerdy about it) but w/e..
So AJ snagged a quickie with me infront of the limo and a few inside.(pics i mean)
We met up with MarryJane inside this is a pic of her on a diff night, doesnt look that great but i will have more later that show how she really looks.. this pic is of her after tao dancing and drinking i think..
anyway so about the Rhino, lemme make it perfectly clear we are not trying to Rhinown like elky rek myth and i duno if evan does to.. but yea i give them props for going all out in that place, but that was not our game plan...
anyway we got a booth, a bottle of patrone (lol poof 2 buyins there) and got to work, fuckin beers everywhere were costing 15$ and i kept getting owned by leah and buying her beers 2 and then splitting up that bottle i was like like running out of fingers counting how many buyins i was running through lol.. so yea booth + patrone = new years resolution out the window, i started drinking hard A again but only for this trip lol.. So we all got dances for MarryJane and attempted to watch leah give her a dance but that kinda fell apart and didnt really end up happening.. but all the girls made sure we had a great time, AJ met a cool girl that was friends with marryjane and got pretty owned, she played final fantasy and even tho he was not a fan of strip clubs at all.. he got pretty rhinowned even without drinkin lol.
After it started getting late, around 6 or 7am we started talking about the next move, i found out that MarryJane plays and LOVES poker, and Leah knows poker.. obv they are no 5/10 grinders but they really liked to play, so we decided going to the bellagio and playing 1/2NL was the best bet, we rolled back to the B in the limo, AJ and Clay and eric went home.. left the team with me , leah, simon and MJ.. so we get to the B, get a table going, the girls are playing so transparent im like fuckin drunk and still drinking and not watching half the streets and still know what cards they needed by the river lol.. i wasnt really that drunk but not really paying to much attention.. i thought i was sitting in position on everyone when we sat down, turns out i wasnt lol... i was actually OOP to both the girls and simon LOL.. but not that bad either way cuz the girls kept flatting my my raises and stuff then simon would squeeze light and i knew he was gonna do that so often we really had a good dynamic at the table.. the only interesting hand that hand that took any brain power was me raising up the CO when simon was in the big blind.. i had AT suited, he 3 bet me, i 4bet him, he shoved i snapped it off, simon had QJ.. i duno it was an interesting hand.. but the most fun of the whole night was this prop bet i ran at the table.. get this..
We had been ordering alot of drinks but at around 6 or 7 in the B poker room there is only 1 cocktail waitress and she doesnt come by that often.. so we had been drinking all morning, we were switching our beer and coffee plans to mimosas and w/e we still had, so we ordered about 5 of them about 20 mins ago, this new guy sits down at the table, looks very comfortable i can tell hes a reg right off, and i think i said outloud "god how long does it take to get a fuckin drink" and hes like "yo ill bet you i can get a drink in 3 mins" and im like hummm... how much? hes like 50$, and VERY confident.. and im like, eh wtf if i can get odds on this im not gonna fold.. and im like "well wtf u could just walk to the bar.. so we gotta make some rules.." i think for a second and im like "ok, you cant go to the bar, you have to get your drink from a cocktail waitress." he replys with "thats ok, i play here all the time, they love me ill get it" and im like well wtf he prolly will if he walks up to her and tips her well so i say " ok you cannot get up out of your seat" hes like "ok.." and im like "ok u gonna give me odds?" and at this point i really didnt needs odds, but ive been practicing prop betting all week and if i can get um, wtf why not? " hes like yea sure w/e u want" i start looking at my watch and im like "ok 2:1 odds, and im in" he says "ok" I got my time ready "and im like ok, clock stars now, i call". just as this happens im thinkin, shit i hope she doesnt show up, but wtf is this guys edge here.. he just sits back down and im like wtf is his plan here?.. and everyone else at the table thought the same thing.. so he opens his dumb mouth (which ended up fuckin him over) and says to the table "ehh its ok, i already ordered my drink at another table, shes on her way, shes actually right there" and i turn around, shes at the other end of the poker room, and im like ahh fuck.. but then like 2 seconds later im just like "HA! i said you couldnt get up, not me!" I turn around and fuckin run full speed and almost run into the floor manager, and im thinkin ok if i get kicked out im gonna lose the bet, so i chill out walk straight and slow ish and just snag the waitress before she gets to the first table, and at first im just like shit i gotta stall this girl, but how.. so im like "hey umm ill give you 20$ if you go grab me a.. uhhh... umm... carona.. i was trying to think of something obscure that would take a while to make but all i got was carona.. so she turns around and stars walking to the back, but the guy at the table is screaming at the top of his lungs for her to come over to the table.. but i got the 20$ infront of her face, shes not moving.. so she leaves to poker room and starts twords the back... i meet her near the back b4 she gets to the poker room and was just like "listen i just made this bet with this guy he couldnt get his drink in 3 minutes, so ill play u 20$ to just stand here with me for 2 more minutes" she laughs, we have some small talk, i walk back to the table with her and get my mimosa and my extra 100$ from this guy, he is super tilted, insta leaves the table.
We played poker for a long while longer, earlier that night ashton told me to meet her in the lobby at 10ish, and it was about 11am... the girls had stacked simon a few times and we were more or less done.. eric and leah had to go house shopping at 12 so she went up for a nap and i left for the wynn.. i rolled into the lobby realizing that i just pulled a 30 hour degen sesh and smell like hookers and patrone and look like total shit, but was like .. ehh w/e its vegas and i have a good reason... i meet up with ashton, shes still really cute (it had been like 10 years since we talked) and we chatted for a bit, i told her we were getting a booth at tao that night and she should give me a call, she said she was really sick.. (which she visibly was) and i was like ehh, well u got my number, you should come..
next day i spent all day hung over and trying to get life back into me.. i drank the ice bucket in the room, and got up around dinner time.. we all went out to dinner near the forum shops in ceasers, leah knew some manager at a nice italian resturant ( i forgot the name) but w/e, shipped a buyin for some pizza and we rolled outa there to get some dress shoes and shirts for Tao that night.. we had a booth booked at tao, once again thanks to leah and eric said we were going for my birthday.. so i was like, sick nice idea.. So we did some shopping in the forum shops at ceasers and got some clothes to look decent at the club, we got back to the room, got ready and went to meet everyone downstairs..
We met up, rolled up to our booth no problem (always nice at a club like this, it can be really stupidly difficult to get through the lines and shit some nights, especially this night cuz its the night of the week where everyone goes to tao) leah got us a sick legit booth, it was with some dude that eric basically told me was famous for sick clubbing setups or something in vegas, im not really sure, i dont remember his name either..
but the dude was really cool, so it was part of his crew and us, we ordered our first bottle of patrone, and eric straight out said he was gonna get pissed drunk. The first bottle goes down in like under 10 minutes.. we finish a shot, eric tells the hostess girl to pour another one.. me clay and eric were like trying to break the patrone lifetime high score in this place.. so we drank the first bottle down in record time, and while waiting for the second one i realized that this was gonna get bad, like clay was already drunk, i didnt reallly feel it to much but knew im not good when im too drunk and this isnt a good place to fuck around.. So the first bottle is gone, and we chopped that shit up and it was around 200 for each of us.. so im like poof 4 buyins for 6 shots, w/e its Tao.. so erics like were getting 2 more bottles and tells me happy birthday and that im freerolling these.. so im like PHEW!!
I danced with Marryjane and leah a bit, the other bottle got there, we drank it instanlly, same deal, drank it as fast as the hostess could pour it.. i went for a dance with erics friend unique.. at this point the poeple there were me, clay, aj, unique, leah, MJ.. AJ decided hed rahter go play poker, so he went off to lose some money at the wynn.. so i go off for a dance with erics friend, she was an awesome dancer so it was pretty fun, our booth was on the top level right on the floor, pretty sick vip shit leah hooked up.. i just told unique i wanted to see some sick moves and shit cuz i was tired of having girls hump my leg to the beat all night.. she threw down some sick moves i hadnt seen before.. anyway i get back, clays shitty, erics drunk but decent.. and while waiting for the other bottle they roll out on an exploration.. they get back, the other bottle is good to go, we start in again, we do this one a little slower, i tell the hostess after she pours one to take off cuz these kids cant take much more and if she stays were gonna kill the last bottle.. we had only been in the club for like 1.5 hours and the night was very young.. so she pours like 1, leaves, comes back 10 mins later, then like 5 mins later, w/e we start running through it, we have about half inch left at the bottom and leah is like "clay ran off, u need to find him, hes drunk, if we lose him it could be bad" so im like, right ill brb.. i find him in the bathroom and im like "clay!" hes all laughing and peeing and im like "im gonna go to the bathroom, dont leave without me u dick" and he leaves without me, i get back to the booth and we got a bouncer shining a light in erics face, and leah is like "we gotta go".. im thinking, wtf..?? i asked her wtf happened, she said eric drank too much and we were getting thrown out.. im like, ehh standard, u spend 2K on hard A in one hour and then get drunk so they pitch u.. god i love vegas.. anyway shes like "no boys, u got clay, we really gotta go now" we get escorted outa tao by some really dick head bouncer and we start looking for eric.. we find out who has phones, and split into teams, meanwhile clay is so drunk he needs babysitting 2.. we go downstairs to the poker room thinking that eric might of gone there.. we find nothing, clay is like playing around on the ground trying to beat up simon and shit.. i tell him to straighten up and we meet up back at tao having swept everwhere eric coulda gone, i decided it was time to flex my microstakes roll and find eric back.. so i walk up to the door man tell him what just happened and that id like it if he could radio upstairs and see what he could find out and then tip him a 40$ and just stand there.. in about 2 minutes he found out that eric was in the west medical wing of Tao being checked out by an EMT.. im like ok.. uhh.. and i guess he really liked the tip even tho it wasnt that much for these guys, he brought me up there really nicely, i told the girls to watch clay and id phone down when i found out something.. so we get to the west medical wing and i see eric sitting over a trash can, had puked a little bit but didnt look that bad.. basically what i figue had happened is he wanted a nap.. cuz he was just basically asleep in our booth in the club when i saw him and then still asleep in the med center.. so i hope eric doesnt care if i tell this story but its hella fuckin funny.. they keep asking him questions and shining lights in his eyes and he does nothing.. not breathing to hard or to light, just chills with his eyes closed.. i explain to the emt that eric is trained in this shit, he knows what hes doing and is just beeing stubborn and i need to talk to him a bit, then we can leave.. the guy says that if eric doesnt straighten up quickly that hes going to the hospital.. im like dude, erics a big kid, your not taking him anywhere if he doesnt want u, but if i can go with him i might b able to chill him out.. so the guys like yea thats fine i can ride along.. this whole time is only about 5 minutes long, but eric hasnt moved much and is just sleeping IMO.. the EMT keeps talking to him, he says nothing, there like ok hes gotta go to the hospital, they lay eric back in a stretcher and get the first buckle over his chest.. and heres the funny part..
Like nothing has happened at all, eric opens his eyes, very quickly unbuckles the first buckle over his chest, sits up, and says "nope fuck that, im not going to the hospital" and im like, fuck hes gonna knock someone out ( even tho hes not violent person at all, i just figured if he was surrounded and had a EMT yelling in his face he might get that way.. but hes like got this look like nah im not going, time to play the game and get outa here, my naps over.. so hes not closing his eyes at this point, the EMT is playing ball.. he tells eric he needs to ask him a few questions to make sure hes ok, and then if he answers them right he can go..
EMT: "Eric whats your name?" (obv dumb cuz he just called him by name)
Eric: "eric liu"
EMT: "eric where are you?"
Eric: "The Tao"
EMT: "eric what year is it?"
Eric: "1940... umm, 2008, 2009." (eric looks up again with a look in his eyes like Ding! 2 right)
EMT: "eric how many quarters are in a dollar"
Eric: "25" (eric starts to stand up to leave)
EMT: "how many quarters are in a dollar"
Eric: "25"
Emt: "ok you gotta go to the hospital"
Eric: " 25! WTF 25 25 25 25 25"
EMT: "Eric these are some really simple questions im asking you here, you cant get them right you need to go to the hospital.."
im thinkin this is bull shit, erics a poker player hes thinking wahts a quarter of a dollar.. but w/e the bouncers are holding me back not letting me even talk to eric at this point"
EMT: "Eric listen to me here, this is an easy question im going to ask you one more time, how many quarters are in a dollar"
Eric: "oh, four"
emt does one last test to see if he can walk, they tell him to walk straight.. eric does like a better job then i was at that point.. i was pretty amazed
emt grabs his bag and is like, ok he can go.. sign him out.. so the emt backs off, who was pretty aggro, they let me back over by eric. the shove a forum infront of him but he really wants to go back to sleep.. they explain this is the last part.. all he had to do was fill out this paper work and he just needed to explain his reasoning behind resisting medical help.. he writes in capital letters "IM FINE"
signs all over the fuckin thing and we roll out.. only hard part was when eric wanted to go down the stairs really fast and i was like umm no.. cuz we were locking arms over shoulders lol..
so i call the girls they bring the car around, we roll out.. eric gets to bed everythings grand, we plan on doing another 1/2 session with me clay, aj, simon, marryjane when she got off work and leah.. so we tell um were ognna meet at the B, but we were going to the wynn to get AJ.. clay wanted some room service and was super drunk so i figured that wasnt to bad of an idea, we went to the room and i snapped off a few pics..
Clay starts doing backflips onto the bed.
After we through the room service menu around at eachother clay was asking how much money i had left on my debit card so he could know how much room service he could have.
last time we got room service he blew 500$ so i checked it out, had 1K on there, clay got really happy, broke the room serivce menu and wanted like a million french frys.. he like never called down, so we snagged up aj ad grabbed a cab to the B.
We get to the doors of the belagio and i c these 4 cuteish looking girls and im like "GIRLS!! HUGS!" just went up and hugged 4 randoms at once, they just got down from the bank(club in the B) and so we started talking, clay was drunk and having a blast.. aj was like fuck this, rolled out to the poker room. me and clay grabbed up some numbers and facebooked some bitches real quick, rolled out to erics room. Eric was dead asleep, simon was in a both robe, leah looked tired and they said they were bailing on the pokering.. MarryJane said she would hook us up with VIP again if we wanted to go back to the rhino, i said no, but she was down for poker later.. so we hung out in erics room a bit and ate their room service leftovers, clay broke a glass by basically trying to set it down on the room cart but missed and threw it on the ground, it broke on the carpet somehow lol.. we all laughed quite a bit, and then i told clay we should bounce on AJ and call those girls up..
i called um up, its like 4:30am at this point, 2 of them had gone to sleep, 2 wanted to go hang out with us.. we met um at the bar in planet hollywood where they were staying.. clay didnt want to drink anymore, i had an energydrink and a water.. the girls wanted to drink more, but clay wasnt quite down, we went to a resturant and got a buncha french frys.. the girls wernt to amazingly down to do something cuz we wernt really gettin um fucked up and one of um was tilting me.. so we talked some shit, decided to roll out, went back to the wynn.. and vegas was ova!...
we had a party in AZ the next night to attend so aj was already in the room asleep, we passed out and called it a night.. took a few pics in the morning and drove back to az.. heres those pics and a few other randoms that were on my phone.
first time we had seen the outside during the day, found out there was a golf course lol
now it gets more random..
ajs cat named "death" or "D"
clays best christmas present
me and the guys at a bar in AZ earlier
The car ride each way was mad profitable for all of us.. we talked poker on the way there and actually came up with a very simple formula for some stuff, its gonna b sick profitable longrun for all of us so were keeping that a secret... and on the way back we talked about investments and actually clay had a good idea that were currently looking into and i have pretty high hopes for.
other then that i know this blog post is sick long, i spent about 2 hours doing it.. so if you read it, lemme know what you think, comments and views are the only feedback i get on this and i dont really like wasting my time 2 much.. so lemme know.
clay flew home today and is back already, i fly home tomorrow afternoon, and its off to yomer and rush's place for a bit, visit my dad, and back on the grind..
starting a omaha study group with some friends, playing 1K hands omaha every day, 2K holdem and at least 1 tourny.. also playing sundays and probably other good majors under peachys stake again, we talked in vegas and he wants me outa makeup / getting better for wsop.. so its time to work hard and get shit done, my current goal right now is to save up 10K and invent in a condo in vegas for 09 wsop.
Good luck everyone!
22nd B-Day
milkman, Jan 19 2009
Well yesterday was my 22nd Bday, i started the day off when the clock struck 12, started drinking pretty heavily with a buncha friends in Oregon.. did that till about 3am, then went home and packed my bags. At 6am i headed out to the airport, caught my 8am flight out to Phoenix AZ.
I took a few Xanax before my flight cuz i really dont like flying and it stresses me out.. i felt pretty good in the air, not stress full at all, so that was good, I got to AZ at 12 their time, found out AJ(doomer) had blown the rear differential on his M3, so he was car shopping, and Clay(Mezmerizeplz) had been here for a day already.. Bob (bigbobm) bailed out on us due to some bad descisions on his part...
So anyway we chilled here in AZ and drank all day obv, had some girls over and tried to find something interesting to do.. but i soon realized that AZ is basically vegas, without the strip.. so umm... hell? lol there are alot of hot girls here, for some reason i saw alot of girls last night and talked to um a bucnh at dinner but decided since i didnt wanna sleep with any of um that i shouldnt give um my number.. so kinda messed that up for the rest of the guys lol.. but anyway we had a good sushi dinner and just chilled since it was my first day getting here and nall... tonight i really expect some better results..
One kinda funny thing we are doing is a Prop Bet Bet.. Di and Hac (urindanger and trex313) made this up (as far as i know) and basically the idea is just to prove who is the biggest prop bet fish.. so we all start with 20K imaginary money and we each have to bet a minimum of 5K a day, who ever ends up at the end of the trip (sunday) with the most prop money wins the bet and is the best prop better.. its between me, clay, doomer, and jorge.. so it should be interesting.. the first bet we have going down is me versus doomer.. i bet him that he cant 8 table NL50 HU and win, i get 1.5X1 odds.. its only over 1K hands.. and he has to do it all at once.. so we will see.. i think im a tad behind on this bet, like i should get 2:1 odds but w/e we need to get this all started. Mez wants to do it too but no one will take action against him lol.. after watching him ruin cather333s life over 8 tables, i dont think anyone doubuts his multi table HU game lol..
so yea thats about all i got going on right now.. future is looking cool, clay and I have been talking with saki about the possibility of going up to Whistler with him for a month.. other things are bouncing around in my calendar also.. Ive been working a bit with Khan and ended up getting him a spot on that radio show that Eric Liu (peachy) and Hac and Di (urindanger and trex).. basically that interview that patrick posted.. i got him a spot on that show, which should be really cool.. im also hoping to talk with a tv producer about setting up a poker house show.. but thats still in the very early stages..
**edit: Oh also i made a NL50 video for LP, its FR but has alot of things in there that could help any beginners 6max gaming, i go over some good timing things and blind vs blind situations.. i found out just how long it really takes to make a video, so i want to get it out there.. so if your around the nl50 limit or lower, check out my vid here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UBNY40X9
Got 6 days left in AZ, i promise to get some pics up asap.
GL at the tables.
The New Year
milkman, Jan 01 2009
In 09 I have alot of new goals, much different then any of my old goals.. My birthday is Jan 18th and i will be turning 22. I feel like im getting alot older and its time to grow up a bit. My poker career has been a blast, I have no regrets about still playing poker, the year in review was awesome, but ill get more into that later.
First off a few people id like to thank for making last year so great. MezmerizePLZ, Doomer, Alex, living in CO with u guys was so much fun, wouldnt have traded that time for anything.. The guys in the vegas house, bigbobm, clay again, eric, yomer, simon, doomer again, and a few people from outside the house that i hung out with quite a bit, actiondj, tjbentham, tom, twisted echo, jonny cosmo, rainkhan, sean nolan.. god the list just goes on, anyway everyone that i chilled with in vegas, thanks for putting up with my blacked out rampages and all that good stuff.. special thanks to Peachy and Mez for staking me in the WSOP, lots of people save/grind years to be able to play the events that i got to play my first year being 21, i owe you both alot.
Like i said earlier, i feel like im growing up a bit, im starting to feel the need to save up money, normally im fine with just spending as much extra money as i have, ive realized now that i dont really want to continue doing that.
Before poker i designed computer software for a small company and did 3d modeling, since then the 3d modeling has almost fully gone out the window, but i have decided to star work on a new program. The program i recently designed is a game for the iphone, i dont really want to say anything about it, because good ideas in this field r worth way 2 much, but i hope to see it in the App Store within the next 6 months, and when we are nearing completion i will give out free beta versions to everyone on here so they can try it out on their iphones.
My goals for poker over the next year are pretty simple, im hoping to make 50K+. I spent all of December grinding cash games, and plan to spend all of Jan playing full time cash and full time tournys, there is for sure room for both, i have lots of monitor space and im not rolled to play large tournys so i normally only have 3 tournys running at once, id like to keep playing cash to help out my BR when tournys arent going well. I plan on getting in at least 1K hands a day cash and then playing as many tournys as my day allows.
My life goals arent that hard to accomplish either, #1 above ALL, i want to move back to vegas, long term almost full time living there, hopefully 8+ months out of the year. I would like to buy a Porsche, will probably get a Boxster just because its in my price range. And last, but still very important, no more hard alcohol. I havent drank any mixed drinks or shots for 2 or 3 months now, and i REALLY need to keep that up, hard drinks dont do well with me, beer is awesome and i can get as drunk as needed with beer, its just the fact that if i do get drunk on beer im normally sooo full and soo tired by then i want to go to sleep, no more crazy ass chris running around blacked out all night making an ass outa himself.. i cant do that anymore, i really dont wanna wake up in jail.
LP related goals, id like to keep my blog more up to date, but also not boring.. im going to buy another video camera ( i think this is the 3rd one ) i always lose the fuckin things lol.. i want to update every week but i have a feeling things might get stale and no one will be interested in reading anymore.. but if i have a video camera i can hopefully get some interesting things or set some strange/fully goals to video tape and throw up here (thinking like the top gear of poker).. Ive also been talking with Naz and Meat about HOTW, i think ill be helping out with that, one way or another id like to have it back so ive offered my services.. and just hopefully not getting tilted @ the LP newcomers and not disappearing like 80% of our old regs did.
Now, since i have no pics, or amazing storys about last night ( i went to the casino and was at a 1/2nl table when the clock struck 12, but at least i was with a hot girl)
Anyway, id like to review over the last year, and maybe a little beyond. This is the reason i blog, i love to look back and see some of the funny/embarrassing/interesting shit ive done.
**well right here was the last place i saved, something happened with my browser and i lost everything after this lol.. but ill finish this up ***
June 07. WSOP vegas
Well i guess ill start off with an embarrassing one, first time in vegas for the wsop, stayed with clay and alex for a week in the Rio, WestmenloAA kept having me do double shots of SoCo with him and b4 i knew it i was blasted.. we were playing beer pong, teams were me and MangoD vs Myth and Twisted Echo. We placed a bet that the losing team had to get in bikinis and jump in the pool.. me and mango had 1 cup left on our side, myth and echo had 5.. i lost by bouncing the ball into my own cup.
Oct 07
48Hrs, completely fictional story i wrote and posted.. didnt think at first that anyone would believe it, but ppl did, eventually word got out that it was fake. i really liked writing it, and also liked reading over it again.. would make a good movie or short film or something now that i re read it..
http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=309906
Dec 07
Mez and Doomers trip to oregon, first time we all hung out together and realized how fun it was living with degens.. really kinda sparked the first interest in living together and having a poker house.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=350746
New Years 07/08
Not post worthy but i just read my resolution blog post and last yaer my only resolutino was to stop drinking hard-a lol..
Feb 08
Moved in with Mez, Doomer, and Alex, in Boulder, CO.
Not a super interesting vid cuz we dont live together/there anymore but if u havent seen it b4 it might b worth watching.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=414515
Mar 08
Pantry bet. Series of i think 4 blog posts.
Pantry bet Day1 pt1
Pantry bet Day1 pt2
Pantry bet Day2
Pantry bet Day3
Pantry bet Day4
Aug 08
Vegas wrap up, i didnt post much of anything when i got to vegas so this is the most of it.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=534468
And thats about it.. good luck to everyone, hope you all have a great year.
Snow Day!
milkman, Dec 18 2008
First off i just wanna send some good luck in the direction of frinx and straate, honestly a lil more to frinx cuz i dont know straate personally and ive been in the trenches with evan and seen how hard he trys in these things, he deff deserves this.
Anyway, its snowing in Oregon, it doesnt normally snow very much each year, but the whole west coast has been having a weird cold front, yesterday it was actually snowing in vegas lol.. anyway i woke up and it started snowing again and i decided to snap off a few pics, and then i realized no one has seen the house im in right now so i took some pics of that.
Im gonna start inside my room and work my way out.
This is the view right outside my window, doesnt look that great in the pic, but its pretty cool.
This is the setup im using right now. My comp was blown up for almost a month and i was using mylaptop and the silver monitor, but i replaced the motherboard and now im back up and running. If anyone is wondering size, the 2 bottoms r 24" and the top is like 20 or 21".
Lol this was just for MezmerizePLZ, when we lived in vegas we all moved out the same day and like EVERYONE left a huge mess, i had like 8 stitches in my foot and couldnt walk, and i was the one left behind that had to talk to the landlord, anyway they just decided fuck the deposit and leave the trash, i decided the deposit was important so i cleaned and i found his Armani shirt.. so i kept it cuz it was "trash"
Going to start going through the house now.. if anyones wondering whats the deal with it.. its kinda interesting, we own 7 acres of land out here in oregon and we had this house on it originally, but my parents got tired of it so they built another house about 200 yards away from this one, but by law this house cant be sold or really have anything done with it.. so they just gave it to me to do w/e i want.. so i do.. its pretty dirty right now cuz ive been having partys almost every night for the last week or so.. Its a 3 bedroom 2bath 2 story house i duno how many sq ft, but not a ton..
Anyway here is the kitchen and behind it is the office that i dont use cuz i just use my room.
*OMG* on a total side note, firefox crashed right here in the blog post and had to close.. and i thought i lost everything.. but somehow it clutched and brought all the text back.. lol thank god i was about to get so tilted..
if u go forward from there you walk into the living room, but if u go left its the kitchen.. its super dirty cuz of all the partying
heres a pic of the living room.. that table gets used for sooo many drinking games its amazing..
sry the pics kind bad quality cuz of the iphone..
behind those big drapes is giant window, but i have um closed cuz its cold outside and i dont wanna let heat out.
outside that window is my driveway, u can see my car isnt to happy about all this.. i have a car cover but im 2 lazy to put it on..
kinda funny but also pretty hard to see.. my driveway is lower then the street so there is a hill leading up to the street, and with my car having low profile street tires on it and rear wheel drive.. i cant even make it out of my driveway if i wanted to..
well thats about it for my house..
other things goin on in my life.. i had a gf for about a week, lol dont anymore... not a long story, she was just stupid and couldnt tell me why there wernt dinosaurs in the bible and had a eating disorder so she was to skinney.. just overall not very bright or interesting.. but was vhot..
other then that ive been grinding alot of cash recently, 12-14 tabling FR low stakes.. playing around 3K hands a day if i dont drink 2 much the day before, ive still been playing tournys on and off but i havent gotten very good results lately and i just feel like im throwing buyins away most of the time.. lower stakes tournys have alot of high variance cuz of the morons u run into doing crazy shit.. and i jsut didnt really run 2 good for a while and i wanted to take a break.. so im grinding out some cash games to get some more savings built up.. im thinking about buying HEM today, but not sure if its totally worth it or not, since i have been playing 12+ tables i think it will be, because in FR its always nice to have the numbers to just obv point out of someones a fish and playing every hand or just playing QQ+.
other then that i spewed a bunch of money on my car again, i got a 1K set of rims and tires for my bmw.. only things left to get on it are a supercharger and a LSD, and maybe a carbon fiber front diffuser.. i will probably buy a porsche before i supercharge it, but once i get the porsche ill be keeping this car to mess around with, drifting, trackdays ect..
oh i also bought Left 4 Dead and playd some with ket and loco and foolsplay... my opinion on that game is that its not worth what the other 50$ games coming out are.. if that makes any sense.. its like entertaining to a point.. so if u make alot of money and would pay 50$ to be entertained for a couple days, id say totally go ahead and get it, but if ur not loaded and dont have tons of bills laying around to waste on video games, id grind now, and play games endlessly when sc2 or d3 come out..
anyway thats about it, ive wasted like an hour on this blog post so i rly gotta hit the tables... GL EVERYONE!
bloggy thing
milkman, Dec 09 2008
Oct results
milkman, Oct 31 2008
playd about 10K cash game hands and down 200..
I dont get to vote
milkman, Oct 23 2008
Pretty gay, while i was in Las Vegas (swing state of NV) i registered to vote with some republican bitch (registered independent but we talked about who i was voting for). She must have never handed my paperwork in. Im not a registered voter
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