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milkman United States. Mar 05 2009 05:04. Posts 5719

well im a lil hammered and feel like posting... something suppper random just happened to me tonight and i kinda feel like posint it, it totally reminded me of vegas and all the random girl probs i had there lol..

so im making out with this girl and i get her jacket and top and everything off, then i move for the pants, take the top button off and she FLIPS the fuck out, jumps up, puts everything back on, and booms the fuck out my house just tilted as fuck at me, like i did something terrible.. i was just like.. half being like "uuhhh what?" and half me htought i should say sorry but not really.. so im just standing there in amazement as she rolls out... it was pretty fuckin ranom, i still feel pretty guilty about it but i dont know why, i really shouldnt, but i duno, i cant help feeling bad... but w/e ...

so that shit was fuckin crazy, i think im just gonna snap hookup with some other random and get over her real fast so i dont have to deal with everything.
im taking the day off poker tomorrow to get my head straight.. last month i played 50K hands, i forced alot of hands on my self, and i had the worst month ive ever had since i started paying poker, it was really embarrassing, so this month im just doing w/e i feel like doing, as long as i keep iron man status(the top level thing)

Im getting really excited for vegas, me and the guys r prolly gonna get a house figured out in the next month here... so far its looking like me, bigbobm, mez, doomer, maybe yomer, timdawg, and maybe nolan and maybe peachy, pretty good crew all in all, im hoping to have alot of constant people this time.. one person im gonan miss for sure is simon, i duno if any other LPrs know simon but hes a UKr thats friends with eric and he lived with us last year and was deff the MVP of the house..
anyway yea were looking at the same kinda house as last time, pool, and good location and lots of space, houses r super cheap now cuz the US is falling apart and everyone needs w/e they can get.

sooo yea, pokers going bad, girls r going bad...my car got raped by someone baking into it while i was visiting rush and yomer.. oh that reminds me, i got roofied while i was visiting rush and yomer, i went out to the bar and im about 95% sure a fat girl who handed me a drink at the end of the night, shes all "oh i bough thtis and forgot i cant drink it cuz im DD" anyway she gives me this drink and i get back to the apartment and fucking blackout, puke in my sleep and almost die... but w/e im alive..

ive been watching alot of hells kitchen, gonna keep my cooking up, ive been falling behind on it 2 much, i have some skills and need to keep um sharp.. anyway poker after dark is on and im gonna peace out and try really hard to fall asleep...

cliff notes : FML

peace

edit btw sorry to fazi for bumping his shit down

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Last edit: 05/03/2009 05:08

Rush United States. Mar 05 2009 06:15. Posts 2299

HAHAHAHAHA

Do you even know what DK stands for?

Critterer United Kingdom. Mar 05 2009 10:31. Posts 5337

rofl u almost got date raped by a fat chick, close call.

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ortak Bulgaria. Mar 05 2009 10:44. Posts 83

puking in your sleep is bad

fakeshaver United States. Mar 05 2009 14:32. Posts 1313

yeah hells kitchen is sick. i really want to try his beef wellington and sphaghetti and lobster

Raidern Brasil. Mar 05 2009 14:34. Posts 4243

lol at the last part
you probably put your finger in her ass without realizing it lol

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YoMeR United States. Mar 05 2009 17:53. Posts 12438

LOLOLOL

man fuck your life mate.

eZ Life.

k2o4 United States. Mar 05 2009 19:12. Posts 4803

are you sure you weren't trying to finger her and accidentally sticking it in her ass? That has gotten some angry responses in the past, and the occasional kinky one.

sux that you grinded so much and had a bad month. Forcing hands is the worst thing to do imo, so definitely don't do that again.

I might actually be baller enough (NL200 reg) by the summer to make a vegas trip. If I do I'd love to come by and meet all the LP guys staying out there.

GL recovering!

EDIT: damnit I posted my comment before reading everyone elses and now I see that raidern had the same thought before me.

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Last edit: 05/03/2009 19:13

milkman United States. Mar 05 2009 20:25. Posts 5719

On March 05 2009 18:12 k2o4 wrote:
are you sure you weren't trying to finger her and accidentally sticking it in her ass? That has gotten some angry responses in the past, and the occasional kinky one.

sux that you grinded so much and had a bad month. Forcing hands is the worst thing to do imo, so definitely don't do that again.

I might actually be baller enough (NL200 reg) by the summer to make a vegas trip. If I do I'd love to come by and meet all the LP guys staying out there.

GL recovering!

EDIT: damnit I posted my comment before reading everyone elses and now I see that raidern had the same thought before me.

nl100 or nl200 if u work hard enough u can deff afford a quick vegas trip, if u end up down there u should deff stop by our house and ill introduce u to everyone..

umm no like i said, i was no where around the ass hole area, i just went for the top button on the pants, thats it... like took taht one button off and she flipped out..

last night i kinda felt a little guilty, now that ive slept on it im just like laughing alot, and wondering how fuckin nuts this girl really is, and what the fuck made her flip out so much.. and she still has one of my sweaters and i need to find a way to get it back lol..

she was sooo fuckin hot tho, some of the best boobs ive ever seen in my life.. and im just like thinking FML i run SOOO fucking bad just got like 1 outed... i guess worse things could happen, but damn lol..

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RS_II United States. Mar 05 2009 20:38. Posts 748

hell's kitchen is the shiznit

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YoMeR United States. Mar 05 2009 23:17. Posts 12438

what the fuck does the bitch expect after showing her titties to a dude?

eZ Life.

n1ck Bulgaria. Mar 06 2009 11:38. Posts 308

maybe she was in just for some titty fuckin lol

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Chewits United Kingdom. Mar 06 2009 14:00. Posts 2539

On March 05 2009 19:25 milkman wrote:

she was sooo fuckin hot tho, some of the best boobs ive ever seen in my life.. and im just like thinking FML i run SOOO fucking bad just got like 1 outed... i guess worse things could happen, but damn lol..

LOL. 1 outered. hahahahhaa. Quality. I literally laughed out loud and my g/f wondered wtf i was laughing at. lmao

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Jamie217 Canada. Mar 06 2009 16:29. Posts 4351

on her rag ldo

Uptown . Mar 06 2009 21:15. Posts 3557

wish I had a good chunk of free time that I could use to hang out with you guys @ vegas

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TremendousGats Canada. Mar 08 2009 14:47. Posts 467

i once took a random drink sitting on the bar counter, and im pretty sure it was a booby trap roofy, cuz i blacked the fuck out that night.

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