My GF raped me

Counter attack

On July 21 2010 17:13 edzwoo wrote: Counter attack

haha perfect

My gf used to do this (without the drunk part) and i got her to just give me head every night when i came home from work instead of sex

i'd go for the chokefuck/anal

uhh pics or gtfo?

Suprise buttsex imo

On July 21 2010 17:52 Fraser wrote: uhh pics or gtfo?

+1

cool story bro

very very lame brag

try hitting him

Twice? Your ass must hurt.

I feel for ya, once my g/f was piss drunk and horny as fuck. She proceeded to undo my belt buckle but I warned her I had been at the gym, hadnt showered in 18 hours, and overall had that not so fresh feeling down there. She didnt skip a beat, grabbed the cock without hesitation and went to town. I felt awkward for a second, knowing it cant be smellin great down there. Then 2 seconds later I said fuck it, and let her do her thing. I fucked the shit out of her afterwards, came on her tits, and she fell asleep. Since then it has become a rather regular occurrence, as I assume the drunkenness numbs her sense of smell.

btw, im overall very hygienic down there, it's just sometimes, ya know...

This thread is missing something.... I just can't figure it out..

pics of gf to determine if beat or brag

On July 21 2010 17:44 traxamillion wrote: i'd go for the chokefuck/anal

go to her house all sober and demand for anal in the kitchen while she prepares you a sandwich

just be thankful you lost your virginity!

birds in england always want a shag

On July 21 2010 21:15 nolan wrote: birds in england always want a shag

itd be epic if you sued her.

This thread is missing Floofy

On July 21 2010 17:44 traxamillion wrote: i'd go for the chokefuck/anal

this, at the time shes drunk, so when she wakes up she wonders why she cant walk properly and why shes got a sore neck.

also a good time to get a rim-job

Whats his name?