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Bro

"i seriously have no empathy for people like u"

What that you got trolled by a scary story? :3

this is actually not just a troll post. This is an AIM chat i had with a friend of a good highschool friend of mine. I remember this guy... He crushes his homegames like mad. I also have been living in london which has given me the opportunity recently to play some live games. There are 1.5knl (5/10 pounds) winning live regs who i'm not sure could beat 25nl online and i am confident could not acheive a -1bb/100 50nl winrate. It's pretty disgusting. A lot of the online regs maybe feed off live regs who crush higher stakes live.

this convo is just lol.


random donk (that guy who crushes his home games and is telling me he's "getting back into poker lol" 5:44 am
PokerStars Game #asdffasf: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2010/05/10 0:43:19 ET
Table 'Naiad VIII' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 3: Highpothead ($120 in chips)
Seat 4: krissyb24 ($298.70 in chips)
Seat 5: LoggerRythym ($353.60 in chips)
Seat 6: MightyScrot ($426.80 in chips)
Seat 7: TERRORUNIT13 ($160 in chips)
Seat 8: asdfadsfsdf ($318.40 in chips)
Seat 9: sammyg11 ($201 in chips)
sammyg11: posts small blind $1
Highpothead: posts big blind $2
TERRORUNIT13: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to asdgasdgsdag [Qd Qh]
krissyb24: folds
LoggerRythym: folds
MightyScrot: raises $8 to $10
TERRORUNIT13: calls $8
asdgasdgasdg: raises $12 to $22
sammyg11: folds
Highpothead: raises $98 to $120 and is all-in
MightyScrot: folds
TERRORUNIT13: calls $110
asdgasdgasd: raises $198.40 to $318.40 and is all-in
TERRORUNIT13: calls $40 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($158.40) returned to asdgasdgasdg
*** FLOP *** [8h 8s Ac]
*** TURN *** [8h 8s Ac]
*** RIVER *** [8h 8s Ac 2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TERRORUNIT13: shows [Jc Qc] (a pair of Eights)
asgdasdgsa: shows [Qd Qh] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
asdgasdg collected $80 from side pot
Highpothead: shows [Jd Js] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
asdfasdfafd collected $368 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $451 Main pot $368. Side pot $80. | Rake $3
Board [8h 8s Ac 2s Ks]
Seat 3: Highpothead (big blind) showed [Jd Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 4: krissyb24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: LoggerRythym folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: MightyScrot folded before Flop
Seat 7: TERRORUNIT13 showed [Jc Qc] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 8: asdfasfasf (button) showed [Qd Qh] and won ($448) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 9: sammyg11 (small blind) folded before Flop

Me 5:45 am
u played that hand terribly
high po5t head is a reg been around for years
he's good
random donk 5:46 am
i know
i was worried about him
random donk 5:47 am
i should have pushed harder on my first bet?
Me 5:47 am
?|
random donk5:47 am
what did I do wrong?
should I have folded to pothead BB all-in
?
pothead's*
Me 5:48 am
lessons = extra

random donk5:48 am
in that case
I'll assume that I should have pushed harder preflop, and that I played the hand just fine otherwise
since I got all the money =P
Me 5:48 am
u should read a book reallyu
random donk5:49 am
I've read several!
random donk 5:49 am
your right, you should never raise with pocket queens
or call a big pot..
hmm
why would terror call there...
random donk 5:51 am
i think you are right though actually
QQ doesnt stand up to a 3 bet all in
esp from a lion..
btw
thanks for the free lesson =]
random donk5:54 am
i don't think i would have given that hand much extra thought otherwise
anyways, I'll let you go. TTYL

Poll: what should i do to my semi-friend?
(Vote): be honest and tell him he's a donk
(Vote): don't say anything and watch his PTR for lolz (i know he can afford to lose monies so...)
(Vote): totally troll him into making bad plays for lolz and post it here for entertainments

Why not tell him he played fine.

On May 10 2010 12:48 Svenman87 wrote: "i seriously have no empathy for people like u" What that you got trolled by a scary story? :3

Poll: did sven get retrolled
(Vote): yes
(Vote): indubidoublee

edit: n/m, didn't realise it wasn't actually a 'friend'.

regardless, pretty bad manners to not offer your thoughts on a hand since you 'charge' for advice....

seriously, if i was him i'd think you were a grade a jackass

kind of hard to read that chat i have to say.

lol fail at trying to block his identity
his ptr is pretty gruesome though

and,

1) dont bother arguing w/ clueless players if you are just gonna berate them for a bad play

You may have spelled indubitably wrong!
And I think the key here is whether this guy is a real friend of yours or if its just some asshat that feels he can learn from you for free and is all of a sudden your friend. If hes a friend of a friend that falls into the asshat category, then by all means, steer him in whatever direction you please.

On May 10 2010 13:32 gawdawaful wrote: You may have spelled indubitably wrong! And I think the key here is whether this guy is a real friend of yours or if its just some asshat that feels he can learn from you for free and is all of a sudden your friend. If hes a friend of a friend that falls into the asshat category, then by all means, steer him in whatever direction you please.

he's in between, half of both

On May 10 2010 12:59 Steal City wrote: Show nested quote + On May 10 2010 12:48 Svenman87 wrote: "i seriously have no empathy for people like u" What that you got trolled by a scary story? :3 Poll: did sven get retrolled (Vote): yes (Vote): indubidoublee

I think you just trolled yourself with that... xD

Also I've noticed your posts are getting progressively egotistical... What happened bro? :[

one of us takes the interweb 2 seriously

fyi i untrolled myself as per your comment

homo

I like u but ur weird. UR WEIRD!

He's running push-pull game with all of you to build attraction. dustys comment proves it is working. cover your ass. ;p

tell him to stroke his penis before making any action. that'll help his winrate immensely.

On May 10 2010 18:29 Silver)Z( wrote: He's running push-pull game with all of you to build attraction. dustys comment proves it is working. cover your ass. ;p

hahahaha. Obviously of the 3 things, best option is to watch his PTR go down.

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