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NewbSaibot United States. Apr 12 2010 02:25. Posts 4948 | | |
So I became friends with a host at a local card game I used to play at every week a few months back. As a typical live player he knew relatively nothing about online play, or even poker in general, even though he hosted a game. That isnt to say he didnt dump $12,255 online as of today, but you get what I'm saying. So being the nice guy that I am, and one of the only live players I actually hang out with, I gave him the keys to the castle. I introduced him to cardrunners, dueces cracked, HEM, the forums, free e-books, retail e-books, the works. I just wanted to help a brotha out. Naturally he didnt do a damn thing with it and from that time he has lost an additional 3-4 grand, oh well, FAIL.
So I brought Holly (my wife) to his game one night for fun, and after we left for the night she immediately commented how she was suspicious the dealer and HIS wife, who also happens to play, were colluding. She just said they were in way too many pots raising each other till someone folded, then dumping hands on the river without a showdown. I disagreed simply b/c
1) they both suck
2) there are too many stations for them to successfully pull this off
Anyway, she actually told me she wouldnt even play there again she was so certain lol. Well, I didnt pay too much thought into it, although they do always sit directly across from each other. I dont know much about effective colluding so not sure what the most optimal situation would be.
So just moments ago Holly is looking up their PTR stats for a nice goodnight laugh, as they are pretty horrible, and even I laugh after how much info I shared with him to help them improve, and she notices that one of their accounts is a nemesis of the others in ring games. You can see how many hands you have played vs someone in PTR and it shows them at like 350 hands vs each other. What makes this even more damning is the fact that as I got to know this guy and he realized I knew a lot about online play, he actually began asking me if I knew how to cheat, and where to get poker bots to play lol. I reminded him even a building full of cray super computers cant play NLHE for shit, but now it's all falling into place.
Soooooo, what do you think? Are they cheating scum? What other reason would they be playing with each other online at the same tables for? Plus they have expressed an interest in cheating, they host their own home game, and holly already labeled them cheaters from the first night! Hmmmmmmzzzz.... Me personally, I dont think I'll ever play at their game again.
Oh yea, I was supposed to post pics of our new cars like weeks ago. If the weather didnt suck, I was too lazy, so here are some taken today!
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Silver_nz New Zealand. Apr 12 2010 02:35. Posts 5647 | | |
They fell into their old patterns like clock work, chip placing, hand signals, the double duke - stuff that would never fly in the city. |
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Mariuslol Norway. Apr 12 2010 03:00. Posts 4742 | | |
It does seem very weird if you say they are terrible players, how they can be having so much money :-) |
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cool. only problem is you got an automatic car. stop being a pussy and get manual  |
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chris United States. Apr 12 2010 03:31. Posts 5509 | | |
what do you do for a living?
and yes, they are cheating, if your wife can spot it first night, its kind of obvious, i think. you didnt notice cause you were busy playing the game, they were busy cheating |
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| | On April 12 2010 01:35 Silver)Z( wrote:
They fell into their old patterns like clock work, chip placing, hand signals, the double duke - stuff that would never fly in the city. |
A+ quote |
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Arirang Canada. Apr 12 2010 03:58. Posts 1673 | | |
Your lady plays poker? Awesome. Don't ever befriend a cheater! |
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whamm! Albania. Apr 12 2010 05:43. Posts 11625 | | |
pics of wives to further analyze the situation |
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Naib Hungary. Apr 12 2010 06:05. Posts 968 | | |
Isn't it kinda shameful that your wife noticed it before you did? Or is she the better poker player?  |
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Mariuslol Norway. Apr 12 2010 06:14. Posts 4742 | | |
If any of all the crap I read is true, women have x10 stronger intuition than men. I think somewhere in the forhead, cerebreal cortex or something, all the signals you take in subconciously, they "feel" and are much more adept at analyzing shit we don't pick up on or care too much about.
Often why, if a man is unfaithful, they spot it sick fast, cos of our mannerism and shit we don't think about, and they can be screwing the whole neighboerhood and we're clueless. |
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Uptown . Apr 12 2010 09:12. Posts 3557 | | | |
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barbieman Sweden. Apr 12 2010 09:51. Posts 2132 | | |
Stay in the game and start abusing the fact that they're colluding. punish the cheaters |
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hoylemj United States. Apr 12 2010 11:42. Posts 840 | | |
| | [B]...he actually began asking me if I knew how to cheat... |
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Carthac United States. Apr 12 2010 19:58. Posts 1343 | | |
| | On April 12 2010 08:51 barbieman wrote:
Stay in the game and start abusing the fact that they're colluding. punish the cheaters |
^ This
Or if you tilt, tell the table they are cheating and watch the fireworks |
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nice whips, i like the start stop button =) |
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Holly23 United States. Apr 12 2010 20:42. Posts 150 | | |
| | On April 12 2010 05:14 Mariuslol wrote:
I women have x10 stronger intuition than men. I think somewhere in the forhead, cerebreal cortex or something |
LOL, well said... |
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D_smart_S Bulgaria. Apr 12 2010 20:53. Posts 688 | | |
Intuition compensates for the lack of intellect in many women but it still isn't enough. But if good boobs come into play then everything evens out and they shouldn't be mocked about having little brain in their heads. Tell the police about the cheaters, dude. |
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| | On April 12 2010 19:53 D_smart_S wrote:
Intuition compensates for the lack of intellect in many women but it still isn't enough. But if good boobs come into play then everything evens out and they shouldn't be mocked about having little brain in their heads. Tell the police about the cheaters, dude. |
the fuk |
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YoMeR United States. Apr 12 2010 21:01. Posts 12438 | | |
lolol D_smart_S you are a fucking hero LOLLLL.
and wisdom hit the nail on the head. learn to drive stick you pussy. |
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NewbSaibot United States. Apr 12 2010 21:04. Posts 4948 | | |
| | On April 12 2010 19:53 D_smart_S wrote:
Intuition compensates for the lack of intellect in many women but it still isn't enough. But if good boobs come into play then everything evens out and they shouldn't be mocked about having little brain in their heads. Tell the police about the cheaters, dude. |
you male chauvinist pig |
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goose58 United States. Apr 12 2010 21:26. Posts 871 | | |
Your wife seems really smart.. maybe she could be a better player than you?? |
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GoTuNk Chile. Apr 12 2010 22:12. Posts 2860 | | | |
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StArCuE United States. Apr 12 2010 22:52. Posts 123 | | |
| | On April 12 2010 18:58 Carthac wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2010 08:51 barbieman wrote:
Stay in the game and start abusing the fact that they're colluding. punish the cheaters |
^ This
Or if you tilt, tell the table they are cheating and watch the fireworks
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^This lol |
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