Roommate + Girl Problems

is that a brag or beat?
Anyways good read : )

um lol

hahahahaha

This is rofl. You made your bed, lie in it. Pretty fucked up that you took your roommate's/friend's girl from him just for a one time fuck toy. Karma = you failing calculus and well deserved imo.

fucking idiot.

I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

instant karma'd lol, no offense sir but reading this you come off as a first rate douchebag.

well you got one thing right. you must be pretty stupid, because calculus isn't even that hard. the rest of the story seems dumb/fake

what you did was horrible. man up to your mistakes. go apologize to both

Dude, forget the chick she is totally irrelevant in your list of priorities right now.

I'm living in a dorm for the first time this year. I would highly suggest that you put repairing the relationship with your roomate as your first priority. Make a firm decision to apologize to your roomate if you think you're in the wrong, and show that you genuinely mean it. I mean the guy lives in an area with full access to your valuables, that is not a person you want to piss off. This is a critical relationship you would THINK to have established before moving in.

Secondly don't rely on him to finish your calc hw, i think thats what you're in college for. Midterms are comin up you know

Third, Let shit simmer down with the girl and do not see her at all.

and of course takke all of this with a grain of salt, this is what I'd do in your situation.

rofl. nice story

This post makes me sad.

Dont worry bro, after all you still got your california tan, thats all that really matters.

You're an idiot if you think since they hadn't had sex after a month they never would lol. Not everyone has sex when they're 14.

you're a dick

kill them both.




problem solved.

You're right. The roommate was a walking vagina and the girl didn't feel attracted to him anyway- he was her wet blanket.

I wouldn't worry about dumping the girl. If anything it makes you look good because you can pick and choose girls. if the girls friends get bitchy about it then be like "what? so i cannot choose who i like now?" and be indifferent. dont react to their bullshit.

about the roommate... what can you do. pussy whipped guy. probably his first girlfriend every and had illusions of marriage or w/e. the girl wasnt tricked into doing anything with you- she wanted it. and if anything she manipulated u into it by engineering the situation.

id tell the dude how it is... that its just a girl and not to be bitter about it. humans have sex and its natural.

I stopped reading when I read that you were a fan of hockey, not to mention the Sharks

lol genjix, completely removing the guy's responsibility for his -EV actions...its natural lolz

good read tbqh

I think you're a shitty friend, and you deserve failing lol. I don't get why you would do that to your friend. I guess people have different values and morals. (sorry for the stab here, hehe.)Whatever you do, best of luck. But treating friends like that is a very bad quality, one I would try to fix asap if I was you.

(But then again, you're free to be exactly who you are and you don't have to listen to what anybody thinks or says =])

gl gl

you got what was coming to you

Surprised nobody has asked why the guy joined a poker forum today to tell his story.

Maybe he's the "smart" dude and not the jock!!

All americans are that shameless ? If I was your roommate I'd beat u up, and if i was too nerdy to do that i would pay somebody to do it.
you're a moron

cool story bro.

On January 30 2010 15:03 RJ227 wrote: Surprised nobody has asked why the guy joined a poker forum today to tell his story.

aka fake story

So this is why the Sharks lose in the first round of the playoffs every year... karma! I'll thank you in advance!

This story doesn't sound fake at all. Dorm/College sports/California tan/Hooking up with randoms/Stupid at Cal -- One of the first posts said it best. You are an utter and complete dousch and a fucking idiot for giving up your room mate for one lousy fuck. Things will be never be the same between you and your room mate but I suggest you stop being such a faggot and apologize.

On January 30 2010 15:59 Bigbobm wrote: Show nested quote + On January 30 2010 15:03 RJ227 wrote: Surprised nobody has asked why the guy joined a poker forum today to tell his story. aka fake story

agree, thougt this was really obvious, especially since he has 0 posts.

Even though it's fake, what is v-card ?
And fuck some of you who told him to stop bitching and apologize. Did he say he didn't want ? Unless you mean it for the girlfriend, but who the fuck care about girls ? You'd get more pussies if it was you who dumped her, not the other way around.

lol funny but fake

On January 30 2010 17:03 RaiZ wrote: Even though it's fake, what is v-card ?

Try reading into the context? V-card -> they (OP's roommate + said girl) didn't fuck yet. You don't have to be a Mentat to deduce the meaning of that (I'll help: THE GIRL WAS STILL A VIRGIN, DUHHHHH)

Wow awesome, student years rock

And worrying or feeling guilty is -EV, dump the girl, talk to your guy (help him get another girl, or just give him advice on how to get the tan) and enjoy the perks of youth