CrownRoyal United States. Jan 25 2010 01:18. Posts 11386
Today is the best day of my life, please listen to my story.
I woke up and was naked, unsure of what the fuck happened and very curious as to whether i was victorious. I took 21 shots last night! I drank an entire fifth of jager + 4 shots of some nasty ass tequila, i had no idea that there was only 18 shots in a fifth... that's a joke. As i said though, i woke up and asked someone who spent the night if i did it and he said "yeah man, you took 22, great" I fist pumped and laughed as i jollily walked drunk through my house. I instantly decided that the day can only be topped off with steak, so for the two lucky people that spent the night at my house i went to the store and bought 3 steaks and a forty and cooked steak + mashed potatoes. Then I talked those 2 people into going to the casino and I turned like $20 at a blackjack table into a HUGE stack of chips ($300+) and lost it all when the dealer changed to someone who is in my family who i was "positive" couldn't "fuck" me LOL. I bet 4 times, each time doubling my bet and lost it all in 4 hands, LOL, he fucked me. I bought beer at every store we went by, one store wouldn't sell me beer because i was "too drunk" LOL. They said "happy birthday, but i can't sell you beer, you're wasted" LOL.
my life is a goddamn mess, i don't know what the fuck but today was undoubtedly the best day of my life.
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CrownRoyal United States. Jan 25 2010 01:23. Posts 11386
my last memory is my 17th shot, i drank an entire fifth! let me see if i have some pictures.
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MayZerG United Kingdom. Jan 25 2010 01:26. Posts 2123
HAPPY BDAY!
I like to hold all the nuts - CrownRoyal
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TheTank United States. Jan 25 2010 01:30. Posts 830
happy bday. what a coincidence your name is crown royal.
we should have a drink off if ur ever in Oklahoma. once i took 15 shots in about 10 minutes and then i did this....
gl hf
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
wow. i honestly feel very badly for you. happy birthday though
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Jan 25 2010 01:48. Posts 14026
life gets worse from here on out
wave goodbye to the last shreds of your youth.
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CrownRoyal United States. Jan 25 2010 01:51. Posts 11386
are you serious? you don't understand the adventures i have been on today, i wish it would never end.
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CrownRoyal United States. Jan 25 2010 01:57. Posts 11386
my nose is so big lolllllllllllllll, brag she is 37.
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CrownRoyal United States. Jan 25 2010 02:04. Posts 11386
On January 25 2010 00:30 TheTank wrote:
happy bday. what a coincidence your name is crown royal.
we should have a drink off if ur ever in Oklahoma. once i took 15 shots in about 10 minutes and then i did this....
gl hf
i was in oklahoma today actually.
where do you live?
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vegable United States. Jan 25 2010 02:07. Posts 2453
Happy 21
Stir fry Normandy
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TheTank United States. Jan 25 2010 02:13. Posts 830
alva
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
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TheTank United States. Jan 25 2010 02:13. Posts 830
btw thats the hottest 37 yr old i've ever seen.
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
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CrownRoyal United States. Jan 25 2010 02:14. Posts 11386
alright well, if you look at the corner of missouri, i live there LOL
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TheTank United States. Jan 25 2010 02:16. Posts 830
well if i ever go to tahlequah to bone this one chick, i'm going to the corner of missouri and boning that 37 yr old haha
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
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CrownRoyal United States. Jan 25 2010 02:23. Posts 11386
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CrownRoyal United States. Jan 25 2010 02:35. Posts 11386
On January 25 2010 01:16 TheTank wrote:
well if i ever go to tahlequah to bone this one chick, i'm going to the corner of missouri and boning that 37 yr old haha
talequah isn't even an hour away
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Jan 25 2010 02:35. Posts 14026
On January 25 2010 01:23 CrownRoyal wrote:
moar!
does she got n00dz?
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CrownRoyal United States. Jan 25 2010 02:41. Posts 11386
no but i have seen her naked
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LikeASet United States. Jan 25 2010 02:53. Posts 2113
On January 25 2010 00:48 byrnesam wrote:
life gets worse from here on out
wave goodbye to the last shreds of your youth.
lol, life does get harder but not necessarily worst, we all get physically older but long you truly stay young is up to you. ball hard dude, ball hard
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TheTank United States. Jan 25 2010 02:55. Posts 830
no lie bro, 22 felt like it took a week hell i'm already over a month into 22
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
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hell i'm already over a month into 22 
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