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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 18:52. Posts 2539
anyone know how to post hands here from FTP? I swear it was said in one of the million rail threads here, I just cannot find it.
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jon_atli   Iceland. Dec 06 2009 18:55. Posts 21
finally some fkn HoldEM!! tired of this potlimit omaha
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 19:11. Posts 2539
Ok, I got it all sorted. Time for some hands, missed some of the earlier ones
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 19:25. Posts 2539
oh wow..
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Highcard   Canada. Dec 06 2009 19:31. Posts 5428
as much as I want durrr to winback hs $6mill, if he does, isi will be dead and so will all the sick high stakes action.
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YaoZhao   Canada. Dec 06 2009 19:33. Posts 120
that T7o v T9o hand was pretty redic!
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zulu_nation8   United States. Dec 06 2009 19:35. Posts 1929
why aren't they playing 500/1000
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On December 06 2009 18:35 zulu_nation8 wrote:
why aren't they playing 500/1000
busto obv
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ShLiM   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 19:43. Posts 940
GOOOOOO ISIL
also good job posting hands Chewits thanks
Seat 5: patatino showed [Qd 2d] and won ($609,730) with a pair of Twos
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 19:43. Posts 2539
wat. snap shove from isildur;
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lostaccount   Canada. Dec 06 2009 19:44. Posts 6796
that is sick instant turn shove no thinking at all
Goodbye LP, thanks for everything
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terrybunny19240   United States. Dec 06 2009 19:45. Posts 13829
is durrrr getting crushed again? all I see are a ton of HH of him losing pots lol
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 19:48. Posts 2539
Really no idea. At this moment in time, Durrrr has about 661k spread across 6 tables, and Isildur has about 710k spread. But its very hard to tell who is up or down.
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ShLiM   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 19:56. Posts 940
Isildur1: lets go 5001k instead ?
durrrr: nah rather stay here
durrrr: plo if u want 5001k
durrrr: cant beat u @ 5001k nl =)
durrr bluffed with his 2nd line imo lol
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Isildur1: lets go 5001k instead ?
durrrr: nah rather stay here
durrrr: plo if u want 5001k
durrrr: cant beat u @ 5001k nl =)
Isildur1: no but if we go 5001k nl now we play plo tomorrow tomorrow if i have anything left
durrrr: lol les jus play here
durrrr: id rather not 5001k atm lost a bunch lately
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ShLiM   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 19:58. Posts 940
Isildur1: no but if we go 5001k nl now we play plo tomorrow tomorrow if i have anything left
durrrr: lol les jus play here
durrrr: id rather not 5001k atm lost a bunch lately
so both quite busto, but with big balls <3
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whamm!   Albania. Dec 06 2009 20:03. Posts 11625
lol that was a funny convo
pretty sick durrr admitting he cant beat isildur at 100kNL
finally learned to accept that he's lighting money when he plays that against isildurrrr
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terrybunny19240   United States. Dec 06 2009 20:07. Posts 13829
lol noob durrrr i bet i could beat him!!!1 33 all-in!?!?!?
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:07. Posts 2539
isildur running pretty hot atm, durrr getting crushed I am pretty sure
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:09. Posts 2539
boom
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player999   Brasil. Dec 06 2009 20:11. Posts 7978
On December 06 2009 19:03 whamm! wrote:
lol that was a funny convo
pretty sick durrr admitting he cant beat isildur at 100kNL
finally learned to accept that he's lighting money when he plays that against isildurrrr
wat
and then he thinks he can beat isildur at 300/600? whats the difference?
hes just accepting that his bankroll cannot handle 500/1k at the moment
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:12. Posts 2539
ewww, durrrr snap shoved
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lebowski   Greece. Dec 06 2009 20:13. Posts 9205
he runs so fucking hot ffs
new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...
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lebowski   Greece. Dec 06 2009 20:22. Posts 9205
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he runs so fucking hot ffs
new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:24. Posts 2539
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:25. Posts 2539
Durrrr only rebuying to 60k on the deep tables
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:29. Posts 2539
So isildur has like almost 1.2 million spread across 6 tables, and durrrr has like 560k
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palak   United States. Dec 06 2009 20:37. Posts 4601
durrrr down 450k vs isil right now
dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:39. Posts 2539
jesus wtf isildur is in godmode atm
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:41. Posts 2539
durrrr has gotta be tilting now
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TianYuan   Korea (South). Dec 06 2009 20:41. Posts 6817
isildur resurrection??
what was his bankroll at earlier, if it was obv it was on the tables???
come on durrrr, one time
He began with 60k 6max tabling in 50/100, then went up to 100/200 and some hu action vs lurzluck (i think), and won a mirrion from BT, in hu (1/2, 3/6).
And now he is winning ~50k to durrrr.
Confirmed degen/hero/sicko/insane. Assuming that was all he had in his account when playing 50/100.
Hm.. Off-suite socks..
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:42. Posts 2539
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Isildur1: split?
durrrr: n
durrrr: dont wanna
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:45. Posts 2539
haha wtf
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:47. Posts 2539
beyond godlike now lol
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:49. Posts 2539
durrrr sitting out on 2 tables now, isildur loaded up 2 new tables, one 300/600 and one 500/1000. durrrr not joined them yet
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:50. Posts 2539
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:51. Posts 2539
durrrr sitting out all tables now, hope it isnt over yet!
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durrrr: brb 5minm
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asdf2000   United States. Dec 06 2009 20:53. Posts 7710
ty chewits
man, how does durrrr keep playing
Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right.
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 20:55. Posts 2539
here we go again, durrrr only playing 4 tables now, he left the other two where isildur was ridic stacked
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palak   United States. Dec 06 2009 20:56. Posts 4601
durrr is getting absolutely ass raped
dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 21:00. Posts 2539
Isildur1: 6 fresh tables ?
durrrr: id rather stay dep
durrrr: ill split 1 table
Isildur1: sure
Isildur1: i prefere deep to
so we got 6 tables running again
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spets1   Australia. Dec 06 2009 21:01. Posts 2179
its ON!
hola
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 21:03. Posts 2539
Do not get why he says he prefers deep, then only buys in with 60k.
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Isildur1: i play u 300600 a plo if u give me 5001k nl action next time
durrrr: u want plo now?
durrrr: im fine w/ nl idc
durrrr: id rather not 500/1k
durrrr: but if we're gonna 500/1k id rather play plo
durrrr: ur call
Isildur1: i play 300600 plo if u give me one 5001k nl session someother time soon
durrrr: lol ur such a nit
durrrr: id rather play nl now
durrrr: =)
durrrr: but ok w/e
durrrr: les play nl for a bit now tho
durrrr: plo some other time
Isildur1: ok
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 21:11. Posts 2539
man isildur is itching to play 500/1k lol
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 21:21. Posts 2539
snap call from isildur1
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 21:25. Posts 2539
wow !
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 21:26. Posts 2539
edit: oops that was earlier
edit 2: didnt post it, happened little bit earlier!
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asdf2000   United States. Dec 06 2009 21:31. Posts 7710
On December 06 2009 20:26 Chewits wrote:
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edit 2: didnt post it, happened little bit earlier!
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i wonder what isildur had
7?
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 21:34. Posts 2539
fuck this is swingy. durrrr seems to be clawing back now I think;
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 21:38. Posts 2539
I reallly need to sleep. Gonna give it 10 more minutes them im off to bed.
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lazymej   Canada. Dec 06 2009 21:38. Posts 2897
Thanks for the thread chewits
lol at running it twice in that one hand
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 21:44. Posts 2539
sick
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 21:46. Posts 2539
anyone got any idea as to who is up or down?
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 06 2009 21:52. Posts 2539
redsnuff: bets all in with bad preflop hand and tell me to learn poker redsnuff: senceless
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DarkDevildog   United States. Dec 07 2009 11:45. Posts 1764
Isildur up 3 mill in last 24 hours, ziigmund down 1.4, Brian townsend down almost 1 and Durrrr down 500k
If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn
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Fudyann   Netherlands. Dec 07 2009 11:52. Posts 704
Isildur is so cool.
btw I'm rooting for durrrr
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Newblish   Canada. Dec 07 2009 11:57. Posts 560
I know HSB is more accurate than PTR but can PTR be that far off? It still says hes -500k or so which is extremely far off from +3mil that would have put his overall winnings on PTR at ~ +2mil.
edit : now it says hes +840k, so perhaps it will update later.
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Nazgul   Netherlands. Dec 07 2009 12:01. Posts 7080
quite sure PTR is way off, some forum quote from hsdb
the ABSOLUT sickest thing is that he might have cashed in for 60K and turned it to 3 000K on like 40 hours... he was buying in short @ 50/100 at the beginning of the day.
tbh i like to see durrr getting crushed, at some point he really thought he was a god given gift to poker, now he's learnt humility he's ready to be one of the greatest imo.
Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not
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SpasticInk   Sweden. Dec 07 2009 12:23. Posts 6298
thats kind of odd, i always thought he was kind of humble, despite all his challenges and stuff
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NewbSaibot   United States. Dec 07 2009 12:26. Posts 4952
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tbh i like to see durrr getting crushed, at some point he really thought he was a god given gift to poker, now he's learnt humility he's ready to be one of the greatest imo.
What else has he told you?
bye now
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FrinkX   United States. Dec 07 2009 13:01. Posts 7562
some retarded speculation
bitch on a pension suck my dong
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NMcNasty   United States. Dec 07 2009 13:06. Posts 2041
On December 07 2009 11:21 Achoo wrote:
tbh i like to see durrr getting crushed, at some point he really thought he was a god given gift to poker, now he's learnt humility he's ready to be one of the greatest imo.
dont think he's learned humility. It looks like he'd rather go broke than quit anyone.
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luddite   United States. Dec 07 2009 13:30. Posts 398
Even if he completely goes broke, it'd be pretty easy for him to get a loan and then come back again.
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asdf2000   United States. Dec 07 2009 13:39. Posts 7710
On December 07 2009 11:21 Achoo wrote:
tbh i like to see durrr getting crushed, at some point he really thought he was a god given gift to poker, now he's learnt humility he's ready to be one of the greatest imo.
dont think he's learned humility. It looks like he'd rather go broke than quit anyone.
what does that have to do with humility
Has anyone seen him complain at all? Despite losing so much of what he has worked for?
Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right.