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Big_Rob_48 United States. Apr 17 2008 22:37. Posts 3432

Just broke up with my gf of 15 months 2 weeks ago... not good, but not bad. I kind of have decided that I want a girl with super huge tits anyway. Like seriously, I have decided that the one thing that gets me going more than anything is big boobies. I don't even care much about the face at all. I mean, shit, you can get used to an average face. You know? If you like a girl long enough, she will look pretty anyway. So from now on, its D's at least (more likely DD's at least), big enough so that when she meets my parents it will embarrass them because they know exactly what I am up to.

I tried to hit on my lunch lady at Gonzaga University, she is like 25 and Ukranian with a thick accent. But she is like 5'1 with at least DD's, monsters oh yeah. She blushed and got shy and said that she was sorry but she had a bf. Ah well.

As for poker.... its bad. I feel bleak about it. I have extended myself too far, I cant keep playing poker hard and doing well in school, its just too much, I hit the wall. I don't think I am going to play poker until school is over in 20 days. I need to learn to beat 400 nl for 4-5 pt bb over 100k hands this summer though for sure. I am also going to purchase a seadoo for myself, gonna cost at least 5k but its worth it.

Saw a porn today where i swear to god the guy was sakisaki, it really made me lose concentration.

EDIT - HERE IS THE link TO SAKISAKI IN A PORNO

http://tgp.pornaccess.com/galleries/b...03b/?subprogram_id=4&adv_id=12555

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Last edit: 18/04/2008 00:31

RiKD

United States. Apr 17 2008 22:48. Posts 8601

this is quite possibly the best blog post i've ever read ROFL. that first paragraph is one of the most honest and hilarious things i've ever read.

TimDawg

United States. Apr 17 2008 22:49. Posts 10197

"Saw a porn today where i swear to god the guy was sakisaki, it really made me lose concentration."

LOOOOOOL, A+++

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gawdawaful Canada. Apr 17 2008 22:49. Posts 9012

you got me on the super huge tits part. A+ will read again

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Jamie217 Canada. Apr 17 2008 22:49. Posts 4351

lmfao

iamalex United States. Apr 17 2008 22:55. Posts 1556

On April 17 2008 21:48 RiKD wrote:
this is quite possibly the best blog post i've ever read ROFL. that first paragraph is one of the most honest and hilarious things i've ever read.

+ i love you rob

RiKD

United States. Apr 17 2008 22:59. Posts 8601

rofl, seriously, anytime i want a laugh i will read that first paragraph. just picturing in my head me bringing home some double D or greater breasted girl for the first time and thinking about the initial look on my mom (a sorta hands on hips, oh dear, making sure to look happy and welcoming face) and dad's face (a sort of lawl nice work son smirk/smile w/ a bit of surprise w/ out making it obvious to my mom or making sure not to stare) is the funniest shit ever.

JerseyMuscle United States. Apr 17 2008 23:00. Posts 197

A+

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milkman United States. Apr 17 2008 23:00. Posts 5719

imo u should spend some time with DD+'s b4 u commit.. they arent like that good, they just arent firm and dont really have the right bounce.. large Cs are like the way 2 go..

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iamalex United States. Apr 17 2008 23:01. Posts 1556

On April 17 2008 21:37 Big_Rob_48 wrote:
big enough so that when she meets my parents it will embarrass them because they know exactly what I am up to.

LOL

RiKD

United States. Apr 17 2008 23:03. Posts 8601

like if that is mixed in w/ some other classics and you are half drunk and tilted that would be a legendary stand up comedy performance.

nolan Ireland. Apr 17 2008 23:07. Posts 6205

dude this is easily the best blog post ever.

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k2o4 United States. Apr 17 2008 23:12. Posts 4803

On April 17 2008 21:37 Big_Rob_48 wrote:
Saw a porn today where i swear to god the guy was sakisaki, it really made me lose concentration.

ROFLMAO!!!

I'm lucky and never had that problem cause I have no idea what he looks like... but he seems like the type of guy to be in some low budget pick a "guy up off the street and have her bang my girlfriend for money" type of porns.

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Feiticeira United Kingdom. Apr 17 2008 23:13. Posts 3047

On April 17 2008 21:37 Big_Rob_48 wrote:
Saw a porn today where i swear to god the guy was sakisaki, it really made me lose concentration.

did he have a massive dick?

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ggplz Sweden. Apr 17 2008 23:16. Posts 16784

lol

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tae-g United States. Apr 17 2008 23:25. Posts 1782

epic. nice work!

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Trey United States. Apr 18 2008 00:10. Posts 5616

If I could subscribe to blog posts, I'd subscribe to yours. You're my hero and I am crying now from all the laughter of the first paragraph. Much love.

Baalim Mexico. Apr 18 2008 00:22. Posts 34252

On April 17 2008 22:00 milkman wrote:
imo u should spend some time with DD+'s b4 u commit.. they arent like that good, they just arent firm and dont really have the right bounce.. large Cs are like the way 2 go..

gtfo you nit.

i love big tits too <3 <3

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Fayth

Canada. Apr 18 2008 00:27. Posts 10085

large Cs are big tits imo -.-

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ggplz Sweden. Apr 18 2008 01:04. Posts 16784

wow thats some horrible porn lmfao
is that a joke? and rofl that looks nothing like sakisaki or.. i hope not lmao

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Big_Rob_48 United States. Apr 18 2008 01:05. Posts 3432

yeah its pretty horrible porn, haha, not something i'd look into twice. R u sure that isn't sakisaki? Cuz its what i imagine he looks like irl after seeing pics of him

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k2o4 United States. Apr 18 2008 01:20. Posts 4803

LMAO! I just checked the edited link and if that's what sakisaki looks like then... god, I feel sorry for him. hahaha. I really doubt it.

but yeah, that porno just proved your love for big tits. I can't imagine every watching something like that, but I don't have a big tit obsession, and big tit obsessions lead to really bad porno's sometimes.

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Big_Rob_48 United States. Apr 18 2008 01:30. Posts 3432

yeah i get backed into some bad porn sometimes, lol

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D_Zoo Canada. Apr 18 2008 02:06. Posts 4013

just a solid blog post from start to finish....well done sir

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sniderstyle United States. Apr 18 2008 02:16. Posts 2046

big_rob went from being the man to THE man.

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DustySwedeDude Sweden. Apr 18 2008 02:18. Posts 8623

very good post.

ggplz Sweden. Apr 18 2008 03:20. Posts 16784

http://www.pornbb.org
imo.

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

SirBlotto Germany. Apr 18 2008 05:51. Posts 1270

A+ post

lebowski Greece. Apr 18 2008 06:32. Posts 9205

obv the porn link had a woman with huge breasts lol

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Ftrunkz Australia. Apr 18 2008 17:02. Posts 384

by far the best blog i've ever seen. brilliant! =D

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PandaSaurus Australia. May 15 2008 21:43. Posts 1651

Haha I was expecting some emo about breaking up, then received brilliance.

GJ sir!

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