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Rekrul   United States. Mar 02 2008 12:28. Posts 3338 | | |
The Art of Seduction: Isolating Chix and 50k Balla Balla Bank Accounts. |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 02 2008 16:16. Posts 14026 | | |
I isolated a chick the other night. We were both going to sleep on different sofas, so i told her "come over here it will be rad" and it was... 
brag: won $5 as result, macced for a good while, got to use the word "rad"
and lol @ this
- BAN Floofy says:
but i fucking hate how complex it is to seduce a fucking female
$am says:
it isnt complex
- BAN Floofy says:
i might use an escort or somethiung |
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Loco   Canada. Mar 02 2008 16:18. Posts 21004 | | |
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount | |
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 02 2008 16:30. Posts 8708 | | |
sam is a sick good friend, really |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | |
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Steal City   United States. Mar 02 2008 16:31. Posts 2537 | | |
it's not complex but this shit will
A: get you a much better woman then you otherwise would
if you can already get hot girls, you'll get hot girls that are very smart and mentally healthy
if you can already get that and u aren't a natural with this stuff then u can go for the celebs
B. This shit will make them CRAZY in love
U will simply will make them happier and yourself be happier for it
it'll be a healthier relationship because you will better interpret what your girl wants/needs |
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Steal City   United States. Mar 02 2008 16:37. Posts 2537 | | |
getting an escort as a pivot for social proof isn't the stupidest idea (close though) but obviously Floofy is just a wimp and trying to find excuses to demur... maybe that's why this thread is 20 pages long and he still hasn't tried to pick up any chicks |
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Steal City   United States. Mar 02 2008 16:43. Posts 2537 | | |
it would be funny if the longest thread ever on LP was one devoted to Floofy's inadequacies |
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Intersango.com intersango.com | Last edit: 02/03/2008 16:43 |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 02 2008 16:56. Posts 14026 | | |
| On March 02 2008 15:37 Steal City wrote:
getting an escort as a pivot for social proof isn't the stupidest idea (close though) but obviously Floofy is just a wimp and trying to find excuses to demur... maybe that's why this thread is 20 pages long and he still hasn't tried to pick up any chicks |
Floofy seems like the type of guy escorts and strippers target. The socially awkward loneley guy - theyll make him feel loved as long as hes paying and he'll keep going back to them thinking hes got a chance with her outside of work, but it will never happen. Then he will tie her up in his basement and rape her hourly untill she dies, then keep her corpse for a couple of more fucks then dump it in a river on the outskirts of town. |
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 02 2008 17:06. Posts 8708 | | |
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sam is a sick good friend, really |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | |
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Sheitan   Canada. Mar 02 2008 17:26. Posts 4217 | | |
| On March 02 2008 15:56 byrnesam wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2008 15:37 Steal City wrote:
getting an escort as a pivot for social proof isn't the stupidest idea (close though) but obviously Floofy is just a wimp and trying to find excuses to demur... maybe that's why this thread is 20 pages long and he still hasn't tried to pick up any chicks |
Floofy seems like the type of guy escorts and strippers target. The socially awkward loneley guy - theyll make him feel loved as long as hes paying and he'll keep going back to them thinking hes got a chance with her outside of work, but it will never happen. Then he will tie her up in his basement and rape her hourly untill she dies, then keep her corpse for a couple of more fucks then dump it in a river on the outskirts of town.
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Sounds like personal experience ... creepy. |
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Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt | |
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Loco   Canada. Mar 02 2008 18:10. Posts 21004 | | |
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
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fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount | |
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F4Zi   United Kingdom. Mar 02 2008 19:53. Posts 3462 | | |
lol crazy posts!  |
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My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her. | |
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albonycee   United States. Mar 02 2008 22:46. Posts 2749 | | |
This thread should go in the "LP Hall of Fame". |
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(insert stupid shit)aments | |
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 02 2008 22:52. Posts 8708 | | |
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sawseech   Canada. Mar 03 2008 00:42. Posts 3182 | | |
| On March 02 2008 15:56 byrnesam wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2008 15:37 Steal City wrote:
getting an escort as a pivot for social proof isn't the stupidest idea (close though) but obviously Floofy is just a wimp and trying to find excuses to demur... maybe that's why this thread is 20 pages long and he still hasn't tried to pick up any chicks |
Floofy seems like the type of guy escorts and strippers target. The socially awkward loneley guy - theyll make him feel loved as long as hes paying and he'll keep going back to them thinking hes got a chance with her outside of work, but it will never happen. Then he will tie her up in his basement and rape her hourly untill she dies, then keep her corpse for a couple of more fucks then dump it in a river on the outskirts of town.
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strippers ya
a proper whore will just be really nice to him so he keeps coming back, and maybe drop hints about things she wants (more lingerie for whoring etc) |
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lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la | |
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sawseech   Canada. Mar 03 2008 00:44. Posts 3182 | | |
i respect and appreciate whores, they're like poker players (be nice to the fish, cuckold them, make them enjoy losing, make them suck up to u and lick your bare ass etc) |
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lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la | |
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Fayth   Canada. Mar 03 2008 01:29. Posts 10085 | | |
just start thinking of yourself as better than girls..... you are the prize!
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEE YOU LUCKY GIRL! |
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Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy | |
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Baalim   Mexico. Mar 03 2008 03:03. Posts 34304 | | |
| On February 29 2008 14:05 Sheitan wrote:
He gets the girls because he has money, if he didn't he would probably never get laid imo. You fail Baal.
In my experience, even Elephant man would get laid and get his cock sucked daily if he had a 6 figures account bank number. |
No, last girl i saw him get was a Canadian girl who were living town in 3 days and didnt know how much money he had.
You probably only go out with manipulative gold digging whores.
Actually the last girl i liked was a cute lil crazy french girl that actually got kind of upset when she knew how much money i made.
BTW the businessman or pirate thing is 100% true i think my somewhat success in general with women its because im a "pirate" and im the personification of "the rebel" and women are attracted to it not only because it opens possibilities of emotions but because they always want to find the puppy inside the rebel, wich most of the time obviously miserably fails when they try to manipulate a guy who clearly hates any kind of manipulation.
Also the akward silence thing is true too, i somewhat do that not intentionally because i am not very talkative with people i just met so silences with girls are somewhat normal and its quite translucid at that point if the girl is into you if they break the silence and u also gain some kind of upper hand. |
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Loco   Canada. Mar 03 2008 03:05. Posts 21004 | | |
| On March 03 2008 00:29 Fayth wrote:
just start thinking of yourself as better than girls..... you are the prize!
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEE YOU LUCKY GIRL! |
She's not lucky if she only has one knee, without mentioning she has to suck your cheesy dick |
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whamm!   Albania. Mar 03 2008 03:08. Posts 11625 | | |
i still prefer grindin' even wit 'em ladies lol |
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