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CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 28 2008 01:18. Posts 11386

Imagine floofy being on stage dressed as a prince from the 1500s sweating profuseley and locking up and looking at his awkward peak when he's supposed to be kissing the fairy princess behind the castle

WHAT IS THIS 

Loco   Canada. Aug 28 2008 01:19. Posts 21004

so wait, you can kiss a 14 year old cutie and it being totally okay and you're not happy about it? i'll switch places with you.

btw who cares if its your first kiss? it isn't a real kiss. I mean who hasn't played games where you kiss girls when you are young?... you don't even remember most of them, you can do the same here. you shouldn't take this so seriously wtf its just a scene for a play... I don't understand why they wouldn't chose someone younger though?!?!

you're right about the ugly part though, she might think that. saying it is a different thing though.


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fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 28/08/2008 01:34

Muhweli   Finland. Aug 28 2008 01:51. Posts 10663

This is an awesome development. Misread it and thought she paired you up with a 14 year old which would've been more fitting from what i heard from you in the past, lulz.

But this is all too funny. :D

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements Last edit: 28/08/2008 02:16

Kilay   Netherlands. Aug 28 2008 03:44. Posts 1960

God, I would like to thank you for this thread, it is most awesome !!


Floofy   Canada. Aug 28 2008 09:14. Posts 8708

ok i told her i would accept if she promise to find me some1
shes like
YESSSSSS

then im like, hey girl, u heard the condition
she said if the girls she introduce me to somehow reject me, she would make me go out n stuff

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Baalim   Mexico. Aug 28 2008 09:29. Posts 34304

oh god.... its like you are like Rainman... but one that sucks at math.

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Suicigobo   Netherlands. Aug 28 2008 09:32. Posts 77

You willing to play in some retarded theater thing so she sets you up, the idea of setting 2 people up is both will enjoy it so why would you do that theater thing then. Especially performing in some theater piece with 14y olds...
Gl and stuff but you really act far to desperate.

Suici

It aint much if it aint... 

Yugless    United States. Aug 28 2008 09:33. Posts 7174

this play will be recorded yes?

Baal - look is talking hah.  

Bejamin1   Canada. Aug 28 2008 09:36. Posts 7042


  On August 28 2008 08:33 Yugless wrote:
this play will be recorded yes?



<3

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

Yugless    United States. Aug 28 2008 09:42. Posts 7174

imagine the horror on the parents faces as floofy molests their daughter on stage

Baal - look is talking hah.  

Twisted    Netherlands. Aug 28 2008 09:50. Posts 10422

And the director screaming YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO KISS HER NOT SHAKE HER HAND

 Last edit: 28/08/2008 09:52

Baalim   Mexico. Aug 28 2008 10:03. Posts 34304


  On August 28 2008 08:50 Twisted wrote:
And the director screaming YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO KISS HER NOT TICKLE HER FEET



CYP

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Floofy   Canada. Aug 28 2008 10:32. Posts 8708


  On August 28 2008 08:33 Yugless wrote:
this play will be recorded yes?



yes -_-
its a movie

wtf did i get into

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Fraser   Canada. Aug 28 2008 10:49. Posts 4605

Floofy the best thing to do while you're kissing a 14yr old in front of her parents in her highschool play is to really show her how confident your are by sliding your hands around to her ass and giving it a firm squeeze without hesitation.


Fraser   Canada. Aug 28 2008 10:55. Posts 4605


  On August 22 2008 03:31 VanDerMeyde wrote:
My opinion, based on this thread is that the only reason you fail Floofy, is because you THINK you are gonna fail.


no.. theres definitely more to it than that.


spets1   Australia. Aug 28 2008 11:01. Posts 2179


 
i have to deny this its too fucked up. im already picturing scenarios like the girl saying "WTF SO UGLY I DONT WANNA KISS THAT"




FLOOFY thisis the problem u think ur ugly when ur not.


THIS IS WHAT U DO! WAKE UP AND SAY 100 times to the mirror IM HOT to yourself! SEriously it works. If you say it enuff you will believe it. Its basic human nature.

hola 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Aug 28 2008 11:31. Posts 10896


  On August 28 2008 10:01 spets1 wrote:
THIS IS WHAT U DO! WAKE UP AND SAY 100 times to the mirror IM HOT to yourself!


hahaha
record that plz


JonnyCosMo   United States. Aug 28 2008 11:38. Posts 7292

I think this might be one of the first times I've looked into this thread... I had no clue it was 181 pages long... lol?

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

milkman   United States. Aug 28 2008 11:40. Posts 5719

wow floofy has the balls to do like anything to get some ass.. id NEVER EVER EVER have the guts to do some recorded theator thing period, much less just to kiss some random.. anyway i think u should get outa this ASAP and keep meeting new girls, one will be a good fit.. u just gotta meet more girls, i mean if u think about it, youve tried with like less then 10? well a normal guy will prolly meet or see at least 10 girls a night at a good party or something like that, and we can go on dry spells for weeks, so that might b like 50 girls.. obv u have no standards so u should never run a dry spell that long.. i think u should keep trying, till u have met like 30 girls or maybe 20, and if that doesnt work ill fly out to where ever u live and coach u into some easy ass.

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.Last edit: 28/08/2008 12:06

morph1   Sierra Leone. Aug 28 2008 17:53. Posts 2352


  On August 28 2008 10:01 spets1 wrote:
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FLOOFY thisis the problem u think ur ugly when ur not.


THIS IS WHAT U DO! WAKE UP AND SAY 100 times to the mirror IM HOT to yourself! SEriously it works. If you say it enuff you will believe it. Its basic human nature.

after that you can masturbate like 7times in a row on yourself in front of mirror
just keep the door locked!

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life 

 
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