poker kill my life - Page 2

girl shuldnt play poka unless ur a super woman like harman or yugless (not really on the same level but whatever)

also dont play if your black or muslism

fatties also should stay away from it

you also should not play it if you wear glasses

hello nankabananka. i suggest you make a thread in the main poker section so more people can hear your story and help you.

is this meant seriously?

if so, what does losing $600 have to do with killing ur life?




600 $ !!!!!! it is very big money for me. i can live two months on this money.i had about 30 $ now.its all my money.

if your a fat black women with glasses who has a muslim husband your a fish almost 100%

Floofy stop being a fucking asshole

this could be a troll/joke but if it's not, you're being really horrible and I think you know it. Have some fucking empathy.

styg you think a fat black women with glasses who has a muslim husband has as much chance as a 20 year old man to become a poker pro? i would side bet on that

wtf does fat black muslim have to do with anything

you know you're being a complete asshat and I'm not about to fall in line with your "clever" jokes. you're a well known and respected poster on lp.net, and this sort of shit should really not be part of your repertoire. Show some class.

i do think these things have an influence on the average player (aka if you take a sample size of 2000 fat people i think they will compete differently from 2000 skinny people)

but actually i think fat people are maybe more likely to be good, because they are often more nerdy/intelectual which leads them to study the game more

oh and i was joking above but i do think mens have natural tendencies better suited for poker than women
girls tend to play passively

Best blog hands down lol

if they put proper effort and read forums they can become world class thought (look at harman)

Yeah you need to practice some bankroll management. Make sure you have enough buy-ins for each level so that when you do have a bad run of cards you won't go broke because of it.

I'm sure that if you really needed that money, you would've have decided to gamble it on stars.

Nice troll, i would say 7/10 because it was pretty funny. Oh and i'll add a +1 since people seem to believe that BS. final note: 8/10.

floofy is being way too funny to cause offence.

much that everyone laughed at nanka, it's a common problem. it's just gambling. you just rode the swings of variance till you hit 0, nothing else. if you actually want to be skilled at poker, start at nl5, follow the 20 buyin rule, quit before you tilt, read everything on this site, post hands that confused you and ask for advice, and dont ever think that winning/losing a hand means you played it good/bad. i did the same when i started, but i knew it was just gambling, did it within my financial limits and enjoyed myself. then i took it serious and quicky ground up from nl25 to nl200, which is serious cash for most people. then i had to pay university fees and start again, but even that has been good overall, i'm flying back on huge winrates that i couldn't do before because i'd missed the lessons of fish crushing at micro stakes. so, overall, start at nl5, and work hard. the problem with experts making something look easy is that amateurs think it is.

this is got to be a troll

Pics of u plz

What the F*CK made you think that after loosing your first 100 dollar, risking the whole of your savings was a smart idea?

Just curious...

On April 23 2007 07:13 nankabananka wrote: why you need guys like me? and i am girl

show us your tits

600$ it is very big money for me....

can i put here my foro and how can i do it.I am no fat and black i am beautifull 18 years old cool Russian gril-)