I'll post some intersting hands sometimes, and will still put in some input in the community, but I need to avoid all the negativity that loves to swarm my page from things that happened 6 years ago that have been fixed (cept like 2 things)
I wish you all the best 2016 and hope many LPers Prosper and have a great year.
GL to everyone haters or friends,
we are all one.
Ryan
Deja vu. How many times has this getting butthurt and leaving LP because of 'douchebags' happened ?
All that those douchebags did was call you out on your BS coaching advert where you mislead people new to poker with your inflated notions about your playing and coaching abilities. There is nothing wrong in believing that you are 'one of the best unknown talents you guys overlook' but it is entirely different thing trying to monetize it by selling it to unaware people without having anything substantial to back it up.
If it was intentional misleading, or you really believe that you can coach people to beat NL400 or NL200 at stars which you explicitly stated is irrelevant. The thing is you posted a one month 'sample' where you don't even show that you beat the limits you advertised to coach. Now you get defensive saying
On December 22 2015 06:07 Ryan Neilly wrote: So, you do realize I never said I beat any games higher than NL200 on any site other than Bovada RighT?
Are you really so ignorant that you can't comprehend what people had problem with ? You advertised coaching for limits up to 400 on bovada and 200 on stars, that are your words. It is implied that if you coach those limits, you have to beat them. You are contradicting yourself again in the very next post trying to defend it as if you did nothing wrong because you are the underappreciated crusher.
What you did in that advert was morally wrong and it is obvious to everyone but you, precisely because you have no morals. You might believe everything you are saying but life and facts (see picture) don't support your version.
By now you should understand where people criticising you are coming from, but instead you decide to act butthurt about it as if there was absolutely nothing wrong with that blatantly misleading advertisment and it is you who is victim of douchebags unfairly criticising you on this site.
The funniest thing is that you use your pocket 5's profile as an advertisement of your true skills, but all I see on your profile is this. Any comments on that ?
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
Holy fuck. "So, you do realize I never said I beat any games higher than NL200 on any site other than Bovada RighT".
Are you fucking retarded? You literally said you can coach up to NL200 on stars and average 10-25k a month with some 50k months in mtts.
The best 100nl player on Bovada? I bet NL10 on stars is tougher.
31k hands where you ran like god it looks like.
I also like how a large chunk of your defence is "look at me, I've played a million online mtt's and will of course have some big scores because of that"
Get the fuck out
I may be fucking drunk, but HOLY FUCK
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TimDawg United States. Dec 22 2015 08:47. Posts 10197
DELIVERED
online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball
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waga United Kingdom. Dec 22 2015 08:56. Posts 2375
I have nothing interesting to say but I want to be part of a future epic thread
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Santafairy Korea (South). Dec 22 2015 08:58. Posts 2226
why do you have a tab open that says "Concussion"
It seems to be not very profitable in the long run to play those kind of hands. - Gus Hansen
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Ryan Neilly United States. Dec 22 2015 10:12. Posts 1631
GL LP!
Last edit: 23/12/2015 10:53
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Ryan Neilly United States. Dec 22 2015 10:18. Posts 1631
On December 22 2015 09:12 Ryan Neilly wrote:
I always stand by that I can make 10-25k a month minimum MTTs stars $11-$162.
Fucking do it then. HOLY FUCK. I can't believe I'm reading this. Time to stop drinking.
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Ryan Neilly United States. Dec 22 2015 10:25. Posts 1631
GL LP
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Ryan Neilly United States. Dec 22 2015 10:27. Posts 1631
Trav I should be honestly and I've been thinking about it, its weird that we are talking about it in blog since I have a good buddy Named Trev in Hunt Club Ottawa
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dogmeat Czech Republic. Dec 22 2015 10:29. Posts 6374
no, you cant beat nl100 @ stars
ban baal
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Ryan Neilly United States. Dec 22 2015 10:37. Posts 1631
GL LP
Last edit: 23/12/2015 10:54
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TimDawg United States. Dec 22 2015 10:46. Posts 10197
On December 22 2015 09:12 Ryan Neilly wrote:
I always stand by that I can make 10-25k a month minimum MTTs stars $11-$162.
Fucking do it then. HOLY FUCK. I can't believe I'm reading this. Time to stop drinking.
it's completely unrealistic to think anyone can consistently make 10-25k a month playing up to $162 MTT's full time
online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball
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dogmeat Czech Republic. Dec 22 2015 11:10. Posts 6374
i was actually trying to be nice for a once, i doubt you could beat nl50 @ ps. i dont even have to see you play, i know how these games run and how steep learning curve is these days.
DN: i could beat nl5k on stars in 2 weeks, but i dont want to
neilly: i could beat nl100 on stars, but i dont want to
ban baal
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dogmeat Czech Republic. Dec 22 2015 11:15. Posts 6374
its shocking how delusional can a person be, you have lilterally spent last 5 years writing about how you could easily win 25k a month playing mtts :D
Liquid`Drone Norway. Dec 22 2015 17:02. Posts 3093
It's probably hard for himself to follow his train of thought.
Neilly, it's just.. you're known around here as that guy who has pretty much constantly needed to be staked for the past what, 10 years? Why on earth would someone who could average winning between $120k and $300k per year playing MTT need constant stakes - for 10 years? You also constantly claim to love the game - why not play it then? I mean, you could have been looking at between $1 and $3 million by now, doing what you love, but somehow, you decided to play staked cashgame instead?
That said, I didn't even question the validity of your claim. I just didn't get why you would ever say 'average between $10k and $25k' when it's really fucking easy to calculate where the actual number is, unless you actually knew that the real number is $10k and you just wanted to inflate it.
Posting 31k sample by itself means that You don`t know much about cash games. The other question is, should we still believe in anyone`s graphs, since it`s so easy to "prepare"
Vanity definitely my favorite sin
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K40Cheddar United States. Dec 22 2015 17:46. Posts 2202
Oh god just woke up to this beautiful gem of a blogpost. Look forward to developments.
GG
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. Dec 22 2015 19:49. Posts 8648
time for
except the graph needs an update because this one is definitely more hilarious than sad
Truck-Crash Life
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dogmeat Czech Republic. Dec 22 2015 20:04. Posts 6374
lol, neilly was never even a proven nl25 winner back when the games were way softer on stars. There's a reason he went the MTT route.
But lo and behold, he CRUSHED nl100 zoom 13 months ago!
And he had a few good scores, and all of a sudden he averages 10-25k a month!!
You rock Neilly!
I seriously wonder if you actually believe any of the bullshit you spew and are simply trolling, or if you really are full on retarded
You've been the joke of this site (and apparently others) for the better part of a decade. Maybe it's time to wrap it up?
edit - I rarely ever flame you anymore, I (and most of LP) choose to let you live peacefully in your imaginary, delusional bubble, but when you blatantly try to mislead people about your total shit poker results - I find that highly offensive.
Last edit: 22/12/2015 20:28
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Ryan Neilly United States. Dec 22 2015 20:26. Posts 1631
I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. Dec 22 2015 21:04. Posts 8648
On December 22 2015 19:04 dogmeat wrote:
never gets old
stellar talent, pure profit playa, mixtape jesus
lmfao so legendary can't believe i forgot about that video
Truck-Crash Life
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. Dec 22 2015 21:04. Posts 8648
On December 22 2015 19:26 Ryan Neilly wrote:
this is why i am not going to be part of the lp ever again thats a solid for the 2016 u guys are fucking idiots.
to challenge my skill is hilarious, but im not mad, u guys will play me and if ur not the best on the site i will crush u its that simple.
i dont wanna travel outside the country for poker i lost 2 relationships because of that.
i make a good clip here on bovada its close to 10 so i dont see a reason to go.
u guys think all u want i maybe a nl2 REG that plays $3 MTTs
U GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT BRING UP THE 10-25K, I HAVENT SAID THAT IN WELL OVER A YEAR.
Idk if i would still want to do the entire LIST of MTTs every single day to take that $$ stacking 100 mtts a day 30 days a week is draining as fuck. Its not worth it to me.
you guys think im angle shooting and always attacking, itscuz ur bored, but im not gonna be ur lil bitch, truth is i fucking own most of u for 1 strong fact, YOU GUYS FAILED AND I NEVER HAVE.
You can look at it otherwise, u say u quit for reason A or B, but really, theres only like 5 people here that actually play well and continue to do so. The rest are failures and stupid people that just listen to an ID and follow them, because thats what followers do. They follow. I've never been a follower, and won't follow your guys bullshit.
this is my last post on the LP ever for real though.
bye for good to this piece of shit site.
i even answered questions hahaha why the fuck am i so nice to u retards
Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
Exaggerating your achievements and talents
Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
Requiring constant admiration
Having a sense of entitlement
Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
Taking advantage of others to get what you want
Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
Being envious of others and believing others envy you
Behaving in an arrogant or haughty manner http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-co...disorder/basics/symptoms/con-20025568
I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly
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Santafairy Korea (South). Dec 22 2015 21:07. Posts 2226
i don't have a stakehorse in this but i'm just wondering why can't you afford a ticket to the force awakens
It seems to be not very profitable in the long run to play those kind of hands. - Gus Hansen
dogmeat Czech Republic. Dec 22 2015 23:03. Posts 6374
On December 22 2015 19:26 Ryan Neilly wrote:
this is why i am not going to be part of the lp ever again thats a solid for the 2016 u guys are fucking idiots.
to challenge my skill is hilarious, but im not mad, u guys will play me and if ur not the best on the site i will crush u its that simple.
i dont wanna travel outside the country for poker i lost 2 relationships because of that.
i make a good clip here on bovada its close to 10 so i dont see a reason to go.
u guys think all u want i maybe a nl2 REG that plays $3 MTTs
U GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT BRING UP THE 10-25K, I HAVENT SAID THAT IN WELL OVER A YEAR.
Idk if i would still want to do the entire LIST of MTTs every single day to take that $$ stacking 100 mtts a day 30 days a week is draining as fuck. Its not worth it to me.
you guys think im angle shooting and always attacking, itscuz ur bored, but im not gonna be ur lil bitch, truth is i fucking own most of u for 1 strong fact, YOU GUYS FAILED AND I NEVER HAVE.
You can look at it otherwise, u say u quit for reason A or B, but really, theres only like 5 people here that actually play well and continue to do so. The rest are failures and stupid people that just listen to an ID and follow them, because thats what followers do. They follow. I've never been a follower, and won't follow your guys bullshit.
this is my last post on the LP ever for real though.
bye for good to this piece of shit site.
i even answered questions hahaha why the fuck am i so nice to u retards
TimDawg United States. Dec 22 2015 23:55. Posts 10197
On December 22 2015 19:26 Ryan Neilly wrote:
this is why i am not going to be part of the lp ever again thats a solid for the 2016 u guys are fucking idiots.
to challenge my skill is hilarious, but im not mad, u guys will play me and if ur not the best on the site i will crush u its that simple.
i dont wanna travel outside the country for poker i lost 2 relationships because of that.
i make a good clip here on bovada its close to 10 so i dont see a reason to go.
u guys think all u want i maybe a nl2 REG that plays $3 MTTs
U GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT BRING UP THE 10-25K, I HAVENT SAID THAT IN WELL OVER A YEAR.
Idk if i would still want to do the entire LIST of MTTs every single day to take that $$ stacking 100 mtts a day 30 days a week is draining as fuck. Its not worth it to me.
you guys think im angle shooting and always attacking, itscuz ur bored, but im not gonna be ur lil bitch, truth is i fucking own most of u for 1 strong fact, YOU GUYS FAILED AND I NEVER HAVE.
You can look at it otherwise, u say u quit for reason A or B, but really, theres only like 5 people here that actually play well and continue to do so. The rest are failures and stupid people that just listen to an ID and follow them, because thats what followers do. They follow. I've never been a follower, and won't follow your guys bullshit.
this is my last post on the LP ever for real though.
bye for good to this piece of shit site.
i even answered questions hahaha why the fuck am i so nice to u retards
Before you go, may I accept that offer of playing you HU? Granted I am probably far from the best on the site we play at so you will probably crush me
online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball
On December 22 2015 09:12 Ryan Neilly wrote:
Trav you are mistaken, I NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS COULD BELIEVE I CAN BEAT STARS NL200
I was going to forget this, but I'm drunk and can't..
How fucking stupid are you Neilly? The ad on your stream explicitly specified you coach up to nl200 on stars, which implies you beat the game.
Fuck, if you can play poker for a living, who the hell can't.
Last edit: 23/12/2015 08:02
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Santafairy Korea (South). Dec 23 2015 08:30. Posts 2226
this is just a reminder to those chess players out there that i'm actually IM level, or at least i would be an international master if i put in the effort.
i can coach up to GM level, ofc i'm not saying i can beat grandmasters, but think about it, magnus carlsen needs a coach too, just b/c he's the best in the world,
that doesn't mean he doesn't need a coach. but since he's the best in the world his coach has to be someone not the best in the world i.e. someone worse than him.
and when you think about it, ppl who are great educators aren't necessarily the greatest players. like for example garry kasparov was a coach for magnus carlsen.
but who tf is garry kasparov? i can't even find that guy in an active rating list? anyway my point is, even if i'm not a top GM, i DO have a proven track record of 13+ years
teaching ppl to win at high levels. i never said i'm an IM or GM just IM level talent. so if ur interested in top chess coaching just shoot me a msg on paypal
It seems to be not very profitable in the long run to play those kind of hands. - Gus Hansen
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hiems United States. Dec 23 2015 09:07. Posts 2979
Neilly you need to be a responsible person and take care of yourself.
I beat Loco!!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/wkwWj2d.png[/img]
On December 22 2015 23:22 Ryan Neilly wrote:
i never said or meant to say i would ever play heads up with anyone although i do beieve im better than 95% of the players that currently Play on this site, not the people from the site, but hte current players.
TimDawg I respect your game way too much haha im not playing you or any of you heads up, i haven't played heads up since like 2008.
You can come play NL100 ZooM and MTTs with me if you want to attempt to play vs me.
I'm always grinding, not hard to find me, send me a PM, haha, but I play to make money, not to play vs any top regs. That ego fest has been long gone for years.
How did that headsup go in 2008? Did you crush everyone then aswell ?
On December 23 2015 07:30 Santafairy wrote:
this is just a reminder to those chess players out there that i'm actually IM level, or at least i would be an international master if i put in the effort.
i can coach up to GM level, ofc i'm not saying i can beat grandmasters, but think about it, magnus carlsen needs a coach too, just b/c he's the best in the world,
that doesn't mean he doesn't need a coach. but since he's the best in the world his coach has to be someone not the best in the world i.e. someone worse than him.
and when you think about it, ppl who are great educators aren't necessarily the greatest players. like for example garry kasparov was a coach for magnus carlsen.
but who tf is garry kasparov? i can't even find that guy in an active rating list? anyway my point is, even if i'm not a top GM, i DO have a proven track record of 13+ years
teaching ppl to win at high levels. i never said i'm an IM or GM just IM level talent. so if ur interested in top chess coaching just shoot me a msg on paypal
That's a pretty poor analogy tbh. I'm pretty sure a lot of ppl know who kasparov is. But I get your point. Unless you were sarcastic ?
Either way this thread isn't making me laugh anymore because Ryan reminds me exactly like a guy I met irl and I want to punch him in the face so bad for making up excuses for 3+ years for not paying me up.
Now Ryan is exactly the same, an attention whore. Except you don't want to kill him because he didn't scam you (yet)
Shin-il : Yeah it was very very very good for me too. Rekrul : YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH
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MARSHALL28 United States. Dec 23 2015 13:21. Posts 1897
I don't know what started all this, but I do know that you shouldn't really listen to or care what the people on this site have to say. The majority of them don't know anything about poker. They are very negative and critical of anything positive or anyone successful. It's toxic spending time on this website. Let it go Neilly, too many times you told them goodbye to just keep coming back. Don't let them win!
Hey looks its that guy who keeps hating on this community, yet keeps trying to interact with it for some reason!
I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson
On December 23 2015 12:21 MARSHALL28 wrote:
I don't know what started all this, but I do know that you shouldn't really listen to or care what the people on this site have to say. The majority of them don't know anything about poker. They are very negative and critical of anything positive or anyone successful. It's toxic spending time on this website. Let it go Neilly, too many times you told them goodbye to just keep coming back. Don't let them win!
What started all of it was your buddy lying to people about his poker history in an attempt to charge them money for coaching. And you're a fool if you don't think Neilly has a massive track record of lying, ripping people off, being insanely delusional, and generally just being an all around joke.
But yeah. The people embracing reality are the ones in the wrong here. Sound logic Marshall.
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Santafairy Korea (South). Dec 23 2015 20:43. Posts 2226
On December 23 2015 07:30 Santafairy wrote:
this is just a reminder to those chess players out there that i'm actually IM level, or at least i would be an international master if i put in the effort.
i can coach up to GM level, ofc i'm not saying i can beat grandmasters, but think about it, magnus carlsen needs a coach too, just b/c he's the best in the world,
that doesn't mean he doesn't need a coach. but since he's the best in the world his coach has to be someone not the best in the world i.e. someone worse than him.
and when you think about it, ppl who are great educators aren't necessarily the greatest players. like for example garry kasparov was a coach for magnus carlsen.
but who tf is garry kasparov? i can't even find that guy in an active rating list? anyway my point is, even if i'm not a top GM, i DO have a proven track record of 13+ years
teaching ppl to win at high levels. i never said i'm an IM or GM just IM level talent. so if ur interested in top chess coaching just shoot me a msg on paypal
That's a pretty poor analogy tbh. I'm pretty sure a lot of ppl know who kasparov is. But I get your point. Unless you were sarcastic ?
Either way this thread isn't making me laugh anymore because Ryan reminds me exactly like a guy I met irl and I want to punch him in the face so bad for making up excuses for 3+ years for not paying me up.
Now Ryan is exactly the same, an attention whore. Except you don't want to kill him because he didn't scam you (yet)
not an analogy idk what you're talking about, i've talked about my chess career in other threads.
if you're not interested in lessons that's fine but you don't need to try and tear me down out of jealousy or whatever
It seems to be not very profitable in the long run to play those kind of hands. - Gus Hansen
On December 23 2015 07:30 Santafairy wrote:
this is just a reminder to those chess players out there that i'm actually IM level, or at least i would be an international master if i put in the effort.
i can coach up to GM level, ofc i'm not saying i can beat grandmasters, but think about it, magnus carlsen needs a coach too, just b/c he's the best in the world,
that doesn't mean he doesn't need a coach. but since he's the best in the world his coach has to be someone not the best in the world i.e. someone worse than him.
and when you think about it, ppl who are great educators aren't necessarily the greatest players. like for example garry kasparov was a coach for magnus carlsen.
but who tf is garry kasparov? i can't even find that guy in an active rating list? anyway my point is, even if i'm not a top GM, i DO have a proven track record of 13+ years
teaching ppl to win at high levels. i never said i'm an IM or GM just IM level talent. so if ur interested in top chess coaching just shoot me a msg on paypal
That's a pretty poor analogy tbh. I'm pretty sure a lot of ppl know who kasparov is. But I get your point. Unless you were sarcastic ?
Either way this thread isn't making me laugh anymore because Ryan reminds me exactly like a guy I met irl and I want to punch him in the face so bad for making up excuses for 3+ years for not paying me up.
Now Ryan is exactly the same, an attention whore. Except you don't want to kill him because he didn't scam you (yet)
not an analogy idk what you're talking about, i've talked about my chess career in other threads.
if you're not interested in lessons that's fine but you don't need to try and tear me down out of jealousy or whatever
Not sure if you're trolling, but where did I mention anything related to jealously ? What I'm saying is Magnus being coached by Kasparov, AKA one of the best player in the world, isn't the same as someone who think he can beat the best players. We're talking about Neilly. He has mentionned way too much times that he can beat this and that for so long yet he's still here even though he said multiple times that he'd post for the last time.
I don't care about your chess success. Hell if you want to bring that topic up, lemme tell you i'm a Tennis player and contrary to "speculations of being good" I've actually gotten a rank where I'm allowed to coach. But I don't need to bring that up, because nobody cares about Tennis.
Shin-il : Yeah it was very very very good for me too. Rekrul : YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH
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hiems United States. Dec 24 2015 13:45. Posts 2979
On December 23 2015 07:30 Santafairy wrote:
this is just a reminder to those chess players out there that i'm actually IM level, or at least i would be an international master if i put in the effort.
i can coach up to GM level, ofc i'm not saying i can beat grandmasters, but think about it, magnus carlsen needs a coach too, just b/c he's the best in the world,
that doesn't mean he doesn't need a coach. but since he's the best in the world his coach has to be someone not the best in the world i.e. someone worse than him.
and when you think about it, ppl who are great educators aren't necessarily the greatest players. like for example garry kasparov was a coach for magnus carlsen.
but who tf is garry kasparov? i can't even find that guy in an active rating list? anyway my point is, even if i'm not a top GM, i DO have a proven track record of 13+ years
teaching ppl to win at high levels. i never said i'm an IM or GM just IM level talent. so if ur interested in top chess coaching just shoot me a msg on paypal
That's a pretty poor analogy tbh. I'm pretty sure a lot of ppl know who kasparov is. But I get your point. Unless you were sarcastic ?
Either way this thread isn't making me laugh anymore because Ryan reminds me exactly like a guy I met irl and I want to punch him in the face so bad for making up excuses for 3+ years for not paying me up.
Now Ryan is exactly the same, an attention whore. Except you don't want to kill him because he didn't scam you (yet)
not an analogy idk what you're talking about, i've talked about my chess career in other threads.
if you're not interested in lessons that's fine but you don't need to try and tear me down out of jealousy or whatever
Not sure if you're trolling, but where did I mention anything related to jealously ? What I'm saying is Magnus being coached by Kasparov, AKA one of the best player in the world, isn't the same as someone who think he can beat the best players. We're talking about Neilly. He has mentionned way too much times that he can beat this and that for so long yet he's still here even though he said multiple times that he'd post for the last time.
I don't care about your chess success. Hell if you want to bring that topic up, lemme tell you i'm a Tennis player and contrary to "speculations of being good" I've actually gotten a rank where I'm allowed to coach. But I don't need to bring that up, because nobody cares about Tennis.
Dont worry dude hes trolling.
I beat Loco!!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/wkwWj2d.png[/img]
feel free to tune in anytime. 
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