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Submitted by : NeillyJQ

***** Hand History for Game 1111111111 ***** Merge
$25.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, December 29, 10:12:39 ET 2012
Table Tijuana II 64931501 Real Money
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: Player1 $27.84 USD
Seat 2: Player2 $26.20 USD
Seat 3: Player3 $42.67 USD
Seat 4: Hero $30.80 USD
Seat 5: Player5 $26.50 USD
Seat 6: Player6 $25.00 USD
Player5 posts small blind [$0.10 USD].
Player1 posts big blind [$0.25 USD].

Holecards
Dealt to Hero [KhKs ]
Player2 folds
Player3 folds
Hero raises [$0.50 USD]
Player5 folds
Player1 raises [$1.75 USD]
Hero raises [$4.75 USD]
Player1 raises [$13.85 USD]
Hero raises [$25.55 USD]
Player1 calls [$11.99 USD]
Player1 shows 2d6h
Hero shows KhKs

Flop (Pot : $51.49)

   Ad6c6d

Turn (Pot : $51.49)

   Ad6c6d5h

River (Pot : $51.49)

   Ad6c6d5hTh
Player1 wins $53.78 USD from main pot
Hero wins $2.96 USD
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SoC   United Kingdom. Dec 29 2012 10:23. Posts 999

what are you asking here? or are you crying because you got donked?

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NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 10:41. Posts 8947

def crying cuz the donked backfired.

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

dUUd_   Estonia. Dec 29 2012 10:58. Posts 1840

please don't post.

redsnuff: bets all in with bad preflop hand and tell me to learn poker redsnuff: senceless 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 11:05. Posts 8947

duud_ you make me want to post more

just cuz i hate 93% of the forum doesn't mean i don't hate 7% of the forum

i'll post whenever I want, and nigga, I got seniority over you 10 fold.

also well, you're not a solid winning player and I am, so, think before you post, while I ramble, since its co-herant and people learn from me, not from you.

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

MARSHALL28   United States. Dec 29 2012 11:07. Posts 1897

umm just smile cuz he played bad and u profited. hes supposed to win like 15% of the time.


LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Dec 29 2012 11:13. Posts 15163

Take it up with my bud cause he's the only one who gives a crap.

93% Sure!  

dUUd_   Estonia. Dec 29 2012 11:14. Posts 1840

Solid winning player posting nl50 hands where he gets bad beat and asks "what i do wrong". Yes everyone is learning from you. I adviced you to get a job like 2 years ago and i still think that is what you need. Cheers

redsnuff: bets all in with bad preflop hand and tell me to learn poker redsnuff: senceless 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 11:35. Posts 8947

and i advice you learn the game duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud_

I'm an MTTer that is learning to play cashgames to the best of my level.

I still have til the snow melts motherfucker, to get myself to my peak performance.

Do you really think I made my money playing cashgames?

Its what I do on my spare time cuz its FUN, and there is money to be made.

Not that I should even have to explain, but MTTs are very high variance online, and playing cash and MTT's will pretty much ensure you never need staked, which is why I've been dedicating so much time to cg's.

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

dUUd_   Estonia. Dec 29 2012 11:36. Posts 1840

redsnuff: bets all in with bad preflop hand and tell me to learn poker redsnuff: senceless 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 11:39. Posts 8947

oh lemon, you don't have a bud ever since that one guy left, um, i can't remember his name, just a huge douche you used to troll with 24//7.


you're a fuckin loser at nl10, you post the easiest hands EVER and ask for advice, lemon, "if i saw you i'd knock you the fuck out" J/K
(sure you've been following the Marshall Frink)

but seriously lemon, your terrible at poker, you have nothing to add to the forum, all you do is ASK for advice, talk about how great your shitty life is AFTER you FAILED at poker, which you made PUBLIC THAT you were working your ass off to go "pro" when you never made it past nl25. You dedicated like 2-3 years.

I also talked with you on skype, you're a fucking retard man, x4 slower than when im stoned. no wonder you never got anywhere.

And its no secret I've hated you since the first time I've ever seen you. And its no secret if you met me, you'd be unzipping my pants, you are literally the epidemy of a bandwagon jumper.

HF douche,
enjoy your 9-5

I'll keep enjoying my whenever the fuck I want to make money I will

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 11:46. Posts 8947

best thing about this is - i have absolutely no idea who the fuck this duud_ guy is

guess he takes all my blogs personal when I have never addressed him once, have no idea who he is, what games he plays, if he even plays, why he trolls so hard, and well, another negative troll is all I see, correct?

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 11:57. Posts 8947

this threads gettin fun, gooooooooogogogogo retards go!

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

hording   Sweden. Dec 29 2012 12:05. Posts 474


Fayth    Canada. Dec 29 2012 12:07. Posts 10085

you've never beaten any kind of cash game yourself neilly, over 5 or 6 yrs, you're really not one to talk

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Dec 29 2012 12:13. Posts 15163


  On December 29 2012 10:39 NeillyJQ wrote:
oh lemon, you don't have a bud ever since that one guy left, um, i can't remember his name, just a huge douche you used to troll with 24//7.


you're a fuckin loser at nl10, you post the easiest hands EVER and ask for advice, lemon, "if i saw you i'd knock you the fuck out" J/K
(sure you've been following the Marshall Frink)

but seriously lemon, your terrible at poker, you have nothing to add to the forum, all you do is ASK for advice, talk about how great your shitty life is AFTER you FAILED at poker, which you made PUBLIC THAT you were working your ass off to go "pro" when you never made it past nl25. You dedicated like 2-3 years.

I also talked with you on skype, you're a fucking retard man, x4 slower than when im stoned. no wonder you never got anywhere.

And its no secret I've hated you since the first time I've ever seen you. And its no secret if you met me, you'd be unzipping my pants, you are literally the epidemy of a bandwagon jumper.

HF douche,
enjoy your 9-5

I'll keep enjoying my whenever the fuck I want to make money I will


I know you love me Neilly, come on bro

Also, I'd love to try the 9-5 thing you speak of one day, sounds like fun

93% Sure! Last edit: 29/12/2012 12:19

cariadon   Estonia. Dec 29 2012 12:16. Posts 4019

Fayth i think your comments are spot on whenever you decide to post.

 Last edit: 29/12/2012 12:38

BiNK   United States. Dec 29 2012 13:01. Posts 302

Neilly reminds me of a little kid that is intentionally a brat and does things for attention or someone that truly doesn't understand how immature he comes off as. All in all, those two people I described are essentially the same person, but whatever.


Zep   United States. Dec 29 2012 13:01. Posts 2292


  On December 29 2012 11:07 Fayth wrote:
you've never beaten any kind of cash game yourself neilly, over 5 or 6 yrs, you're really not one to talk

but he's about to CRUSH midstakes bro...

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.Last edit: 29/12/2012 13:02

BiNK   United States. Dec 29 2012 13:08. Posts 302

I think one of the marks of success for any man in life is to knowing your own limitations. If you're some dude still playing nl50 (even if it's for fun), constantly in debt, and not playing the top mtt's that a Pro MTTer would be playing, you should probably find something else to do. I guess this is where you see those guys stuck in a land of delusion and the other guys facing reality and moving on. On to another topic, Neilly needs LP more than LP needs him, let's just get that straight.


FrinkX   United States. Dec 29 2012 13:21. Posts 7561

skipping the rest of the posts but gunna defend neilly

lol why cant he post this hand its hilarious and a bad beat. if he won he'd post it too, the dude shipped it in with 26o

then he writes standard? as a joke, not as a question


if u wanna attack neilly u idiots really need to pick ur spots better, dont be tards

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 13:22. Posts 8947


  On December 29 2012 11:05 hording wrote:



dude this is fucking priceless!

love that movie

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

TalentedTom    Canada. Dec 29 2012 13:34. Posts 20070

I think you guys need to chill, longple posts the same hand everyone goes "omg lol how you make him do this" or "LOL games are still soft"

Neilly posts this you all insta go "stop posting" or "fk u". Come on now guys I don't know why this thread is so long

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

Gumster   Sweden. Dec 29 2012 13:53. Posts 2290


  On December 29 2012 12:34 TalentedTom wrote:
I think you guys need to chill, longple posts the same hand everyone goes "omg lol how you make him do this" or "LOL games are still soft"

Neilly posts this you all insta go "stop posting" or "fk u". Come on now guys I don't know why this thread is so long


i think its a big deal to people because he declared that he was going to quit visiting this forum, and then comes back 2 days (?) later and makes blog posts + posting hands. he keeps changing his mind about everything and can never seem to stick to a thought for more than a sec, much like a goldfish that thinks that it's in a new fish tank (situation) even though it's been in the very same for years.

Do not push the river, it will flow by itself. - Polish proverb 

dUUd_   Estonia. Dec 29 2012 14:07. Posts 1840

I don't know if US people have different mindset or what but my posts were never attacking neilly (in my mind) but just pointed out posting bad beats doesn't help anyone nor does it serve any good for mindset as we all get spots like these daily. Also him going apeshit crazy on me and talking about something personal and what not when i just tried to give my opinion was interesting. peace

redsnuff: bets all in with bad preflop hand and tell me to learn poker redsnuff: senceless 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 14:11. Posts 8947

bink - i USED to come to LP to stirr up the forums and have fun. 300 posts, and i never seen you do anything in my life pokerwise, lol. btw, i don't need LP at all, I can just join 2+2, I just have to way good of an image to change sites.

zep - cariadon - complete tools, never did anything pokerwise, add nothing to the forums other than sucking 2/4+ players cocks. you guys must be the best blowjob artists in the world.

Lemon - you have blogposts about your "job" etc, unless you got fired or quit, I am under the IMPRESSION that you are on break. Or you just uber failed and are back in school because well, no skills whatsoever.

I have a new perogotive.

Put every little microstakes egotistical bitch in there place.

Evan, good post, good point.

btw - being an MTTer in the USA, it pays better (ONLINE) to play cashgames than MTTs since they lowered all the prize pools to where you have to risk $500 to win a decent payday. (except Sundays)

The MOST HILARIOUS thing here is _MOST_ the people that slander and attack the "neillyaa persona on LP",, are shit players, bandwagon jumpers, that suckle up to the TEETS of anyone that plays 2/4+ cuZ thats just impossible for them to ever fucking do. Theres like 1-2 quality players that have ever slandered me, the rest is a bunch of euro trash players, mexicans too!! (I support Mexicans, I pick em up at home depot to shovel my driveway, although $4 is a bit much.)
(no offense to Europe, or euro poker players), im saying european NEWBIES that have HUGE OVERGROWN EGOS.

Fayth - you are correct, I've only beaten up to NL50 for a good winrate consistantly through my life.

I don't have to explain my MTT Talent.

I'll let my sharkscope and pocketfives do the talking for me.

hrm, lots of retards!

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

Zep   United States. Dec 29 2012 14:36. Posts 2292


  On December 29 2012 13:11 NeillyJQ wrote:
zep - cariadon - complete tools, never did anything pokerwise, add nothing to the forums other than sucking 2/4+ players cocks. you guys must be the best blowjob artists in the world.


Yeah cuz i've never gotten into it with baal, fayth or any other midstakes + guys on here...
But let's put the truth on hold, what does it make you kissing wobbly's ass in this hand you delusional hypocritical cunt rag?

As for what I've done pokerwise - i spent a year developing a successful algorithm for 90 mans. I never talked about it on here because i never wanted to waste my time getting flamed for it (a lesson you should learn). You're not mathematically, scientifically, rationally or business wise smart enough to develop such an equation. That's just a fact.

I also own a successful business that I work 10 hours a week at, have a 2nd job managing 30 employees that I work 50 hours a week at, an investment portfolio that would put yours to shame, and grind high stakes tournaments when I feel like it and have the time. When I'm retired in 15 years at the age of 40 and you have nothing saved up and are still in debt, then i'll talk shit with you. Until then, this is child's play and you're a fucking loser with nothing but debt and a terrible attitude to show for it.
You can claim you have all these great things from poker in your blog, but in reality you have just as many if not more negative things from poker that you just can't admit. You're too delusional to have any self-realization. It's like you claim to have personally made 100k this year yet you couldn't afford to eat while living in a third world country. Holy fuck.

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.Last edit: 29/12/2012 14:44

LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Dec 29 2012 14:43. Posts 15163


  On December 29 2012 13:11 NeillyJQ wrote:
bink - i USED to come to LP to stirr up the forums and have fun. 300 posts, and i never seen you do anything in my life pokerwise, lol. btw, i don't need LP at all, I can just join 2+2, I just have to way good of an image to change sites.

Lemon - you have blogposts about your "job" etc, unless you got fired or quit, I am under the IMPRESSION that you are on break. Or you just uber failed and are back in school because well, no skills whatsoever.


I'm self employed and my job is a lot of variance far from normal career well close to poker we make fun of 9-5 drones much like poker players do ;P

I have one vice - winding up people that take themselves too seriously and well, it's just too easy with you and I know you enjoy it yourself. Obviously we all including myself mean a lot to you or you wouldn't care about what we think, so thank you for telling me I'm important

93% Sure!  

sir_   Estonia. Dec 29 2012 14:56. Posts 128

this shit is gold!

chicken salad out of chicken shit  

YouGoTGoT   United States. Dec 29 2012 15:26. Posts 1118


  On December 29 2012 13:11 NeillyJQ wrote:
btw, i don't need LP at all, I can just join 2+2, I just have to way good of an image to change sites


YA I TALK SHIT, GOTTA DEFECATE TO CONVERSATE 

cariadon   Estonia. Dec 29 2012 15:36. Posts 4019

I have played 6max up to 600nl euro. I have over a hundred thousand hands above 2/4. Nothing against you, i just wanted to give credit where it is due. Fayths posts hit the nail on the head every time.
In my mind i've made peace with you Neilly. Nothing against you. Seems like a few players on LP get a lot more shit than they deserve and you are, sadly, one of them.


NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 15:42. Posts 8947

I have a new perogotive.

Put every little microstakes egotistical bitch in there place.
^ - dont think ur special lemon, ur just a poster.

Zep - my math stopped right before Calculus, I didn't care to take the class.
Your alrorhythm must really suck, since you haven't done a goddamn thing since, ever.
so, ugh, keep that working. ur money filters up to me.

btw - lemons, my point is 100000% valid, you suck, you failed - you wanted it more than anything , i can pull up your blog posts if you'd like to quote your stupid ass. Now your working a shitty job acting like its "good"

theres only 1 person here with jobs other than poker that I RESPECT. that swede that travels his ass off and banks mad cash, the guy that just posted a new blog.

btw zep - theres a difference between "grinding HIGH STAKES tournaments" (whats that to you, $100?) and profiting in them you fckin tard.

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

Mortensen8   Chad. Dec 29 2012 15:50. Posts 1841

Thank god you're back neilly forum was getting so dry.

Rear naked woke 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 15:55. Posts 8947

cariadon im happy u made peace with me in your head.

i never knew who the hell you were.

to me, just see a bandwagon jumper since I've never talked down to you prior to my eureka fuck you LP moment lets bash every fucking idiot and stop defending myself.

btw - you just gave "yourself credit where its due". Thats a fucking first LOL!

Oh, Zep - you do realize that I was judging and hated wobbly just for that one MTT
with Elky where Elky had to give back 17,000$. I never cared to see the gosuness or
think of all the hard work he put in.

While my funds were being transfered from hero to Carbon, I did alot of sitting around and playing some live.

I had looked at many of Wobbles hands, thought about how hes done poker right from step 1 to NL40k.

I realized how petty me hanging onto that one small instance was, and how astonishing his work ethic and talent is.

I used to slander him etc, then I thought about things for a bit, and realized hes a professional everyone should look up to, atleast in many ways.

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

cariadon   Estonia. Dec 29 2012 17:18. Posts 4019

Didn't mean to credit myself but his style of posting.
Loco writes really long posts all coherent and deep. Khan just wishes Howard all the best in onelines sometimes coupled with pictures. Fayth posts short, to the point type of messages.
I do believe, like you, that players on equal or lower stakes shouldn't be putting each other down. Only the ones playing higher have the priviledge.
Being a winner in fullring 400nl doesn't make anyone an expert or give him the right to bash low stakes tourney players.


MARSHALL28   United States. Dec 29 2012 18:08. Posts 1897


  On December 29 2012 13:43 LemOn[5thF] wrote:
Show nested quote +


I'm self employed and my job is a lot of variance far from normal career well close to poker we make fun of 9-5 drones much like poker players do ;P

I have one vice - winding up people that take themselves too seriously and well, it's just too easy with you and I know you enjoy it yourself. Obviously we all including myself mean a lot to you or you wouldn't care about what we think, so thank you for telling me I'm important



so ....trolling brings meaning to your life?

lp ... the one place u feel important.

i hope it's not understated how pathetic this implies your real life must be.


MARSHALL28   United States. Dec 29 2012 18:15. Posts 1897


  On December 29 2012 13:36 Zep wrote:
Yeah cuz i've never gotten into it with baal, fayth or any other midstakes + guys on here...
But let's put the truth on hold, what does it make you kissing wobbly's ass in this hand you delusional hypocritical cunt rag?

As for what I've done pokerwise - i spent a year developing a successful algorithm for 90 mans. I never talked about it on here because i never wanted to waste my time getting flamed for it (a lesson you should learn). You're not mathematically, scientifically, rationally or business wise smart enough to develop such an equation. That's just a fact.

I also own a successful business that I work 10 hours a week at, have a 2nd job managing 30 employees that I work 50 hours a week at, an investment portfolio that would put yours to shame, and grind high stakes tournaments when I feel like it and have the time. When I'm retired in 15 years at the age of 40 and you have nothing saved up and are still in debt, then i'll talk shit with you. Until then, this is child's play and you're a fucking loser with nothing but debt and a terrible attitude to show for it.
You can claim you have all these great things from poker in your blog, but in reality you have just as many if not more negative things from poker that you just can't admit. You're too delusional to have any self-realization. It's like you claim to have personally made 100k this year yet you couldn't afford to eat while living in a third world country. Holy fuck.



why so much to prove?

it would almost seem like you're jealous.

why is the standard around here always to just flame left and right. u guys must have all this pent up rage from your life outside of posting that causes you to feel like this ...

investments are gambling just like poker ... only difference is you never know your true edge--or if you even have one at all. it could all crumble overnight. if that happens ... ill be glad i spent my time playing a game and have a bunch of cash saved up.


Zep   United States. Dec 29 2012 19:07. Posts 2292


  On December 29 2012 17:15 MARSHALL28 wrote:
Show nested quote +



why so much to prove?

it would almost seem like you're jealous.

why is the standard around here always to just flame left and right. u guys must have all this pent up rage from your life outside of posting that causes you to feel like this ...

investments are gambling just like poker ... only difference is you never know your true edge--or if you even have one at all. it could all crumble overnight. if that happens ... ill be glad i spent my time playing a game and have a bunch of cash saved up.

so much to prove? lol...the irony...but no it's not about pent up rage, i just don't appreciate being attacked after making a lot of rational (but harsh) points to this faggot.
Yes, my investments "could crumble" overnight...but i also wonder if anyone has ever lost their funds overnight in shady poker sites...i wonder...

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.Last edit: 29/12/2012 19:27

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 19:21. Posts 8947

wow i didnt read zeps post, but the last line says "couldnt afford to eat in a 3rd world country"

where the fuck did you hear and or think of that?

brad was sending me thousands every month

if i spent that, i could call my dad for $100 for food lol

i never went hungry there except when i was partying too hard tbh.

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

Zep   United States. Dec 29 2012 19:41. Posts 2292


  On December 29 2012 14:42 NeillyJQ wrote:
Zep - my math stopped right before Calculus, I didn't care to take the class.
Your alrorhythm must really suck, since you haven't done a goddamn thing since, ever.
so, ugh, keep that working. ur money filters up to me.
btw zep - theres a difference between "grinding HIGH STAKES tournaments" (whats that to you, $100?) and profiting in them you fckin tard.


40% ROI in 15,000+ $3.30 90 mans. And before you go holy shit, what a waste of time...just know I could program it into as many bots as i wanted and make as much fucking money as i wanted. That's why I love flounder's quote about me. No one on this site up until today had a fucking clue that's why i wasted all that time doing that. I could set it all up for 5 figures one time and make 6 figures a year with 3 bots while not having to do anything except funnel the money back into the states. It's not worth it at this time, but we'll see. It's always good to have plan c.

I've played tournaments as high as $500 online. Most of my tournaments have been midstakes between $109, $30r, & $60r I've done decent but nothing to brag about because i've not put in enough volume. I'm not as good as you, I can admit that...but yes, my ROI over like 50 midstake+ tournaments is like 200%. Like i said, that's not meant to be a brag, but you called me a fucking tard who hasn't profited in them....just wanted to clear that up. You can laugh at my volume but I can just as easily laugh at your delusional belief of crushing 200nl.

Oh and one thing to brag about, this year I will have made around $75k before taxes. After taxes it's about $50 - $55k. So i've made roughly 50% of what you grossed, yet I've never sat in a third world country waiting for someone to wire me money so i can afford a luxurious $5 meal. Suck on that cunt rag.

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.Last edit: 29/12/2012 19:51

Zep   United States. Dec 29 2012 19:47. Posts 2292


  On December 29 2012 18:21 NeillyJQ wrote:
brad was sending me thousands every month

if i spent that, i could call my dad for $100 for food lol

i never went hungry there except when i was partying too hard tbh.


I thought you made 100k this year, why did "brad" or your dad have to wire you money...oh that's right because your net income was probably 40% of that and you have no financial managament skillz...

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.Last edit: 29/12/2012 19:53

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 20:38. Posts 8947

i was on salary all year. I made $35,000 this year playing poker for brad.

I didn't make things public. I was gntd 3k a month and a new car, he was a man of his word.

If i went out of mu (was 40k when we started this year) - then i woulda gotten alot more, but i kept getting to like 4k, then bouncing back to 20k. he had me playing all the highest mtts there were.

whats all your pokernames. i don't believe you've won anything in poker.

also, thx for letting me copy paste your diluded plan that you can make millions a year illegally while laundering money which you probably have no idea how to do - and would never be able to pull it off, but you did incriminate yourself. lol.

you do realize we were eating like kings there everyday? the food was pennies, i have NO idea how you have some graderous thought (in your mind) that I didn't have every single thing I wanted while I was there. I wouldn't have went otherwise.

You are one jealous motherfucker

btw - all your usernames plz , can't wait to sharkscope them.

i'll give a sharkscope username and pw to all of lp to laugh at you, calling you on ALL your bullshit right now.

After that, I'll disect your scope and show every leak in your game from a webpage, something only myself and MAYBE player999 can do.

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 20:38. Posts 8947

a webpage for mtters (not ptr that shows stats etc)

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 20:42. Posts 8947

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Zep United States. Today 18:41. Posts 2283
#39

On December 29 2012 14:42 NeillyJQ wrote:
Zep - my math stopped right before Calculus, I didn't care to take the class.
Your alrorhythm must really suck, since you haven't done a goddamn thing since, ever.
so, ugh, keep that working. ur money filters up to me.
btw zep - theres a difference between "grinding HIGH STAKES tournaments" (whats that to you, $100?) and profiting in them you fckin tard.


40% ROI in 15,000+ $3.30 90 mans. And before you go holy shit, what a waste of time...just know I could program it into as many bots as i wanted and make as much fucking money as i wanted. That's why I love flounder's quote about me. No one on this site up until today had a fucking clue that's why i wasted all that time doing that. I could set it all up for 5 figures one time and make 6 figures a year with 3 bots while not having to do anything except funnel the money back into the states. It's not worth it at this time, but we'll see. It's always good to have plan c.

I've played tournaments as high as $500 online. Most of my tournaments have been midstakes between $109, $30r, & $60r I've done decent but nothing to brag about because i've not put in enough volume. I'm not as good as you, I can admit that...but yes, my ROI over like 50 midstake+ tournaments is like 200%. Like i said, that's not meant to be a brag, but you called me a fucking tard who hasn't profited in them....just wanted to clear that up. You can laugh at my volume but I can just as easily laugh at your delusional belief of crushing 200nl.

Oh and one thing to brag about, this year I will have made around $75k



lol - incrimination - you're ego is also tied around how much money you gross.

Also - whether I ever beat NL200 does not matter at all. My job is MTT's and im having fun for the winter.

You are probably working ur ass off, hating ur life, being jealous of those like me who can just sit on there ass printing money

btw - def sending this to pokerstars / ftp / merge network at the moment to let them know about the progression of people making bots etc, bots are easy to beat, but rather play vs people. gj being a retard.
retard.

Ryan

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 20:47. Posts 8947

GJ retard.

emailed stars, FTP and the merge network with the screen shot of everything you wrote about your bots with some text over it explaining the scenario.

Hopefully they will take more action, before your USA playing ass has a chance to play 90 man SNG's again.

Otherwise, i'll just play em for 2 days and find your SN's and have you banned from stars/ftp for life.

cmon, i want more peoples dreams to crush, KEEP IT COMIN!
Ryan

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 20:50. Posts 8947

heres a copy !

About bots on poker sites ! A player on Liquidpoker.net by the screen name of Zep has been programming a 90 man SNG bot.
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A player on Liquidpoker.net by the screen name of Zep has been programming a 90 man SNG bot.
Zep United States. Today 18:41. Posts 2283
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On December 29 2012 14:42 NeillyJQ wrote:
Zep - my math stopped right before Calculus, I didn't care to take the class.
Your alrorhythm must really suck, since you haven't done a goddamn thing since, ever.
so, ugh, keep that working. ur money filters up to me.
btw zep - theres a difference between "grinding HIGH STAKES tournaments" (whats that to you, $100?) and profiting in them you fckin tard.


40% ROI in 15,000+ $3.30 90 mans. And before you go holy shit, what a waste of time...just know I could program it into as many bots as i wanted and make as much fucking money as i wanted. That's why I love flounder's quote about me. No one on this site up until today had a fucking clue that's why i wasted all that time doing that. I could set it all up for 5 figures one time and make 6 figures a year with 3 bots while not having to do anything except funnel the money back into the states. It's not worth it at this time, but we'll see. It's always good to have plan c.

I've played tournaments as high as $500 online. Most of my tournaments have been midstakes between $109, $30r, & $60r I've done decent but nothing to brag about because i've not put in enough volume. I'm not as good as you, I can admit that...but yes, my ROI over like 50 midstake+ tournaments is like 200%. Like i said, that's not meant to be a brag, but you called me a fucking tard who hasn't profited in them....just wanted to clear that up. You can laugh at my volume but I can just as easily laugh at your delusional belief of crushing 200nl.

Oh and one thing to brag about, this year I will have made around $75k


^notice how u already ran it for 15,000 games for 40% roi which may get you the instaban

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

TianYuan    Korea (South). Dec 29 2012 20:51. Posts 6817


  On December 29 2012 13:11 NeillyJQ wrote:
bink - i USED to come to LP to stirr up the forums and have fun. 300 posts, and i never seen you do anything in my life pokerwise, lol. btw, i don't need LP at all, I can just join 2+2, I just have to way good of an image to change sites.

zep - cariadon - complete tools, never did anything pokerwise, add nothing to the forums other than sucking 2/4+ players cocks. you guys must be the best blowjob artists in the world.

Lemon - you have blogposts about your "job" etc, unless you got fired or quit, I am under the IMPRESSION that you are on break. Or you just uber failed and are back in school because well, no skills whatsoever.

I have a new perogotive.

Put every little microstakes egotistical bitch in there place.

Evan, good post, good point.

btw - being an MTTer in the USA, it pays better (ONLINE) to play cashgames than MTTs since they lowered all the prize pools to where you have to risk $500 to win a decent payday. (except Sundays)

The MOST HILARIOUS thing here is _MOST_ the people that slander and attack the "neillyaa persona on LP",, are shit players, bandwagon jumpers, that suckle up to the TEETS of anyone that plays 2/4+ cuZ thats just impossible for them to ever fucking do. Theres like 1-2 quality players that have ever slandered me, the rest is a bunch of euro trash players, mexicans too!! (I support Mexicans, I pick em up at home depot to shovel my driveway, although $4 is a bit much.)
(no offense to Europe, or euro poker players), im saying european NEWBIES that have HUGE OVERGROWN EGOS.

Fayth - you are correct, I've only beaten up to NL50 for a good winrate consistantly through my life.

I don't have to explain my MTT Talent.

I'll let my sharkscope and pocketfives do the talking for me.

hrm, lots of retards!


Seriously can't take this anymore.

Hm.. Off-suite socks.. 

Zep   United States. Dec 29 2012 21:12. Posts 2292


  On December 29 2012 19:47 NeillyJQ wrote:
GJ retard.

emailed stars, FTP and the merge network with the screen shot of everything you wrote about your bots with some text over it explaining the scenario.

Hopefully they will take more action, before your USA playing ass has a chance to play 90 man SNG's again.

Otherwise, i'll just play em for 2 days and find your SN's and have you banned from stars/ftp for life.

cmon, i want more peoples dreams to crush, KEEP IT COMIN!
Ryan


lol. I never made a bot. I created the algorithm needed to develop a bot. lololol.

Speaking of crushing dreams...check your messages

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future. 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 21:34. Posts 8947

check your messages !

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 21:37. Posts 8947

40% ROI in 15,000+ $3.30 90 mans. And before you go holy shit, what a waste of time...just know I could program it into as many bots as i wanted and make as much fucking money as i wanted

^ MEANS YOU HAVE USED IT, UNLESS YOU'RE PULLING A NEIL LIE?

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 21:38. Posts 8947

btw - i pissed zep off enough for him to make a personal attack at me via private message.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 29 2012 21:38. Posts 8947

hope he re-reads everything he wrote - he made himself look like such an ass.

I can see why you guys see this being a fucking asshole online thing as being fun, ppl go apeshit.

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

MARSHALL28   United States. Dec 29 2012 22:16. Posts 1897


  On December 29 2012 18:07 Zep wrote:
Show nested quote +


so much to prove? lol...the irony...but no it's not about pent up rage, i just don't appreciate being attacked after making a lot of rational (but harsh) points to this faggot.
Yes, my investments "could crumble" overnight...but i also wonder if anyone has ever lost their funds overnight in shady poker sites...i wonder...



so you cheat in poker by creating and playing with bots? .. if i ran this site and i knew that i'd report you to the poker sites and i'd ban u from here. you are a disease to the poker community.

and u only made 75k this year? .... i work 15hrs a week and i tripled your earnings ... lol

you don't have pent up rage but u feel strongly enough to make harsh comments to someone on the internet, and in addition you call them a faggot? lol .. i think u r in denial dude.

 Last edit: 29/12/2012 22:46

jeffv8x_-_16   Belgium. Dec 29 2012 22:17. Posts 2835


  On December 29 2012 20:38 NeillyJQ wrote:
hope he re-reads everything he wrote - he made himself look like such an ass.



how can u shove the river, he cant possibly call with worse -TalentedTom 

SolarM   Germany. Dec 30 2012 00:06. Posts 533

Not sure if the last 20 minutes of reading were real. I always found this Neilly stuff funny, but this time tears of laughter stream down my face LOOOOOOL


Zep   United States. Dec 31 2012 01:58. Posts 2292


  On December 29 2012 21:16 MARSHALL28 wrote:
Show nested quote +



so you cheat in poker by creating and playing with bots? .. if i ran this site and i knew that i'd report you to the poker sites and i'd ban u from here. you are a disease to the poker community.

and u only made 75k this year? .... i work 15hrs a week and i tripled your earnings ... lol

you don't have pent up rage but u feel strongly enough to make harsh comments to someone on the internet, and in addition you call them a faggot? lol .. i think u r in denial dude.


lol no i never made a bot. dude, how did you and neilly misinterpret this? I created the data to create a bot. jesus.

Congrats on making more money. That's awesome. Not trying to be an ass (as you are). I think that's really cool you make good money at poker. I'm jealous of your poker skills. I love my work ethic and love what I do. If I was talented enough to make your hourly, I would do so. But I wouldn't ever trade my attitude with yours. You come across as a douche bag frat boy who never realized you graduated college 10 years ago. The fact that you would want to fight someone for constantly shitting on you online shows me just how uncreative and stupid you can be.

And I'm incredibly happy with my life. I called Neilly a faggot bc it's an awesome adjective...If I call you a cunt it doesn't mean I'm angry with my life. lol.

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.Last edit: 31/12/2012 03:11

Zep   United States. Dec 31 2012 02:40. Posts 2292


  On December 29 2012 20:38 NeillyJQ wrote:
btw - i pissed zep off enough for him to make a personal attack at me via private message.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Okay, just to make this clear...Neilly personal messaged me first saying he had contacted stars, ftp, and merge attempting to get me banned for using bots.

I responded and explained to him I hadn't created or used bots in any sort of way. I had created the data necessary to create a bot. HUGE difference. I spent a year and a half perfecting a mathematical derivative for 90 man's. I never did any programming, I never did anything unethical, I never broke any rules. The only intention I had with it was for mathematical purposes. I was obsessed on finding a correlation between a perfect equation and a tournament style. I damn near found it. I'm proud of this and as a result in getting there, I played 15,000 sng's at a 40% ROI. And just to be clear, when I said "I could spend 5 figures and make 3 bots to make 6 figures a year", I have absolutely no intention of doing that. BUT I COULD DO IT. But the reason all this came up in the first place was him saying I had never accomplished anything in poker and to paraphrase my response, I told him "I had created the mathematical data to create an awesome bot".

But back to my story, I explained to him I never created a bot and in that same message I told him that IFF (if and only if) for some reason any of those sites banned me by taking his side (even though I did absolutely nothing wrong), I would turn him over to a friend in the IRS where he is bound to owe a lot in back taxes. The guy owe's me a favor and I know Neilly's full name, location, fb and know his dad has an LLC in the same state, so it's not like he would be hard to find. This is a huge douche bag move. I understand it. But attempting to get me banned for misinterpreting (and lying about) something I said is also a huge douche bag move.

I also told him I'm contacting my lawyer on Monday because of Neilly's family connection to the mob. If anything were to happen to me (his fault or not), a private investigator will know he potentially could be involved. Now obviously I don't think he's a serious threat and again, that's a huge douche bag move that could possibly turn his family's life upside down, but fuck him. He never gave me a chance to explain myself after misinterpreting what I said. He fucked with someone much smarter than him and as a result there's a price to pay.

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future. 

Zep   United States. Dec 31 2012 02:43. Posts 2292


  On December 29 2012 20:37 NeillyJQ wrote:
40% ROI in 15,000+ $3.30 90 mans. And before you go holy shit, what a waste of time...just know I could program it into as many bots as i wanted and make as much fucking money as i wanted

^ MEANS YOU HAVE USED IT, UNLESS YOU'RE PULLING A NEIL LIE?


Keyword is "could". Not have and plan on continuing to do so. I understand how this could be misinterpreted, but jesus, it's better to ask questions first before you falsely accuse and get yourself in a legal battle with the IRS

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future. 

Zep   United States. Dec 31 2012 03:23. Posts 2292


  On December 29 2012 19:38 NeillyJQ wrote:
i was on salary all year. I made $35,000 this year playing poker for brad.

lol. Honestly, this is hands down the best quote of the year. So if I was to use mathematics like Neilly does, working for two businesses, I personally made the $1.1 million we made in gross profit. SO SICK. Fuck claiming salary as income, I MADE $1.1 MIRRION.

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future. 

 

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