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Oly United Kingdom. Dec 17 2009 17:14. Posts 3585 | | |
Are you a heads up reg on NL50/NL100? Then you are fucking scum. There is no more disgusting pathetic bottom feeding cowards than you in the entire poker world. ALL OF YOU. WITHOUT EXCEPTION. I MEAN YOU. I would prefer to let a shortstack have his way with my arsehole without lubricant and razors tied to his little cock than to kill your mother since that would involve being in the same vicinity as 50% of your genes.
I come home drunk and hope to muck around at small stakes heads up. But NO! no such luck will I get the chance to donk off some money to an aspiring small stakes reg, cos the minute I fold my big blind I'M OBVIOUSLY WAY TOO FUCKING GOOD. I don't limp k3 on the button and OMG HE'S FUCKING DURRRR ON A SMURF ACCOUNT, QUICK RUN TO MY SISTER'S BEDROOM FOR A COMFORTING HUG FROM THAT SCARY PRO THAT WILL MAYBE TURN INTO A LITTLE FINGERING SESSION.
You even make up excuses. Saying bullshit like you have to go now you are just finishing your session or some shit. At least you could be honest. At least you could just say "I am a fucking bumhunting coward; I have done my entire poker effort by watching the first three videos in pr1nnyraiding which I will now follow with religious obsession, except I'll be somewhat tighter - like my arsehole used to be before my sister and her strap-on got anywhere near it, cos I am shit at poker and I'm too shit at life to improve at poker.
Quite honestly, in my 3 years since I first started mucking around with poker, you are the worst I have seen. Out of all the pathetic down-and-out nobodies in casinos, all the transfer request scammers, all the busto degens begging for stakes; out of all the scum that floats around the poker world, you are the lowest. It is something about your pernicious failure than to be anything other than the minimum. At least you could fail with glory or something. But no, you grind out $10 an hour (if that) and are too fucking coward to put yourself in any situations where you might learn something cos that might risk your precious fucking $10/hr.
And just to be clear, if you are a HU reg at NL50/NL100 I mean you PERSONALLY. Cunt.
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player999 Brasil. Dec 17 2009 17:20. Posts 7978 | | |
isnt the reason ppl play poker is to make money?
whats wrong with not wanting to play someone who you think might make you not win money
is Patrick Antonius scum for not wanting to play isildur NLH HU? no he just doesnt hate money |
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 but I really WAS just finishing my session!
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Ond keso Sweden. Dec 17 2009 17:21. Posts 64 | | |
Agreed. Hate them HU regs...
Im a looser at those stakes and most ppl will still not play me. The first time i got "ur to good" it was kinda flattering but lets face it. Im not to good. Really...for anyone. But just because they can win at 0,4bb/100 faster playing some one els..."im to good" RAGE! |
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Oskar_123 Sweden. Dec 17 2009 17:23. Posts 401 | | |
oly we should play headsup, pm me for 14hour 6tabling sessions, we can be like isildur and durrrr except at 1/1000th of the stakes. |
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boreHM Netherlands. Dec 17 2009 17:23. Posts 1595 | | |
damn it must suck to be your sister |
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player999 Brasil. Dec 17 2009 17:23. Posts 7978 | | |
and 10$/hour or 0.4bb/100 are two very stupid assumptions for lowstakes HU regs
10+bb/100 is very very easy to accomplish |
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Oly United Kingdom. Dec 17 2009 17:26. Posts 3585 | | |
| | On December 17 2009 16:23 Oskar_123 wrote:
oly we should play headsup, pm me for 14hour 6tabling sessions, we can be like isildur and durrrr except at 1/1000th of the stakes. |
Just for fun, I would love a 50nl hu session with you, and we play bigger when I am more familiar with the game. I have an hour or so now... |
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Oskar_123 Sweden. Dec 17 2009 17:31. Posts 401 | | |
I made a private table, filter for 10 handed and it's the only one that'll show up, pw oly123 |
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epic HU match let us know how it goes and what you think about one another's HU games :D |
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Maynard! United States. Dec 17 2009 17:45. Posts 4453 | | | |
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sabulous Canada. Dec 17 2009 18:03. Posts 208 | | |
LOL !! Not all nl 50 - nl 100 HU regs are scared to play good players. I play nl50 HU and if a reg comes I play him unless he takes me for 2 Bi then i stop. But you shouldnt generalize, if you look at high stakes HU regs you can see they all know eachother and dont play eachother. Its called NOT burning your moneyzzzzzz. Dont hate just because 1 guy who claims he is a reg at nl50 wouldnt play you.  |
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PplusAD Germany. Dec 17 2009 18:04. Posts 7180 | | |
lol i play some NL50 and NL100 HU additionally to NL50 and Nl100 6max
pretty cool to act like a rebell on the internetz ?
Seems u are actually a tough guy who is capable of using a wide range of swearwords ?
To me u sound like
in RL u will never dare to say anything close in sharpness
pretty funny blog entry though |
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sabulous Canada. Dec 17 2009 18:06. Posts 208 | | |
| | On December 17 2009 17:04 PplusAD wrote:
lol i play some NL50 and NL100 HU additionally to NL50 and Nl100 6max
pretty cool to act like a rebell on the internetz ?
Seems u are actually a tough guy who is capable of using a wide range of swearwords ?
To me u sound like
in RL u will never dare to say anything close in sharpness
pretty funny blog entry though |
LOOOOL! My thought exactly. |
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k2o4 United States. Dec 17 2009 18:18. Posts 4803 | | | |
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Ezekiell Hungary. Dec 17 2009 18:27. Posts 718 | | |
omg i laughed so hard reading this post :D u made my day, thank you! |
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rossro Canada. Dec 17 2009 19:02. Posts 21 | | |
Wow you sound like a complete douche bag. Why would any1 sacrafice the ev of playing drunking idiots to play any1 with a clue or that is a winning player, that is just lighting money on fire. Second off lots of heads up grinders make good money. (Personally I have been a 100nlhu grinder since this summer and my hourly is over $110 @ ~24bb/100). I dont give a fuck about being the best player, I'm in university and the money I win allows me to travel, party and have a few luxuries most people in my situation can afford.
I'll sum it up for you: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU ARROGANT PEICE OF SHIT!!! |
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PplusAD Germany. Dec 17 2009 19:26. Posts 7180 | | |
| | On December 17 2009 18:02 rossro wrote:
Personally I have been a 100nlhu grinder since this summer and my hourly is over $110 @ ~24bb/100
I'll sum it up for you: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU ARROGANT PEICE OF SHIT!!! |
graph or didnt happen ^^
110$ h an NL100 is sick to impossible longterm ! |
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vlseph United States. Dec 17 2009 19:28. Posts 3026 | | |
to op:
buy in for 82.57 bb
they will never quit you |
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SolkS Mexico. Dec 17 2009 19:33. Posts 109 | | | |
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