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PplusAD Germany. May 15 2009 19:34. Posts 7182 | | |
Played some vs giant asshole today
he bought in for 25bb on NL50 HU table
he was a giant nit
always minraising button
folding ~95% from sb (all except KQs,AQ,AK, JJ+)
he always check/ folded when he didnt hit
he always value bettet when he had a hand
+ he overplayed 1 Pair made hands.
So only few hands into the game where we didnt know each other yet
I get 9dTd on button
i raise he calls
flop 7h9hTh he checks, i bet he pushes i call ( well i have Top 2 + he is an unknown shortstack + drawy board)
he flips over KhQh for the made flush.
turn 9
river blank
Thrash talk starts instantly as soon as i hit my 9
His words
U fucking idiot ... how can u call that flop with only 2 pair !
Do u think i get money in here with less than a flush or made straight ???
U donkey ...
Another donkey wins with luck
well i didnt reply so far but made a note that he is clueless about poker ....
(obviously Top 2 vs unknown shortstack on flop is definitely worth to go broke always 
he reloads to 20bb
the next few hands he always minraised button and folded all sblinds.
I realized he is a giant nit who folds a lot postflop and preflop and never bluffs
at one point he had chipped up to 50bb ( i lost all in 88vshis QJ on Q high flop^^) and raised to 1$ .... i call 50c from sb with 83s
flop 8s7s3d
i bet/ he minraises ... i raise pretty big so that he is comitted -> he pushes all in and shows JJ
83 holds ...
he reloads to 20bb
Hellmuth is on mega tilt now berating me for the next 10 minutes
U fucking fish .. u have no clue
call a pf raise with 83 ????
OMG
OMG u are so bad
wtf how does it feel to win on a rigged site !
u lucky donkey ...
u know nothing about poker
I asked him if hes Phil Hellmuth
^^
after about 10 minutes i stack his 20bb again having KK vs his TP
he sits out and was gonna tell me the story of his life how he always runs bad and all donkeys run good etc
But i wasnt interested too much so i just quit after telling him he sucks ass and doenst know what hes doing
gg have fun in your dreamworld thinking u know anything about poker.
besides that May is pretty cool so far
played almost no poker >_< but i am up > 440$
GL ALL
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| U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) | Last edit: 15/05/2009 19:40 |
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You need to either say something about how you had a flushdraw pf with 83s or "felt it comming" or just berate him back hard. Preferably in a way that gets him angry asap, something like "OMFG YOUR SO BAD HOW DO YOU STACK OF WITH JUST ONE PAIR!? LOL".
That way he'll rebuy more often. |
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k2o4 United States. May 15 2009 20:06. Posts 4803 | | | |
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thundza United States. May 15 2009 20:08. Posts 2001 | | |
| | On May 15 2009 18:34 PplusAD wrote:
always minraising button
folding ~95% from sb (all except KQs,AQ,AK, JJ+)
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you mean he folds 95% from the BB? or he folds 95% of the time to 3bets? |
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Silver_nz New Zealand. May 15 2009 20:12. Posts 5647 | | |
lol, i love it when people trash talk, so much fun to troll. hahah |
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GfOrcebOnd United States. May 15 2009 20:15. Posts 429 | | |
I don't get why people get mad. though. They get mad when u or someone else calls with a worse hand. That's what they want! Would of he prefered he got called by KK vs his JJ? lol Then all of a sudden when they suck out they act like u comitted a crime. If you didn't suck out would they be mad? i don't think so. Lesson to be learned. The point of playing poker is to win money and get your oponent with a worst hand than u so u can win. If they suck out so be it don't be like OMFG U SUCK b/c in reality they got what they wanted. It's part of the game. Someone will suck out once again. It will happen. |
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haha that would be awesome assuming it was actually phil helmuth. lol phil helmuth practicing online small stakes? |
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TopGear United Kingdom. May 15 2009 20:17. Posts 663 | | |
| | On May 15 2009 18:46 DustySwedeDude wrote:
You need to either say something about how you had a flushdraw pf with 83s or "felt it comming" or just berate him back hard. Preferably in a way that gets him angry asap, something like "OMFG YOUR SO BAD HOW DO YOU STACK OF WITH JUST ONE PAIR!? LOL".
That way he'll rebuy more often. |
LOL how have i never heard that? had a flushdraw pf hahaha, thats's such an awesome line, im totally going to be using it. |
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curtinsea United States. May 15 2009 20:30. Posts 576 | | |
| | On May 15 2009 19:08 thundza wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2009 18:34 PplusAD wrote:
always minraising button
folding ~95% from sb (all except KQs,AQ,AK, JJ+)
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you mean he folds 95% from the BB? or he folds 95% of the time to 3bets?
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I wondered about this as well. Correct me if I'm stupid here but doesn't button = SB HU? |
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flounder44 United States. May 15 2009 21:56. Posts 916 | | | |
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PplusAD Germany. May 16 2009 07:16. Posts 7182 | | |
| | On May 15 2009 19:30 curtinsea wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2009 19:08 thundza wrote:
| | On May 15 2009 18:34 PplusAD wrote:
always minraising button
folding ~95% from sb (all except KQs,AQ,AK, JJ+)
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you mean he folds 95% from the BB? or he folds 95% of the time to 3bets?
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I wondered about this as well. Correct me if I'm stupid here but doesn't button = SB HU? |
yeha was a typo ( doesnt matter too much though as it becomes obvious what i mean) |
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| U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) | Last edit: 16/05/2009 07:19 |
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