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PokerDoc88 Australia. Nov 19 2008 23:08. Posts 3527 | | |
Today has been full of fail.
I am going to go all emo, so bear with me. First of all, I had 4 hours of sleep. I had a dental appointment at 8:30, and normally it takes 30 minutes to drive there. I left at 7:45 anyway just to make sure I'm not late, becoz last time I was late the dentist got really fkn angry at me and forced me to make an additional appointment. I end up being late ANYWAY because traffic fucking sucked and really retarded shit happened like a semi-trailer blocking an intersection totally for 4 minutes.
Dental appointment was shit (standard). Afterwards I have to go to the shithole lab where I'm stuck for a year being as a research-student gimp who is essentially slave labor (I don't get paid for a single thing I do there, and my boss constant makes me do things that aren't 'required' of me becoz hes too fucking cheap to employ an actual scientist).
First I drop a box of frozen antibody tubes all over the floor. That's not such a bad fail. Later on I was emptying used jars of xylene (a toxic chemical) for disposal, and the bottle I'm pouring into begins to overflow (I can't see the level rising coz the bottle is really dark brown glass). So my supervisor gets all pissed off at me becoz of this huge spill of toxic shit and thinks I'm a retard. Then the lab work I'm doing fails anyway, becoz the slides dried out hence ruining the staining procedure. Bye bye 2 days of work. Basically my entire day at the lab was fail.
Oh well, I'll go home and life will be EZ. HO HO think again sucker. It's raining like crazy so I have to run to my car. My demister isn't working so as I drive home, I'm constant wiping the windshield with my sleeve so I can see where I'm going. Then the biggest fail of all (and not even my fault): as I'm driving along, a semitrailer comes to merge into my lane to do a left-hand turn, but it doesn't see me. Result: I have to slam the breaks to avoid getting crushed, and the back of the truck still hits the front of my car anyway. Fucking retarded son of a bitch.
So I continue driving, and then 5 minutes later another suicidal fucking spastic driver pulls out infront of me from a park spot and forces me to slam the breaks YET AGAIN. So WTF I'm just fucking hungry, I haven't eaten a single bit of food all day and its 3pm, so I go to Maccas to get Big Mac Meal with BBQ sauce (Win). Unfortunately, stupid bitch forgets to put sauce in the bag (fail). I'm so pissed off at this stage that I just parked and walked in, asking for sauce. Normally when they forget I don't care, but goddamn it I'm getting my fukn sauce one time! Thankfully the manager was really nice and gave me 2 sauces (victory of the day).
I finally get home with my food and change into my PJ's (yay). Strangely no one seems to be around, which is rare because my parents are retired and one of them is basically always home. So I go look for my parents and then wtf happens? I walk in on them having sex. Seriously what the fucking hell. I have not walked in on them for years and years and years. I didn't even think they had sex any more. Seriously what the fucking hell fuck. I just want to say hi to them and get some steam off my chest. But noooo, I open the door and I hear "HANG ON!" and then "OH I HAVE A CRAMP". Seriously WHAT THE FUCK. Jesus fucking christ. So tilted.
I guarantee you if I played poker right now, I'd get dealt KK vs AA twice and lose, then AA vs KK and get sucked out on. That's how this day feels.
/emo
/rant
so sup LP?
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Bejamin1 Canada. Nov 19 2008 23:41. Posts 7042 | | |
That makes me feel better about my entire month. |
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vegable United States. Nov 20 2008 00:03. Posts 2453 | | |
I actually had a fairly awesome day but wow, at least you got a decent story to tell! 5 stars to your face |
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kantoiki Australia. Nov 20 2008 00:41. Posts 3818 | | |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is this why you're not picking up your phone, because this would have been fantastic to talk about on the phone lol |
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Karma  Australia. Nov 20 2008 01:04. Posts 3538 | | | |
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fyl ahhhh horrible image of rents doing it hahahahaha |
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Sheitan Canada. Nov 20 2008 02:00. Posts 4217 | | | |
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