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SakiSaki

Sweden. Aug 26 2008 08:08. Posts 9687

First session of today Im 4-tabling 2/4 hu. I have this random guy on two of my tables, I stack him on both pretty quickly and he seems bad. He leaves one of the tables and stays on the other, chipping up a decent stack with some luck and some good play. I pound on him pretty bad and I can tell he is getting very frustrated.

So this hand comes up:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/511962

He instapots both streets and Im pretty sure he is weak in this spot and I know I will represent sick strenght shoving the turn. This given the good equity of the hand itself makes for a pretty automatic shove imo. He starts tanking and I start thinking "HE IS WEAK, IM.. IM IN GOLDEN!" As his timer runs down I suddenly realize Im sitting at a table with fucking disconnect protect! Jesus fucking chirist, I never sit at those but I musthave by misstake. Obv the little cheating faggot "disconnects" and gets a free showdown with his crappy top pair.

I call him out on his bullshit calling him a cheater etc when he conveniately comes back 30 sec after showdown. He claims to be at a hotel with bad connection. LOL

Now usually I would leave the table to prevent getting cheated again but fuck, this guy is now up on me and Im getting my fucking money back from this asshole.

Unfortunately he runs good, I run bad and I play kinda meh. There are some spots where I think I should have shoved but wussed out. All in all, he was being really aggro, especially on the river. He also called down like two streets with random overs rutinely however everytime I called him he had magicly hit on the river.

Even fish are hard to play when they have momentum and this guy was really spazzy. At one point he is sitting with $2,4k and Im sitting with $400. Now Im contemplating just leaving and cutting my losses cause things arent going my way at all. I just cant get over the fact that the guy cheated! I calmed down, told myself that this guy is a huge fish and if I just play well and diciplined I will get all his money.

I start taking down more and more pots, gaining some momentum and overall just playing better and the big turning point comes in this hand:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/511963

I played it kinda weird and Im not sure if I like my CiB on the flop all that much but I had done it before and he just clicked it back to me with complete air. Turn and river are pretty standard though. SHIP!

After that hand it was only a matter of time before he blew up so I tightened up a bit and waited for a good spot to get it in:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/511964

Im usually pretty manner at the tables, if someone needles me I might needle them back but thats about it. In general I believe you should always behave calm and politely at the tables and I see no reason to be an ass.

Cheaters, however, I consider fair game. They are like a rapist in prison. I can do whatever the fuck I want to them without feeling bad or anything so after winning that hand I went medieval on his ass. In short i told him thank you, called him an ugly cheater and thought out loud about what I was going to buy for all his pretty money. For a moment I felt like frinkx, I trashtalked like a fucking champ!

In turn he went nuts, rebought and called me a fish etc etc. Now one of the most beautiful things in heads up poker is when your opponent is tilting and you are making hands. Its just wonderful. Pure fucking joy. It actually felt like the universe was punishing this faggot for being a spineless cheater.

wish I could have slowrolled him here

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/511966

final hand

Unfortunately the hand histories dont record the chat but I can assure you I thanked him properly at showdown in all of those hands.

I ended up 2,2k on this faggot and it feels so GOOOOODDD!!! SHIP IT!

I also played a short session against ScHnibL0r at 2/4. Hes originally a high stakes limit player I think(?) and I think that showed in some of the plays he made but all in all I think he played solid and he ended up taking a buyin from me before leaving. Starcraft fighiting!!!

Also, KRANTZ is fucking hilarious. Its worth a deucescracked subscription just to hear him tell stories in some of his videos, he just cracks me up completely every time.

willywang

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what wackass site is this nigga?

KwarK United Kingdom. Aug 26 2008 08:24. Posts 1019

Congrats man. Good to hear the cards giving out some justice for once.

Samsung Poland. Aug 26 2008 08:36. Posts 238

pretty enjoy the read, gj

tloapc Pitcairn. Aug 26 2008 09:00. Posts 2591

enjoyed it

On August 26 2008 07:08 SakiSaki wrote:
Even fish are hard to play when they have momentum

QFMFT

On August 26 2008 07:08 SakiSaki wrote:
In general I believe you should always behave calm and politely at the tables and I see no reason to be an ass.

Tho I am generally manner at the tables too, personally I disagree with this.
There is an art to being an ass at the table properly and I think it can be a very profitable thing to do. The same thing is true with being a fun cool and outgoing person and having the table like and respect you as you slowly and steadily rape them.

obv applies more to live where every edge counts since the # of hands IS SO F*N SLOW

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

capaneo Canada. Aug 26 2008 09:06. Posts 8465

lol that JcTc is just golden!!

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failsafe United States. Aug 26 2008 09:31. Posts 1044

On August 26 2008 07:08 SakiSaki wrote:
It actually felt like the universe was punishing this faggot for being a spineless cheater.

This is the universe I've always dreamed of and wanted to experience

eddieL87 Norway. Aug 26 2008 10:24. Posts 289

simply just great. very good read

k2o4 United States. Aug 26 2008 10:28. Posts 4803

I like your HU stories cause you always win in the end. they're like good novels where the good guy triumphs over adversity!

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Zografa Bulgaria. Aug 26 2008 15:32. Posts 962

good job i hate those DP tables too..

The fish call, the shark raise.

Last edit: 26/08/2008 15:32

tulleh United Kingdom. Aug 27 2008 11:12. Posts 5

Wow that guy seemed to play with any two cards