TheTrees United States. Aug 18 2008 21:17. Posts 1592
so I play like a nit again and get absolutely raped. These players are so bad...there's like 3 good regs and 239842948294 terrible fucking players that'll chase every fucking card/call everything and hit fucking everything. Yes i'm frustrated. I've dumped over 1k at 50NL now...which is awesome. Anyways here are the stellar losses from today:
KK: this is like the second time this guy has turned a set. FML x10
JJ: Thanks, stim.
A7s: obv he has set. I need to start always folding to his flop raises.
JJ: in hindsight i should have 3bet squeezed PF. but on that flop i'm going broke vs. unknown opponent
AA: look mommy..it's another fucking donkey
AQo: really don't like my play here. Should have 3bet flop or folded. But these donks on UB will play any A .
QQ: oh...KK? that's cool.
AA: I enjoy runner runner flush suckouts, too. Why don't they happen for me?
KJo: standard
TT: some backround: he's THE MOST ANNOYING SHORT STACKER EVER. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HE ALWAYS HITS VS. ME AND IF HE DOESNT HE STILL GETS IT IN AND ALWAYS FUCKING SUCKS OUT. Fuck my life x1000000000000. I hope he dies.
K7s: yayayayayaya let's call fucking everything. End of hand he said he had nothing. WHICH IS PROBABLY TRUE BECAUSE DONKS LOVE SHOVING WITH ALMOST 0 FOLD EQUITY. ODDLY ENOUGH ITS THE ONE TIME I DONT HAVE A HAND. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
KTs: yes, i'm a donk. I'll flop a set vs. you and take all your money.
AA: HAHAHAH I NEVER HIT ON THOSE FDs. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
QQ: it's so much FUCKING FUN TO SHOVE WITH A GUTSHOT. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR OPPONENT JUST BET 1/3RD OF YOUR STACK AND YOU HAVE ALMOST NO FUCCKING CHANCE TO WIN.
AJo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP FUCKING MIN BETTING. I SWEAR TO GOD I GOT MINBET AT LEAST 500 TIMES TODAY. SADLY THEYLL ALWAYS CALL A RE-RAISE. SO I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
AKo: FUCKING DONK LOSES ALL HIS MONEY AND PICKS UP QQ NEXT HAND? OF COURSE I DONT HIT. #e24124312351511435415
QQ: YUP DONK HAS ACES. WHAT A FUCKING SUPRISE
TT: thats fucking awesome
AKs: OH YOU JUST DONKED AWAY $50 THE LAST HAND WITH MIDDLE PAIR. LETS PICK UP A HAND AFTER AGAINST FUZZY AND DECIDE TO SHOVE.
FUCK YOU ULTIMATE BET. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU.
yes. i desperately want to hurt someone right now. BACK TO MOTHER FUCKING 25NL FOR ME.
My head hurts. But if you've read all of this then you deserve a song. And my mood dictates the song:
AND YES GKING2008 IF YOU LIVED IN TALLAHASSE ID GLADLY BLOW UP YOUR DWELLING
ETA: i forgot pictures of the chick I want to marry
god you are so hot and you just got sucked out by the olympic judges.
some spank bank photos:
-Bishop
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TheTrees United States. Aug 18 2008 21:23. Posts 1592
that chinese gymnast doesn't look like she's even fucking 10 years old. Tilt.
your overall stats seems pretty bad tho, not agressive enough, you don't raise enough either
get a coach
Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy
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Exhilarate United States. Aug 18 2008 23:55. Posts 5453
yeah i agree with fayth, i think 17/10/1.71 seems a bit too nitty and passive for 50nl 6max
ATS and W$WSF needs to be a lot higher too
Last edit: 18/08/2008 23:56
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TheTrees United States. Aug 19 2008 00:59. Posts 1592
On August 18 2008 22:52 Fayth wrote:
your overall stats seems pretty bad tho, not agressive enough, you don't raise enough either
get a coach
I was running at 21/17 before this. But I switched to a more nitty style due to the nature of the limits. In fact the other good regs did the same thing I did and tightened up A TON. People simply call with anything.
ETA: there's no sense in raising/cbetting a lot when people show no respect and will always call. Its simply not very profitable to be loose.
On August 18 2008 22:52 Fayth wrote:
your overall stats seems pretty bad tho, not agressive enough, you don't raise enough either
get a coach
I was running at 21/17 before this. But I switched to a more nitty style due to the nature of the limits. In fact the other good regs did the same thing I did and tightened up A TON. People simply call with anything.
ETA: there's no sense in raising/cbetting a lot when people show no respect and will always call. Its simply not very profitable to be loose.
Maybe so but this doesn't justify a 17/10 style. If you are going to nit it up at least play something closer to 16/13.
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Canada. Aug 18 2008 23:52. Posts 10085
