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POKERSTARS GAME #17729726571: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/27 - 13:59:38 (ET)
Table 'Kokkola' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: jhs1045 ($24.50 in chips)
Seat 2: dennisa ($47.05 in chips)
Seat 3: paulitschMC ($199.55 in chips)
Seat 4: pantsman21 ($75.20 in chips)
Seat 5: daniela249 ($95 in chips)
Seat 7: Hero ($100 in chips)
Seat 8: Jiggamane ($273.10 in chips)
Seat 9: chrislee01 ($99.80 in chips)
chrislee01: posts small blind $0.50
jhs1045: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
dennisa: folds
paulitschMC: folds
pantsman21: raises $1 to $2
daniela249: folds
Hero : calls $2
Jiggamane: folds
chrislee01: calls $1.50
jhs1045: calls $1

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $8.00)

   
chrislee01: checks
jhs1045: checks
pantsman21: bets $5
Hero : raises $17.50 to $22.50
chrislee01: raises $75.30 to $97.80 and is all-in
jhs1045: folds
pantsman21: folds
Hero : calls $75.30

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $208.60)

   

River (Pot : $208.60)

   

Showdown
chrislee01: shows (a straight flush, Three to Seven)
Hero : mucks hand
chrislee01 collected $205.60 from pot

Summary
Total pot $208.60 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: jhs1045 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: dennisa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: paulitschMC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pantsman21 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: daniela249 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Hero mucked
Seat 8: Jiggamane (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: chrislee01 (small blind) showed and won ($205.60) with a straight flush, Three to Seven

POKERSTARS GAME #17789838093: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/30 - 03:42:40 (ET)
Table 'Ain' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: oomphalos ($136.90 in chips)
Seat 2: I The King I ($189.30 in chips)
Seat 3: fixeluv ($120.85 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($108 in chips)
Seat 5: Mahve78 ($98 in chips)
Seat 6: C.M. Burns ($97 in chips)
Seat 7: cammytop ($64.25 in chips)
Seat 8: 2ssapaar ($99 in chips)
Seat 9: snguy016 ($129 in chips)
Mahve78: posts small blind $0.50
C.M. Burns: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
cammytop: calls $1
2ssapaar: folds
snguy016: folds
oomphalos: folds
I The King I: folds
fixeluv: calls $1
Hero : raises $5 to $6
Mahve78: folds
C.M. Burns: folds
cammytop: calls $5
fixeluv: calls $5

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $19.50)

   
cammytop: checks
fixeluv: checks
Hero : bets $13.50
cammytop: folds
fixeluv: calls $13.50

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $46.50)

   
fixeluv: checks
Hero : checks

River (Pot : $46.50)

   
fixeluv: bets $26
Hero : raises $26 to $52
fixeluv: raises $49.35 to $101.35 and is all-in
Hero : calls $36.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($12.85) returned to fixeluv

Showdown
fixeluv: shows (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero : mucks hand
fixeluv collected $220.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $223.50 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: oomphalos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: I The King I folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: fixeluv showed and won ($220.50) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 4: Hero (button) mucked
Seat 5: Mahve78 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: C.M. Burns (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: cammytop folded on the Flop
Seat 8: 2ssapaar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: snguy016 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #17774356555: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/29 - 13:22:01 (ET)
Table 'Melusina II' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: SmartFAB ($105.65 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: badgers_uk ($225.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Pumuckel1 ($82.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Digger83 ($21 in chips)
Seat 6: PeaceDeath ($181.95 in chips)
Seat 7: 1p0kerboy ($97 in chips)
Seat 8: pacos1980 ($87.60 in chips)
Seat 9: jeremyliver ($97 in chips)
pacos1980: posts small blind $0.50
jeremyliver: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
SmartFAB: folds
Hero : raises $3 to $4
badgers_uk: folds
Pumuckel1: folds
Digger83: folds
PeaceDeath: calls $4
1p0kerboy: calls $4
pacos1980: calls $3.50
jeremyliver: calls $3

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $20.00)

   
pacos1980: bets $5
jeremyliver: calls $5
Hero : raises $20 to $25
PeaceDeath: folds
1p0kerboy: folds
pacos1980: raises $58.60 to $83.60 and is all-in
jeremyliver: folds
Hero : calls $58.60

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $192.20)

   

River (Pot : $192.20)

   

Showdown
pacos1980: shows (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero : mucks hand
pacos1980 collected $189.20 from pot

Summary
Total pot $192.20 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: SmartFAB folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Hero mucked
Seat 3: badgers_uk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pumuckel1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Digger83 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: PeaceDeath folded on the Flop
Seat 7: 1p0kerboy (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: pacos1980 (small blind) showed and won ($189.20) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 9: jeremyliver (big blind) folded on the Flop

POKERSTARS GAME #17800804614: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/30 - 16:56:51 (ET)
Table 'Hippokoon V' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($112.55 in chips)
Seat 2: hongzhong ($19 in chips)
Seat 3: Rennwurm ($229.70 in chips)
Seat 5: jayman2244 ($75.70 in chips)
Seat 6: Digger83 ($19 in chips)
Seat 7: Nestorkicker ($23 in chips)
Seat 8: gutter23 ($99.80 in chips)
Seat 9: 1p0kerboy ($94.50 in chips)
Rennwurm: posts small blind $0.50
jayman2244: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Digger83: folds
Nestorkicker: folds
gutter23: raises $3 to $4
PokerAmico has returned
1p0kerboy: folds
Hero : calls $4
hongzhong: folds
Rennwurm: folds
jayman2244: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $9.50)

   
gutter23: bets $6
Hero : raises $12 to $18
gutter23: calls $12

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $45.50)

   
gutter23: checks
Hero : bets $28.50
gutter23: raises $28.50 to $57
Hero : raises $33.55 to $90.55 and is all-in
gutter23: calls $20.80 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($12.75) returned to Hero

River (Pot : $201.10)

   

Showdown
gutter23: shows (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
Hero : mucks hand
gutter23 collected $198.10 from pot

Summary
Total pot $201.10 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Hero mucked
Seat 2: hongzhong (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Rennwurm (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: jayman2244 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Digger83 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Nestorkicker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: gutter23 showed and won ($198.10) with a full house, Kings full of Tens
Seat 9: 1p0kerboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #17791318040: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/30 - 06:44:45 (ET)
Table 'Lucia' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: coryroo12 ($40.70 in chips)
Seat 2: OlasRass ($8 in chips)
Seat 3: Skomoroh ($104.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Devil_Pete ($49.60 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($106.45 in chips)
Seat 6: beppo0258 ($48 in chips)
Seat 7: marcol1969 ($199.85 in chips)
JP917 will be allowed to play after the button
coryroo12: posts small blind $0.50
OlasRass: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Skomoroh: folds
Devil_Pete: calls $1
Hero : raises $4 to $5
beppo0258: folds
marcol1969: folds
coryroo12: folds
OlasRass: folds
Devil_Pete: calls $4

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $11.50)

   
Devil_Pete: bets $4
Hero : raises $12 to $16
99killed leaves the table
Devil_Pete: calls $12

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $43.50)

   
Devil_Pete: checks
Hero : bets $29
Devil_Pete: calls $28.60 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.40) returned to Hero

River (Pot : $100.70)

   

Showdown
Devil_Pete: shows (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero : mucks hand
Devil_Pete collected $97.70 from pot

Summary
Total pot $100.70 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: coryroo12 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: OlasRass (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Skomoroh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Devil_Pete showed and won ($97.70) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 5: Hero mucked
Seat 6: beppo0258 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: marcol1969 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #17774380718: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/29 - 13:23:17 (ET)
Table 'Herberta' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: zach_711 ($67.15 in chips)
Seat 2: alessio ($92.20 in chips)
Seat 3: luein9008 ($126.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($105.50 in chips)
Seat 5: badgers_uk ($205.65 in chips)
Seat 6: danielkl ($109 in chips)
Seat 7: Quadfours ($107.10 in chips)
Seat 8: foreng ($99 in chips)
luein9008: posts small blind $0.50
Hero : posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
badgers_uk: folds
danielkl: folds
Quadfours: folds
foreng: folds
zach_711: calls $1
alessio: folds
luein9008: calls $0.50
Hero : checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.00)

   
luein9008: checks
Hero : bets $2.50
zach_711: calls $2.50
luein9008: folds

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $8.00)

   
Hero : bets $7.50
zach_711: raises $13.50 to $21
Hero : raises $81 to $102 and is all-in
zach_711: calls $42.65 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($38.35) returned to Hero

River (Pot : $135.30)

   

Showdown
Hero : shows (two pair, Aces and Nines)
zach_711: shows (a straight, Seven to Jack)
zach_711 collected $132.30 from pot

Summary
Total pot $135.30 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: zach_711 showed and won ($132.30) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 2: alessio (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: luein9008 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Hero (big blind) showed and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 5: badgers_uk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: danielkl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Quadfours folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: foreng folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #17729865420: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/27 - 14:06:39 (ET)
Table 'Rosalia V' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: KS1970 ($245.30 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($101.50 in chips)
Seat 5: McPom ($96.25 in chips)
Seat 6: moise51 ($30.25 in chips)
Seat 7: Bigbump ($49.05 in chips)
Seat 8: paulitschMC ($100 in chips)
Seat 9: smile large ($116.70 in chips)
moise51: posts small blind $0.50
Bigbump: posts big blind $1
AjAxkings: sits out

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
paulitschMC: folds
smile large: folds
KS1970: calls $1
Hero : raises $4 to $5
McPom: folds
moise51: folds
Bigbump: calls $4
AjAxkings leaves the table
KS1970: calls $4

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $15.50)

   
Bigbump: bets $5
KS1970: raises $5 to $10
Hero : raises $39.50 to $49.50
curtisjames7 joins the table at seat #2
Bigbump: calls $39.05 and is all-in
KS1970: raises $39.50 to $89
Hero : raises $7.50 to $96.50 and is all-in
KS1970: calls $7.50

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $252.55)

   

River (Pot : $252.55)

   

Showdown
KS1970: shows (a straight, Seven to Jack)
Hero : mucks hand
KS1970 collected $104.90 from side pot
Bigbump: mucks hand
KS1970 collected $144.65 from main pot

Summary
Total pot $252.55 Main pot $144.65. Side pot $104.90. | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: KS1970 showed and won ($249.55) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 4: Hero mucked
Seat 5: McPom (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: moise51 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Bigbump (big blind) mucked
Seat 8: paulitschMC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: smile large folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #17801698234: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/30 - 17:40:32 (ET)
Table 'Ialmenus IV' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($108.70 in chips)
Seat 2: BenW1985 ($53.45 in chips)
Seat 3: skiller32 ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: Miffed22001 ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: elies* ($23.50 in chips)
Seat 6: miwiaus ($145.95 in chips)
Seat 7: sharkia ($92.55 in chips)
Seat 8: MrSpock63 ($96.50 in chips)
Seat 9: zeluiz ($46.25 in chips)
zeluiz: posts small blind $0.50
Hero : posts big blind $1
sharkia: posts small & big blinds $1.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
BenW1985: folds
skiller32: folds
Miffed22001: folds
elies*: folds
miwiaus: folds
sharkia: checks
MrSpock63: folds
zeluiz: calls $0.50
Hero : checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $2.00)

   
zeluiz: checks
Hero : bets $2.50
sharkia: raises $2.50 to $5
zeluiz: calls $5
Hero : calls $2.50

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $17.00)

   
zeluiz: checks
Hero : bets $11.50
sharkia: folds
zeluiz: calls $11.50

River (Pot : $40.00)

   
zeluiz: checks
Hero : bets $30
zeluiz: calls $28.75 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1.25) returned to Hero

Showdown
Hero : shows (a flush, King high)
zeluiz: shows (a flush, King high - Queen higher)
zeluiz collected $96 from pot

Summary
Total pot $99 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Hero (big blind) showed and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 2: BenW1985 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: skiller32 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Miffed22001 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: elies* folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: miwiaus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: sharkia folded on the Turn
Seat 8: MrSpock63 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: zeluiz (small blind) showed and won ($96) with a flush, King high

POKERSTARS GAME #17790196924: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/30 - 04:26:42 (ET)
Table 'Josephina' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: martinpeche ($96 in chips)
Seat 2: Sandalphon10 ($69.55 in chips)
Seat 3: shinpe ($30.30 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($197.95 in chips)
Seat 5: LaJune ($95.70 in chips)
Seat 7: 99killed ($136.40 in chips)
Seat 8: jtaylor186 ($56.25 in chips)
Seat 9: Joe_Banks ($167.50 in chips)
martinpeche: posts small blind $0.50
Sandalphon10: posts big blind $1
seadragon68: sits out

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
shinpe: folds
Hero : raises $3 to $4
LaJune: folds
99killed: folds
jtaylor186: folds
Joe_Banks: folds
martinpeche: folds
Sandalphon10: calls $3

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $8.50)

   
Sandalphon10: checks
Hero : bets $7
Sandalphon10: calls $7

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $22.50)

   
Sandalphon10: checks
Hero : bets $17
Sandalphon10: calls $17

River (Pot : $56.50)

   
Sandalphon10: bets $41.55 and is all-in
Hero : calls $41.55

Showdown
Sandalphon10: shows (a flush, King high)
Hero : mucks hand
Sandalphon10 collected $136.60 from pot

Summary
Total pot $139.60 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: martinpeche (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Sandalphon10 (big blind) showed and won ($136.60) with a flush, King high
Seat 3: shinpe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Hero mucked
Seat 5: LaJune folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: 99killed folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: jtaylor186 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Joe_Banks (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

0 votes

i couldve saved a ton of chips on some obv beat hands. just had to look them up for some stupid reason tho.

circle jerk and feel better obv. pretty sick though. all in one session or what?

I only glimpsed at about half of them, but dude, most of those hands are terribly misplayed and you shouldn't be stacking off on them.

yeah like 7k hands here's the last one where this donkey soulcrushed me then i just puked and pulled the plug lol

Submitted by : whamm!

POKERSTARS GAME #17802270097: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/30 - 18:08:05 (ET)
Table 'Ludovica III' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: GoldLabel18 ($48.50 in chips)
Seat 2: SparklinRock ($25.40 in chips)
Seat 3: BUG BOY ($118.25 in chips)
Seat 4: MrSpock63 ($88.05 in chips)
Seat 5: Joe_Banks ($119.45 in chips)
Seat 6: sajorv ($87.90 in chips)
Seat 7: Hero ($140.40 in chips)
Seat 8: Rennwurm ($140 in chips)
Seat 9: Digger83 ($18.50 in chips)
sajorv: posts small blind $0.50
Hero : posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Rennwurm: folds
Digger83: folds
GoldLabel18: calls $1
SparklinRock: folds
BUG BOY: raises $2 to $3
MrSpock63: folds
Joe_Banks: folds
sajorv: folds
Hero : raises $10 to $13
GoldLabel18: folds
BUG BOY: calls $10

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $27.50)

   
Hero : bets $19.50
BUG BOY: raises $20.50 to $40
SparklinRock is disconnected
Hero : raises $87.40 to $127.40 and is all-in
BUG BOY: calls $65.25 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($22.15) returned to Hero

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $238.00)

   

River (Pot : $238.00)

   

Showdown
Hero : shows (two pair, Tens and Fours)
BUG BOY: shows (two pair, Tens and Eights)
BUG BOY collected $235 from pot

Summary
Total pot $238 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: GoldLabel18 folded before Flop
Seat 2: SparklinRock folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BUG BOY showed and won ($235) with two pair, Tens and Eights
Seat 4: MrSpock63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Joe_Banks (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: sajorv (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Hero (big blind) showed and lost with two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 8: Rennwurm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Digger83 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

i could have save money on 3 hands.

Submitted by : whamm!

POKERSTARS GAME #17808600684: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/30 - 23:34:39 (ET)
Table 'Attica II' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Wisch ($185.60 in chips)
Seat 2: Dammn_Deuces ($95.30 in chips)
Seat 3: ChangLeeSun ($104.10 in chips)
Seat 4: sexysieben ($75.70 in chips)
Seat 5: I The King I ($103.85 in chips)
Seat 6: Hero ($110.15 in chips)
Seat 7: JasonScherer ($196.15 in chips)
Seat 8: GGTDM ($57 in chips)
Seat 9: 2sukar7 ($49 in chips)
GGTDM: posts small blind $0.50
2sukar7: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Wisch: folds
Dammn_Deuces: folds
ChangLeeSun: folds
sexysieben: raises $1 to $2
I The King I: folds
Hero : raises $6 to $8
JasonScherer: folds
GGTDM: folds
2sukar7: folds
sexysieben: calls $6

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $17.50)

   
sexysieben: bets $5
Hero : raises $10 to $15
sexysieben: calls $10

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $47.50)

   
sexysieben: checks
Hero : bets $29.50
sexysieben: calls $29.50

River (Pot : $106.50)

   
sexysieben: bets $6
Hero : calls $6

Showdown
sexysieben: shows (a straight, Nine to King)
Hero : mucks hand
sexysieben collected $115.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $118.50 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Wisch folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Dammn_Deuces folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ChangLeeSun folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: sexysieben showed and won ($115.50) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 5: I The King I folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Hero mucked
Seat 7: JasonScherer (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: GGTDM (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: 2sukar7 (big blind) folded before Flop