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milkman United States. Oct 21 2007 03:19. Posts 5719

so today was a kinda swingy day and i was done playing poker at about 11pm.. i just got done playing some bw with doomer and yomer, then skot got on vent and asked if anyone wanted to play some nl5 with him. i obv said yes.

so we start playing and me and skot decide were not gonna fold anything preflop.. i start running sick good, sucked out on skot and was up like .60$, but this guy started talking trash from the rail and i was like who the eff is he?

after someone got stacked at our nl5 table this guy sat down with like 2 bucks.. i was having fun and got it all in pf with like 89s vs his KJ and lost.. and hes like "ty"
and im like, w/e no biggie, but then he wins like 10cents and is like "ty", and then it keeps going and going, and then he starts saying other stuff like "wow ty fish" to me and skot, so hes got like 7 bucks and im fed up with it.

im like "WOW STOP SAYING TY, I OBV DOMINATE U"
and start berating him for saying "TY"
and he takes another 10cent pot and is all... "TY"

so im obv like eff dis, "TY? WTF HU FOR ROLLS GO NOW!"
he thinks im a fihs, me and skot r laughing, im like gogogo
hes like "ok" im wait listing 25/50, im not sure what that means, nl50? or nl5K.. i didnt know if he was like some lp lurker that was actually really good and just pretending or what..
so im like, fuck that, lets play higher, dont wait list.. gogog right now.. i tell him to search me, i sit 10/20 (nl2K) obv not going to play with him if he sits... and he cant sit, but he bl<x>inks it.. and says he cant sit there, so im like ok "nl100" and i sit nl100 HU..

this guy was actually a nl5 shortstacker, and eh was horrible, he minraised like 2 hands the whole game we playd,
we playd 60 hands, he limped every button and called like everything from my button. me and skot r just laughing playing this guy, i snap folded 2pair at one point cuz as skot said "he 1000% had the straight" so im jsut waiting to stack this guy, hes not rebuying cuz hes not no more money lol...

then this hand comes up.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/299248

and i stack him for his roll..
he sits out, broke as a joke. and i say "dun"
then obv

"TY!"
and leave.. lol
first HU for rolls that was a success.. maybe ever?

oh heres my graph for today also

never had a more fun break even day.

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SKoT United States. Oct 21 2007 03:21. Posts 1768

perfect

ChoboPokeR_r Germany. Oct 21 2007 03:50. Posts 4598

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Steal City United States. Oct 21 2007 04:50. Posts 2537

i wuv u

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Kapol Poland. Oct 21 2007 05:09. Posts 4696

Nice.

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DustySwedeDude Sweden. Oct 21 2007 06:16. Posts 8623

pretty evil, pretty fun. Pwnage.

XeliN United Kingdom. Oct 21 2007 08:08. Posts 2365

rofl keep up the good work milkman

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lucifer Sweden. Oct 21 2007 08:11. Posts 5955

lol I also hate ty.

It's like... what?

FOR WHAAAAT. I'd rather loose a 500bb pot than loosing a 10bb pot and hear someone go 'ty'.

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PplusAD Germany. Oct 21 2007 11:34. Posts 7182

Well i have no problem with someone saying TY after he sucket out on me.
I just reply : np mate. ( and think : lol motherfucker )

i ocassionally say" ty" after someone played a hand horribly bad and gives me free money.
fe.

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Last edit: 21/10/2007 11:35

twotimesopt United States. Oct 21 2007 12:38. Posts 2393

lol, good work sir.

TY

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