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                            sooon2b   United States. Oct 05 2007 11:35. Posts 774 |    |  |  
                            I need a girlfriend.  Im lonely  .   
 
I am 5"10, 190 lbs, blonde hair, green/blue eyes. 
8" penis 
I dress like a balla 
I have money 
I have an awesome sense of humor 
 
Someone pls be my gf since I cant find a single damn girl here thats not a slut, even tho the girl-guy ratio is like 4-1. FUCK
 
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                            nutshot   United States. Oct 05 2007 11:39. Posts 4539 |    |  |  
                            very good place to post this imo  |  
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                            Fayth      Canada. Oct 05 2007 11:44. Posts 10085 |    |  |  
                            you lack confidence or something? getting girls is quite easy  |  
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                            Fayth      Canada. Oct 05 2007 11:44. Posts 10085 |    |  |  
                            if you actually go out and look for them lolz  |  
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                            Loco   Canada. Oct 05 2007 11:50. Posts 21016 |    |  |  | 
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                            PplusAD   Germany. Oct 05 2007 11:56. Posts 7182 |    |  |  
                            best place to post ! 
 
a total of zero girls will read this ... 
 
On the other hand i kinda agree that its difficult to find girls who are good looking but not  sluts ... 
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                            uiCk   Canada. Oct 05 2007 11:57. Posts 3521 |    |  |  | 
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                            shaneomac   United States. Oct 05 2007 11:58. Posts 4245 |    |  |  
                            yeah agreed with posts above.  honestly tho after my exgf and i broke up last year i spend the next 6-8 months looking for a girlfriend...it wasnt until i stopped looking that i actually found the girl im with now.  it isnt best to force anything.  i understand ur lonely and i was there, but at the same time it usually isnt til u stop looking that someone comes ur way.  best of luck  |  
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                            Zorglub   Denmark. Oct 05 2007 12:22. Posts 2870 |    |  |  | 
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                            matdon460   United States. Oct 05 2007 12:25. Posts 1089 |    |  |  | 
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                            Fayth      Canada. Oct 05 2007 12:38. Posts 10085 |    |  |  
                            actually once he feels good with himself, girls will come by themselves, they like guys who are already happy without a girl, NOT NEEDY  |  
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                            RiKD      United States. Oct 05 2007 13:17. Posts 9547 |    |  |  
                            seriously, why did you post this in a poker forum blog derived from a computer game website? 
 
i actually know a handful of attractive girls at kent state but would not feel comfortable introducing them to someone that would make a post like this. that is a problem. 
 
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                            traxamillion   United States. Oct 05 2007 13:28. Posts 10468 |    |  |  
                            Your doing it wrong. 
 
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                            Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Oct 05 2007 14:02. Posts 3047 |    |  |  
                            
 
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I need a girlfriend.  Im lonely  .   
 
I am 5"10, 190 lbs   |  
 
  
 
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                            Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Oct 05 2007 14:11. Posts 3047 |    |  |  
                            also, does LP actually have any female members?  |  
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                            sooon2b   United States. Oct 05 2007 14:20. Posts 774 |    |  |  
                            meh, yea I am working out again and I def dont look fat by any means, but im def not skinny.   
 
Anyways 
 
Rikd, this post was pretty much a joke, if you couldnt tell by the OP....  I was bored and decided to make a goofy post.   
 
Rikd, what year are you at Dayton?  I have some friends there...  |  
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                            Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Oct 05 2007 14:55. Posts 3047 |    |  |  
                            Not fat? Unless you're built like Mark Wahlberg, at 5'10 and 190 lbs you're pretty close. 
 
To compare: I'm 6'1 and about 170. 
 
You're 3 inches shorter and 20 lbs heavier =] 
 
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                            Bejamin1   Canada. Oct 05 2007 14:57. Posts 7042 |    |  |  
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                            RiKD      United States. Oct 05 2007 15:14. Posts 9547 |    |  |  
                            
 
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meh, yea I am working out again and I def dont look fat by any means, but im def not skinny.   
 
Anyways 
 
Rikd, this post was pretty much a joke, if you couldnt tell by the OP....  I was bored and decided to make a goofy post.   
 
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