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sooon2b   United States. Oct 05 2007 11:35. Posts 774
I need a girlfriend. Im lonely .

I am 5"10, 190 lbs, blonde hair, green/blue eyes.
8" penis
I dress like a balla
I have money
I have an awesome sense of humor

Someone pls be my gf since I cant find a single damn girl here thats not a slut, even tho the girl-guy ratio is like 4-1. FUCK

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nutshot   United States. Oct 05 2007 11:39. Posts 4539

very good place to post this imo

BJLTNYK: d00000000000000000000000000000000000000d 

Fayth    Canada. Oct 05 2007 11:44. Posts 10085

you lack confidence or something? getting girls is quite easy

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Fayth    Canada. Oct 05 2007 11:44. Posts 10085

if you actually go out and look for them lolz

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Loco   Canada. Oct 05 2007 11:50. Posts 21013

www.doyoulookgood.com

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

PplusAD   Germany. Oct 05 2007 11:56. Posts 7182

best place to post !

a total of zero girls will read this ...

On the other hand i kinda agree that its difficult to find girls who are good looking but not sluts ...
@ fayth -> its easy to get a biatch girl and its easy to find ugly grils with nice character but its damn difficult to find a girl that is both beautiful and nice as a person

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

uiCk   Canada. Oct 05 2007 11:57. Posts 3521

yug might read this..

I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson 

shaneomac   United States. Oct 05 2007 11:58. Posts 4245

yeah agreed with posts above. honestly tho after my exgf and i broke up last year i spend the next 6-8 months looking for a girlfriend...it wasnt until i stopped looking that i actually found the girl im with now. it isnt best to force anything. i understand ur lonely and i was there, but at the same time it usually isnt til u stop looking that someone comes ur way. best of luck


Zorglub   Denmark. Oct 05 2007 12:22. Posts 2870

pm yugless

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left 

matdon460   United States. Oct 05 2007 12:25. Posts 1089

what's wrong with sluts?

Of course it was a good shove, I won 

Fayth    Canada. Oct 05 2007 12:38. Posts 10085

actually once he feels good with himself, girls will come by themselves, they like guys who are already happy without a girl, NOT NEEDY

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

ChoboPokeR_r   Germany. Oct 05 2007 13:04. Posts 4598

--- Nuked ---

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had? 

RiKD    United States. Oct 05 2007 13:17. Posts 9386

seriously, why did you post this in a poker forum blog derived from a computer game website?

i actually know a handful of attractive girls at kent state but would not feel comfortable introducing them to someone that would make a post like this. that is a problem.

if you want advice just be interesting and don't give a fuck. if they don't like you fuck them, move on.


traxamillion   United States. Oct 05 2007 13:28. Posts 10468

Your doing it wrong.

Will trade RL advice for poker lessons


Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Oct 05 2007 14:02. Posts 3047


  On October 05 2007 10:35 sooon2b wrote:
I need a girlfriend. Im lonely .

I am 5"10, 190 lbs



This is also part of the problem.

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Oct 05 2007 14:11. Posts 3047

also, does LP actually have any female members?

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

sooon2b   United States. Oct 05 2007 14:20. Posts 774

meh, yea I am working out again and I def dont look fat by any means, but im def not skinny.

Anyways

Rikd, this post was pretty much a joke, if you couldnt tell by the OP.... I was bored and decided to make a goofy post.

Rikd, what year are you at Dayton? I have some friends there...

http://sooon2b.liquidpoker.net/ 

Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Oct 05 2007 14:55. Posts 3047

Not fat? Unless you're built like Mark Wahlberg, at 5'10 and 190 lbs you're pretty close.

To compare: I'm 6'1 and about 170.

You're 3 inches shorter and 20 lbs heavier =]

edited typo

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - SheitanLast edit: 05/10/2007 16:18

Bejamin1   Canada. Oct 05 2007 14:57. Posts 7042

You should probably get married shot-gun wedding style. Women love a man with a ring.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

RiKD    United States. Oct 05 2007 15:14. Posts 9386


  On October 05 2007 13:20 sooon2b wrote:
meh, yea I am working out again and I def dont look fat by any means, but im def not skinny.

Anyways

Rikd, this post was pretty much a joke, if you couldnt tell by the OP.... I was bored and decided to make a goofy post.

Rikd, what year are you at Dayton? I have some friends there...



I graduated from Ohio State a year ago


 
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