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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Aug 23 2007 19:35. Posts 14026

GO SHORTY!

I got lots of silly little presents from my family, and some cashmoney. probably gonna get a 360.

It wouldnt be my birthday without some girl going on mad tilt due to my gangsta ways.

Remember that crazy chick from way back - well yeh shes back lol.

We went out with a group of people last weekend to party and shit. Her best friend tells me shes really into me so im like SAFE!

That group went home in a taxi and i went to the casino on my own (lol dropped u for a gambol bitch) - its in a previous semi-drunk post.

Then she tilted like crazy over the last week so i gave up trying to be nice and play her games via text and told her to fuck off. The last 2 texts i got from her were pretty funny.

(Told her she was emotionally unstable)
"I dont have issues, youre the one who gets abusive and cruel when i dont say what you wanna hear. It seems ur the one with issues. Im not the one who hasnt attended lectures in how ever long. You have no right to judge me for pointing out that as much as i wanted (past tense after that last text you sent me) to be with you i didnt see how we were gonna make it work. Was wondering what you thought we could do about that but since you just told me what you really think of me i dont think i wanna know anymore"

"Oh by the way ur flatmate told me about ur episode on the roof adter that night you caused a scene at the bar (LOL this is all fictional, i was hammered drunk and went out my window onto the roof and sang along to my mp3s)

So dont talk to me or any1 else about emotional stability coz u my friend are exactly that emotionally unstable, oh and youre not a very nice person and im a tool for thinking you were. At least i know what ur like now"

LOL

Im gonna nuke this bitch.

On a more positive brag: My flatmate is taking me out to dinner tonight. Then ill get smashed on drinks nugga.

PEACE

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bane United States. Aug 23 2007 20:18. Posts 2379

i love your posts.

FrinkX United States. Aug 23 2007 23:05. Posts 7562

WHUT!

bitch on a pension suck my dong

Silver_nz New Zealand. Aug 24 2007 00:01. Posts 5647

ggplz Sweden. Aug 24 2007 05:57. Posts 16784

happy bday man

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

MayZerG United Kingdom. Aug 24 2007 09:04. Posts 2123

NIGGA WHUT!

I like to hold all the nuts - CrownRoyal