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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Jul 30 2007 07:48. Posts 14026

my flatmate just came into my room with her little mandarin/english translator, i look at the screen and see

"im pregnant"

im quite shocked really - especially since we havnt had full sex.

then she punched me and told me to stop laughing at her and she left.

It could be the second coming of christ - but that would be a beat because i stopped believing in him some years ago.

2 votes

nolan Ireland. Jul 30 2007 07:55. Posts 6205

this needs to be explained further

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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Jul 30 2007 07:56. Posts 14026

she thought id got her pregnant

even though i havnt put my willy near her

SpasticInk Sweden. Jul 30 2007 08:04. Posts 6298

it's probably the second coming of christ.

she maybe just wanted to tell you, not that you were the father?

qwerty67890 New Zealand. Jul 30 2007 08:08. Posts 14026

well considering she doesnt want sex before marriage because its not traditional - she probably hasnt been knocked up by someone else.

tae-g United States. Jul 30 2007 08:10. Posts 1782

well if you didnt have sex with her and neither did anyone else...2nd coming ez

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ggplz Sweden. Jul 30 2007 08:30. Posts 16784

hahaha

marriage

hahaha

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TheGuru Sweden. Jul 30 2007 08:35. Posts 532

On July 30 2007 07:30 ggplz wrote:
hahaha

marriage

hahaha

lol

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hansen jr. Sweden. Jul 30 2007 08:36. Posts 3735

lol

wobbly_au Australia. Jul 30 2007 08:50. Posts 6540

W_T_F, check if she is a virgin. If so bag her, coz they are like non existent now days.

The Last Laugh.

Last edit: 30/07/2007 08:50

Kapol Poland. Jul 30 2007 09:00. Posts 4696

Is this blog entry a brag or a beat, Sam?

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kantoiki Australia. Jul 30 2007 09:01. Posts 3818

On July 30 2007 07:50 wobbly_au wrote:
W_T_F, check if she is a virgin. If so bag her, coz they are like non existent now days.

omg....can't believe this....but.......

QFT

if she's pregnant without having sex with you thats a horrible horrible beat and you have to rectify it with post-miraculously-getting-girl-preg-without-sex sex.

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet.

Sheitan Canada. Jul 30 2007 09:24. Posts 4217

It's probably the immaculate conception of the resident card ...

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt

Last edit: 30/07/2007 09:26

keuner Germany. Jul 30 2007 09:44. Posts 1535

she thinks uve moeny coz u play poker but u dont have so jsut laugh

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JonnyCosMo United States. Jul 30 2007 12:12. Posts 7292

byrnesam, I dont understand? I'm a visual learner, photoshop it?

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Jamie217 Canada. Jul 30 2007 12:53. Posts 4351

On July 30 2007 11:12 JonnyCosMo wrote:
byrnesam, I dont understand? I'm a visual learner, photoshop it?

agreed

TheTrees United States. Jul 30 2007 13:18. Posts 1592

sounds like a crazy bitch

DaEm0niCuS United States. Jul 30 2007 13:23. Posts 3292

So... she thinks you got her pregnant, but you have not had sex? is she retarded?

jkpickett United States. Jul 30 2007 13:52. Posts 1403

virgins are like Big Foot...they say they exist, but only a select few have encounters

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blunt_smokr United States. Jul 30 2007 14:10. Posts 1314

On July 30 2007 11:12 JonnyCosMo wrote:
byrnesam, I dont understand? I'm a visual learner, photoshop it?