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milkman United States. Jul 22 2007 03:14. Posts 5719

ok so i went out with some friends tonight, one of my old co-workers bought a hotel suite beach side so we could all drink and have a blast... so im still sober, people r starting to get drunk, i decide to show them kings cup and grab 2 diff beers and the bottle of jegger and every time i was gonna drin k i would drink from all 3. So we playd like 4 more games, and we decided after the last game we were all gonna go run into the ocean at full speed and go as far as we can. so it was the last game, 4 of us went out, we got close to beach side and got into a huge rubmble and everyone started fighting. So i called out a few lines from the 300 and we all charged into the ocean. So after a few 100 lines from the 300 and screaming my head off and fighting waste deep in 35degree water, we headed back to the hotel room.
so as soon as we start walkin up the ramp i see a cop, and the my friend JUMPS out from no where and is like "AAJJJJJ!" in spanish, and the cop is just like omg wtf zomg so owned ur is drunk. so the cop starts asking for our info and we all just give him fake info, i missspealed my last name by 2 letters, steinbacher turned into "steinboker" and i was goldedn, and i said my DOB was like 1 year off.. so basically after the cop got my info (i was the last guy) and hes like " so basicall you all gave me fake DOB's and i should be wrighting you 486 dollar tickets.. and im thinking in my head "ive already got an MIP (minor in posession) and it was only 300. so anyway he kinda let us off and started walking the wrong wy, so we all charged up to our room. Last time i was at the beach i got a 300 dollar ticket at 2am from the cops for being drunk.. so this is pretty good.

anyway so we got off, cop juked left, we ran right and made it back to the room... i totally was swimming in like 36degree water and it was sick, i was totally like leonitus from the 300 but without the sick killing skillz, but i wrestled down like it was nothing, and i side beted on the kings cup so someone owes me breakfast.. and i would held to my 5 beer rule but everyone basically begged me to break it so i did.

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ggplz Sweden. Jul 22 2007 03:31. Posts 16784

TRIPPLE HEART BYPASS SICK LIFE SO SICK GIMME BRACELET HOLLA 1MILLION CHIP LOLLLL

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

ggplz Sweden. Jul 22 2007 03:34. Posts 16784

btw i want a refund for the fucking 5 sngs we entered
so sick

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN