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milkman   United States. Jun 16 2007 04:12. Posts 5719 | | |
Well im continuing my quest to post a few blogs b4 i go to vegas.. Today was kinda interesting.. the night b4 alot of the guys from the vent server were on and playing play money on rednines and then flpping at omaha playmoney. So me rush and mezmerizeplz ended up being awake till around 6am the next morning (which is today) so i went to sleep knowing i had a lesson with sixpeppers that i had to get up for.. so im all sleepin and doin my thing and i get a call from a random number at 9am, and i always tell my self that i shouldnt answer random calls when they cant be a boodycall.. but i do cuz im curious.. it ends up being my best friends mom and she says that he called her at 4am saying that he was in horrible pain and had been puking blood alot and was passing out, and now he isnt answering his phone.. so im like ahhh fuck god dammit ill go to his house and see whats up, but his house is 30 mins away.. so i drive 30 mins there , hes alive, so i take him to the emergency room at the hospital, leave him there and go home and go to sleep.. so i slept till around 3pm and then went outside and i forgot i had golfing plans so i had to delay my lesson with derric and go golfing, i bought clubs like 1 or 2 ago and i havent been in like 3 years, so i head out.. i instantly realize that golfing shouldnt even be a sport.. ping pong = sport.. golfing = bull shit tilt control practice..
so im pretty good at golf but it is fucking miserable to play.. i warm up at the driving range and im hitting everything good and straight, and then we tee off and i decided to not get a cart for my bag and just walk it.. so i tee off and get off to a good start, basically the next 8 holes i didnt hit the ball good once.. just fuckin jerking my head up and shankin shit so far off i just took a drop half the time.. im on hole 5 and im just thinkin about what im gonna put in my blog, and wondering why the fuck i wore pants.. golfing instantly brings on the SAS (sweaty ass syndrome) so im walking aound with the worse crotch situation ive had in a while, and like a buncha me<x>tal shit on my back clankin around everywhere so i can finally find my ball, whack it into a tree, and follow it again... couple things were goin through my mind.. 1st i was thinkin how many buyins i was gonna lose or make when i got home, and weather or not to play 6max or full ring.. 2nd i was thinkin who chases more balls? tiger woods, or missot? and finally i was just wanting to see someone get hit with a golf ball.. so a few hours later we were done, and then i got home and loaded up the good old poker stars, kind had a little home game at nl25 full ring wiht doomer, actiondj(sixpeppers) and jonnycosmo.. cosmo ended up winning every fuckin flip imaginable and i think i ended down 6 buyins or a little more. Then cosmo says he needs to go pack and go to sleep, so im like fuck that no hitting and running, nl100 flip! and he says no cuz its TOO!! degen, so im like fine w/e hit and runner... and then 10 min later hes on bnet playing bw like the rest of us.. and im like zomg haz cheater... so basically im gonna nail his sister and steal something cool from his house in vegas.. maybe saki saki, who knows...
anyway thats golf, poker, and hospital all in one day.
oh btw my best friends gonna live, but they duno whats wrong with him.
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hansen jr.   Sweden. Jun 16 2007 04:42. Posts 3735 | | |
lol @ golf = tilt control. so true |
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ggplz   Sweden. Jun 16 2007 05:18. Posts 16784 | | | |
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MezmerizePLZ   United States. Jun 16 2007 09:30. Posts 2598 | | | |
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