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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. May 05 2015 17:07. Posts 8646
As some of you may know, traditional Mexican establishment Taco Bell is giving out free biscuit tacos this morning in honor of Cinco de Mayo. I haven't been to Taco Bell in years but decided to go and collect my free food.

At the drive-thru there were only two vehicles in front of me, not bad considering the occasion.

me: "1 Bacon Egg & Cheese biscuit taco (free) and 1 Chicken w/Honey Jalapeno Sauce biscuit (because I'm not just going to eat 1 fucking taco)"

girl: "Sorry, we're out of chicken"

me: "Ok, 1 Bacon Egg & Cheese + 1 Sausage Egg & Cheese"

girl: "Sorry, we're out of sausage"

Whatever bitch, just get me 2 Bacon Egg & Cheese biscuit tacos.

I drive forward and start waiting, the same two vehicles in front of me. 5 minutes becomes 10 becomes 20. For the FIRST car in line. By this time there were a bunch of cars behind me and there's no way for me to just drive away. The first guy finally leaves, and there's one vehicle left ahead of me, a minivan with a man and what I assume was his 5-6 year old son. They wait for about ANOTHER 10-15 minutes. Then without getting served, this man, who is probably a hard-working citizen and wonderful human being, honks his horn for about 10 seconds straight, makes some gestures at the window, then drives off.

I think his honking got someone's attention, because as soon as I pulled up to the window, this 40-something tweaker lady with a big scab on the side of her mouth apologizes and says they're short-staffed.

Then she asks me to repeat my order, LOL. After I tell her she disappears for a few minutes, then this really tall skinny guy who looks like he has down syndrome randomly opens the window and asks me what I need a refund for..(???)..I tell him I don't need a refund for anything. He apologizes, wait a few more minutes, then tweaker lady comes back. She tells me they are out of tacos, and asks if there's anything else she could get me. I ask her if there's something of similar value they could give me. She closes the window and starts talking into her headset microphone, I guess to Taco Bell HQ or wherever such high-level decisions are made.

She comes back a couple minutes later with EXACTLY what I ordered, 2 Bacon/Egg/Cheese biscuit tacos (....). After having spent nearly an hour at the Taco Bell drive-thru, I drove away and started unwrapping them. One was cold, completely unheated, the other was warm. I mean what the fuck, how can one be heated and one not????? Wouldn't it at least make more sense if they forgot to heat both?? FFS

Anyway, I got back to my apartment, took a couple small bites out of one, it was disgusting, and I threw them both in the garbage.

Fuck Taco Bell, fuck them so hard.

Fuck Cinco de Mayo.

Fuck James Harden.



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Rinny   United States. May 05 2015 17:24. Posts 600

taco bells vary a lot in quality compared to other fast food place. the one near me is super nice, but the one in the town I go to school in... everything tastes like windex.


TalentedTom    Canada. May 05 2015 17:25. Posts 20070

Taco bell used to be the nuts 12+ years ago

Now all they do is give me taco shits

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passiveace   United States. May 05 2015 17:27. Posts 46

taco bell makes me ill everytime i eat it.


Santafairy   Korea (South). May 05 2015 17:46. Posts 2224

lol "Bacon/Egg/Cheese biscuit tacos"

I have some vegetarian or vegan friend, he's always like fuck yeah it's taco bell night, I try to explain to him it's shit and that since he lives in California he can easily go to an actual Mexican place but he's been basically unresponsive. it's a total mystery to me, I would think a vegan would want the most yuppie food he could find, but instead it's fast food, maybe Taco Bell is the best fast food option for vegans or something

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Rinny   United States. May 05 2015 18:07. Posts 600

Taco bell is the best veggie option because you can get beans. Other fast food places dont have any non meat protein option


hiems   United States. May 05 2015 19:00. Posts 2979


  On May 05 2015 17:07 Rinny wrote:
Taco bell is the best veggie option because you can get beans. Other fast food places dont have any non meat protein option



um Chipotle obviously?

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jdmk2114   United States. May 05 2015 19:10. Posts 25

The gif made me laugh


Highcard   Canada. May 05 2015 19:19. Posts 5428

next time video tape it

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Highcard   Canada. May 05 2015 19:19. Posts 5428

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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. May 05 2015 21:09. Posts 8646

videotaping terrible fast food places can make money on youtube, is that really a thing? lol i will be prepared next time.


  On May 05 2015 16:25 TalentedTom wrote:
Taco bell used to be the nuts 12+ years ago

Now all they do is give me taco shits



yeah it was one of my favorites back in the day. today was my first time there in like 3-4 years though.

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hiems   United States. May 05 2015 21:40. Posts 2979


  On May 05 2015 20:09 bigredhoss wrote:
videotaping terrible fast food places can make money on youtube, is that really a thing? lol i will be prepared next time.

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yeah it was one of my favorites back in the day. today was my first time there in like 3-4 years though.


just fyi, its pretty standard for fast food franchise locations to vary in quality (service, food preparation, cleanliness, price) from location to location.

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traxamillion   United States. May 05 2015 22:04. Posts 10468

sounds like an absolutely filthy spot. taco bell has been slipping for a while now


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. May 05 2015 23:05. Posts 9634

someone once said nothing s free :D


ggplz   Sweden. May 06 2015 04:04. Posts 16784

absolutely fucking hilarious

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4TM   United States. May 06 2015 04:20. Posts 712

A+ post


dnagardi   Hungary. May 06 2015 08:47. Posts 1776

10/10 would read again


TianYuan    Korea (South). May 07 2015 05:55. Posts 6817

On the topic of fast food, the best fast food video ever :C

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mnj   United States. May 07 2015 06:01. Posts 3848

funny read xD

but anytime i see a middle aged woman work at a drive through i only feel sympathy


 
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