live poker

HULK SMASH RAGE

Just hate the tanking when everyone on the table including the person in question knows they are going to fold.

Or the 2 minute tank ah this is so sick blah blah from 2nd set when some ridiculous gutshot straight hit the turn (ie Q625) and someone check jams them, its not like they are ever ever ever folding, the other guy never has 34 either its always like 52 56 or Q5 etc. So tilt.

And I don't like if people rage when I think 10 seconds about what to do. Give me some time man...

I always thought it was bizarre that if someone is so embarrassed to show what trash they called with, then why the fuck are they playing it in the first place? And all this showing only 1 card at showdown bullshit to see if it's any good.

I have a pair of queens
-i also have a pair of queens
whats your kicker?
-better than a 6
mine too
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST BOTH OF YOU SHOW YOUR RAGS ALREADY.

I always snap show my hand at showdown, out of turn, even multiway, and I'll scoop that fucking pot in 5 seconds with 7 high if somebody doesnt show a winner.

I actually know some good players that do acting even when they always knew they were gonna fold, just to establish an image. Like for example stalling in the SB with trash vs a raise from CO and a 3b from BTN, just so people think he is folding a big hand, so next time he cold4bets gets more credit, stuff like that. I personally hate to now know that some people are doing shit like that and wasting my time, but these players have done good in tourneys so who knows..., then again donkaments are a variance fest so whatever

People playing slow is super annoying but I'm all in favor of etiquette that makes fish more comfortable. Yeah you lose information when you show your winning hand first, but when the situation is reversed you give away less so it evens out.

I get pissed of when two people go all in and neither player flips up their hand