Beginning Dec. 11th we will be offering a free 3-part live poker workshop. Everyone is welcome to attend. You just have to have a free PokerZion account to login.
Series Schedule
Dec. 11th 4:00pm PST - General Player Profiling
Dec. 12th 6:00pm PST - Hand Reading 101
Dec. 13th 2:00pm PST - Playing the Turn
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every time i play live poker i ask myself why i bother playing live poker. i've never been bombarded by more idiocy/scumbaggery in my life. honestly, not allowing the scum to congregate in public should be the #1 reason for legalizing online poker, keep them at home.
today's highlight of ridiculousness came in a small pot. 5/10 game. one guy limps and it comes to me on the button with QTo. I make it 40. Doofus who is wearing a backwards visor and talking/acting like he's a foxwoods 5/10 regular makes the limp/call.
Flop comes Qc 5d 2d. He checks, I bet $40 and he calls.
Turn 9c. He checks, and I decide to check it behind cause I think he's pretty weak and I'll be more likely to get value on the river.
River comes 2s. He checks again, and I figure I'm right and he has A high or 66-TT maybe. I bet $100.
He proceeds to count out his stack, stare me down, recount out his stack, count out $100, stare me down, then finally calls. I flip over QTo. He stares at it and the board for like 10 seconds, then slams down QJdd and goes YEAH!!!!!!! BOOOOOO YEAH!! YES!! I JUST LOVE WINNING THE CLOSE ONES. YES! Then after he calms down from acting like he won the superbowl in a $300 pot at a 5/10 game, he starts saying to himself "I shoulda pushed it, I knew it! I shoulda pushed it!" as if I were somehow going to bet/call a $2000 overbet raise on the river with QTo.
Im running like complete horseshit for a month and a half now, you know the deal getting it in favorite and losing blah blah blah blah, cash or tourneys the same whatever. The freeroll continues ...
On a side note i just went to 2 interviews for new jobs, one for Reynolds and Reynolds and the other one for a technical support compagny, the last one phoned me back and told me the job is mine but i'm not sure i want to go work for them =) I should start working the 5th of January and if Rey and Rey don't call me back then i'll probably accept and see what happens. Salary is ok and it's like 10 mn from my place so why not, if it's fugly i'll just leave and look for something else i guess !
Here in Montreal the snow just started and the white shit is pouring all over the place, since im starting a new job i won't be able to go back to France and visit my family which makes me sad cuz i miss my young nephew a lot (my first and only nephew so far). I got one older brother and my wife got a younger bro that just announced her by phone that he was gay LEWL, i saw that coming for like 10 years and kept telling her he was gay (i got a sick read on him) she wouldn't believe me and would even get upset when i told her.
So i guess we won't have nephews from him hay ? For now he's hiding the truth to his parents but i just can'twait when the drama is gonna explode i wouldn't miss that on my life, my mother-in-law is old school and i can't wait to see her face when she get the news, KARMA BITCH !!!! LEWLEWLEWL
For now i just stay chill with my wife since i want to have sex for the incoming months but seriously, can't wait LMAO. Life is like a chocolate box, that guy was right =)
"i'm a completely selfish jerk i do whatever i want and whenever i want but you probably guess that already. in this big game that we play life, its not what u hope for, its not what u deserve, its what u take!"
So my sugar mami got my new monitor, and its bad assssss,it so big, i'm use to playing on 17 and 19 inch monitors. So it feels extra nice to play poker and games on a big wide screen. The use the monitor as a TV too, and will be watching all of LOST, Heroes, True blood and Entourage that i downloaded.
She also got us floor tickets for the raptors game vs boston coming up, im pretty excited for that too, i haven't been to a raptors game in over a year.
It feels really good to get stuff for free, when nothing in my life was given to me, i've had to work for everything i own.
So November did not go as planned, i had a few goals, such as reaching silver star, taking successful shots at nl25. Unfortunately i fulfilled none of those, i ran into a few road bumps, i lost 160 playing 1/2 live which really tilted me, so i cashed out 100 from stars to make up for that loss.
So this month i am aiming for:
-Silver star
- 25nl shot
- BR of $500
I don't have as much time as i did in the past to play poker, as i am working more now, but i try to grind before and after work (not sure how effective this is) So far the start of DEcember has been a little rocky, but its just variance and coolers, it doesnt bother me. I'm winning at nl10, and will so this month.
I love drinking water. Water is so crisp and refreshing, especially when it is nice and cool, with a light amount of ice. Personally, i try drinking a gallon of water a day. Nothing bad can come of drinking water, that is unless you drink four gallons of water within 6 hours and get water poisoning. That would be terrible. But you cannot deny that drinking water (in moderation) is obviously wonderful in every aspect. It helps you stay awake, it hydrates your body, it makes you pee a lot, its a natural detox, it will cleanse your body, it keeps your temperature in balance at 98.7 degrees F, and water also supresses appetite! Perfect for all diets!
But its not just drinking water that makes water amazing. You can use it to clean things like clothes, dishes, cars, boats, fruits and vegetables, yourself, you can swim in it, cook with it, you can pull pranks with it, you can put it in a balloon and have water fights with it (unless you're in canada of course where the temperature is in the negatives every day of the year), you can soak things in it, and you can also contain fish in it!
I've been logging ~6 hours a day playing live 1/2 since friday.
stnd live rants, someone called me a nit i think actually for the first time in my life (being serious you'll know if you've ever played with me) so i made sure for an hour or so any time he limped i raised, any time he raised i re-raised or any time he did anything i fucked with him until he started talking shit and i found out from him and his buddies that AK is, in fact, not third nuts. That I raise too much and I'm stupid to mess with someone of his caliber who has played so many hands and that there is no way I've played over 1million hands in my life and ugh i could go on but really i'm too busy counting his money.
I chopped an omaha tournament tonight too, ez life.
overall i'm up something like 1k and i didn't actually get to play saturday so four nights of grinding or something.
btw im pretty convinced that i can sustain a 30ptbb+ winrate live, i dunno what's really practical but i really doubt that anyone can play a looser more aggressive style than I am and make it profitable + i think i'm perfect and i haven't honestly misplayed a hand yet because it's so ez to not fuck up when you're playing one table and can feel the atmosphere.
anyways, can't wait til i'm 21 to move to vegas just to try out the lifestyle for a while or something. It's too bad I fail so bad @ online grinding, i win @ it but end up losing anyway cause i'm too degen or something... I need a personal secretary to keep me from being a fucking retard or something. Maybe I'll grow up some day but until then all of the ways I lose @ online are impossible outcomes live.
ahhhhhh one more thing, i found out that a 5/10 game runs every tuesday but im def not rolled for that and I think I'm leaving out for work sometime in the next week anyway but if I end up getting time off until after new years and I have to keep grinding to live i'm pretty stoked to go destroy some fags at 5/10.
so i learned all about br management today. in a few quick hands (with a starting br of around 325) i played out of my limit. very quickly i played well and got beat w/ set over set, and twice people leading OOP with flush draws and hitting.
d4 session 4, 4 weeks poker experience
br = 222.55
moving down to 20nl.
Of course this post isn't about porn . I just wanted to share pics of Daniela Sarahyba, a brazilian model. She is what I would call "perfect woman", so I decided to post her pics and I'd like to know what kind of woman you would call "perfect". I want pics obviously.
November sucked hairy balls... consideirng i hit a 18k downswing (omfgwtfbbq!!!) i ended up amost break even so it feels like a win, plus finally i put up decent # of hands (20k hands is good 4 tabling) so here is the graph:
BTW im selling my action in the upcoming LAPT mexico, i already sold 100% of myself for the "main event" and there is a 2nd chance event, so in case i bust early in the main event and play this shit (1000+80 buy-in) anyone want to buy 50% of me for 25% of the profits + buyin make-up? if so please PM me.
I didnt want to put this in blogs because it disappears after 5 entries get put up but i guess ill just move it to general after it disappears. the title of the entry explains a lot.
so its my moms birthday and my dad, my mom and i went to a thai restaurant about 30 minutes away. the food was pretty good, we had some good soups, appetizers and my drunken noodles main was tasty.
anyway we're wrapping the meal up and i feel some gas coming along. anyone who knows me pretty well knows just how much i love to fart. GOD I LOVE FARTING. theres just nothing better. so i rip one or two and they leave a delicious aroma around our table. i think my parents smell it but they havent made any comments yet. so i go to let another one out but its more than just air.
i felt the liquid poop hit my boxers and my eyes hit the back of my head, i gulped really hard and excused myself to the bathroom. as i was waddling towards the mens room all i could think about was not getting any buttsauce on my $90 lucky jeans.
i get in there and theres a tiny little mess on my favorite pair of boxers. i remove my shoes, then my jeans and underwear and drop them in the trash. it was one of those single toilet mens rooms where you have the whole bathroom to yourself so i was ok to walk around stark naked from the waist down and not get any stares from neighboring bathroom attendees. i finished the poop, cleaned up and walked out of there with a new airy breeze reaching my privates.
this was only the second time ive ever sharted. the first was about 9 years ago, i was 15 and playing starcraft and back then all i lost was a ladder game. this shitting experience was a lot like playing starcraft. basically i was protoss, my poop was zerg, i early expo'ed, the waste 9 pool+fast speed upg for lings and ran his lings by my photons. this is the last mother fucking time ill ever let those goddamn lings past my choke/anus.
im sad to part with my favorite boxers, but i guess they are a small price to pay for the enjoyment of the poo. its also sad that from now on i will fear farting without the aftermath of a volcanic eruption in my pants.
I didnt want to put this in blogs because it disappears after 5 entries get put up but i guess ill just move it to general after it disappears. the title of the entry explains a lot.
so its my moms birthday and my dad, my mom and i went to a thai restaurant about 30 minutes away. the food was pretty good, we had some good soups, appetizers and my drunken noodles main was tasty.
anyway we're wrapping the meal up and i feel some gas coming along. anyone who knows me pretty well knows just how much i love to fart. GOD I LOVE FARTING. theres just nothing better. so i rip one or two and they leave a delicious aroma around our table. i think my parents smell it but they havent made any comments yet. so i go to let another one out but its more than just air.
i felt the liquid poop hit my boxers and my eyes hit the back of my head, i gulped really hard and excused myself to the bathroom. as i was waddling towards the mens room all i could think about was not getting any buttsauce on my $90 lucky jeans.
i get in there and theres a tiny little mess on my favorite pair of boxers. i remove my shoes, then my jeans and underwear and drop them in the trash. it was one of those single toilet mens rooms where you have the whole bathroom to yourself so i was ok to walk around stark naked from the waist down and not get any stares from neighboring bathroom attendees. i finished the poop, cleaned up and walked out of there with a new airy breeze reaching my privates.
this was only the second time ive ever sharted. the first was about 9 years ago, i was 15 and playing starcraft and back then all i lost was a ladder game. this shitting experience was a lot like playing starcraft. basically i was protoss, my poop was zerg, i early expo'ed, the waste 9 pool+fast speed upg for lings and ran his lings by my photons. this is the last mother fucking time ill ever let those goddamn lings past my choke/anus.
im sad to part with my favorite boxers, but i guess they are a small price to pay for the enjoyment of the poo. its also sad that from now on i will fear farting without the aftermath of a volcanic eruption in my pants.
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. I just wanted to share pics of Daniela Sarahyba, a brazilian model. She is what I would call "perfect woman", so I decided to post her pics and I'd like to know what kind of woman you would call "perfect". I want pics obviously.
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