Need $200 on FTP
Roald, Nov 29 2010
I have stars $. People who have traded with me in the past have went on to win the sunday million and one person who traded with me went on to become Ket and that guy fkn owns
lol democracy
Roald, Nov 05 2010
So after 8 years in power, the republicans leave the US with a bad economy, 2 wars, and a damaged reputation. Consequently, Americans vote for "hope and change". The republicans fight this hope and change every inch of the way. So now hope and change isn't fast enough for the fat Americans.
So obviously we voted even more republicans out so we could get the hope and change we actually wanted.
Right? ..... Right?
Need Russian
Roald, Aug 17 2010
If you know Russian, please translate these two sentences. I used Babelfish and think I got the idea but I want to make sure
попробовал прогу- прога огонь. быстрая,много настроек и 10 дней полного триала...
А вылечить ее по типу вечный триал можно?
Chat banned again
Roald, Jan 23 2009
I don't even remember saying this but it's 100% something I would say
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tell her to keep ur sperm in her mouth while she does me
feels so good
only 24 hours though so thats cool
400 ftp -> stars
Roald, Jan 17 2009
Want to get 400 from ftp to stars
pm or comment here plz
edit: last person to hook me up won sunday million 2 days later
edit2: done, thx ket
600 FTP -> Stars
Roald, Dec 27 2008
Have $600 on FTP that I want to get over to stars. Send me a PM plz
edit: done
500 STARS -> FTP
Roald, Nov 15 2008
Have 500 stars need 500 ftp
reply here or send me a PM
November = hell
Roald, Nov 01 2008
So October finished on a really bad note. The last few days I spewed a little and just played plain bad. Anyways I decided that I would not be deterred and would get back on the horse and kill it in November. Well, as they say "to make God laugh just tell him your plans".
I think my play was good for the most part. I ran fucking $375 below expectation in allins Is that a fucking record or what? 7.5 buyins in 7500 hands? Thats 5 big bets per 100 BELOW EXPECTATION. Anyways, whatever, my bankroll can stand this shit pretty easy. Funny thing is I was going to moveup this weekend until my downswing started last month. All told, I am down 17 buyins in 6 days. Here's some fun hands from today.
yes! top set in a reraised pot. What could possibly go wrong?
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This one I maybe could have gotten away from when I think about it. bleh, whatever
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HAHA this guy is such a fish, so obvious he's on a flush draw. D'oh!
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Aw crap the turn completed. Aw cool the board paired on the river. Awwwwwww
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Yay flopped a flush I et I get paid now
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HAHA I bet this guy has KK I am totally stacking him
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Submitted by : Roald PokerStars Game #21679620817: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/11/01 18:40:41 ET
Table 'Lilofee IV' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: zymen ($9.25 in chips)
Seat 2: ale1teixeira ($69.25 in chips)
Seat 3: Shoalwater ($48.75 in chips)
Seat 4: TheFrostE ($10 in chips)
Seat 5: SretiCentV ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: deigojd ($45.75 in chips)
Seat 7: Winningham,J ($31.25 in chips)
Seat 8: johnl44 ($53.35 in chips)
Seat 9: kae73 ($35.90 in chips)
deigojd: posts small blind $0.25
Winningham,J: posts big blind $0.50
TheFrostE: posts big blind $0.50
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to SretiCentV
johnl44: folds
kae73: raises $1.50 to $2
zymen: folds
ale1teixeira: folds
Shoalwater: folds
TheFrostE: folds
SretiCentV : calls $2
deigojd: folds
Winningham,J: calls $1.50
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $6.75)
Winningham,J: bets $5
kae73: raises $5 to $10
SretiCentV : raises $14 to $24
Winningham,J: calls $19
kae73: raises $9.90 to $33.90 and is all-in
SretiCentV : calls $9.90
Winningham,J: calls $5.25 and is all-in
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $99.15)
River (Pot : $99.15)
Showdown kae73: shows (three of a kind, Kings)
SretiCentV : mucks hand
kae73 collected $9.30 from side pot
Winningham,J: mucks hand
kae73 collected $91.50 from main pot
Summary Total pot $103.80 Main pot $91.50. Side pot $9.30. | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: zymen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ale1teixeira folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Shoalwater folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TheFrostE folded before Flop
Seat 5: SretiCentV (button) mucked
Seat 6: deigojd (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Winningham,J (big blind) mucked
Seat 8: johnl44 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: kae73 showed and won ($100.80) with three of a kind, Kings
Proof that Stars is rigged
Roald, Oct 26 2008
ok not really but it strikes fear into my heart seeing that I am running 11 buyins below expectation in allins. I mean this isn't like that pokerev program that people came to eventually disregard.
I hope someone who is better than me at math can explain to me how it is possible for this to happen over such a significant sample size
this is my life
Roald, Oct 24 2008
note: all four of these guys are fish
Submitted by : Roald
PokerStars Game #21468966240: Hold'em Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/10/24 21:51:49 ET
Table 'Bootes IV' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: carib-stud ($43.15 in chips)
Seat 2: phish4it ($21.15 in chips)
Seat 3: SretiCentV ($50 in chips)
Seat 4: SQUi5HiiFiSH ($58.05 in chips)
Seat 5: O'DoyleRules ($37.25 in chips)
Seat 6: AA@enry@KK ($3.25 in chips)
Seat 8: sandyparis14 ($51.90 in chips)
Seat 9: Talaly ($10 in chips)
Eliyano joins the table at seat #7
SQUi5HiiFiSH: posts small blind $0.25
O'DoyleRules: posts big blind $0.50
phish4it: posts big blind $0.50
Holecards Dealt to SretiCentV
AA@enry@KK: folds
sandyparis14: calls $0.50
Talaly: folds
carib-stud: folds
phish4it: checks
SretiCentV : calls $0.50
SQUi5HiiFiSH: calls $0.25
O'DoyleRules: checks
Flop (Pot : $2.50)
SQUi5HiiFiSH: checks
O'DoyleRules: checks
sandyparis14: checks
phish4it: checks
SretiCentV : bets $1
SQUi5HiiFiSH: folds
O'DoyleRules: folds
sandyparis14: folds
phish4it: folds
Uncalled bet ($1) returned to SretiCentV
phish4it is sitting out
SretiCentV collected $2.40 from pot
SretiCentV : doesn't show hand
Summary Total pot $2.50 | Rake $0.10
Board
Seat 1: carib-stud folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: phish4it folded on the Flop
Seat 3: SretiCentV (button) collected ($2.40)
Seat 4: SQUi5HiiFiSH (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: O'DoyleRules (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: AA@enry@KK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: sandyparis14 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Talaly folded before Flop (didn't bet)
fml
oh and this is pretty funny too
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