At first I thought stars had somehow become rigged against me (has happened before) but then I realized that my entire life is fucked right now and saw the "believe in god" thread and my mind was made up.
God is my enemy. I will fight you, you cunt fucking faggot nigger god. Obviously I cannot win but I will die happy if I die fighting you. To me victory will be fighting until I have no strength left to fight.
If I catch any of you guys breaking any rules on pokerstars, I will report you. Poker is serious business people and I simply cannot tolerate you people running around breaking rules like you own the place.
I'm actually offended by my own odor. Got home from a killer tennis session. Didn't want to shower because I knew I'd be gambooling and the A/C in my office sucks so I tend to sweat alot (especially my balls) when I play. Anyways, holy shit do I stink. I bet I could go down to the home depot and scare away some mexicans, man
I can't stop spewing. There are so many situation where I know I'm way behind and I still call huge river bets. I still stack off with overpairs way too often. I have learned a ton in the last 2 months but far too often I ignore my intuition (which comes from knowledge obviously) and make poor plays.
So, despite being in the black almost 17 buyins and being rolled for nl100, I am going to play nl25 again. My win rate there is much higher and I will look at it as being a self punishment and a chance to regain confidence. To avoid temptation, I am going to cash out all but 40 buyins for nl25.
This is my August so far. I just started on Monday since I was on vacation before that. When I started playing nl50 9 max in July, I started with some very nice results. I was motivated to work on my game alot. I posted hands, watched videos, discussed strategy in general, etc. Now, I am going absolutely nowhere and it sucks. Unless I hit a major heater next week, I'm going to withdraw most of my bankroll and play nl25 again, which has always been very good to me.
Holy shit stop raining. I come back from that shit hole Europe, having actually learned to appreciate USA, and I get rained on all week. I hated Europe so much. It was my first time there since 1995. They fucking rape you with everything. Fifty cents to use the bathroom? Is a hand job from the bitch wearing the burka included?
I went to some crappy restaurant in Italy because the food prices looked reasonable. I ordered a coke without looking at the menu since I was really thirsy. Five euros! Half a liter for fucking 8 dollars. I buy a fucking 2 liter for 99 cents at costco. I can't imagine you people that actually live in Europe pay half your fucking paycheck in taxes then can't do anything without getting raped again.
Oh yeah and there were bees everywhere. I couldn't go anywhere without having those little fuckers flying in my face. I hate bees and made myself look like an ass more than once running away when they fucking swarmed me.
God bless America. God bless Bush for all I fucking care. Give me my free parking and $1 coke and reasonable taxes and free fucking bathroom over your Euro bullshit any day of the week. Fuck socialism
hand #1
Guillote is 15/13/5 over a small sample size of about 20 hands. This board is very draw heavy so my reasoning is that there's a good chance he plays his draws/overpairs aggressively enough to justify shove here. + Show Spoiler +
Submitted by : Roald
POKERSTARS GAME #18788540873: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/07/13 - 11:44:42 (ET)
Table 'Osiris' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Kimo10647 ($13.10 in chips)
Seat 2: yolkee ($50 in chips)
Seat 3: racingstones ($63.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Humark43 ($22.15 in chips)
Seat 6: fozberry ($24.30 in chips)
Seat 7: SretiCentV ($59.50 in chips)
Seat 8: InspectahAce ($74.55 in chips)
Seat 9: guillote ($57.25 in chips)
Kimo10647: posts small blind $0.25
yolkee: posts big blind $0.50
SretiCentV : bets $5.55
yolkee is sitting out
yolkee has returned
InspectahAce: folds
guillote: raises $10.45 to $16
hand #2
duke is 33/17/.56 I feel like I may have played this hand too aggressively but lately I have been trying to play draws aggro. Did I go overboard here and how would anyone play this differently? + Show Spoiler +
Submitted by : Roald
POKERSTARS GAME #18849459753: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/07/15 - 20:39:10 (ET)
Table 'Dardanos' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: HJELVIKEN ($48.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Dukemiked ($31.90 in chips)
Seat 4: elpapelucho ($40.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Landersp ($82 in chips)
Seat 6: SretiCentV ($54.20 in chips)
Seat 7: FEARisPOWER ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 8: priceisrong ($28.50 in chips)
HJELVIKEN: posts small blind $0.25
Dukemiked: posts big blind $0.50
Holecards Dealt to SretiCentV
evo.com joins the table at seat #2
elpapelucho: folds
Landersp: folds
SretiCentV : raises $1.50 to $2
FEARisPOWER: folds
priceisrong: folds
HJELVIKEN: calls $1.75
Dukemiked: calls $1.50
Dukemiked: checks
SretiCentV : bets $14
Dukemiked: raises $9.40 to $23.40 and is all-in
SretiCentV : calls $9.40
hand #3
bluiz is 30/11/1.67 Does this become an easy fold when he shoves like that? He is reasonably short though so maybe that changes the equation? + Show Spoiler +
Submitted by : Roald
POKERSTARS GAME #18850195978: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/07/15 - 21:12:57 (ET)
Table 'Yrsa V' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: odw11 ($17.25 in chips)
Seat 3: flopagood1 ($34.80 in chips)
Seat 4: SretiCentV ($94.85 in chips)
Seat 5: bozsokaa ($38.65 in chips)
Seat 6: Zenzor ($52.25 in chips)
Seat 7: Landersp ($49.10 in chips)
Seat 8: t-doug222 ($36.45 in chips)
Seat 9: bluiznta2s ($24.40 in chips)
odw11: posts small blind $0.25
flopagood1: posts big blind $0.50
hand #1
This guy play 73/22 and his reraise looks like tilt to me. Can I justify jamming here? + Show Spoiler +
Submitted by : Roald
POKERSTARS GAME #18770436945: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/07/12 - 16:20:04 (ET)
Table 'Astyanax' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: bianca70 ($31.55 in chips)
Seat 3: PokerWaaij ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 4: thndr5 ($35.95 in chips)
Seat 5: Moneybags002 ($18.60 in chips)
Seat 6: gabesaid ($26.35 in chips)
Seat 7: PeacockJac ($17.50 in chips)
Seat 8: RSSmoot ($55.85 in chips)
Seat 9: SretiCentV ($55.45 in chips)
thndr5: posts small blind $0.25
Moneybags002: posts big blind $0.50
NancyBotwin: sits out
Holecards Dealt to SretiCentV
gabesaid: folds
PeacockJac has timed out
PeacockJac: folds
PeacockJac is sitting out
RSSmoot: folds
SretiCentV : raises $1.50 to $2
bianca70: folds
PokerWaaij: folds
thndr5: folds
PeacockJac has returned
Moneybags002: raises $16.50 to $18.50
hand #2
He plays 37/16/2. Would anyone check turn? As played wtf do I do about this minraise? + Show Spoiler +
Submitted by : Roald
POKERSTARS GAME #18771058941: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/07/12 - 16:48:26 (ET)
Table 'Setebos' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: MEFO1964 ($50.80 in chips)
Seat 3: Talon2000 ($10 in chips)
Seat 4: matyagustin ($48.25 in chips)
Seat 5: smile large ($47.20 in chips)
Seat 6: Playervin ($53.55 in chips)
Seat 7: SretiCentV ($50.75 in chips)
Seat 8: [Apo]-1987 ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 9: JJanke88 ($9.25 in chips)
matyagustin: posts small blind $0.25
smile large: posts big blind $0.50
Playervin: checks
skyfly2007 joins the table at seat #2
SretiCentV : bets $4.20
Playervin: calls $4.20
Turn (Pot : $14.15)
Playervin: checks
SretiCentV : bets $10
edit: he minsraises to $20 here - didn't copy enough hh
hand #3
41/2/.75 Were my bet sizes too small here? I had a feeling he was drawing. Now the river hits him but I have too much invested. I think it wouldn't have been possible to get him AI on turn even with bigger bets. I don't like huge bets against fish anyways because they get scared away so. Also, what do I do about the river? + Show Spoiler +
Submitted by : Roald
POKERSTARS GAME #18771448536: HOLD'EM POT LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/07/12 - 17:06:51 (ET)
Table 'Capella II' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Commander25 ($56.65 in chips)
Seat 2: chrisxcross1 ($41.85 in chips)
Seat 3: HiRo55 ($21.45 in chips)
Seat 4: hockey59 ($26.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Gregory06 ($73.55 in chips)
Seat 6: mnb1229 ($26.90 in chips)
Seat 7: SretiCentV ($56.10 in chips)
Seat 8: livnlrn69 ($30.85 in chips)
Seat 9: Fratzenpoker ($68.40 in chips)
Fratzenpoker: posts small blind $0.25
Commander25: posts big blind $0.50
hand #1
This hand seemed tricky to me. The guy who cold called the 3 bet is playing 9/7 and it just seems super suspect to me that he would make this kind of a call. His flop check though makes him seem a bit weak. Anyone bet the flop or turn here? + Show Spoiler +
Submitted by : Roald
POKERSTARS GAME #18705196209: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/07/09 - 20:03:57 (ET)
Table 'Nymphe' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: shift4ie ($53.70 in chips)
Seat 2: oneluckymug ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 3: SretiCentV ($54 in chips)
Seat 4: michal1977 ($47.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Johnny7Cash ($62.70 in chips)
Seat 6: lepsyl ($71.15 in chips)
Seat 7: PlayOnDrugs ($56.30 in chips)
Seat 8: 2sides2me ($50.40 in chips)
Seat 9: Itlbfun ($29.50 in chips)
SretiCentV : posts small blind $0.25
michal1977: posts big blind $0.50
Hand #2
This guy was playing a mind boggling 94/69. I felt very confident in shoving at the time but wonder now if getting KJo AI PF can ever be correct - even in these types of situations. + Show Spoiler +
Submitted by : Roald
POKERSTARS GAME #18705077408: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/07/09 - 19:58:11 (ET)
Table 'Urda' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Zenzor ($65.10 in chips)
Seat 2: ChristopherT ($44 in chips)
Seat 3: EZ_Money0122 ($55.20 in chips)
Seat 5: MySpaceMe ($16.45 in chips)
Seat 6: SretiCentV ($48 in chips)
Seat 7: griblan ($89.10 in chips)
Seat 9: ngeorgiaman ($26.50 in chips)
SretiCentV : posts small blind $0.25
griblan: posts big blind $0.50
JSharkhunter: sits out
Holecards Dealt to SretiCentV
ngeorgiaman: folds
Zenzor: folds
ngeorgiaman is sitting out
ChristopherT: folds
EZ_Money0122: folds
MySpaceMe: folds
SretiCentV : raises $1 to $1.50
griblan: raises $1 to $2.50
SretiCentV : raises $7 to $9.50
griblan: raises $7 to $16.50
hand #3
This guy is a reg playing 13/10. His big reraise makes it so that any 4 bet I make will have to be a shove. I play 11/9 and he should be giving me some kind of credit for an UTG+1 raise. Is this an easy shove or does anyone fold or possibly call? + Show Spoiler +
Submitted by : Roald
POKERSTARS GAME #18706033397: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/07/09 - 20:43:17 (ET)
Table 'Nymphe' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: Tamir114 ($50.55 in chips)
Seat 3: SretiCentV ($48.55 in chips)
Seat 4: michal1977 ($79.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Johnny7Cash ($104.30 in chips)
Seat 6: txforthefish ($18.95 in chips)
Seat 7: WowThatsBS ($51.25 in chips)
Seat 8: (o_0) SC24 ($17.90 in chips)
Seat 9: robertove ($115.95 in chips)
(o_0) SC24: posts small blind $0.25
robertove: posts big blind $0.50
Holecards Dealt to SretiCentV
Tamir114: folds
SretiCentV : raises $1.50 to $2
michal1977: folds
Johnny7Cash: folds
txforthefish: folds
WowThatsBS: folds
(o_0) SC24: folds
robertove: raises $10 to $12
