http://roald.liquidpoker.net en-us Sat, 08 Jun 2013 13:52:50 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=1083873 Roald [img]http://www.pokerstars.com/en/ad/10099554/1000x300bntakeover.jpg[/img] On my screen that image appears larger than my penis. My screen is 24" running 1920x1080. I calculated that in order to shrink the image down to the size where it would no longer be larger than my penis, I would have to buy a 2" monitor. Even on my cell phone, I feel like less of a man looking at this. Sat, 08 Jun 2013 13:52:50 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=1083873 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=990611 Roald [img]http://36percent.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/poverty1.jpg[/img] Not you, fucking hippy [img]http://www.thenextgreatgeneration.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/occupy-wall-street-gen-y-against-it.jpg[/img] Sun, 23 Oct 2011 11:19:20 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=990611 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=961386 Roald If you're outside the US, I just need you to make a post for me on a forum that doesn't accept Americans. I will give you the exact text. I can transfer on full tilt, stars, paypal edit: completed with HaiVan A++++++++++++++++ would have post stuff for me on other forums again. Fast and courteous service Wed, 16 Mar 2011 11:05:26 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=961386 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=937209 Roald I have stars $. People who have traded with me in the past have went on to win the sunday million and one person who traded with me went on to become Ket and that guy fkn owns :) Mon, 29 Nov 2010 11:17:32 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=937209 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=931761 Roald So after 8 years in power, the republicans leave the US with a bad economy, 2 wars, and a damaged reputation. Consequently, Americans vote for "hope and change". The republicans fight this hope and change every inch of the way. So now hope and change isn't fast enough for the fat Americans. So obviously we voted even more republicans out so we could get the hope and change we ac... Fri, 05 Nov 2010 21:03:49 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=931761 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=909973 Roald If you know Russian, please translate these two sentences. I used Babelfish and think I got the idea but I want to make sure попробовал прогу- прога огон... Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:35:45 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=909973 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=657210 Roald I don't even remember saying this but it's 100% something I would say [b] PokerStars Chat Moderation Team The following chat was observed tell her to keep ur sperm in her mouth while she does me feels so good [/b] only 24 hours though so thats cool Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:42:22 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=657210 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=651982 Roald Want to get 400 from ftp to stars pm or comment here plz edit: last person to hook me up won sunday million 2 days later edit2: done, thx ket Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:34:47 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=651982 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=636624 Roald Have $600 on FTP that I want to get over to stars. Send me a PM plz edit: done Sat, 27 Dec 2008 13:21:33 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=636624 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=607045 Roald Have 500 stars need 500 ftp reply here or send me a PM Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:40:02 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=607045 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=596887 Roald So October finished on a really bad note. The last few days I spewed a little and just played plain bad. Anyways I decided that I would not be deterred and would get back on the horse and kill it in November. Well, as they say "to make God laugh just tell him your plans". [img]http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/066d3b343a0231c1fc7fcabf2abba204.jpg[/img] I think my play ... Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:12:34 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=596887 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=592613 Roald [img]http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/8aa6a7dd2f7597d7453b4f33a0a8b396.jpg[/img] ok not really but it strikes fear into my heart seeing that I am running [b]11[/b] buyins below expectation in allins. I mean this isn't like that pokerev program that people came to eventually disregard. I hope someone who is better than me at math can explain to me how it is possible for this to ha... Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:33:47 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=592613 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=591441 Roald note: all four of these guys are fish [HAND=553956] fml oh and this is pretty funny too [img]http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/4d801039ada7d24eb0130ca29f43d8eb.jpg[/img] Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:57:08 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=591441 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=582208 Roald [img]http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/a974578fdb576d01b1c10f48a0350bc5.gif[/img] At first I thought stars had somehow become rigged against me (has happened before) but then I realized that my entire life is fucked right now and saw the "believe in god" thread and my mind was made up. God is my enemy. I will fight you, you cunt fucking faggot nigger god. Obviously I ca... Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:18:14 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=582208 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=567899 Roald If I catch any of you guys breaking any rules on pokerstars, I will report you. Poker is serious business people and I simply cannot tolerate you people running around breaking rules like you own the place. Sun, 21 Sep 2008 13:27:08 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=567899 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=567025 Roald I'm actually offended by my own odor. Got home from a killer tennis session. Didn't want to shower because I knew I'd be gambooling and the A/C in my office sucks so I tend to sweat alot (especially my balls) when I play. Anyways, holy shit do I stink. I bet I could go down to the home depot and scare away some mexicans, man /this message written while 24 tabling Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:31:49 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=567025 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=550995 Roald [img]http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/01de14fd70f61fbc0709a8df3a5c3e36.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/4e5526dcb4babdc23cdfbe30c7fdb188.jpg[/img] I can't stop spewing. There are so many situation where I know I'm way behind and I still call huge river bets. I still stack off with overpairs way too often. I have learned a ton in the last 2 months but far ... Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:59:59 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=550995 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=545972 Roald [img]http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/8f9b9dc80125c29ba8a5effad2530a66.jpg[/img] This is my August so far. I just started on Monday since I was on vacation before that. When I started playing nl50 9 max in July, I started with some very nice results. I was motivated to work on my game alot. I posted hands, watched videos, discussed strategy in general, etc. Now, I am going absol... Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:57:44 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=545972 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=544431 Roald Holy shit stop raining. I come back from that shit hole Europe, having actually learned to appreciate USA, and I get rained on all week. I hated Europe so much. It was my first time there since 1995. They fucking rape you with everything. Fifty cents to use the bathroom? Is a hand job from the bitch wearing the burka included? I went to some crappy restaurant in Italy because the food ... Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:50:41 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=544431 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=519417 Roald hand #1 Guillote is 15/13/5 over a small sample size of about 20 hands. This board is very draw heavy so my reasoning is that there's a good chance he plays his draws/overpairs aggressively enough to justify shove here. [spoiler] [hand=485892] [/spoiler] hand #2 duke is 33/17/.56 I feel like I may have played this hand too aggressively but lately I have been trying to play draws agg... Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:05:40 +0000 https://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=519417