bitch and whine

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Was watching Shooter on a link provided off www.tv-links.co.uk and a hr and half or so into a 2hr movie, the movie stops loading. Fucking gay shit. Bad beat!

Update on my 100k hand run on 50nl. I'm 84k some hands in and have fallen below 5bb/100 over the whole run. Heres a graph since April 9th


With the new release of the medium stakes forum, I think I'll start playing more 100nl and cut down on the number of tables. I sure as hell am not helping my game progress along by 9 tabling 50nl like a robot all the time. Hopefully, this time I'll be there to stay, and not go crazy after long stretches of break even bs and cashout half my roll again.

Fantasy hockey!
Heres is a post consisting of all the teams. Score updates will be added in form of replies on a nightly/morningly basis in this blog post I guess.

My team:
Chris Drury (Buffalo)
Patrick Marleau (San Jose)
Maxim Afinogenov (Buffalo)
Daniel Briere (Buffalo)
Nicklas Lidstrom (Detroit)
Chris Pronger (Anaheim)
Roberto Luongo (VANCOUVER)

Gods team:
Goalie: M. Brodeur
Foward: J. Thornton
Foward: S. Gomez
Foward: C. Drury
Foward: P. marleau
Defence: C. Pronger
Defence: S. Niedermayer

Shizznit's team:
forwards:SEAN AVERY,THOMAS VANEK,DANY HEATLEY,PATRICK MARLEAU
defense:NICKLAS LIDSTROM,CHRIS PRONGER
goalie:J-S GIGUERE

Zanjong's team:
Henrik Lundqvist, NYR
Nicklas Lidstrom, DET
Brian Rafalski, NJD
Daniel Sedin, VAN
Markus Naslund, VAN
Michael Nylander, NYR
Jaromir Jagr, NYR

Alright I guess this is it for now.

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slept for like, 21hrs of the last 30 hrs because I've been ghastly ill

After waking up today, I felt a hell of a lot better and sat down for a session. Almost wish I still felt like crap and stayed in bed. I cant flop shit all and bitch fags keep gangbanging me up the ass. Managed to break even for the session, but it was still oober gay

I'll be getting a new monitor in the next week or so too. 22"
hopefully no more misclicks after that!

NHL Pool!
For those of you that are planning on taking part, its $5 buyin winner takes all. Teams are 4 forwards, 2 defenseman and 1 goalie.

Skaters:
Goal - 5points
Assist - 3points
Shot - 0.2points
PIM - 0.25points
+/- +/- 1 (for every +1, its +1, for every -1, its -1)

Goalies:
Win - 5points
Shutout - 5points
Goal against - -1
Save - 0.2point

thats the structure.
Deadline for submitting teams is tomorrow before puckdrop at 7pm eastern 4pm pacific, deadline for sending money to gawdawaful (Surrey) is sometime this weekend.

My team will be as follows:
Chris Drury (Buffalo)
Patrick Marleau (San Jose)
Maxim Afinogenov (Buffalo)
Daniel Briere (Buffalo)

Nicklas Lidstrom (Detroit)
Chris Pronger (Anaheim)

Roberto Luongo (VANCOUVER)

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Quoted from this blog entry

On April 08 2007 22:46 [vital]Myth wrote: i envy you who are not on dowswings lol vnice man, congrats

Since then...


I still love your articles though!

edit:
well, I cant figure out why it wont go bigger, so its 16.9k hands and $-8 total in 11 days lol

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1800 hands, down 360. Note: 50nl

Doesnt matter what I do, I can play my strong hands fast, they will draw out or fold. If I slow play, the most unlikely hands will hit. The hand that comes to mind is set of Ts on a T 2 5 rainbow board and he turns a gut shot.

I just ugh, want to die...time to cashout a grand to make me feel better
This month: 37k hands, 3.98bb/100
Overall: 73k hands, 5.33bb/100

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All unnecesarry spews will be kept track of here and a running total of $ lost will be summed up

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In jonnycosmo's blog seen here he pointed out that along with several other 200NL regs that Mondays and Tuesdays seem not nearly as profitable as the other days.

I decided this was worth looking into to see if this is replicated at lower stakes, and sure enough, over the last 3 weeks (minus easter Monday because its a holiday in many places,) my stats were as followed:

11991 hands, $417.45 profit at 50nl for 3.48bb/100

Also, on March 20th, that was a massive heater day for me too. 2005 hands for $347.05 profit. So taking that day out, I would've been grinding 8k hands for just over 1 buyin.

On the other hand, if we included Easter Monday (where I had another decent day since well, its a holiday) my total for the past 3 weeks' Monday + Tuesday would be

14942 hands, $795.20 for 5.32 bb/100

Anyways, total stats in my current 100k run:
62298 hands, $4036.95, 6.48bb/100

PS: I donked off just about all my money on party poker, so Iguess I'll just stick to pokerstars
PSS: For anyone thats interested, heres how I calculated bb/100
[profit/(bb amt/2)]/(hands/100) = bb/100

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I can never run good at the FPP satellites I swear... today I played the 1 table 1500 FPP satellite to Sunday Millions and doubled up on the first hand with AA. I proceeded to lose every race and busted on 6th.

Fucking donk raised A9o UTG 6 handed and proceeded to call a push from BB (me) for a good 70% of his stack against my 77. Flop comes A 9 6, gg me.

Last night I lost money on cash games too. I played bad and ran bad and spewed more jizz than Peter North in a cheap porn flick. Today I want to gamble more, but I have a final tomorrow that I desperately need to cram for. Talk about a dual bad beat. To make matters worse, I need to finish the exam 1hr early to get home in time for the playoff game. Fuck life fuck school fuck me fuck fuck fuck

I'm obviously uncreative the use the only curse word I know umpteen times. But fuck you for having a fucking problem with that.

good luck to you all

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Since I got pokergrapher to work, time for me to semi brag about my lowstake successes

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After running sick hot yesterday and scooping 11BI in like 3k hands, now would be a decent time to update on my current stats (since it looks good)

52,585 hands, 7.21 BB/100

Another 48k hands to go before I call it quits and move up to 100nl. Cheers

PS: Today sucked, won like 50 bucks or something lame in 2 hrs. Meh, beats work

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