this is in memory of

for most people, the selection of friends approximates the following tree struct:

does person live closeby?
-yes/no

if yes, does person have a pulse and not smell?
-yes/no

if yes, friend selected


however, for me, the case structure more closely approximates the following:

does the person provide anything of value with regards to the ability to expand my thought processes?

- yes/no

if yes, would that which he or she provides be satisfied by the question, what would i be thinking if i were 40 IQ points dumber than i am at the present time?

- yes/no

if yes, is she hot?

- yes/no. if yes, friend selected. in this case friend = pending penis receptacle for serial monogamy.

if no, do they smell?

- discount potential friend status

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that is, of today. this will not be a recurring format. enjoy.

BleedBlue44

faggot hitruns
plays AA/KK/AK faggotly; that is, in a faggoty manner. faggotly.
faggot scumwad
lol KK cc.chkpush short KT8 mw

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no country for old men, good

juno is so wtf, i'm trying to watch it, but it's so fucking gay

it's like some faggot who's pretending to be a girl wrote it and gave the bitch a bunch of faggoty shit to say instead of being an actual person

who the fuck is so blase about being preggo. come the fuck on. obv a faggot writer who sucks cock with cock on the brain.

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PEWPEWPEWPEPWEPWPEPWEPPWEWP
POWPOWPOWPOWPWOWOPWOP!!!!!!!!!!!

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spider pig
spider pig
does whatever a spider pig can
eats the poo
spins da web
rolls in poo
makes more poo
watch out
here comes the spider pig
do do doooo dooooooooooo

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WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
VB IS BLUFF
WIN IS LOSS
SHIP IS CAR
SKY IS WATER
FISH IS EAGLE
PEE IS POO

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for the first time in quite a while, i've noticed that the quality of my play has suffered as a result of mental fatigue attributable to being a fucking grindbot.

i've since taken the opportunity to delve deeply into the mysteries of the sb and, i must say, it is a unique and hellish monster. a delicious juicy hellish monster.

subjects up for consideration:

concessions
ranges
passed offers
%s
outright wins as a function of performance against nominal defense ranges
domination rates
exploitation and the related personalization of abuse by fagnits
outright exploitation
image considerations
expected recoup when faced with a defender
ranges and stack/pot (as especially related to turn play)
generalized pot control
and that's just sb opsteal still got oop attsteal and generalized fuckwitu and then balancing it all muthafuckin dreeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wheeeee

the hell of it is that if you can play a hand for less of a loss than outright concession, esp in opsteal, you should do so without regard for the movement introduced into your aggregate results

however, no satisfactory mechanism exists by which you can iterate the process, and, in adding hands, you amplify domination problems while also playing a greater number of pots oop while carrying those problems and it is uniquely difficult to control potsize under those circumstances, especially if you are also being exploitative

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exhibit A:

how to run 30000001% below expectation



exhibit B:

win anyway

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mtd nl1



yes, posting graphs is teh ultimate gay, i am aware.

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