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I think I suck at poker and that I really suck at poker.

Therefor I hate myself.

Fuck.

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Well today I played 5k hands on noiqpoker and I was down 11 buyins after 3k hands.Insane coolers and really funny stuff in general for example I raise 77 board 788 turn 4 river A we both ofcourse are madly commited and stack off,he ofcourse has AAA.

Stuff like that in general,BUT!I refused to give up knowning that I'm good as I am (el oh el) and day on noiq finished being up a buyin lol,now I moved a part of my roll to stars so I can play there because when Europians are online Americans aren't so I'm trying to take advantage in playing with both.

P.S. I think this might piss some people off but people on stars NL10/25 are pretty much worse then on noiq,hard to believe but its true.

Sure ipoker has some people that are absolute morons and will stack off with TP any kicker but in general terms of skill people on ipoker are better.

My knee is still a total mess,when I walk im in alot of pain and I will have to get it X-Rayed? or whatever the fuck they do when they take a picture of it...Cuz theres a good chance I have water in my knee,GG NO RE.

In general...Life is good,dating a cool chick I used to date before,but it seems we just can't hit it off cuz shes a bit insane but at least she stopped smoking weed now so shes a bit more normal then before,and shes pretty much great in general.

Shoutouts to Radio,Erling,Naranjito,Dreame,Day9,Muhweli,Myth and everyone else who is a contributing user of this community.

Love ya guys :-),peace out -_-V

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I mean its pretty fucking lol,I'm not even tilted I find it pretty funny.

Still playing this session had 4 undersets so far but i will not give up!Some guys also flopped straights vs me(twice vs my aces so far).And then when people ask when do I use 50 buyins for a limit,I think this provides a pretty good answer.I plan on playing about 5k hands today hopefully my luck will change at some point otherwise I might go broke lol :D.

My thought of the day is definately losing money is funny.

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My right knee is in a mess again,I stopped training martial arts 3 years ago cuz my knee was a mess...Torn up ligaments and shit.

Now its all swollen and shit and theres a pretty good chance I'll need drainage + surgery.

Fuck.

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FUCK POKER FUCK POKER FUCK POKER FUCK POKER FUCK POKER

DOWN 1.5 BUYINS ONLY BUT THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKED UP.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/306320FUCK POKER #1
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/306318FUCK POKER #2
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/306317FUCK POKER #3
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/306316FUCK POKER #4
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/306315FUCK POKER #5

TOO TILTED TO SEARCH FOR MORE.

TO SUMMON UP TODAYS SESSION...FUCK POKER.

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Well today after playing a fuckton games of Go a cool japanese game in which I suck even more then I do in poker,I decided give poker a go playing a small session of like 1.5-2k hands.

And I've decided to open hand range cuz I am fairly sure I devastate anyone on NL10 technically postflop.

The session ended being up 4.5 buyins.

Here are some hands that basically describe how I changed my style,these are basically best examples...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/305020
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/305022 That was the hand right after the first one.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/305015
Cuz of this hand alone this table paid me off every single time I had a hand that I was able to value at showdown.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/305016
Like this one example,he wasnt willing to go AI at river but I like how I played the hand overall.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/305035
I think this one pretty much describes my table image.

I think I'm gonna try to develop this style some more,and hopefully if all goes well I'll be a better poker player...

Life is basically standard,doing nothing except poker and fucking around so all is good.

<3 ya all especially you silly norvegians.

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Ok so lets start off with poker...

I've ran like total and utter shit on FTP,and I still haven't recived my RB,msged support bout it and they say it should arrive by this weekend if it didn't arrive yet,to be honest I don't think I'm getting it at all.

So I've moved back to iPoker network (noIQ) to be precise,and I'm running good there,gonna get myself rolled for NL25 again and dominate it just like I did before...well hopefully ;-)

I ll put the PT stats when I get all the HH's into PT.

Now the RL problems...Well basically I went out yesterday after like 3 weeks,got laid with a friend,and my friends girlfriend got the hots for me.She didn't say anything yet but she was like all cuddly and shit,you know chicks...

So I ran into them two and shes like "Sup cutie,you dissapeared from the face of the earth lately,missed you"
And her boyfriend (my friend Mark) is like looking at us and isn't too happy shes being THAT friendly twards me,so later on we crash at the same table in the bar get drunk and shit,so after I explained to my entire crew why I been gone for 3 weeks (that I'm playing poker all the time),and getting their looks as if I was a fucking alien I go back to Marks table and talk to Ivana...

Shes touching me all the time and shit,and she tells me she moved to a new apartment with 2 of her friends so shes closer to her university,and at this point shes still touching me,Mark luckily was being everywhere in the bar except at the table,and thats a good thing cuz I'm pretty sure he'd go ballistic seeing her act twards me this way.

I told her I'm over with my gf and that shes gone back to Zagreb for her job and shes all like "O RLY?"...

So the wierd shit happend when we walked to the bus station to go home,she takes my arm and tells me shes gonna gimme a call so we can go hook up and get drunk and have some fun(Mark taking a piss 5 meters from us while this happens).

So now I'm having moral dillemas should I fuck her or shouldn't I...I mean the guy is my friend but we're not tight and shes pretty hot.

Advices?

Oh ya almost forgot to say why am I on NoIQ...40% RB,great traffic (actually better then on Stars and FTP combined together,and no I'm not exaggerating with this statemtent)And so far these two days I'm back I'm up 7 buyins.

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ehehee...Well some of you may have noticed being such a celebrity on this site that I am...That infact I have been missing for two weeks,posting randomly random crap (gotta keep up the image...)

So today I used my brain and I kinda thought about pros and cons of stars and FTP,and I came to the conclusion 27% RB => FPP's hard,yes I am aware FTP has FPP's but they dont ship to croatia apparently so...I'm fucked?

So I've moved back to FTP playing NL10 again,goal is to hit 1K in 30 days which is quite achivable if I don't run like hell.

On a sidenote,life's boring didn't go out in like 3 weeks...Just for shopping and occasional coffee with friends (that sounds pretty gay doesn't it).And my GF is moving to another city on monday,and I'm pretty glad bout it LoL,I mean the sex is good but shes so godamn boring so finally I'll be able to screw around hehehehe...

So today I've finished up 1.5 BI up after 1K hands which isn't that bad I guess...Altho I'm used to more,hope it will continue to be ok and so...

Oh ya love you panda hope the big bad military lets you out for good soon.

And if anyone wants to play DOTA,or broodwars gimme a halla on my msn thetacticterran@yahoo.com

P.S. GL to Anon as I see the man has really no luck lately hope it'll change for him,I personally do not believe you can run good just out of pure luck for 2 years unless you're ofcourse Jamie Gold.

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So anyways tonight I get up at 10PM as usual sit down to do my job for the next 8 hours as I do everyday and poker here we go...Or do we...?

NL25 started by running into quads with AK on A99 and A77 boards,so im like ok shit happens lets continue...then I lose some more money on NL25 by coolers and shit so I decide its a good thing to move down to NL10.

NL10 starts hitting with TPTK again into,what else but QUADS.
Then the absolute mayhem began...

Ran into quads 4 times,six underflushes,3 undersets,AA cracked 4/5 times so overall I ran on 5.8K hands 42% winnings at showdown and managed to go down from 1120$ to 940$...Ain't life a peach?

So,I give it a rest and wake up my mom for work drink some coffee relax and so on...Decided to cut down from 12 to 10 tables and it worked out fairly well!

Played 1.4K more hands from 8am till now (10am) and it went fairly well...ran into sets with two pair on flop twice,that KK where i CRed him AI on turn and he calls and hits flush,but besides that nothing too out of the ordinary,and the stats for this little session were.

During current Hold'em session you were dealt 1418 hands and saw flop:
- 99 out of 178 times while in big blind (55%)
- 13 out of 177 times while in small blind (7%)
- 102 out of 1063 times in other positions (9%)
- a total of 214 out of 1418 (15%)
Pots won at showdown - 34 of 45 (75%)
Pots won without showdown - 59

Those are the stats I usually run at,lets hope I'll manage to bounce back up.Now I understand why my teacher wants me to use 100 BI's for a limit,the variance is truly a bitch sometimes.

As writing this my BR is like 1010$ and I'm really satisified I managed to get it up that much in only 1.4K hands...

And heres the graph...



P.S. This is not a result of tilt,I do not tilt...ever I get pissed off and curse sometimes and spam random shit in the chat window,but it doesn't affect my game.

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Well recently I've moved to NL25 and its going ok so far...

Gave it one shot when I had like 800$ BR and now playing it seriusly with 1K BR.Haven't played too many hands but so far so good,the competition is really good for my liking and im not getting bad beats and coolers so much as on NL10,so overall I'm pretty satisified.

Here are some PT stats...




Its over 2400 hands (2,399) if you wanna be technical on me...

I hope this winrate will continue in the future hehe...

Love ya all!

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