- UFC files license application for UFC 146's Alistair Overeem, NSAC reviews April 24. (This means that they, the UFC, know something that we, the fans, do not know. Looks like the fight will probably happen, or else Overeem wouldn't have applied if he knew he was guilty and couldn't hide it.)
Overeem made a 51 page dossier about his transformation into a "super human" public
Mostly experiments in contract with the chinese government made him change his human body
lol sick shit
I wanna read that 51 pages !
anyone has a link ?
U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)
Alistair Overeem Dossier Excerpt
So how did I fail a drug test? The answer is quite simple. It is not I who failed, it is the drug test that has failed. The Nevada State Athletic Commission and the World Anti-Doping Agency are using testing methods that trail the advances of science by several decades. My elevated testosterone levels are not the result of any cheating or illegal activities. I had no unfair advantages during my fights.
I am, quite simply, a better human being.
The advanced training methods I used, particularly those implemented by the Chinese government, are so precise that they can alter the body, down to its chemical composition. Had the test been advanced enough, it would also have shown that my atomic composition is what they would consider “abnormal”. While the average human has 0.00000000003 grams of radium, my body contains nearly 2,000 times that amount. This is a result of several years of experimenting and tweaking my diet, mostly by replacing protein shakes with white wine.
Ofc people thats satire and not real but funny nevertheless
U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Apr 13 2012 07:00. Posts 14026
quick question
do they sign some sort of waiver thing before each fight incase they kill their opponent?
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PuertoRican United States. Apr 13 2012 15:50. Posts 13044
If there's any type of waiver, it would be in their contract. Having to sign a waiver every fight in the same organization would not be good for business.
- Tito Ortiz and Cheick Kongo teach Swedish girls how to grapple. + Show Spoiler +
Rekrul is a newb
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PuertoRican United States. Apr 17 2012 02:15. Posts 13044
- K-1 announces heavyweight participants for May 27th in Madrid (The super fights for the heavyweights will be announced soon):
Mirko Cro Cop (Croatia)
Daniel Ghita (Romania)
Anderson "Braddock" Silva (Brazil)
Paul Slowinski (Poland/Australia)
Rico Verhoeven (Netherlands)
Loren Javier Jorge (Spain)
Sergei Lascenko (Ukraine)
- Nick Diaz vs. Braulio Estima in a BJJ super-match at at the World Jiu-Jitsu Expo on May 12th.
- Dan Henderson ready to take the fight vs. Junior Dos Santos if it was offered to him. + Show Spoiler +
- Bjorn Rebney, CEO of Bellator, is the son of the "Winnebago Man", aka the guy who did those old Winnebago commercials back in the day and said FUCK in every sentence. + Show Spoiler +
Rekrul is a newb
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WhyYouKickMyDog United States. Apr 17 2012 06:59. Posts 1623
Also theres some rumors on FRB twitter, stuff he says usually are pretty accurate.
@FrontRowBrian
Major story breaking in Atlanta. Anderson Silva has told Dana White he NOT fight Chael Sonnen unless it's in Brazil.
@FrontRowBrian
UFC147 presser in Rio on 4 Tues. Anderson will be present. Dana will announce date change to Vegas. Dana will fire AS if he declines fight
@FrontRowBrian
Should Anderson be fired, Sonnen v. @Bisping II is the back up plan for July 7 for the belt
@FrontRowBrian
Uncle Dana is beyond frustrated with Anderson. Let's see if he can convince Anderson to fight in Vegas. Dana playing hardball
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PuertoRican United States. Apr 21 2012 02:03. Posts 13044
I'm puzzled about the decision by the UFC. I understand that they want to give JDS's opponent enough time to prepare for the fight, but Overeem's hearing is 4 days away, so why did the UFC wait so long, and why cant they wait just 4 more days.
At the Anderson Silva thing, I can see Silva trying to stand his ground since he has beaten everyone in his division and is widely considered as the p4p #1 in the world. If he really has been hurt lately, that's more of a reason for him to not give a shit and say he wants it his way or nothing at all.
As for Mir, he's the most deserving of the title fight, but damn, how is he going to make this fight interesting... He's big, slow, has the worst stand up in the Heavyweight division unless I'm forgetting someone, and he has slow reaction time/reflexes. If Mir can take a shot from JDS to grab him and trip him to the floor, I'm confident he could win there, but getting JDS to the floor after all those negative things I just listed isn't helping Mir at all.
I don't give a shit who wins the JDS/Mir fight, I just hope it goes back round 1. Mir would make a terrible champion in 2012, he'd easily lose to his next opponent if he could pull a miracle vs. JDS.
errr 4 hours ago @danawhite And whatever jackass said Anderson silva would be stripped of his title is a liar. He is fighting Chael and there has been no issue at all!!
Mir vs JDS is fucking retarded, put the house on JDS. Don't really want to see JDS fight anyone else except Reem, anything else is pretty much pointless (except Hunt).
Now, the usual disclaimer: The figures do not include deductions for items such as insurance, licenses and taxes. Additionally, the figures do not include money paid by sponsors, which can oftentimes be a substantial portion of a fighter's income.
In other words, the above figures are simply base salaries reported to the commission and do not reflect entire compensation packages for the event.
^ Bob Sapp's most recent kickboxing match, from yesterday. Sapp faces Mariusz Pudzianowski next month in an MMA match.
but funny nevertheless
Sweden. Apr 13 2012 16:13. Posts 9685
