The Walking Dead (TV show) - Page 8

On November 09 2011 18:38 Mariuslol wrote: Show nested quote + On November 09 2011 16:28 gymnast wrote: omg farmer's daughter That made me angry too lol. The episode could have been so good, imagine they were getting really frisky. And when they were completly naked on the counter, then some zombies from the backroom appears, cutting of the way to their clothes, they now have to run out, and there they find their horses being eaten, so the rest of the show they have to run around naked. Maybe she gets scratched, the chinese guy managed to save her life so she doesn't insta die. But then afterwards she's really sad cos she's gonna be zombie, but her last wish is that he gives her an orgasm. So he starts fucking her, and then, mid-sex she turns into a zombie (one of them who turns fast). He manages to pull out of her, because when they turn you still have a minute before they start attacking you. (This right here would probably be a good time for both of them to get "caught" by the others, their friends. Just as he pulls out, turns around with his willy going straight up, and she's being a Zombie behind him). And in like 2-3 episodes later, it turns out, by him having his dick in her while she was being turned, this somehow made the "virus" evolve into some strange, new sexual disease. So he turns too, but not like the other slow boring zombies, first of a new breed of super zombies, with all the hate and intelligence he had, everything else is gone and turned into "feeding/kill" + they now also have an insurmountable crave to reproduce and have sex. He also changes "slowly" into this super zombie, so people don't catch wind of it, and he secretly runs around spreading his seamen in all the women. Something along those lines would be a lot more entertaining I think.

Hentai much? lol

If I ever want to get a sub at a porn site I now know for sure who should I ask for suggestions and reviews lol

hahahhaha thats awesome marius

marius your fucked in the head

On November 09 2011 18:38 Mariuslol wrote: Show nested quote + On November 09 2011 16:28 gymnast wrote: omg farmer's daughter That made me angry too lol. The episode could have been so good, imagine they were getting really frisky. And when they were completly naked on the counter, then some zombies from the backroom appears, cutting of the way to their clothes, they now have to run out, and there they find their horses being eaten, so the rest of the show they have to run around naked. Maybe she gets scratched, the chinese guy managed to save her life so she doesn't insta die. But then afterwards she's really sad cos she's gonna be zombie, but her last wish is that he gives her an orgasm. So he starts fucking her, and then, mid-sex she turns into a zombie (one of them who turns fast). He manages to pull out of her, because when they turn you still have a minute before they start attacking you. (This right here would probably be a good time for both of them to get "caught" by the others, their friends. Just as he pulls out, turns around with his willy going straight up, and she's being a Zombie behind him). And in like 2-3 episodes later, it turns out, by him having his dick in her while she was being turned, this somehow made the "virus" evolve into some strange, new sexual disease. So he turns too, but not like the other slow boring zombies, first of a new breed of super zombies, with all the hate and intelligence he had, everything else is gone and turned into "feeding/kill" + they now also have an insurmountable crave to reproduce and have sex. He also changes "slowly" into this super zombie, so people don't catch wind of it, and he secretly runs around spreading his seamen in all the women. Something along those lines would be a lot more entertaining I think.

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The show is loosely following the comic (which is great btw, you can probably read all the chapters in a couple days) and it's hurting the show a lot. They added a bunch of characters no one gives a shit about; kept shitty characters who are supposed to be dead, and the pacing this season is pretty shit. It's not thoughtful and deliberate like other AMC shows.

I actually ended up fast forwarding every single scene with Rick and Lori because the dialogue is just so goddamn bad and corny. Only character I like is Darryl.

Why anyone would keep watching this shit after the pilot is beyond me, as is how the fuck you manage to screw up a show about ZOMBIES.

What a waste.

Pretty much every female in this show is utterly retarded, but wow andrea somehow manage to tilt me a bit more in every episode, this surely must be the climax. Have her killed of asap pleease...

Other than that a pretty solid episode that i actually enjoyed, even tho i still think the show is pretty bad and i only watch it because all other shows are even worse (except boardwalk empire obv)

Loooove the walking dead. Came across this link, hope it gives you a laugh.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/4QVmwj/...1/scumbag-shane-from-the-walking-dead

On November 14 2011 12:38 Balzamon wrote: Pretty much every female in this show is utterly retarded, but wow andrea somehow manage to tilt me a bit more in every episode, this surely must be the climax. Have her killed of asap pleease... Other than that a pretty solid episode that i actually enjoyed, even tho i still think the show is pretty bad and i only watch it because all other shows are even worse (except boardwalk empire obv)

Agree. This episode was a lot better though, at least something happened. Had the guy died at the begining I would have prolly stoped watching. Hopefully Andrea doesn't hook up with anyone so we don't have to watch more of her.

[QUOTE]On November 14 2011 12:38 Balzamon wrote:
Pretty much every female in this show is utterly retarded, but wow andrea somehow manage to tilt me a bit more in every episode

For me... that's Carol Peletier... Worst character ever. Just whines and cries constantly... Personally I woulda left her behind to be eaten long ago... She contributes absolutely nothing.

i didnt get it what the fuck was that with the barn scene?
1. did those farmers just lock up their turned into zombie relatives because they didnt want to "kill" them? and continue live calmly next to them
2. how did they even bring them all there rofl
3. how come no one discovered this sooner? noises etc

or am i just being a critical dick

Logical assumption is that yes it should be relatives/neighbours/friends that they didnt want to kill because they are hoping for a future cure (being religious retards i guess they hope for god).

your point in 2 and 3 is rofl yes, but as much other stuff in walking dead everything doesnt make perfect sense. For example when they still were on the highway and was looking out from the roof of the truck for any dangers they still didnt discover fucking hundreds of zombies incoming until they litterary was 10 sec away...

But i guess we will see in the next episode whats really the case, since it 100% will be about the barn, my guess is that "our" company will want to kill them and the religious group will say no and some big argument and chaos will follow and then they hopefully finally will move on from the farm again.

I assumed that people who tried to fuck the old mans daughter get thrown into the barn.

That Korean kid better watch his back.

from the comics one is the farmers son rest are randoms. He doesint believe in killing them too religios waiting for a cure etc. Zombies were slow and dumb in the comic no idea how they did it when they fast in the tv series

I nominate myself to direct season 3. Who's with me?

acutally when the farmer tells rick to stay out of the barn is kind of obvious, and for the way this show is going, next episode will have 5 min of explanation to that and 45 min of lori (another random woman) crying.

The only thing I'm enjoying this season is the "Bear Grylls" scenes of daryl.

And obviously rainkhan could do a better job with the show, even without redbull

man you guys are gonna rage at some of the shit that goes down from the comics...i'm not gonna spoil anything but if some of these character developments piss u off. You should quit the show now.

That being said there are characters in the comics who aren't complete morons/whiny bitches that hopefully get brought into the show. Of course for every good character there are 3-4 retards that tag along.

stop talking about the fucking comics ffs

On November 15 2011 21:13 f1shcake wrote: man you guys are gonna rage at some of the shit that goes down from the comics...i'm not gonna spoil anything but if some of these character developments piss u off. You should quit the show now. That being said there are characters in the comics who aren't complete morons/whiny bitches that hopefully get brought into the show. Of course for every good character there are 3-4 retards that tag along.

whiny retards outnumbering cool badasses? sounds quite realistic to me

Fuck that Andrea cunt. JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS. She has no experience with a rifle and expects to fucking kill someone from 300 yards away when there are four people in front of Darryl? OH HAI CHUCK NORRIS DAUGHTER.

Seriously just kill of all the fucking women in this show besides the farmer's daughter. Dat side boob.