Beer Pong Thread

Foreward:
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The table is fully collapsable and folds to be within 1'x4'x3'. The paint job is custom, water and alcohol proof. It is ridiculously strong. The son of a bitch will not fall. It's f'ing sturdy. It is supported from collapsing outwards by the big and small legs, and collapsing downwards (and remains perfectly level) by the chains attached on the bottom of the legs. It's awesome!

It was engineered by the guy in the photos, and built by him, myself and one of my buddies.



























I had a lot of fun building it, more fun playing, and i would like to make this a hobby of mine. I would also like to build poker tables, but i haven't thought about how to go about that just yet. If you would like to purchase one, they are very sturdy and the paint job is simply amazing. Pm me and we could talk price and what design you want on the table if interested. Pm me!! and hf playing!!!

go die somewhere

sell ur garbage on ebay kthjanx, sdhipping is > ur br

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- milkman

omg cool shoes 2, iused to have sum and i got laid all the time

wow really i'm just trying to show off my table i built b/c i'm proud of it and if anyone wants one i can build one for them...

cool, but where's the net? and explain what beer pong is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_pong

why texas if ur from canada?

On June 14 2009 00:33 TheTank wrote: Foreward: Some may wonder why the decoration of the table is what it is. To clear up anyones curiousity, I am a born canadian, but due to my dad getting a new job, we moved to Texas when i was 3. The "Texan Pride" has somewhat rubbed off on me, thusly the table is the way it is.

it was in the spoiler

haha whats with the hate?

thats pretty cool actually

and lol at milkman talking shit to anyone

its called beirut

very nice table, i love pong and think im ok at it. I used to use the thumb and index finger but recently changed to the thumb and middle finger to great success. And no, it is called Beer Pong.

so, if u lose u have to drink more beer...mmh...

On June 14 2009 04:18 bongky wrote: so, if u lose u have to drink more beer...mmh...

hahah yeh i dont really understand how this game is so popular in the states...im throwing a ball in a cup...woo..

On June 14 2009 04:05 bigredhoss wrote: LOL AT MILKMAN TALKING SHIT TO ANYONE

On June 14 2009 04:26 patmcgroin wrote: Show nested quote + On June 14 2009 04:18 bongky wrote: so, if u lose u have to drink more beer...mmh... hahah yeh i dont really understand how this game is so popular in the states...im throwing a ball in a cup...woo..

lol well once u've played a few a games it gets more intense.

I played some beer pong once.
yeah after a few games it started to get more intense.

then the stakes were raised - spirits were involved - smack was talked.

basically ended with me threatening to fight this guy and smash his car up.

p.s. we just used a dining table.

most houses have these.

We have a beer pong table that floats on water.

It's 3 sections with hinges to take the waves like a champ. We put Styrofoam under the table, also we had our buddy who works at a metal shop cut us out a flat metal triangle. We then put the cups down on the triangle and drop in magnets, it fucking works so well, then we fill the cups 1/4 way with just some lake water and have our drinks in another cool part of the table where we put the made cups, it's a plexy glass mini section in the middle section of the table.

MSPAINT DRAWING UNTIL I GET A REAL PIC



Took it out yesterday for the first time, it got a fuck load of attention. Guys were asking how we made it and girls were just watching and wanting to play against us. My buddy and I ended up going running that shit for 8 straight games, then finally got too drunk and lost the 9th.

w/e I'll take pictures of it soon enough and blow your fucking minds.

On June 14 2009 04:26 patmcgroin wrote: Show nested quote + On June 14 2009 04:18 bongky wrote: so, if u lose u have to drink more beer...mmh... hahah yeh i dont really understand how this game is so popular in the states...im throwing a ball in a cup...woo..

you can say that about any activity 'whooo I'm putting a ball in a hoop' 'whoooo I'm kicking a ball in a net'

It gets intense, and games generally go by pretty quick. Also the girls trying to 'distract' you is fucking sweeeeeeeet. On top of that, I always toss out the bet that if we win they have to make out... Making the last cup is a great experience when they accept the bet.

On June 14 2009 11:45 Svenman87 wrote: We have a beer pong table that floats on water. It's 3 sections with hinges to take the waves like a champ. We put Styrofoam under the table, also we had our buddy who works at a metal shop cut us out a flat metal triangle. We then put the cups down on the triangle and drop in magnets, it fucking works so well. Took it out yesterday for the first time, it got a fuck load of attention. Guys were asking how we made it and girls were just watching and wanting to play against us. My buddy and I ended up going running that shit for 8 straight games, then finally got too drunk and lost the 9th. w/e I'll take pictures of it soon enough and blow your fucking minds.

I was going to say this was the most useless thing ever until you said the part about girls watching and wanting to play. nice hand...

isnt it a bit awkward getting to and from the water though?

On June 14 2009 11:45 Svenman87 wrote: We have a beer pong table that floats on water. It's 3 sections with hinges to take the waves like a champ. We put Styrofoam under the table, also we had our buddy who works at a metal shop cut us out a flat metal triangle. We then put the cups down on the triangle and drop in magnets, it fucking works so well. Took it out yesterday for the first time, it got a fuck load of attention. Guys were asking how we made it and girls were just watching and wanting to play against us. My buddy and I ended up going running that shit for 8 straight games, then finally got too drunk and lost the 9th. w/e I'll take pictures of it soon enough and blow your fucking minds.

On June 14 2009 11:50 Svenman87 wrote: Show nested quote + On June 14 2009 04:26 patmcgroin wrote:   On June 14 2009 04:18 bongky wrote: so, if u lose u have to drink more beer...mmh... hahah yeh i dont really understand how this game is so popular in the states...im throwing a ball in a cup...woo.. you can say that about any activity 'whooo I'm putting a ball in a hoop' 'whoooo I'm kicking a ball in a net' It gets intense, and games generally go by pretty quick. Also the girls trying to 'distract' you is fucking sweeeeeeeet. On top of that, I always toss out the bet that if we win they have to make out... Making the last cup is a great experience when they accept the bet.

qft

prior to me trying to fight a nissan in my previous post, we had a 2v2 vs 2 chicks and had them down to bras. They refused to go topless which was supposed to be the deal if we won.

optimal play for beer pong is vs girls;

1: It gets them drunk
2: you can suggest stuff that under normal circumstances would be creepy, but in the heat of competition is entirely reasonable.
3: they have poor depth perception / co-ordination and will always lose, which makes #2 hugely profitable.
4: If you dont know girls that well, its good ice breaking ground.
5: 2v2 is fun, and vs a couple of chicks you can mix the teams up later to even it out and try to close the deal

did the magnet fuck up the taste of the beer??

On June 14 2009 11:55 thewh00sel wrote: Show nested quote + On June 14 2009 11:45 Svenman87 wrote: We have a beer pong table that floats on water. It's 3 sections with hinges to take the waves like a champ. We put Styrofoam under the table, also we had our buddy who works at a metal shop cut us out a flat metal triangle. We then put the cups down on the triangle and drop in magnets, it fucking works so well. Took it out yesterday for the first time, it got a fuck load of attention. Guys were asking how we made it and girls were just watching and wanting to play against us. My buddy and I ended up going running that shit for 8 straight games, then finally got too drunk and lost the 9th. w/e I'll take pictures of it soon enough and blow your fucking minds.

I've played on that before and tbh it works okay in a pool but on a lake with waves it is pretty garbage because the waves just rape it.

thats a bad ass idea/design too btw

On June 14 2009 12:07 TheTank wrote: did the magnet fuck up the taste of the beer??

You have a separate cup for your drink. we just filled the cups 1/4th with lake water and then would drink our different cup filled with booze.

On June 14 2009 12:00 byrnesam wrote: Show nested quote + On June 14 2009 11:50 Svenman87 wrote:   On June 14 2009 04:26 patmcgroin wrote:   On June 14 2009 04:18 bongky wrote: so, if u lose u have to drink more beer...mmh... hahah yeh i dont really understand how this game is so popular in the states...im throwing a ball in a cup...woo.. you can say that about any activity 'whooo I'm putting a ball in a hoop' 'whoooo I'm kicking a ball in a net' It gets intense, and games generally go by pretty quick. Also the girls trying to 'distract' you is fucking sweeeeeeeet. On top of that, I always toss out the bet that if we win they have to make out... Making the last cup is a great experience when they accept the bet. qft prior to me trying to fight a nissan in my previous post, we had a 2v2 vs 2 chicks and had them down to bras. They refused to go topless which was supposed to be the deal if we won. optimal play for beer pong is vs girls; 1: It gets them drunk 2: you can suggest stuff that under normal circumstances would be creepy, but in the heat of competition is entirely reasonable. 3: they have poor depth perception / co-ordination and will always lose, which makes #2 hugely profitable. 4: If you dont know girls that well, its good ice breaking ground. 5: 2v2 is fun, and vs a couple of chicks you can mix the teams up later to even it out and try to close the deal

When we were out yesterday we were playing against this random two chicks who 5 years older than we were, but still pretty hot imo, and some 50 year old creeper out of the blue asked if they could flash him for his buddy [then he proceeded to bring out his cellphone] the girls looked at each other and didn't flash nipples but you got the general idea of their boobs regardless. Then the hotter one pinched my nipples, but for an awkwardly long amount of time....

On June 14 2009 11:54 byrnesam wrote: Show nested quote + On June 14 2009 11:45 Svenman87 wrote: We have a beer pong table that floats on water. It's 3 sections with hinges to take the waves like a champ. We put Styrofoam under the table, also we had our buddy who works at a metal shop cut us out a flat metal triangle. We then put the cups down on the triangle and drop in magnets, it fucking works so well. Took it out yesterday for the first time, it got a fuck load of attention. Guys were asking how we made it and girls were just watching and wanting to play against us. My buddy and I ended up going running that shit for 8 straight games, then finally got too drunk and lost the 9th. w/e I'll take pictures of it soon enough and blow your fucking minds. I was going to say this was the most useless thing ever until you said the part about girls watching and wanting to play. nice hand... isnt it a bit awkward getting to and from the water though?

You just drain it of any water it might have taken on while latching it down, but one guy can lift it by himself.

Sick table imo....

how much you chargin?

sven

those things on the lake you call "waves" are ripples and are weak. ocean 4 life choad.

On June 14 2009 11:45 Svenman87 wrote: We have a beer pong table that floats on water. It's 3 sections with hinges to take the waves like a champ. We put Styrofoam under the table, also we had our buddy who works at a metal shop cut us out a flat metal triangle. We then put the cups down on the triangle and drop in magnets, it fucking works so well, then we fill the cups 1/4 way with just some lake water and have our drinks in another cool part of the table where we put the made cups, it's a plexy glass mini section in the middle section of the table. MSPAINT DRAWING UNTIL I GET A REAL PIC Took it out yesterday for the first time, it got a fuck load of attention. Guys were asking how we made it and girls were just watching and wanting to play against us. My buddy and I ended up going running that shit for 8 straight games, then finally got too drunk and lost the 9th. w/e I'll take pictures of it soon enough and blow your fucking minds.

lol nice. Sounds like fun. Never really played this/heard of in the UK.

Beer pong is the best game, that is pretty badass

On June 14 2009 15:38 nolan wrote: sven those things on the lake you call "waves" are ripples and are weak. ocean 4 life choad.

Jealous much? :3

It actually is called beruit, nolan is right. beer pong is with paddles and cups on the corners of the table

On June 14 2009 04:05 bigredhoss wrote: thats pretty cool actually and lol at milkman talking shit to anyone

LOL.

Sick table btw. I'm not really into beer pong anymore, don't really need it to get ladies drunk. Eventually you'll graduate from it and learn that red wine gets bitches drunk + horny. Until then, enjoy it! But it's still cool if ur kickin it with some friends to play and talk some shit.

My one friend has this thing called the pong-a-long. It folds up to about the size of a brief case. BPA regulation size and everything.

On June 15 2009 03:06 RICHI8 wrote: I'm not really into beer pong anymore, don't really need it to get ladies drunk. Eventually you'll graduate from it and learn that red wine gets bitches drunk + horny.

How can you sugget they take their tops off and make out when youre trying to act all sophisticated over a glass of merlot?

that looks like a very solid wallpaper table

lol byrnesam

On June 15 2009 05:38 byrnesam wrote: Show nested quote + On June 15 2009 03:06 RICHI8 wrote: I'm not really into beer pong anymore, don't really need it to get ladies drunk. Eventually you'll graduate from it and learn that red wine gets bitches drunk + horny. How can you sugget they take their tops off and make out when youre trying to act all sophisticated over a glass of merlot?

Pardon me, but may I inquire on you possibly caressing that beautiful lady over these whilst revealing your breasts?

cool table ^^

I'm so epicly bad at this game, whenever we play it at the house someone gets auto-raped when I'm on their team.

LOL. @ NIGHT. You'd make a good partner for my girlfriend then, She is terrible at the game, but sometimes she'll manage to squeeze a few clutch shots out. Beer pong is fun. And for the people that flame it, flame on. Im sure alot of people could say the same about Golf, football, soccer, everysport/game that someone plays is always looked at as stupid, I guess people still think its exciting to talk shit over the net. Grow up I guess. Nice table btw. We've been using my friends truck bed cap for a table lol. Its like a tenneau cover, makes a pretty good table tho.

OP table sucks because it seems a bit long, but more so than that the hinges are on the outside. That's gonna interfere with bounces and shit.

On June 15 2009 16:12 SpoR wrote: OP table sucks because it seems a bit long, but more so than that the hinges are on the outside. That's gonna interfere with bounces and shit.

'interfere with bounces and shit'
-_-; who with a penis bounces anyways? : do you also blow instead of finger?

bouncing is for the girl on your team

On June 14 2009 11:32 byrnesam wrote: I played some beer pong once. yeah after a few games it started to get more intense. then the stakes were raised - spirits were involved - smack was talked. basically ended with me threatening to fight this guy and smash his car up.

its not a competitive game until u threaten someone's life or with extreme violence...once u do that it becomes a real game/sport. I once threatened someone during 'Price is RIght' for Wii...sadly my mother took the threat pretty poorly

On June 15 2009 17:27 D_Zoo wrote: Show nested quote + On June 14 2009 11:32 byrnesam wrote: I played some beer pong once. yeah after a few games it started to get more intense. then the stakes were raised - spirits were involved - smack was talked. basically ended with me threatening to fight this guy and smash his car up. its not a competitive game until u threaten someone's life or with extreme violence...once u do that it becomes a real game/sport. I once threatened someone during 'Price is RIght' for Wii...sadly my mother took the threat pretty poorly

aka you roided out on your own mother? :D

PICS PICS PICS

On June 14 2009 15:38 nolan wrote: sven those things on the lake you call "waves" are ripples and are weak. ocean 4 life choad.

Aren't you from NH?????? There's a reason to drive up to NH every weekend and it sure isn't Portsmouth.












@ Euros: Thank you for your delicious cuisines, the renaissance, and well made cars. If you haven't tried it yet, consider beer pong our thank you gift. We'll be about even.

wtf bouncing is a fun rule to add to the game as long as you're only allowed to sneak it. so like, if they catch you bouncing they can block it, but if they miss it and it goes in, they have to drink two cups instead of one.

On June 15 2009 21:58 collegesucks wrote: wtf bouncing is a fun rule to add to the game as long as you're only allowed to sneak it. so like, if they catch you bouncing they can block it, but if they miss it and it goes in, they have to drink two cups instead of one.

ofc it is

we use this rule here, its pretty funny at times

1 hinges are small. 2 the biggest part of the hinge is on the underside, and it also helps with the collapsing. 3 we took hitting the hinges into account, and decided that if you suck so much to hit the middle of the board with the ball, and it happens to hit a hinge, it's impossible to make it anyway, because you should be aiming atleast a foot and a half further up. and the table is standard 8 ft long, regulation size.

On June 15 2009 21:58 collegesucks wrote: wtf bouncing is a fun rule to add to the game as long as you're only allowed to sneak it. so like, if they catch you bouncing they can block it, but if they miss it and it goes in, they have to drink two cups instead of one.

Yeah we play that too but it's more or less something to do when you're desperate and the other team is distracted. I never really learned how to bounce, each table is different so you have to do it a few times to get the bounce down to begin with which is a waste.

so basically spor, you were going to miss anyway if the hinges weren't there.
Rules: (in a nut shell...)+ Show Spoiler +

1. 2 beers, 6 cups per team, 2 players per team
2. Object is to throw the ping pong ball into other teams cup, each person on the team goes once, if they make a cup, the opposing team drinks the made cup, and it is then their turn.
2a. If both players make two cups, then both of the cups must be downed, and players get balls back and continue throwing.
2b. If both players make the SAME cup, then both players get balls back, and a 3rd cup is downed as a bonus. The players who have to drink decide which one.
3. ANY CUP WITH BEER IN IT IS ELIGIBLE TO BE THROWN INTO. This is important. If you can't finish the beer, then the cup is taken out and live. If its in your hand, on the table etc, and somehow the ball lands in it, a cup still in play must be taken by the person whose cup not in play it landed in.
4. There is 1 rerack per team. A rerack cannot be taken during a teams turn (ex: your team makes both shots and gets balls back, you must wait until after your done throwing.)
5. Once a thrown ball has touched a surface other than cup/beer, the opposing team has the opportunity to defend their cups by swatting a ball away, however, they may NOT be the first to touch a ball in flight.
6. Distractions are OK, although a man caught trying to distract another man is a lesser man than everyone else. Distracting is a primary tool for A) women that suck B) getting a chick naked. (tits are legal)
7. Any beer that has fallen (whether the ball knocked it off the table or some drunk knocked it over himself by being clumsy), the cup is downed and another cup must be drank by the rule breaker.
8. If you hit a ball before it hits the ground, you must take 2 cups.
9. CHICKS BLOW, GUYS FINGER: Sometimes a ball will spin around the cup. If this is the case, girls may blow into the cup and try to blow the ball out. If the ball has not touched beer yet, and the ball comes out of the cup, it does not count. Guys have it a little harder, however. They can finger. This means that if in said scenario, the guy can try to "finger" the ball out by sticking his fingers into the cup. The finger or the ball cannot touch the beer or it doesn't count.
REDEMPTION Redemption is where once a team as won the game, the opposing team has a final opportunity to force sudden death. Once a team has made all oppositions cups, each person on the losing team gets to shoot until they miss. If they make all of the winnings teams cups, this forces SUDDEN DEATH
SUDDEN DEATH
3 cups, 1 beer. Same rules apply. No 2nd sudden death. First team to down 3 cups loses.

LOSING TEAM MUST DRINK REMAINING BEER FROM WINNING TEAM
...unless recycling b/c u only have a 12 pack. then the remaining beer is used in the next game.



Obv more rules, but those are the big ones that happen the most often.

This actually sounds like a lot of fun instead of the normal stupid card drinking games before hitting the bars. The only problem I see is that I woulnd't know anyone who have a table like that or even plastic cups. Ive only seen plastic cups at festivals tbh.

On June 16 2009 07:34 kemo wrote: This actually sounds like a lot of fun instead of the normal stupid card drinking games before hitting the bars. The only problem I see is that I woulnd't know anyone who have a table like that or even plastic cups. Ive only seen plastic cups at festivals tbh.

my thoughts exactly rofl

You could really use any table as long as you think it's long enough. Standard is 3'x8'. And about the cups... i could send you like 100 cups for like < $3 lol

On June 14 2009 13:57 Jamie217 wrote: how much you chargin?

If anyone else was wondering...
i would like $350 USD for a plain table w/ no design, $500+ if you want it painted (could go up b/c of the cost of paint and how many colors u want + how intricate you want the table to be)
But I can literally do just about anything on the table. Literally, don't think i can't do it. I tore up the carpet in my room and painted wood floors on the cement foundation a couple of years ago and no one has guessed right yet. I also did a 3-d brick design on my walls...looks pretty sweet
+shipping obv.

On June 16 2009 08:30 TheTank wrote: You could really use any table as long as you think it's long enough. Standard is 3'x8'. And about the cups... i could send you like 100 cups for like < $3 lol

Haha thanks but I don't think the problem is that there is NO plastic cups in Denmark, there just no use for it. I guess Americans use them when partying with kegs?
Don't know, don't think you can buy kegs here like over there. Have to have added CO2(I have no clue) or something and a freezer and shit.

Might try and arrange this on thursday with some friends if I can find some red or blue cups. THESE ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT WILL WORK

Kinda blurry but you get the idea.

[thinly veiled brag]
to give you guys a peak at just how many boats were here...



it was crazy
[/thinly veiled brag]


One day I'm going to buy a house and massive boat on Lake Minnetonka :3

On June 16 2009 12:32 kemo wrote: Show nested quote + On June 16 2009 08:30 TheTank wrote: You could really use any table as long as you think it's long enough. Standard is 3'x8'. And about the cups... i could send you like 100 cups for like < $3 lol Haha thanks but I don't think the problem is that there is NO plastic cups in Denmark, there just no use for it. I guess Americans use them when partying with kegs? Don't know, don't think you can buy kegs here like over there. Have to have added CO2(I have no clue) or something and a freezer and shit. Might try and arrange this on thursday with some friends if I can find some red or blue cups. THESE ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT WILL WORK

what? there are no plastic cups? how do you drink then? glass stuff? that sounds awful for parties.

yup it's hard to get plastick cups like the ones in those pics in Poland, we only have very small white ones.

On June 23 2009 16:26 moneypoker wrote: yup it's hard to get plastick cups like the ones in those pics in Poland, we only have very small white ones.

i dont like rec cups actually, its hard to measure alcohol proportions unless its a room with very good lighting.

Recently some company started selling indestructible plastic cups !!! you can crush them, fold them and put them in your pocket and they dont break or leak !!! i love them :D

The shit you say when you are a kid.

On June 23 2009 16:53 Baalim wrote: Show nested quote + On June 23 2009 16:26 moneypoker wrote: yup it's hard to get plastick cups like the ones in those pics in Poland, we only have very small white ones. i dont like rec cups actually, its hard to measure alcohol proportions unless its a room with very good lighting. Recently some company started selling indestructible plastic cups !!! you can crush them, fold them and put them in your pocket and they dont break or leak !!! i love them :D

How come I haven't seen these cups again wtf.