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gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:05. Posts 9013
I'm at school and bored, didnt bring my laptop so I dont distract myself too much playing poker
PS: bye bye blog #5. I wonder who that sorry sucker's blog I bumped off

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Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:06. Posts 1510

fuck you


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:07. Posts 1510

i hope you have a big downswing because of this.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:08. Posts 1510

o but i bought a phone. ill give you the trip report later.


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:08. Posts 9013

kk awesome

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:09. Posts 9013

the trip report that is
I hope you get syphilis for hoping i go on a downswing

Im only good at poker when I run good 

TimDawg    United States. Jan 27 2009 17:09. Posts 10197

ahahahaha

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:09. Posts 9013

that shit will make you crazy yo

Im only good at poker when I run good 

Kilay   Netherlands. Jan 27 2009 17:12. Posts 1960

Rivalry anyone ??


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:13. Posts 9013

I heard pot is not cool in Netherlands, confirm/deny?

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:15. Posts 1510

skasjdghakldghkl fking chad brown.


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:16. Posts 9013

post hand imo

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:17. Posts 1510

hes just tilting me by being there and having money. i lost money to ducku who rivered me =(


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:19. Posts 9013

Guessing its this hand
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Im only good at poker when I run goodLast edit: 27/01/2009 17:20

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:21. Posts 1510

yea. how do you do spoilers?


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:22. Posts 9013

like you would with image tags except you do spoiler instead of img

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:22. Posts 9013

or you could've just quoted my post and read it yourself

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:22. Posts 9013

you stupid fish

Im only good at poker when I run good 

Luckb0xx   Germany. Jan 27 2009 17:23. Posts 2069


  On January 27 2009 16:21 djforever wrote:
yea. how do you do spoilers?



[roflcat][/unlimitedstupidity]

sry no it was
[.spoiler][hand=xxxx][./spoiler]

pfffffff...Last edit: 27/01/2009 17:24

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:27. Posts 1510


  On January 27 2009 16:22 gawdawaful wrote:
or you could've just quoted my post and read it yourself



yea im sure i could have done that.

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gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:29. Posts 9013

die you racist farmer
I hope you guys get a drought. Then we'll see what you eat for dinner.

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:29. Posts 9013

your pigs will be thin and your crops will whither and die

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:31. Posts 1510

IF I HAD A FARM WE WOULD SEE THEN WOULDNT WE.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:32. Posts 1510

kjdsaghklasdhgklh getting on tilt before hitting 200/400 isnt the best thing for me right now


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:32. Posts 9013

hit up 500/1000 imo

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:33. Posts 1510

i should email stars to remove that restriction.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:33. Posts 1510

bust steamraise and matchpoint20


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:35. Posts 1510

i mean only good things can come of this right?


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:35. Posts 9013

dooooooo it
trip report of that would be far more fun

ps: might as well trip report your phone here, I wont be home for awhile and wont be online long when I do get home

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:36. Posts 9013

yes, go back and look at your razz graph before 200/400
it'll be the same proportionate rise like when you first took a shot at horse

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:37. Posts 1510

but wont the downswing potential be the same proportion? or am i being negative?


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:38. Posts 9013

you're not being negative, you're being a nitty ass pussy

Im only good at poker when I run good 

k2o4   United States. Jan 27 2009 17:41. Posts 4803

i think it was my blog... fucker

actually I dunno, but i could have been!

InnovativeYogis.com 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:42. Posts 9013

nah 100% it was dj's blog
he knows why

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:42. Posts 9013

actually he might not but its still fun

Im only good at poker when I run good 

shaneomac   United States. Jan 27 2009 17:42. Posts 4245

this is semi erotic. can u spice it up a tad bit more, im almost there!


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:44. Posts 1510

k but trip report.

so im sitting in class debating whether or not to go to my second class of the day or not. obv choose not to go. then i say *ok so im not going to class guess ill go get my phone*. hit up the rogers store and this guy looks at me and asks me what i want. i tell him show me the iphone. blah blah blah time passes i get my phone. then im sitting there phone in hand saying *hmm i could use some chips, and maybe a magazine to pass time in class. i hit up 7-11 and grab a car mag and some sweet chili heat doritoes. then after that im sitting in my car i open the chips and eat a few and say *i should go buy some games.* so i hit up best buy and buy silent hill homecoming and final fantasy tactics.

cliff notes: instead of going to class i went and spent a bunch of monies.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:44. Posts 1510


  On January 27 2009 16:42 shaneomac wrote:
this is semi erotic. can u spice it up a tad bit more, im almost there!



lol wtf shane.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:45. Posts 1510


  On January 27 2009 16:42 gawdawaful wrote:
nah 100% it was dj's blog
he knows why



i dont know why i just assumed it was kevin being a fag.


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:48. Posts 9013

its doritos you dumb fuck hick farmer learn how to fucking spell

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:49. Posts 9013


Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:49. Posts 9013

helllooooooo

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:51. Posts 1510


  On January 27 2009 16:48 gawdawaful wrote:
its doritos you dumb fuck hick farmer learn how to fucking spell



really. thats the reply i get. fuck off.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:52. Posts 1510


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:54. Posts 9013

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Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:55. Posts 1510

1) doesnt understand that reference
2) sharks > nucks


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:56. Posts 9013

http://www.google.ca/search?q=datelin...a:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:57. Posts 9013

and fuck you, some of us is trying to do homework
this is what I have so far:


  What is justice and how do we attain justice?

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:58. Posts 1510

HAHAHAH your procrastination is epic.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 17:58. Posts 1510

and lol how to catch a predator


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:02. Posts 9013

using my blog as MSN...

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:03. Posts 1510

it looks that way. go on msn then fish.


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:04. Posts 9013

cant, I'm at school

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:04. Posts 9013

w/o my laptop, figured I'd be more focused

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:05. Posts 1510


  On January 27 2009 17:04 gawdawaful wrote:
w/o my laptop, figured I'd be more focused



so what are you using your phone?


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:05. Posts 1510

and are you more focused?


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:06. Posts 9013

no I'm on the school computer working on my homework
"working"

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:07. Posts 1510

ah ok. good luck with the homeworks then. im gonna go do mine while i hit and run razz games.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:08. Posts 1510

pcccc


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:08. Posts 9013

btw I know how you like the asians, so I'll let you know, a hot asian girl just sat down to my right facing me

A B C
G
D E F

computer stations are set up this way with A facing D, B facing E, etc. and G facing all 6
I'm in F and shes in G

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:11. Posts 1510

how is she to your right if she is in G? wtf? what is F facing? what a stupid diagram. hot tho imo.

 Last edit: 27/01/2009 18:13

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:13. Posts 9013

oh the spacing fucked up, G is all the way to the other side

A B C
--------- G
D E F

A B C
-------- < G
^ ^ ^
D E F

theres no down arrows, but D is facing above like those vertical greater than signs indicate
The monitors are back to back so I cant really see whos in C but I can see B from F.

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:13. Posts 9013

detailed diagram ftw

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:13. Posts 9013

45mins later I still have not done anything on my journal
fml

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:14. Posts 1510

wtf is the -------- some sort of wall?


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:14. Posts 1510

good work tho.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:15. Posts 1510

wtf i get the horse avatar now.


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:15. Posts 9013

its just to push the G in the right place since forums apparently suck for hand drawn type things

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:16. Posts 9013

and thats not a horse, thats a fucking donkey

Im only good at poker when I run good 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Jan 27 2009 18:17. Posts 5647

lol this is great


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:17. Posts 1510

ok i kinda understand the diagram now and wtf why is there a donkey avatar.


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:19. Posts 9013

the only reason why it took you this long is because you're a white farmer

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:19. Posts 1510

LOL i forgot people actually read this.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:19. Posts 1510


  On January 27 2009 17:19 gawdawaful wrote:
the only reason why it took you this long is because you're a white farmer



no its because you screwed up your drawing the first time.

RAZZ BOUT TO START. 7/8 FOR LOLMAHA. TRIP REPORT TO COME!


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:20. Posts 9013

its just like how you rotate your land every year so you get better crops

fields
A B C
--------- G
D E F

you grow crops on field AD CF on year 1, BE CF on year 2, AD BE on year 3 and etc.
and G is the shed where you keep the tractor

Im only good at poker when I run good 

gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:22. Posts 9013

k I look forward to the trip report

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:22. Posts 1510

i think its called fallowing you dumb asian. AND WHAT ABOUT THE COMBINE HUH.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:22. Posts 1510

HAND 1: BRINGIN WITH J7Q =(


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:23. Posts 1510

HAND 2: 2QJ...


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:23. Posts 9013

fallowing? combine? wtf
so you ARE a fucking farmer. I fucking knew it

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:23. Posts 1510

HAND 3: 44Q...


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:24. Posts 1510


  On January 27 2009 17:23 gawdawaful wrote:
fallowing? combine? wtf
so you ARE a fucking farmer. I fucking knew it



its called an education. christ.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:24. Posts 1510

HAND 4: 69T


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:25. Posts 9013

oh please, farmers dont get or need educations...

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:25. Posts 1510

HAND 5: 35K, yet another bringin.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:26. Posts 1510

HAND 6: J85 utg.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:28. Posts 1510

HAND 7: 9A6T vs villains 52


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:28. Posts 1510

HAND 8: Q85.

well that was another unsuccessful shot. for -700$ pretty sweet.


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:29. Posts 9013

oh well, at least you werent rivered twice in 4 hands

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:29. Posts 1510

yea true. but that happened last shot. T.T


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:36. Posts 9013

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/saskatchewan/story/2009/01/27/teacher-charged.html
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djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:49. Posts 1510

hahah niceeeee


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:52. Posts 1510

pics??


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:53. Posts 9013

failed at finding pics stupid popular french name

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:57. Posts 1510

bout to take a shot at razz again.


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:57. Posts 1510

hand1:4TQ =(


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:59. Posts 9013

just need to win one hand!

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 18:59. Posts 1510

hand2: 4k pot for dj =) won a pot off ozenc. my a3579 into his a569T


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 19:01. Posts 1510

its ok lost a 3k pot at hand 5 =(


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 19:03. Posts 1510

great. big ole break even T.T


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 19:06. Posts 9013

aw well. Theres always next orbit!

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 19:08. Posts 1510

yea i made 200$ at 50/100 weeee


djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 19:11. Posts 1510


  On January 27 2009 17:25 gawdawaful wrote:
oh please, farmers dont get or need educations...



wow i almost missed this. gtfo


gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 27 2009 19:13. Posts 9013

lollol glad you caught it

Im only good at poker when I run good 

djforever   Canada. Jan 27 2009 19:41. Posts 1510

k enough of this. hw time.


MayZerG   United Kingdom. Jan 27 2009 21:41. Posts 2123

sick convo

I like to hold all the nuts - CrownRoyal 

 



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