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Jamie217 Canada. Apr 11 2008 09:18. Posts 4351 | | |
whatta night at fallsview last night lmao...
D_zoo, me and one of his buddies Chris go to fallsview to play some live...We get there and the room is retarded and we have like a 2hr wait to play w/e
D_zoo and I sit down at a 5/5 table and start ordering some drinks and shit...
Dzoo runs like absolute ass all night, loses AA vs JJ on QTx... couple races, set vs flushdraw etc etc...
I of course run like god and build up a 3500$ stack.
Anyways on to the main event.
Dzoo opens AJ otb gets a call from a 25yr old kid whos been a douche all night, flop is AJx rainbow and dzoo cbets and gets called... turn is the Tc bringing a fd and d_zoo gets it allin with the kid, kid flips KJcc and spikes the Qc on the river obv. ROYAL FLUSH WHATTTTT???!? Course the kid rubs it in and is an asshole about it.
Couple hands later Dzoo opens gets called by the kid, he cbets Khi and gets called, he then turns to me and calls the kid a terrorist lmfao...somehow the kid interpreted that as "Im allin in the dark" and precedes to call.
Dzoo gets pissed off challeneges the kid to a fight, tough guy eh 
Floor comes over and acts like a douche and calls security who do a fucking horrible job with the situation as Dzoo is trying to leave... So one of the main security guys named Domininc comes over and tries to escort Dzoo to the cashier
We get over to the cashier and Dominic just keeps needling Dzoo about the shit that just happened, so finally Dzoo just turns to Me and Chris looks us dead in the eye and tosses his drink on the guy.......... ooops
Dominic flips out and tackles Dzoo from behind in a chokehold
Dzoo bein the hero that he is blocks the hold and pins Dominics arm to the ground and at the same time tells Dominic whatta horrible attempt at a choke that was rofffffffl
Dzoo finally lets the big tough guy go and gets taken to the police station where the cops love him and let him off with a 60$ fine and give him a ride back to the hotel...
Soooo funny watching this shit go down and Dzoo is quite easily my new hero ahhahah
EDIT: Almost forgot the bets fucking part.... 20yr old kid sits down and we had heard hes a real douchbag, gets folded to Dzoo whos in MP and is thinking about raising. After literally 10 seconds this guy goes "I call the clock" Im just like wtffffffffff
Without missing a beat Dzoo insta responds with "I call cunt" loloolol
Kid leaves 10 mins later after Dzoo repeatedly asks him to step into the octagon aahahahahahaha
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haha thats pretty awesome!
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Fayth  Canada. Apr 11 2008 09:22. Posts 10085 | | | |
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nicksson Sweden. Apr 11 2008 09:24. Posts 4662 | | |
haha awesome, would've been fun to be there |
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Feiticeira United Kingdom. Apr 11 2008 09:25. Posts 3047 | | | |
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k4ir0s Canada. Apr 11 2008 09:26. Posts 3480 | | | |
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The72o Zimbabwe. Apr 11 2008 09:30. Posts 6112 | | |
| | Dzoo bein the hero that he is blocks the hold and pins Dominics arm to the ground and at the same time tells Dominic whatta horrible attempt at a choke that was rofffffffl |
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nolan Ireland. Apr 11 2008 09:30. Posts 6205 | | |
story woulda been better if it happened in USA
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
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CirCa Canada. Apr 11 2008 09:31. Posts 1249 | | |
haha,
well written... knowing dzoo, i can picture it going down exactly
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pinbaLL Sweden. Apr 11 2008 09:42. Posts 7243 | | |
$100 for a signed poster of d_zoo
this is awesome |
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mrpav.com Canada. Apr 11 2008 10:33. Posts 3069 | | |
Man, d_zoo is one funny guy |
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jase Australia. Apr 11 2008 10:33. Posts 1604 | | |
| | EDIT: Almost forgot the bets fucking part.... 20yr old kid sits down and we had heard hes a real douchbag, gets folded to Dzoo whos in MP and is thinking about raising. After literally 10 seconds this guy goes "I call the clock" Im just like wtffffffffff
Without missing a beat Dzoo insta responds with "I call cunt" loloolol
Kid leaves 10 mins later after Dzoo repeatedly asks him to step into the octagon aahahahahahaha |
LOL so good |
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makito Colombia. Apr 11 2008 10:33. Posts 463 | | | |
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KeanuReaver United States. Apr 11 2008 10:38. Posts 2022 | | |
sounds like D_Zoo is the douchebag here
hey guys lets try and beat up everyone we don't like |
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FoolsPlay Canada. Apr 11 2008 10:44. Posts 1335 | | | |
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iop Sweden. Apr 11 2008 10:55. Posts 4951 | | | |
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lol what a story.
DZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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Ket United Kingdom. Apr 11 2008 13:06. Posts 8665 | | | |
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Highcard Canada. Apr 11 2008 13:19. Posts 5428 | | |
| | On April 11 2008 09:38 KeanuReaver wrote:
sounds like D_Zoo is the douchebag here
hey guys lets try and beat up everyone we don't like |
Depends on who's side your own, either way nice story! |
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tae-g United States. Apr 11 2008 13:21. Posts 1782 | | |
| | On April 11 2008 09:38 KeanuReaver wrote:
sounds like D_Zoo is the douchebag here
hey guys lets try and beat up everyone we don't like |
Did some kid take your lunch money in high school? |
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JonnyCosMo United States. Apr 11 2008 14:32. Posts 7292 | | | |
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Loco Canada. Apr 11 2008 14:36. Posts 21013 | | |
STEP INTO THE OCTOGON LOL |
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Jamie217 Canada. Apr 11 2008 14:56. Posts 4351 | | |
lmaooo... he also meant to bet the guy that called clock on him 10:1 odds to fight him... but instead he said 10,000:1 odds on 100$ lololololol.... the kid didnt say a word...
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ggplz Sweden. Apr 11 2008 15:04. Posts 16784 | | | |
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Baalim Mexico. Apr 11 2008 15:16. Posts 34305 | | |
lol id take a fight with those odds... who knows i might get a lucky punch... or a lucky kick in the groin ;D |
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Apr 11 2008 16:23. Posts 14026 | | |
what a fuckin champion
LOL @ dominic the security guard. |
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