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Floofy   Canada. Jul 27 2008 15:18. Posts 8708


  On July 27 2008 13:33 milkman wrote:
dude yea im assuming since u dont know how to do anything related to girls, like talk, dress, ect.. u prolly shouldnt go dancing



whatever. it probably wont work in love with her so ill just earn dancing skills with her.

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

sTrAtO   Mexico. Jul 27 2008 16:02. Posts 5882


  On July 27 2008 14:10 Floofy wrote:
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she played with me

im not analyzing every single actions in EV i do whatever i think will be fun. and it was fun


u had fun tickling karines feet and how did it go?

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Jul 27 2008 16:34. Posts 10896

ROFL STRATO


Floofy   Canada. Jul 27 2008 17:16. Posts 8708

thats not why it didnt work ur stupid

karine never felt anything for me thats why it didnt work
none ever feels anything for me. thats my problem

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Jul 27 2008 17:31. Posts 10896

lol @ floofy saying to someone hes stupid


lebowski   Greece. Jul 27 2008 17:44. Posts 9205


  On July 27 2008 16:16 Floofy wrote:
thats not why it didnt work ur stupid

karine never felt anything for me thats why it didnt work
none ever feels anything for me. thats my problem


how could she possibly have feelings for you,she was just getting to know you
the tickling thing and the whole performance obv didn't impress her

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Muhweli   Finland. Jul 27 2008 17:59. Posts 10663


  On July 27 2008 09:31 Floofy wrote:
once the time had came (u need to wait 1 hour but u can do shit during this time) she freaked out and even thought i insisted she backed out lol. so i did it alone but it lasted like 3 minutes so she waited it out



Anyone else find this funny?!

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Shenny   Canada. Jul 27 2008 18:01. Posts 1514

all this talk of dancing... where the hell is moshzilla?


Muhweli   Finland. Jul 27 2008 18:03. Posts 10663

Plus, I find it hard to believe that checking your IQ will play in your advantage. Even if it's fun.
Oh look, a colorful schoolbus!

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Floofy   Canada. Jul 27 2008 18:37. Posts 8708

yea in short i have a mentally retarded person that works with me so we started talking about IQs. so i told her i wanted to check it some day. so shes like, hey i want to check that too. so shes like lets do it together

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

ggplz   Sweden. Jul 27 2008 18:39. Posts 16784

make your own IQ test u filthy bastard

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Jul 27 2008 18:40. Posts 10896


  On July 27 2008 16:59 Muhweli wrote:
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Anyone else find this funny?!

now that you mention it : yes
ahaha


Floofy   Canada. Jul 27 2008 18:42. Posts 8708

rolf muh. first time i read it i didnt get it
but now that engage quoted it....

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

pushing4anal   Australia. Jul 27 2008 20:02. Posts 665


  On July 27 2008 16:59 Muhweli wrote:
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Anyone else find this funny?!


hahahaah had to read it again


milkman   United States. Jul 27 2008 20:36. Posts 5719


  On July 27 2008 14:18 Floofy wrote:
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whatever. it probably wont work in love with her so ill just earn dancing skills with her.


actually this is a really good attitude to go about most of these things with... and honestly thinking like that can only help u more then hurt u.
if u can pull that off and not caring about how she feels about 90% of the time... u can ship this for sure

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

milkman   United States. Jul 27 2008 23:37. Posts 5719


  On July 27 2008 22:31 fisharmun wrote:
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Your IQs? ROFL. no idea.

seriously, i can only imagine someone lEEt smart or lEEt stupid doing that. and since lEEt smart people usually cant dance, go figure.



i think ur stupid

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

spets1   Australia. Jul 28 2008 00:16. Posts 2179

PLAY STRIP POKER WITH HER

hola 

sTrAtO   Mexico. Jul 28 2008 00:20. Posts 5882

here's floofys post after going dancing with the girl

'fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I picked her up at 8 in my recently waxed Acura 2005 with open roof and we headed to the dance club
we waited like 40minutes before the security guard let us in... i don't know what happened, all the good looking ppl was entering without a problem except us... I think that it was because of my white-green short sleeve polo with 2 pockets on front...

well, we finally made it and we were sober as fuck that it wasn't funny, we got a couple of frinks and i started to feel the beat
she was looking other guys while i was talking her about random stuff, she seemed bored but i was having fun

so we finally made it to the dance part, it was really akward cause i didn't know what to do with my arms, now that i think about it DDR has a serious leak

i was having the fun of my life but then the drinks started to kick in and i had to go to the bathroom, when i get back, i see her dancing with another dude, i didn't know what to do so i walked infront of her and make sure to make eye contact with her and so we did and she turned her head away... i stand there for like 5minutes before going to the nearest corner to cry instead of tellin her to fuck herself and go after new new girls while i was there at the club

i drove back home diving in tears... i don't know what went wrong, it was probably because the retarded DJ didn't play enough Aerosmith songs and I couldn't impress her with my imaginary GH notes...

im still crying right now, i really think she was the love of my life... maybe ill call her back in 3 months to see if he's changed her mind'

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jajaLast edit: 28/07/2008 00:26

Baalim   Mexico. Jul 28 2008 00:36. Posts 34304

hahaha that sounds so much like him

Floofy you are 100% socially inept... that is your problem.


You dont realize "im going to dance with her" its not mmm... fucking normal, unless you are like a pro salsa dancer or something weird like that and she is into that too, you dont go to "dance" with her, if you go out to a club to get some drinks and happen to dance with her that is normal but u dont go out to dance, dont u see the difference?.

I remember u said you were gong to dance on your 1st date..... IN HER HOUSE.... how the fuck dont you realize that dancing in a girl's house with her stereo playing in the 1st day is as akward as it gets, there is nothing more akward than that... fuck id feel more confortable being naked in church than doing that.


Its like you grew in a basement and u have no idea whatsoever how society works, what is normal and what isnt, you are absolutely clueless, and what is even worse is that u refuse to listen

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

Floofy   Canada. Jul 28 2008 00:38. Posts 8708

lol strato. i laughed reading this but at the same time my post are almost as pathetic as this -_-
btw it sucks cuz she said next time we go out SHE will drive. so i cannot even be like "fuck u bitch im not bringing u home" if things go wrong....

anyways theres that girlll.... mal

i talked to her a while ago and i kinda decided not to see her cuz she looked real ugly and real fucked up
then she had a bf (shes 18 and he was 32...)

she seemed interested in me before
Karine knew her and she said shes reallllllly ugly. disturbing mouth

so now she broke up with him and she got her life together. so we plan to see each others.....
hope it can work. the friend of her brother is actually some dude i hated back in highschool. one of those retarded dropouts.

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

 
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