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qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 18 2012 08:43. Posts 14026

lol @ dogmeats post

also brb coz im prolly getting banned, but i enjoyed them























FarmMylife   Canada. May 18 2012 10:29. Posts 111

The Trayvoning is pretty bad, but still kinda rolf in a dark way


mnj   United States. May 18 2012 14:59. Posts 3848

trayvoning suxs, surprised you know of it though (didnt think it would go international)


humPah   Finland. May 18 2012 20:28. Posts 1544


  On May 18 2012 13:59 mnj wrote:
trayvoning suxs, surprised you know of it though (didnt think it would go international)



Well I don't know "where" it has gone international, but it was published here on media at least(Finland) when it happened, and the aftermath as well obviously.

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Try2BePerfect   . May 19 2012 05:20. Posts 469

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSwT22kXV5c

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RaiNKhAN    United States. May 19 2012 05:27. Posts 4080

^ didnt laugh
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longple    Sweden. May 19 2012 05:38. Posts 4472

lol


NewbSaibot   United States. May 19 2012 12:19. Posts 4944

While not offended by the Trayvoning, i dont get whats funny about it. I mean there's no punch line or gag or double entendre. It would be like shaving my head and then saying im Zimmermaning. Gotta have a little more to it than that.

bye now 

ggplz   Sweden. May 19 2012 14:47. Posts 16784

i must have been living under a rock, whats the story with trayvoning?

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brambolius   Netherlands. May 19 2012 15:53. Posts 1708

short-short version:

security guy shot a 17-year old black guy in the street, he died, was it self defense or not ? media circus.

Heat......EXTEND 

mnj   United States. May 19 2012 16:43. Posts 3848

it is a story of some racist, ignorant, hot headed asshole with a hero complex, who called the police because he saw a black person at night, and even though he was told MULTIPLE TIMES to just stay away, decided to confront the black 17 year old who was only carrying skittles and arizona ice tea, and ended up shooting him.

retards come to zimmerman's defense by saying it was trayvon martin's fault for wearing a grey hoodie.

you can read more about ppl like this here
http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=1039845


mnj   United States. May 19 2012 21:00. Posts 3848


UpSwing   Canada. May 19 2012 22:08. Posts 134

^ thats not funny thats fap material


Baalim   Mexico. May 19 2012 22:08. Posts 34252

that gif is staged... she isnt wearing the seatbelt correctly so her boobs can pop-out

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NewbSaibot   United States. May 19 2012 23:01. Posts 4944


  On May 19 2012 15:43 mnj wrote:
it is a story of some racist, ignorant, hot headed asshole with a hero complex, who called the police because he saw a black person at night, and even though he was told MULTIPLE TIMES to just stay away, decided to confront the black 17 year old who was only carrying skittles and arizona ice tea, and ended up shooting him.

retards come to zimmerman's defense by saying it was trayvon martin's fault for wearing a grey hoodie.

you can read more about ppl like this here
http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=1039845

Go check out www.theync.com if you want to see the random acts of violence that happen in this world. I refuse to become a statistic.

I also like how you judge this man without any of the facts, while new information, pictures, and evidence of his assault is coming to light. Sensationalists like you are the reason the news is so untrustworthy.

bye nowLast edit: 19/05/2012 23:03

Funktion   Australia. May 19 2012 23:33. Posts 1638


  On May 19 2012 21:08 UpSwing wrote:
^ thats not funny thats fap material


Almost...http://www.quirkins.com/2011/11/13/woman-pops-out-of-shirt-drifting/

Is now.


Stat.Quo   Somalia. May 19 2012 23:41. Posts 1227

There used to be this white kid in my building, he was a few years younger than me, he had a bit of a bullish attitude, and his friends were punks too. Like if his buddies were waiting for him in the lobby and you come out the elevator they would screw face you. Or if you at the basketball court, they roll up 5 or 6 people deep wearing hoodies, and those really baggy dark rocker clothes.

Anyways, with his attitude already, i wasn't surprised i heard that he got shot. A group of 3-4 guys rolled up on him and a buddy and tried to rob them, super hero whiteboy, pulls out a taser and chases one of the guys down, the guy who he chases has a gun on him, and shoots him, I think he was 17 or 18 and he ended up dead. Newbsailot picking fights with a guy on the road, and then asks if he should buy a gun, life is meaningless to a lot of people i guess.


NewbSaibot   United States. May 20 2012 00:53. Posts 4944


  On May 19 2012 22:41 Stat.Quo wrote:
T A group of 3-4 guys rolled up on him and a buddy and tried to rob them, super hero whiteboy, pulls out a taser and chases one of the guys down, the guy who he chases has a gun on him, and shoots him, I think he was 17 or 18 and he ended up dead. Newbsailot picking fights with a guy on the road, and then asks if he should buy a gun, life is meaningless to a lot of people i guess.

His mistake was not investing in any training. This kid walked into a store, bought a taser and thought he was good to go. I am investing heavily in proper self-defense techniques, such as obtaining my concealed carry license, classroom training on situational awareness, threat recognition, combat mindset, after action considerations, "rules of engagement", etc. Anyone properly trained to understand firearms and what they mean will never end up in a situation whereby they are more of a threat to themselves. Every day people get attacked unprovoked in this world. When you're older you'll understand.

I didnt buy a gun because some asshole pissed me off. I bought one because a random person threatened my life for over 10 minutes at a high rate of speed, whom could have run me off the road sending me careening into tree's or other traffic. I didnt mention it at the time but there were several other instances in which I was sorely unprepared for a possible attack in my life, all of which I feel lucky to have walked away from unscathed. I dont want to just be "lucky" anymore.

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capaneo   Canada. May 20 2012 00:59. Posts 8465


  On May 19 2012 23:53 NewbSaibot wrote:
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His mistake was not investing in any training. This kid walked into a store, bought a taser and thought he was good to go. I am investing heavily in proper self-defense techniques, such as obtaining my concealed carry license, classroom training on situational awareness, threat recognition, combat mindset, after action considerations, "rules of engagement", etc. Anyone properly trained to understand firearms and what they mean will never end up in a situation whereby they are more of a threat to themselves. Every day people get attacked unprovoked in this world. When you're older you'll understand.

I didnt buy a gun because some asshole pissed me off. I bought one because a random person threatened my life for over 10 minutes at a high rate of speed, whom could have run me off the road sending me careening into tree's or other traffic. I didnt mention it at the time but there were several other instances in which I was sorely unprepared for a possible attack in my life, all of which I feel lucky to have walked away from unscathed. I dont want to just be "lucky" anymore.


The highway case is total BS, couldn't you slow down, and stop the car on the side of the road for 5min and then continue without seeing that guy for the rest of your life? Buying a gun for situations that can be easily avoided like that is just retarded. But some people think it reduces the size of their penis if they walk out of a fight. Thankfully many of those people end-up dead or in jail. Evolution at work.

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Fudyann   Netherlands. May 20 2012 01:37. Posts 704

Invest in the training, don't buy the gun.

You're also an ass for arguing about this in the ROFL thread.

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