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NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 12 2007 18:06. Posts 8947 | | |
I'm seriously quitting poker, this is so fucked
I run $100 to $950 and manage to bust in the same night.
Too low on funds to play anymore now..
I just wish I switched to NL50 when my br was around 1k..
big mistake
FUCK..
I need like 1k to start grinding NL50 again...I make $200-$500/day there..
and I need to never play higher again..ever..
well, it'll probably be a long time til I'm playin again unless someone wants to stake me for NL50 or loan me money for 3 weeks to a month w/ interest)
(you can check with radiohead and doomer, i've always paid back any loans in a fast amt of time)
PM me if interested, I'll give you back 50% intrest ($1500) within a month
Times are tough, I should have never played those sharks HU.. T_T
by the way , capaneo and Fayth took my roll...how fuckin gay T_T
GL everyone,
Heres my PT stats from the last month;
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I suck,
Ryan
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newbie.cjb   United States. Dec 12 2007 18:07. Posts 3096 | | | |
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Xenocidegs   United States. Dec 12 2007 18:09. Posts 365 | | |
nooooooo you can't quit. Your entertainment at LP is priceless. |
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wolfheart   Estonia. Dec 12 2007 18:10. Posts 7592 | | |
epic :D
your cant sucess with poker because u miss biggest point of poker what is disipline and self control |
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nutshot   United States. Dec 12 2007 18:10. Posts 4539 | | |
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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TianYuan   Korea (South). Dec 12 2007 18:11. Posts 6817 | | |
hisguys7ipuffhifjooooooooooghhnjjjmnhh |
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haeper   Germany. Dec 12 2007 18:11. Posts 440 | | |
rofl i cant stop laughing |
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P1mpdaddy   Austria. Dec 12 2007 18:11. Posts 1370 | | |
haha you morons don't u get it? Nazgul is staking Neilly over and over again. Neilly is already famous and brings tons of new players to LP every day. Nice move Nazgul... |
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Sheitan   Canada. Dec 12 2007 18:11. Posts 4217 | | | |
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BlackRain   Canada. Dec 12 2007 18:16. Posts 510 | | |
How did I miss all this before, damn. Please don't be the end! Somebody stake him (again?) |
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Svenman87   United States. Dec 12 2007 18:16. Posts 4636 | | |
post lifetime graph please. I'll think of staking u after i see it |
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Ja hunta   United States. Dec 12 2007 18:17. Posts 1329 | | |
i think your mentally retarded.. seriously.
1. You said you were going to select games better but you end up playing cap. HU? with the entire community watching. Were you trying to prove something?
2. If you can make so much money at NL50.. WHY THE FUCK NOT JUST PLAY IT/ it would obv be more profitable than play cap HU no?
3. After all this stupidity i have to think to myself that no one can be this stupid.. Someone here is paying you to perform this ACT.
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Baalim   Mexico. Dec 12 2007 18:20. Posts 34305 | | |
500 in 50nl ?'??? 10buy-ins a day? wow... that means that on 400nl i should make 4k a day... 120k a month... god i suck at poker :< |
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alphablend   United States. Dec 12 2007 18:23. Posts 2424 | | |
roooooooooflll
Just like Brad Booth... "table selection is VERY important" he says, as he sits down to play CTS heads up ROFFFFL
epic
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AcroN   Norway. Dec 12 2007 18:25. Posts 568 | | |
Even a goldfish has better memory than this guys.... |
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Bejamin1   Canada. Dec 12 2007 18:27. Posts 7042 | | |
hahahahahahahahahah I LOVE IT |
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BLo01   Canada. Dec 12 2007 18:28. Posts 298 | | |
It's just unbelievable how stupid this guy can be.. |
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BJLTNYK   United States. Dec 12 2007 18:47. Posts 1226 | | |
ahahahhahahahhahahhahahahha fucking idiot |
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Ket   United Kingdom. Dec 12 2007 18:50. Posts 8665 | | |
LOLOLOL this is hilarious every single time, no matter how many times this happens |
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k2o4   United States. Dec 12 2007 18:53. Posts 4803 | | |
This just made me feel better about tilting off that 1 buyin earlier tonight. Whenever I'm feeling down about my poker life I can just think "At least I'm not Neilly" and feel better. |
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nutshot   United States. Dec 12 2007 18:54. Posts 4539 | | |
haaaaaaaaahahhahaa
i just read this a half hour ago
its still funny |
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F4Zi   United Kingdom. Dec 12 2007 19:07. Posts 3462 | | | |
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lostaccount   Canada. Dec 12 2007 19:19. Posts 6788 | | |
dont think you can do that in blogs f4zi |
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Matt98568   United States. Dec 12 2007 19:21. Posts 2391 | | |
<3 capaneo, and <3 Fayth both are heros
Seriously wtf were you thinking doing this shit, you can play a sick amount of hands in one day why can't you just take a week or two and grind to 50nl. Good luck getting out of debt and selling all of your stuff. |
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ggplz   Sweden. Dec 12 2007 19:37. Posts 16784 | | |
neilly you're hugely entertaining buddy but u gotta smarten up |
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JoeDeertay   United States. Dec 12 2007 19:38. Posts 1730 | | | |
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PandaSaurus   Australia. Dec 12 2007 19:41. Posts 1651 | | |
Hahaha Neilly <3
Someone stake him! |
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TimDawg   United States. Dec 12 2007 19:43. Posts 10197 | | |
STAKE?!?! LOOOOL
STAKE?!?! |
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tae-g   United States. Dec 12 2007 19:44. Posts 1782 | | | |
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NeillyJQ   United States. Dec 12 2007 19:57. Posts 8947 | | | |
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Balzamon   Sweden. Dec 12 2007 20:27. Posts 2868 | | |
how can you think you make 200-500 a day on nl50? i mean... you cant serious think that its possible? |
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kantoiki   Australia. Dec 12 2007 21:16. Posts 3818 | | |
lol hilarious, you sir are a complete tool hahaha |
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kantoiki   Australia. Dec 12 2007 21:18. Posts 3818 | | |
lol hilarious, you sir are a complete tool hahaha |
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CirCa   Canada. Dec 12 2007 21:42. Posts 1249 | | |
| | On December 12 2007 17:50 Ket wrote:
LOLOLOL this is hilarious every single time, no matter how many times this happens |
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thewh00sel   United States. Dec 13 2007 01:21. Posts 2735 | | |
| | On December 12 2007 20:42 CirCa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 12 2007 17:50 Ket wrote:
LOLOLOL this is hilarious every single time, no matter how many times this happens |
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becomes more hilarious each time. |
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BlizzY   Slovakia. Dec 13 2007 02:17. Posts 805 | | |
neilly's thought process -->
I am going to grind NL10 and be the most disciplined player in the world.... what happened before was stupid
..........1 hour passes..................
hmmm maybe NL10 idea was bad, I am going to 18-20 table NL25 and 4-8 table NL50 HU because game selection is improtant (LOLOLOL)
.......... another 1 hour passes...........
oh fuck it I have some $$ in my account let's start 4 HU NL100 tables, I got massive edge obviously, I'll play whoever sits down
...........another 3 hours.............
Oh fuck am I busto again ? how did that happen ? Today I wrote on my blog I would grind NL10...asdfffsdsfsfsfsfafsasdadgf..... SOMEONE STAKE ME, I will pay back, I can make $500 a day on NL50 ?
seriously you need help |
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Sennpu   Canada. Dec 13 2007 11:15. Posts 1960 | | |
| | On December 13 2007 01:17 BlizzY wrote:
neilly's thought process -->
I am going to grind NL10 and be the most disciplined player in the world.... what happened before was stupid
..........1 hour passes..................
hmmm maybe NL10 idea was bad, I am going to 18-20 table NL25 and 4-8 table NL50 HU because game selection is improtant (LOLOLOL)
.......... another 1 hour passes...........
oh fuck it I have some $$ in my account let's start 4 HU NL100 tables, I got massive edge obviously, I'll play whoever sits down
...........another 3 hours.............
Oh fuck am I busto again ? how did that happen ? Today I wrote on my blog I would grind NL10...asdfffsdsfsfsfsfafsasdadgf..... SOMEONE STAKE ME, I will pay back, I can make $500 a day on NL50 ?
seriously you need help |
Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl |
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ChromaX   Bulgaria. Dec 13 2007 11:27. Posts 392 | | |
Quit poker obv... Dont'you feel the pain??? playing 10nl is booooring BUT dont you remember what happens when you go higher underrolled
I can point my finger at you and say to all new players : You should be careful when taking shots ! Just make sure you dont end up like this idiot...
Take a shot when you have at least 10-12buyins for the level and you can afford losing one.Just play one table and focus ,pay close attention to every move they make and try to figure out what kind of players are you siting with...if you do this and still get bored just add 2-3 tables from the limit you normally play,but still keep your focus heavily on the higher limit table.When choosing a table look for some retards and sit with them IN POSITION. Drop DOWN immediately if you loose it, NO MATTER HOW WEAK WAS THE GUY WHO TOOK YOUR MONEY. |
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androidmetro   United States. Dec 13 2007 16:26. Posts 140 | | |
| | unless someone wants to stake me for NL50 or loan me money for 3 weeks to a month w/ interest) |
Coming from someone who can't post an image of their PT stats.
We've seen how you handle your own money, how long would a stake last?
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Minion   Brasil. Dec 13 2007 16:34. Posts 2112 | | | |
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KeyleK_uk   United Kingdom. Dec 14 2007 04:59. Posts 1687 | | | |
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