Women = not crap

This is the most profound thing I've ever been privileged to read.

All I read was "Anal sex makes me feel gay"

Didn't read it through thurally though, but I would like to hear your views on oral sex too. Pretty sure that's not meant as a dickhole either in "God's initial plan for perversions"

hmm, gotta think about that one. It's obviously less gay then anal since it's not a shithole and it might keep her from talking for a bit, which is nice but I'm still not sure.

well, thats one opinion =D

TLDR GIRLS SUCK

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING ISLAND!

On August 23 2007 01:18 DustySwedeDude wrote: hmm, gotta think about that one. It's obviously less gay then anal since it's not a shithole and it might keep her from talking for a bit, which is nice but I'm still not sure.

looooooooool

'women = not crap... but i wish they'd shut the fuck up'

girls think they deserve everything and they get all spazzy because they cant deal with things properly.

anal = bleh

Oral sex = teh gay?

After the great succes with my last post I’ll now make a new on on a simular subject. Oral sex and it’s gayness or lack thereoff is a hard subject and I don’t really know how to approach it but whatever. We’ll do fine, and if this post happends to suck it’s at least a nice pun.

First of all, let’s take a look at our moral. Heinlein, the worlds greatest authority on moral and values said;

“Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense.”

That’s true, and if you think otherwise you’re just a dumb communist. Having said that I think we’re pretty much established that anyone can do anything to anyone in the bedroom as long as both parts are happy with it. You can fuck a duck for all I care, but you shouldn’t hurt other people or women and stuff. This is therefore mostly a post about the estetic values of it and such and bleh and whatnot. Also, I’ve been eating my breakfast for the last 4 hours or so and that’s pretty gay too. Anyway, if we start with the act. Inserting a penis in a mouth. So far so good, I guess, unless the girl has like big teeth or something. Nothing gay so far, unless you smile. As far as the other way around, carpet licking, goes I guess it’s pretty fun and stuff if it’s clean and nice and such. Don’t really mind it. It’s far better then watching TV or drinking by yourself while watching soft porn on like internet or whatnot. And if you dress up in like woman’s cloathing you’ll feel very lesbian and empowered and stuff. That’s probably nice.

As far as whatever nah it’s not gay really fu A+ would do it again even if most girls couldn’t suck a dick right to save their life.

eating pussy is rubbish

On August 23 2007 03:23 byrnesam wrote: eating pussy is rubbish

ur italian? (watched sopranos lately and they considered eating pussy as an embarassing thingy)

i ate some pussy earlier today and it wasnt all that great.

its never been great. i wish id never done it in the first place then she wouldnt beg me to do it everytime i get her going.

This thread delivers.

Sex & the City DOES MAKE SENSE.


stupid kid

On August 23 2007 04:07 byrnesam wrote: i ate some pussy earlier today and it wasnt all that great. its never been great. i wish id never done it in the first place then she wouldnt beg me to do it everytime i get her going.

It's only fair that you do it since you want her to suck you too, right? It's a teamsport :D

Plus, they say some girls enjoy anal.

On August 23 2007 04:07 byrnesam wrote: i ate some pussy earlier today and it wasnt all that great. its never been great. i wish id never done it in the first place then she wouldnt beg me to do it everytime i get her going.

I love how if we ever ask them for favors they bitch about them and expect us to still think of them as a goddess of they don't want to but if they ask for something and we don't give it to them they turn into possessed demons.

On August 23 2007 01:18 DustySwedeDude wrote: hmm, gotta think about that one. It's obviously less gay then anal since it's not a shithole and it might keep her from talking for a bit, which is nice but I'm still not sure.

Also, why are you relating shit to gayness. Just a thought, because this is could be done in a heterosexual relationship too: http://www.2girls1cup.com/

Oh and if someone feels offended by that, don't watch it. Thanks. That's why it's a link and not embedded clip.

On August 23 2007 05:27 lucifer wrote: Sex & the City DOES MAKE SENSE. stupid kid

lol obv fag

Remember when Rekrul asked why there was always pictures of poker ballers sitting around and no girls. Yeah this is why. .

Hey faggot go fu I might not be a PUA or anything but at least I get laid on semi-regular basis. And I didn't before I figured out that women wants to be objects.

sick life