Top Wow

now I'm gonna have to find a new place to live because of this.
i just dont get it... why would she do this after all we've done for her?

what?

wtf is a toppest wow

the real question is: why would you play nl5 online when you could also steal from your dad?

Doubt your dad ever had 12k liquid to steal if he shares your DNA

I co-manage his retirement fund which is a couple hundred g's, so yeah. Though, he won't get rid of the couple hundred he has in metal. I'm the only person in his life that he can trust literally everything with.

Naib, I also play 200nl live.

Baal, top kek.

Apparently Gnarly knows some new internet slang from whatever other forums he hangs out on. Something about "kek" a lot.

>being a gamer and internet user
>not knowing kek
Top kek

On April 16 2014 01:37 Silver_nz wrote: >being a gamer and internet user >not knowing kek Top kek

I dont think it's the same as the good old korean Kek...

gnarly is a quality troll

kek is what lol looks like on wow when you meet horde faction as an alliance

TOP KEK

dnagardi, this isn't a troll, though. my real life is total shit and things only go bad. I keep imagining how peaceful it would be if I were to die.

On April 15 2014 22:08 Gnarly wrote: I'm the only person in his life that he can trust literally everything with. .

I'm in the same situation - my brother stole over 25k from my father.

On April 15 2014 22:08 Gnarly wrote: Naib, I also play 200nl live.

That's only because 200nl is usually the lowest limit live. you n00b

On April 16 2014 05:07 Mariuslol wrote: kek is what lol looks like on wow when you meet horde faction as an alliance

"bur" in alliance!

On April 15 2014 22:08 Gnarly wrote: (...) Naib, I also play 200nl live. (...)

Does that imply what it looks like it implies? Is your NL200 roll partially from your dad's retirement fund that you manage or w/e?

< jikja
< 12k
< fart
< #care
< wanker

I don't consider this stealing unless he lost a physical stash of cash.

Yes, he lost physical cash. There is no way my sister can get into his bank accounts.

Most of the games around me are below 1/1, 1/2 is the highest game with the highest quality, then after that, it's super shady rooms in ghettos with 1/3, then 100/200 games which are invite only. I wish I could find more games, but the only 1/2 in town is the only one that runs regularly.

And no, I don't play with money I get from my dad. I play with either my own money or money that I get staked with by another player.

But my living situation isn't going to change, thankfully. My mom and sister will be both moving out, which I think will hasten the demise of my mother. (she's been following in the exact footsteps of her father, who blew his brains out while drunk. I would've seen that happen already if it weren't for the third hidden safety on the gun.) I won't have to worry about the police coming up with guns drawn, won't have to worry about the kitchen catching fire, won't have to worry about my mom leaving the garage doors open at night for anyone who's looking for trouble, won't have to become the full-time guardian of my nephew, though, I feel so bad for him. Dad's a felon stuck in jail and mom's a drug addicted dealer being chased down by CPS.

^


It's a terrible feeling having your loved ones rely on you, knowing you can only help them if you stick around while sacrificing your own dreams and emotional health. feels like a sadistic trap

then if you run off, you're tormented by your own conscious.

[ ] get 12k back.
[ ] send to NeillyAA for wsop me.

[x] waiting.

On April 16 2014 15:32 GoldRush wrote: [ ] get 12k back. [ ] send to NeillyAA for wsop me. [x] waiting.

On April 16 2014 12:21 Gnarly wrote: I wish I could find more games, but the only 1/2 in town is the only one that runs regularly.

Theres actually a lot of 1/2 and 1/3 games around, I've found them pretty quick. Have a game in midtown, one in SugarLand, and a 1/2 around Katy. The 1/3 game in midtown plays SUPER deep though.

tits or gtfo

idk where the fuck midtown is at. I think I'm on the complete other side of town from you, over on the pasadena side. the farthest I go is barely in pearland.

Pearland ^_^

On April 17 2014 01:41 Gnarly wrote: idk where the fuck midtown is at. I think I'm on the complete other side of town from you, over on the pasadena side. the farthest I go is barely in pearland.

midtown as in central houston

never heard downtown called midtown before

I have a prop bet in mind where someone coaches Gnarly to get his shit together.

You live in Houston? I lived in Houston. Home poker games are EVERYWHERE. There's like 50 a night. It's legal there as long as there's no rake. I havent played in years and I think I still have some poker contacts.

>get my shit together

Let me have a job, where I'll actually get paid for all the hours I worked, not just a portion, and actually get paid more than minimum wage, and that might be able to happen. Or, give me a job where I'm not ridiculed, spit on, and forcibly moved by a racist piece of shit who can't get fired because he's the cousin of the boss, and I might be able to get a new car. Or, give me a job where the manager actually does her fucking job and informs her boss that I put in my two weeks, and I won't get replaced at the other store without that boss confirming with not only the boss of the other location, but with the manager as well. Or, give me a job where I can actually talk to my supervisors instead of having to rely on only one girl in the ENTIRE warehouse of a couple hundred people who can speak english and spanish, and I won't get fired for having to go to the emergency room. Or, give me a job where I won't have my checks halved by other people fucking up.

I need a fucking job.

Also, my mom is missing. Literally.

>as long as there's no rake

There isn't a single non-raked game I've been to. The only ones that do actually have decent rake host a game once or twice a month, even then, they are the small games. The game I go to, the guy gets bitched at often by his friends for over raking the pots. The other games I know... I mean cmon... You can't add money to a fucking tournament and end up having the prize pool be less than your guarantee. Even then, I know there are some mechanics working/playing at these games, which I've been burned by one. (who has been outed as a mechanic and no longer deals for anyone ever again)

There's only one place that doesn't rake, and that's a bar. Even then, people cheat there, too. Grabbing your mucked cards, signaling with other players, straight up hiding their cards under the table, chip grabbing, etc..

You need a better plan, and better goal-setting skills. Clean it up, be courteous to others, respect your image. Take time off and write your thoughts down, and share them with a mentor who inspires you.

I do have a plan. I've been working on it for a couple months now, but I'm hoping I can get it started up within a year or two. However, what my sister did actually threw the biggest fucking wrench in my plans, because I had my dads financial backing for when things got ready to go.

>respect my image

The first impressions people get of me is that either I'm still in middle/high school or that I'm a girl.

On April 18 2014 13:12 Gnarly wrote: >respect my image The first impressions people get of me is that either I'm still in middle/high school or that I'm a girl.

This probably has a lot to do with how you carry yourself. I've kinda been wanting to say something about it because I get this overall impression of who you are based on the things you write about and how you write them. It's kinda like you're a living internet cliche. You use words like "toppest wow" and "kek" and quote yourself in the 3rd person like an anon 4chan poster. Even though this is just a forum and the internet, dont become a walking meme. Kinda like the old adage "dress for the position you want, not the position you have". Well this is true. It works in all walks of life. I'm not saying to be fake and not be yourself, but most losers are not really "themselves", they've just given up pursuing what they want. They have fond solace in the losers around them because it's easier not to do anything to better yourself. I dont know who you talk to or what other forums you frequent, but I have a feeling they're all filled with dipshits and losers. If you in any way carry your real life persona like you do on here then this is probably 90% of your problem. Seriously, stop the faggy internet syntax and linguistics. Just talk/write fucking normal, and in time you will probably start to act normal and good things will follow.

I do post on 4chan, but I only post internet stuff on the internet. I don't say memes out loud, I keep that stuff to the web.

I personally view you as a very controlling person.

I got cat called today. I have short hair, wear guy clothing, and stick out my chest a little when I need to make an impression and stuff like that. Always give a firm handshake. I used to make 1,500 a month part time doing delivery. Then again, that was mostly because I would get 20s from women. When I say that people think of me as still being in school, I mean as in my physical make up. I can pass as a thirteen year old, I'm not kidding you. It's a double-edged sword.

>start to act normal and good things will follow

This is the internet, dude. Not fucking serious business, lol.

On April 18 2014 21:18 Gnarly wrote: This is the internet, dude. Not fucking serious business, lol.

Yeah but your words still represent a portion of your stream of consciousness. You might act differently in real life, but a portion of you exists in both places at the same time, because it's in you, it's part of who you are. You can't separate that. Any opportunity you have to distance yourself from idiots should be taken. I met this really annoying guy at work one day and after a few conversations he talked about how he lives on 4chan. I immediately thought "ah well that explains a lot". It's like that inner part of him that has to express himself in the way someone on that site might was also part of his real life persona whether he knew it or not. The internet was just a vice to get it out, but it's still there.

I dont know what you do for a living but it sounds like your work history is pretty low end, like deliveries and flipping burgers type shit. Aim higher. It's nice to have some dream where you want to own your own business and stuff but that's an entirely different animal. There's nothing about entrepreneurship that is better than working a white collar job. I mean a doctor can easily make more money than a business owner. You need to aim for like middle ground for now. Get a cushy desk job, in a cubicle or something. Something where you can make $20/hr to start, which will enable you to rent a decent apartment and buy a nice used car. Have money to take women to dinner and a pad nice enough to fuck them back at home. During this phase of your life you will learn responsibility and the dignity of not having a shit job. Once you are accustomed to having money then you can start to aim for the big boys and start a business.

I've got a viable under the tables type of thing I can start up by next month. At this point, if I can start making a little money doing that faster than I can get another job, then I don't see why I shouldn't do it.

What I am is not who I am, and who I am is not what I am. It's all sorts of upside down.

pics of thieving sister or mom?